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Been nice knowing you guys.  [beer]

http://home.flash.net/~evt/rapture.htm (http://home.flash.net/~evt/rapture.htm)

Wouldn't be surprised -- it's rained 11" in the last week here.
4" last night.. another 4" called for today.

Do Isuzu Troopers float?

Oh this thread is never going to fly.


I can't believe some people actually believe in this kind of crap.  The only thing I'm worried about is Yellowstone blowing and taking most of the US with it. ;D

Hey! Don't rain on my Apocalypse.  ;D

Shit, what am I doing at work, then? Time to get down to business  [evil]

I hate Mondays.

I can't believe someone with access to the Internet has that much time to spend on making a crappy website with silly apocalyptic predictions when there's plenty of cool message boards, flash animations, and Youtube to occupy ones time.

So I guess I shouldn't have bothered to change the oil & lube the chain yesterday, huh?

Damn.

And I just put a new rear on the 996.  Only got 120 miles out of it, I guess.  :-\

I knew I should have called in sick!

The s/o said you were out riding the other day.  Don't you have to go about 60 miles just to get to the twisties?  

why couldnt the world just end early the morning so i wouldt have to get up out of my warm bed and go to work  :P

+1

but at least give me time to fry up and eat a whole pack of bacon before ending

with a big glass of chocolate milk  :D

1lb of bacon + big glass of chocolate milk is bound to = [puke]

Figures, with the bike sitting banged up in the shop and all my gear is trashed....

 [laugh]


End Of Ze World (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZMwKPmsbWE#normal)

The end is near?

What else is new.

I've been predicting this for ten years. I knew I'd be right one of these times.

It seems more like the end of website design...   [puke]

mitt

Dude, who has time for webiste design when the world is ending?!?!?!  C'mon.  Cut that guy some slack. 

Anyway, I really thought the world was ending in 1987.  Imagine what I had to go thru as a child... 

R.E.M. - It's The End Of The World As We Know It (And I... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bmxyj6iInMc#noexternalembed-normal)

Happy Beginning-of-the-end Monday!

 [coffee]

Awesome.

No.  I don't live in Phoenix anymore, remember.  ;D

<edit> And boy am I glad I rode on Friday, since it is apparently snowing in those canyons today.  :o

I see that former employees of the Weekly World News have been busy since the end of that paper's printing a couple years ago...

Maybe this is 'Bat Boy's new career?!?


Hmmmm....  makes one wonder, eh?

For some people today WAS the end of the world.

Check out the Obits.

Actually I'm putting my chips on 12/31/2012.

Dolph       :)

Ah man not again!





At least I can quit trying to stop smoking again. I'm gonna go out and enjoy one guilt free right now. Wonder if I should go ahead and start drinking again too?  [drink]

Well nothing here. What about you guys? Guys? Hello! Anyone out there? Oh come on, seriously where you guys at? Crap I missed the Rapture! Why didn't any one PM me? Jerks. At least I have the roads to myself.  ;D

there must be A LOT of people that missed the rapture...i was in nasty traffic this morning.

 [coffee]

I'm still here too.  [roll]

I'm here but based on my morning I assumed I was in Hell.

Oh man.........  First I missed out on the Heaven's Gate Comet Ride in 1997.  Now I missed out on the Rapture.  Can a guy catch a break every now and then?







 [cheeky]

In Australia it's beginning,  forest fires, dust storms, earthquakes, what next?
[/url]http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/09/22/2693608.htm (http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/09/22/2693608.htm)[url]

The dust storms have hit Brisbane in the last hour, looking out the window now visibility is under 500 yards

brimo?  Are you still there?  brimo.  BRIMO!  BRIMOOOOOOOOOO!








I think we just lost brimo... 

I'm still here, have locked self in wardrobe, with Glock, wind up laptop, candles and case of finest Scotch, can hear strange scratching noises at door, starting to worry.....

LOL

lol

is this turning into the new zombie survival thread?

75% of Americans believe in angels (the winged creatures who fly around, not the baseball team).  That's 3 out of 4 people.  Incredible.   :o

75% does not equal 3 out of 4 in America!!! You're using that commie metric system!  ;D

http://www.randomhouse.com/crown/recordedattacks/ (http://www.randomhouse.com/crown/recordedattacks/)

The vast majority of Icelandic either believes in elves and fairies or unwilling to rule out their existence.


From my personal experience (Resident Evil 1, 2, 3), the best way to stop a zombie is a shotgun blast to its face.  Good luck with the Glock, brimo.

"We can go hang with Hawaii. Alaska can come too"  [thumbsup]

I believe in hobbits.

Me too, I've met one IZ

IZ's feet arent' hairy though.

Only cause he waxes them...

 [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

The best way to stop a zombie/zombies is give it something to eat. Come the apolcalypse, I'm haning out with slow moving fatties.

Brimo needn't worry - was probably that black stallion guy trying to get inside.
http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=29872.0 (http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=29872.0)
Black Stallion (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJjoaxoq1rA&fmt=18#normal)

and Knight is an Ent.

That's only so he can wear his Vibram foot fingers or whatever the hell they are.  ???

SO WRONG!  Ugh!  How do I get the Black Stallion out of my head?!?!?! 

After watching that I think I do want the world to end.  [bang]

you just wait until i wake up the trees in your yard.

A very hasty one. [laugh]

i'm still young.

we'll see how hasty i am in a few hundred years.  :)

I think we just lost the Black Stallion to the Rapture.

They fear me like most wise creatures, you will learn in time as well, young one.