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Title: Someone should help this poor guy out =) Post by: ROBsS4R on September 30, 2009, 05:23:15 PM http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/mcy/1396866676.html (http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/mcy/1396866676.html)
Brand New Ducati Streetfighter (red) base. Paid 17,000.00 cash, and rode the bike home from the dealer (41 miles). Was nearly divorced for doing it without the wifes approval (lol). Fire selling it for 13,500 and making the problem go away. Save yourself like 4k and just buy mine. Its literally new. Title: Re: Someone should help this poor guy out =) Post by: ducatiz on September 30, 2009, 05:25:39 PM damn
Title: Re: Someone should help this poor guy out =) Post by: mostrobelle on September 30, 2009, 05:28:11 PM Don't tell MichaelMoore.... [cheeky]
Title: Re: Someone should help this poor guy out =) Post by: desmoquattro on September 30, 2009, 05:28:19 PM Don't tell me that's yours?
Title: Re: Someone should help this poor guy out =) Post by: ROBsS4R on September 30, 2009, 05:29:22 PM Don't tell me that's yours? Nah I am not married :P Plus I would trade my wife if I was married for one ;D Title: Re: Someone should help this poor guy out =) Post by: desmoquattro on September 30, 2009, 05:31:58 PM Nah I am not married :P Plus I would trade my wife if I was married for one ;D [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]Title: Re: Someone should help this poor guy out =) Post by: cyrus buelton on September 30, 2009, 05:37:04 PM I am coming to the area this weekend......
hmmmmm anyone want a 2004 S4r for 10k? [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] Title: Re: Someone should help this poor guy out =) Post by: Popeye the Sailor on September 30, 2009, 06:13:38 PM I am coming to the area this weekend...... hmmmmm anyone want a 2004 S4r for 10k? [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] No one here wanted one for 5k, so I doubt it. Title: Re: Someone should help this poor guy out =) Post by: Spidey on September 30, 2009, 06:14:17 PM Brand New Ducati Streetfighter (red) base. Paid 17,000.00 cash, and rode the bike home from the dealer (41 miles). Was nearly divorced for doing it without the wifes approval (lol). Fire selling it for 13,500 and making the problem go away. I'm confused. Is he selling the "problem" bike so that his wife isn't mad or he's selling the bike to fund his divorce and make his "problem" go away? Title: Re: Someone should help this poor guy out =) Post by: mostrobelle on September 30, 2009, 06:30:04 PM I'm guessing a few roofies, a car with a large trunk and a drive out to the lake would also make his problem go away...and then he gets to keep the bike *and* he's got insurance $ for mods.
Title: Re: Someone should help this poor guy out =) Post by: Buckethead on September 30, 2009, 06:41:28 PM I'm guessing a few roofies, a car with a large trunk and a drive out to the lake would also make his problem go away...and then he gets to keep the bike *and* he's got insurance $ for mods. Yeah, but then he's got to flee to Canada and hang himself in a hotel room. And really, what good is a Ducati if you're dead? What? Too soon? Title: Re: Someone should help this poor guy out =) Post by: Spidey on September 30, 2009, 06:45:47 PM Ah, roofies . . . good times, good times.
Title: Re: Someone should help this poor guy out =) Post by: Drunken Monkey on September 30, 2009, 07:12:22 PM (http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj19/DrunkenMonkey_bucket/fixproblems.jpg)
Problem fixed. Title: Re: Someone should help this poor guy out =) Post by: ducatiz on September 30, 2009, 07:14:12 PM (http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj19/DrunkenMonkey_bucket/fixproblems.jpg) Problem fixed. shooting a bike doesn't do anyone any good and the resale value is shit. Title: Re: Someone should help this poor guy out =) Post by: mostrobelle on September 30, 2009, 07:35:36 PM (http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj19/DrunkenMonkey_bucket/fixproblems.jpg) Problem fixed. That was taken in your garage, wasn't it? Title: Re: Someone should help this poor guy out =) Post by: Popeye the Sailor on September 30, 2009, 07:42:15 PM I'm guessing a few roofies, a car with a large trunk and a drive out to the lake would also make his problem go away...and then he gets to keep the bike *and* he's got insurance $ for mods. You had me at "a few roofies". Title: Re: Someone should help this poor guy out =) Post by: Drunken Monkey on September 30, 2009, 10:14:14 PM That was taken in your garage, wasn't it? Yes. It's part of the "My first contract killing" kit I bought for my daughter. I got it for her after I noticed she kept seeing how many stuffed animals she could fit into the trunk of her Disney Princessmobile. Start 'em young, I always say. Title: Re: Someone should help this poor guy out =) Post by: cyrus buelton on October 01, 2009, 04:15:35 AM I'm confused. Is he selling the "problem" bike so that his wife isn't mad or he's selling the bike to fund his divorce and make his "problem" go away? selling the bike so he doesn't get divorced. I don't understand people. why would you go spend 17k without consulting with your spouse? Title: Re: Someone should help this poor guy out =) Post by: ducatiz on October 01, 2009, 04:57:28 AM selling the bike so he doesn't get divorced. I don't understand people. why would you go spend 17k without consulting with your spouse? most men have two brains, junior. most. Title: Re: Someone should help this poor guy out =) Post by: cyrus buelton on October 01, 2009, 04:59:24 AM most men have two brains, junior. most. thanks big brother Title: Re: Someone should help this poor guy out =) Post by: sally101 on October 01, 2009, 06:17:11 AM why would you go spend 17k without consulting with your spouse? The more pertinent question is what female would not find the streetfighter and the spouse that rides it hawt? Title: Re: Someone should help this poor guy out =) Post by: cyrus buelton on October 01, 2009, 06:52:20 AM The more pertinent question is what female would not find the streetfighter and the spouse that rides it hawt? My wife would totally be in for it, but obviously we'd discuss it first and both go look at it! Title: Re: Someone should help this poor guy out =) Post by: mostrobelle on October 01, 2009, 07:10:22 AM The more pertinent question is what female would not find the streetfighter and the spouse that rides it hawt? Screw that...whatever he buys without consulting me becomes mine. Problem solved, and in this case, it would work out quite nicely for yours truly. ;D Title: Re: Someone should help this poor guy out =) Post by: Popeye the Sailor on October 01, 2009, 10:28:42 AM Screw that...whatever he buys without consulting me becomes mine. Problem solved, and in this case, it would work out quite nicely for yours truly. ;D Enzo, please go buy a lesbian hooker and a kiddie pool of jello without consulting her. Take video. Thanks. Title: Re: Someone should help this poor guy out =) Post by: desmoquattro on October 01, 2009, 10:33:37 AM Enzo, please go buy a lesbian hooker and a kiddie pool of jello without consulting her. Take video. Thanks. [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]Title: Re: Someone should help this poor guy out =) Post by: ducatiz on October 01, 2009, 10:34:39 AM The more pertinent question is what female would not find the streetfighter and the spouse that rides it hawt? I found a picture of him riding it home. (http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9oCIqLawfBs/SZHUrlYM8gI/AAAAAAAABNM/q2wZM9nWggA/s400/fat_guy_on_a_scooter.jpeg) Title: Re: Someone should help this poor guy out =) Post by: TCK! on October 01, 2009, 12:10:50 PM This are the situations I really love to capitalize.
hmmmm Title: Re: Someone should help this poor guy out =) Post by: ROBsS4R on October 01, 2009, 07:31:11 PM I found a picture of him riding it home. (http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9oCIqLawfBs/SZHUrlYM8gI/AAAAAAAABNM/q2wZM9nWggA/s400/fat_guy_on_a_scooter.jpeg) Holy Crap :o That guy really doesnt need gear. I think he would be just fine if he crashed. Title: Re: Someone should help this poor guy out =) Post by: mostrobelle on October 01, 2009, 07:50:38 PM Can you guys make out his "license plate"? That thing is huge, too.
Title: Re: Someone should help this poor guy out =) Post by: jimboecv on October 01, 2009, 09:42:16 PM Don't tell me that's yours? Are you asking Michael?Title: Re: Someone should help this poor guy out =) Post by: Le Piou on October 02, 2009, 10:31:39 AM why would you go spend 17k without consulting with your spouse? Did it twice for $12000: - for the S2R1000 in 2007. It went well. - Second time this summer for the 998s FE. It went really bad: she didn't talk to me AT ALL for 3 weeks. Was hard, but it faded with time and I ended up keeping the bike... [moto] This guy is giving up too easily... Title: Re: Someone should help this poor guy out =) Post by: ducatiz on October 02, 2009, 11:51:02 AM Did it twice for $12000: - for the S2R1000 in 2007. It went well. - Second time this summer for the 998s FE. It went really bad: she didn't talk to me AT ALL for 3 weeks. Was hard, but it faded with time and I ended up keeping the bike... [moto] This guy is giving up too easily... yeah, for the 998FE i would have stuck it out too. something tells me this guy (OP's listing) is a first time rider... :D Title: Re: Someone should help this poor guy out =) Post by: remy on October 02, 2009, 12:00:18 PM yeah, for the 998FE i would have stuck it out too. something tells me this guy (OP's listing) is a first time rider... :D Exactly. As long as he still had it in his possession, regardless of trying to sell it, I would be putting a crazy-ton of miles on it. Especially because his time at home can't be that fun right now. Who's going to mind if it's 40 miles or 540 miles at that price. This dude is a n00b. Title: Re: Someone should help this poor guy out =) Post by: Drunken Monkey on October 02, 2009, 12:33:55 PM It went really bad: she didn't talk to me AT ALL for 3 weeks. Wait, why are you saying that's a bad thing? [evil] Title: Re: Someone should help this poor guy out =) Post by: somegirl on October 02, 2009, 12:43:36 PM something tells me this guy (OP's listing) is a first time rider... :D And probably not married all that long either. ;) Title: Re: Someone should help this poor guy out =) Post by: Spidey on October 02, 2009, 12:51:34 PM Wait, why are you saying that's a bad thing? [evil] Seriously. I'd definitely pay $17k for that. Title: Re: Someone should help this poor guy out =) Post by: Le Piou on October 02, 2009, 01:34:08 PM Wait, why are you saying that's a bad thing? [evil] Good point. Why didn't I realize that sooner?!?!?!?!? [bang] [clap] Title: Re: Someone should help this poor guy out =) Post by: sroberts152 on October 02, 2009, 02:16:35 PM Mrs. 152 has her money from her job and I have my money from my job. We split the bills down the middle. If I want something, I save for it and go buy it. Same for her. 10 years married this month and finances are not argued about.
Title: Re: Someone should help this poor guy out =) Post by: ducatiz on October 02, 2009, 05:18:45 PM Mrs. 152 has her money from her job and I have my money from my job. We split the bills down the middle. If I want something, I save for it and go buy it. Same for her. 10 years married this month and finances are not argued about. what if you want to buy a hooker? it's your money, right? just askin.. Title: Re: Someone should help this poor guy out =) Post by: Popeye the Sailor on October 02, 2009, 06:01:58 PM what if you want to buy a hooker? it's your money, right? just askin.. Well, unless they're splitting her. Title: Re: Someone should help this poor guy out =) Post by: MendoDave on October 03, 2009, 10:59:12 AM Can you guys make out his "license plate"? That thing is huge, too. (http://www.papajohns.com/images/logo_pj.gif) (http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9oCIqLawfBs/SZHUrlYM8gI/AAAAAAAABNM/q2wZM9nWggA/s400/fat_guy_on_a_scooter.jpeg) Title: Re: Someone should help this poor guy out =) Post by: Le Piou on October 03, 2009, 01:25:58 PM The good news is that the guy is not alone:
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3SFH4SESI_4/SlzF1LoW2KI/AAAAAAAABOk/WY8zVvSgvK8/s1600-h/f.jpg) http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3SFH4SESI_4/SlzF1LoW2KI/AAAAAAAABOk/WY8zVvSgvK8/s1600-h/f.jpg (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3SFH4SESI_4/SlzF1LoW2KI/AAAAAAAABOk/WY8zVvSgvK8/s1600-h/f.jpg) Title: Re: Someone should help this poor guy out =) Post by: sroberts152 on October 04, 2009, 11:21:51 PM what if you want to buy a hooker? it's your money, right? just askin.. It wouldn't really be an argument over money at that point. Title: Re: Someone should help this poor guy out =) Post by: ducatiz on October 05, 2009, 08:13:23 AM It wouldn't really be an argument over money at that point. technique, right? :D |