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this is awful, but i can't help laughing at the picture.

i'm an asshole.

have at it.


http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local-beat/Kitt-Fine-After-Sticky-Situation.html (http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local-beat/Kitt-Fine-After-Sticky-Situation.html)

I admit, I laughed tooo.......

That poor little bastard.

If your dog came home like that would you laugh about it?


It sucks that people would do something like that.

probably.
there is also a reason i don't have pets.


i know i'm going to hell.

Not particularly fond of cats but that was pretty evil thing to do.  >:(

The vet had to put it to sleep to take off all the tape.   

The dog question was more directed at Cyrus.

Did you see the follow up story?
Robert Melia, Jr. Got off because "a grand jury couldn't figure out how, exactly, five cows would feel about such an experience"

http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local-beat/No-Cruelty-Charges-For-Former-Cop-Accused-of-Sex-With-Cows-61081012.html (http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local-beat/No-Cruelty-Charges-For-Former-Cop-Accused-of-Sex-With-Cows-61081012.html)


Wow!

I'm sure this will all blow over soon enough for him though. In a big town like Moorestown, N.J. Nobody will remember this...

i don't think cyrus was advocating it, just admitting that he too is an ass and laughed at the picture.


moorestown is huge! it's got tons of people, and i'm sure he can move a few towns away and be fine.  [laugh] [laugh]

i didn't read that story since i'm at work and don't need it showing up on my screen as peopel walk by.



also, the cat's been named sticky. that's pretty punny right there.

I have a cat, and I'd be pissed if someone did that to her.

sticky is an awesome name

and yes, I laughed, too

Burrito cat is not amused...

The good news, this is a case of attempted cruelty:
"It's hard to even tell this happened to her. She doesn't have any patches missing or anything, but she does look less fluffy in some spots"

Ni will have to answer to Basement Cat.  Ceiling Cat is not amused.  Or Flying Spaghetti Cat.  Whatever cat belief you subscribe to.

i are belifin dere is no ceiling cat. i iz catnostic.

It's hard not to laugh at the picture.  I immediately imagined him masquerading as the alien in the original "Day the Earth Stood Still"   [laugh]

 :'(

Did it occur to anyone that the kitty might just be the victim of it's own bad habits, possibly a kinky sexual encounter gone wrong with a cat from the bad side of the alley.

i despise cats, but thats pretty low life.

Yeah, same here. Regardless of my feelings about the animals, I would never do anything like that.

All that said, I laughed...

i couldnt didnt :-X

Poor kitteh....

I hope the perp got the shit scratched out of him/her. I can't imagine that they didn't.

I'd be surprised if whoever did it got scratched up, because they said the cat was really tame.  I say this based on how my kid sister used to dress up every pet we ever had in doll clothes and hats and shit.  If you can get a bird to wear barbie clothes, I figure a cat shouldn't be too hard to duct tape.

Me neither.

That's pretty make the beast with two backsed up.

In fact, if I caught someone doing that to any cat or dog

Id take their teeth away.

DUCT and CAT an I.

Clearly, he was trying to make a DUCATI.




It was probably He Man. We all know he's freaky like that.

+1

That poor guy looks terrified

Poor Sticky. :(

Okay, the photo was mildly funny, witha lot of sympathy for the poor cat.
The vision of a parakeet in Barbie clothes is just freakin' hilarious! [clap]  [laugh] [clap]

so maybe karma is coming back around for laughing at sticky's situation


this mornign as i am putting on my bootsi hear something kinda squeaky. i thought it was on the radio so i ignored it.
it kept going and i went to shut off the radio to see what was going on and at my door is a black cat with a milk mustache meowing away.

it tried to come in when i opened the door.
it has no tags, but is well fed.
it followed me to the garage, but ran when i started up the bike.
it's got to belong to someone in the area.

i hope katherine doens't see it and try to adopt it,

What's her phone number?  [evil]

"GotMilk" must live with you now.  [cheeky]

All of this.

I LOL'd.  ;D

We used to see shit like this where 13 and I lived in Akron. Stupid kids were trying to shove firecrackers up a kitten's ass one 4th of july. We chased the kids off and brought the kitten inside. I really dislike the cat (he's a dick), but I can't tolerate animal cruelty.

now that i can't laugh at.

that's really make the beast with two backsed up

Thought about this as I was watching a movie called "Gummo" last night. 

Ohio kids with nothing else to do but F their friends retarded sister & make cats drink gasoline, shoot them with BB guns, beat them with sticks, etc.  I've seen bits of it in the past.  Seems like it was on Sundance or IFC.  Pretty disgusting flick.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119237/plotsummary (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119237/plotsummary)

Wow dude, but what would you expect from the guy who wrote KIDS?

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/33063688#33063744 (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/33063688#33063744)

They caught him.

I am no fan of cats, but I think they should duct tape the guy and leave him out in a yard for a couple days to see how he likes it.  And no sedation when they take the tape off.

My vote would be to wrap the duct tape around his nuts and give him a Brazilian >:( !

:( the poor kitty... it's owner probably hated cat hair  >:(

No, the msnbc link said the guy told police he did it because the cat was in his yard.
He duct-taped him through him in a bag and tossed the bag into the back yard to let him die.
After a couple of hours the cat was still crying, so the guy chucked him into the front yard.
That's where neighbors found him and he had to be sedated to get the tape off of him.


I still do not see how torturing a cat is funny.

It's not.

I hope that guy gets hit by a bus.

i didn't say the torture was funny, just the picture.


but yes, i am an asshole and porbably deserve to have all manner of unspeakable things done to me simply because i found something funny that people have the knickers in a twist about.

ahhhh Jersey...

You're allowed to laugh about it if you like

you're just not allowed to do it

;)

make the beast with two backsing cats....evil little things.

Can we duct tape your beard at the next DIMBY?

;D

only if you can hold me down long enough.

I hope he is ass raped in the pokey

I think there would be enough of us. Plus, you'd eventually tire out...

Strength in numbers (and rum)

;D

you better sedate me when the tape comes off.  [laugh]
nobody needs to hear me screaming like a little girl.

also remember this, i am smarter than a cat (usually) and have better long term memory. i can hold grudges for far longer. >:(

Need? No. But I'd die laughing if I heard it.

explains your avatar

That should be easy if we give you enough booze [evil]

keep in mind that after a little over half a bottle of rum i was still fine.

it take a bit of booze to knock me over.

and there is that short period where i'm invicible. then there's the longer period where i just think i am.

if i get taped, nakid is totally getting set on fire. and i'm using an accelerant.

Sounds like a challenge to me

;D

sounds like i better hope you all forget or i'm gonna get hurt.  [laugh]

[laugh]

DIMBY '09 official post slogan "We burned a frickin boat!"

DIMBY '10 offical post slogan "We tapped his frickin beard!"

"he screams like a little girl!"

instead of taping the beard...

you guys could hold him down while i use a curling iron to give him beautiful, beard ringlet curls  [laugh]

the duct tape might rip his beard off...  :-\

or we could just use that blue painter's tape  [evil]

it's so cute when you try to be mean and devious. :P

while i would never do this to a cat (mainly out of fear of the cat freaking out and ripping my arms apart), i definitely laughed.
it might seem lowlife to us... but to some 13-16 year old kid who probably did this... it's probably just a case of "boys will be boys."

who amongst us hasn't shot at a squirrel with a BB gun, or something along those lines...
i understand it's different because this is/was someones PET, but i think people are overreacting a bit... let's focus our efforts on finding the rapists and dealers first..

it's a very good point, but just remember that people who torture animals almost always move on to people later.

easier to remove a sapling than a fully grown tree.

 ;D mean... not so much... devious... definitely  [evil]

I think you guys just convinced me to go to the next DIMBY.   [cheeky]

Man, if a burning boat doesn't draw you out, I don't know what will

;D

only if there is a dead viking in it

what about a live one?

oooohhh even better!