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Title: Weirdo.
Post by: Super T.I.B on October 08, 2009, 07:36:28 PM
WTF? Link (http://www.findingmygoddess.com/)

He doesn't want much.  [roll]



P.S found this on another forum, thought I would share. I'm not a weirdo  ;D
Title: Re: Weirdo.
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on October 08, 2009, 07:43:18 PM
Oh my.

Title: Re: Weirdo.
Post by: Grampa on October 08, 2009, 07:58:24 PM
If she has been a prostitute, that is GOOD!! We can discuss it at length. I have written a book (not yet published) entitled, Resurrecting the Innocence in Prostitutes. Fascinating topic! And it's an important part of my Global Vision.


awesome standards [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Weirdo.
Post by: IZ on October 08, 2009, 10:35:31 PM
I could see John Malkovich playing the role of said "weirdo".

WTF T.I.B.?!

What I seek is an exquisite Love Dance in which my male role is to lead and my Goddess's female role is to surrender in ecstasy.
Title: Re: Weirdo.
Post by: DoubleEagle on October 08, 2009, 10:55:51 PM
I can't believe I read the whole thing !

This Mark guy is some kind of " Alien " species.

I can't imagine a woman falling for ALL that.

I think you could get a job w, Trump w, a phone call easier than survive w, this guy.

I must say I'm impressed with his sctick.

Dolph       :o
Title: Re: Weirdo.
Post by: Big Troubled Bear on October 08, 2009, 11:19:33 PM
This guy does not seem to be an idiot :o
Title: Re: Weirdo.
Post by: erkishhorde on October 08, 2009, 11:53:23 PM
Quote from: Big Troubled Bear on October 08, 2009, 11:19:33 PM
This guy does not seem to be an idiot :o

Stupid and crazy are two totally different things. ;)
Title: Re: Weirdo.
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on October 09, 2009, 12:14:54 AM
Quote from: erkishhorde on October 08, 2009, 11:53:23 PM
Stupid and crazy are two totally different things. ;)

Hi  ;D
Title: Re: Weirdo.
Post by: Monsterlover on October 09, 2009, 06:27:09 AM
[laugh]
Title: Re: Weirdo.
Post by: Oldfisti on October 09, 2009, 07:53:50 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on October 08, 2009, 07:58:24 PM
If she has been a prostitute, that is GOOD!! We can discuss it at length. I have written a book (not yet published) entitled, Resurrecting the Innocence in Prostitutes. Fascinating topic! And it's an important part of my Global Vision.


awesome standards [thumbsup]


Dammit I should have read the entire thread.

Same quote that I clipped!


I agree with his standards as well.  ;D
Title: Re: Weirdo.
Post by: Nitewaif on October 10, 2009, 08:51:09 AM
Good luck finding a woman willing to read all that.  Ugh! 
Title: Re: Weirdo.
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on October 10, 2009, 08:55:44 AM
Idiot is doing it all wrong.


"I am on the brink of a large-scale financial success that many people believe will escalate me, over the next decade, from member of the middle classâ€"to billionaire."



FYI, in America, first you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the women.


Title: Re: Weirdo.
Post by: DucHead on October 10, 2009, 12:55:29 PM
Wow, no way I'm reading all that, but a quick perusal suggests that this guy desperately needs medication to suppress his explosive self-absorption.   DAY-UM!  :o
Title: Re: Weirdo.
Post by: Monsterlover on October 10, 2009, 12:59:02 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on October 10, 2009, 08:55:44 AM
Idiot is doing it all wrong.


"I am on the brink of a large-scale financial success that many people believe will escalate me, over the next decade, from member of the middle classâ€"to billionaire."



FYI, in America, first you get the money, then you get the power, then you get buy the women.


Fixed it for you
Title: Re: Weirdo.
Post by: Xiphias on October 10, 2009, 01:34:46 PM
Wow...weird mf..not once did he talk about blow job or making pie.
Title: Re: Weirdo.
Post by: swampduc on October 10, 2009, 03:55:32 PM
Quote from: Xiphias on October 10, 2009, 01:34:46 PM
Wow...weird mf..not once did he talk about blow job or making pie.
[laugh]
Title: Re: Weirdo.
Post by: roy-nexus-6 on October 10, 2009, 06:22:07 PM
You know this goddess worship sounds all well and good... right up to the time he decides you wear your skin as a suit.... :-\

(http://ewpopwatch.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/tedlevine_l.jpg)
Are YOU a Woman Who Has Most of the Extensive Goddess-Qualifications?
Title: Re: Weirdo.
Post by: Buckethead on October 10, 2009, 07:04:40 PM
It rubs the lotion on its skin, goddammit!
Title: Re: Weirdo.
Post by: Monsterlover on October 10, 2009, 07:50:32 PM
Greens Keepers - Lotion (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ToNZHG5KHw#normal)

;D
Title: Re: Weirdo.
Post by: Oldfisti on October 10, 2009, 09:05:16 PM
It puts the Joe Dirt in the hole!


(http://www.darkhorizons.com/assets/0003/3483/spade_small.jpg)
Title: Re: Weirdo.
Post by: Oldfisti on October 11, 2009, 05:36:27 AM
Quote from: Monsterlover on October 10, 2009, 07:50:32 PM
Greens Keepers - Lotion (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ToNZHG5KHw#normal)

;D


Oh and by the way,


LOVE IT!!    [clap]
Title: Re: Weirdo.
Post by: Monsterlover on October 11, 2009, 05:38:02 AM
;D
Title: Re: Weirdo.
Post by: psycledelic on October 11, 2009, 06:06:25 AM
He had me at,
"Extremely passionate tantra master who does not ejaculate (except on rare occasions). Stay fully hard through multiple male orgasms without ejaculating. Can and will genuinely DELIVER "so many times you lose count," as stated above. Vasectomy (but I can have it reversed)."
If I were a middle-aged woman actively looking to date an outgoing serial killer on the brink of financial success. I would be all over this.
Title: Re: Weirdo.
Post by: Monsterlover on October 11, 2009, 06:34:53 AM
[laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh]
Title: Re: Weirdo.
Post by: cduarte on October 12, 2009, 04:40:47 AM
omg, I'm going to have to watch this one...  [roll]
Title: Re: Weirdo.
Post by: Scottish on October 12, 2009, 08:55:29 AM
whoa.... :o he was born in LA. I hear it's a little different there.
Title: Re: Weirdo.
Post by: il d00d on October 12, 2009, 09:45:44 AM
In case anyone is wondering how he is on the verge billionairedom:

ASSME Investigates: Gawker Made Him Semi-Famous, So We Give You More: Mark L. Emerson, Chief Angel
http://assme.org/2009/06/25/assme-investigates-gawker-made-him-semi-famous-so-we-give-you-more-mark-l-emerson-chief-angel/ (http://assme.org/2009/06/25/assme-investigates-gawker-made-him-semi-famous-so-we-give-you-more-mark-l-emerson-chief-angel/)