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Title: Uh... So how is your Monster? Post by: ROBsS4R on October 01, 2009, 12:55:20 PM My friend from Intel just sent me this ;D Remember how I was telling you that a coworker of mine has the same bike as your old Monster? I was in the bathroom today and as I was walking to the sink to wash my hands when he walks in. I said briefly say hi to him and didn’t really pay much attention to what he was doing. While I was drying my hands I ask him “Hey how’s your Monster doing?”. There was a couple seconds of silence then suddenly I hear someone say “I’m sorry?”. I look around and my coworker is no where to be found. The other guy who responded was standing at the urinal peeing and holding his you know what. FML Title: Re: Uh... So how is your Monster? Post by: enzo on October 01, 2009, 01:33:19 PM Dude, you should have just went with it... [laugh]
Title: Re: Uh... So how is your Monster? Post by: Spidey on October 01, 2009, 05:02:21 PM He get some action outta it??
Title: Re: Uh... So how is your Monster? Post by: mostrobelle on October 01, 2009, 06:42:32 PM He get some action outta it?? That depends...you offerin'? Title: Re: Uh... So how is your Monster? Post by: Spidey on October 01, 2009, 06:45:45 PM That depends...you offerin'? As usual, yes. You gonna whip yours out too and join, 'belle? Title: Re: Uh... So how is your Monster? Post by: Juan on October 01, 2009, 06:47:03 PM [cheeky]
Title: Re: Uh... So how is your Monster? Post by: mostrobelle on October 01, 2009, 07:21:19 PM As usual, yes. You gonna whip yours out too and join, 'belle? You know I only bring it out for special occasions. Title: Re: Uh... So how is your Monster? Post by: ROBsS4R on October 01, 2009, 07:28:20 PM He get some action outta it?? I doubt it Intel is so stuffy of company ;D If anything he might be hearing from HR in the morning. He works with a bunch of crazy people there. He had this poster in his cube from one of his Vendors that had satelite rockets on it. This old lady that worked there at the time told his boss that she doesnt like rockets since they kill people. The boss ripped the poster off his cube wall and didnt event tell him. For the longest time he thought someone stole it but finally the boss said he took it down because it upset the old lady he worked with LOL. Title: Re: Uh... So how is your Monster? Post by: mostrobelle on October 01, 2009, 07:49:47 PM That's a great (OP) story btw. [thumbsup] Had me [laugh] pretty good there.
Title: Re: Uh... So how is your Monster? Post by: TCK! on October 02, 2009, 06:46:15 AM I doubt it Intel is so stuffy of company ;D If anything he might be hearing from HR in the morning. He works with a bunch of crazy people there. He had this poster in his cube from one of his Vendors that had satelite rockets on it. This old lady that worked there at the time told his boss that she doesnt like rockets since they kill people. The boss ripped the poster off his cube wall and didnt event tell him. For the longest time he thought someone stole it but finally the boss said he took it down because it upset the old lady he worked with LOL. It's pretty funny the stuff my vendors give us... We were buying a new concrete pump from Germany or something and they gave us all desktop calendars... yeah desktop calendars of concrete pumps and naked women... hahaha... well due to my entire Saturday of sexual harassment training I couldn't play ignorant that it wasn't acceptable to put it up... Title: Re: Uh... So how is your Monster? Post by: ducleaner on October 09, 2009, 01:04:19 PM This old lady that worked there at the time told his boss that she doesnt like rockets since they kill people. Response 1: Get a poster with an ICBM a few meters away from a pile of already dead people. Response 2: Remove her photos of her husband because old age kills people. Response 3: Get a poster of every sports franchise whose name is something that has killed something. Off the top of my head, Rockets, Heat, Cowboys, Avalanche, Hurricanes, Seminoles, Jets, Bears, Jazz (it kills me), Saints (Galileo as an example), Grizzlies, Tigers, and Patriots. |