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Local Clubs => OZ monsters => Topic started by: Six95 on May 25, 2008, 03:25:24 AM

Title: Bloody Birds
Post by: Six95 on May 25, 2008, 03:25:24 AM
Very Embarrasing
I was doing a highspeed M7 run on the way home from the oldies on Saturday and I look in the rear view mirror and some bloody bird has crapped on my upper arm - the little dirty bugger. The bird must of had some mid flight sphincter loosening. What made it worse was that every time I looked in the mirror it was there... just looking at me, every single time!

Well, I think it was poo anyway. It was a blackish coloured patch. Washed out rather easy.
Any hints? I was not going to do any CSI stuff on it.

Title: Re: Bloody Birds
Post by: loony888 on May 25, 2008, 04:27:05 AM
wait till you get stuck beside a cattle truck and you get pissed on!
Title: Re: Bloody Birds
Post by: Tool on May 25, 2008, 03:04:04 PM
Consider this a lesson in life - it is better to be shat off, than shat on.  Did you try tasting it?
Title: Re: Bloody Birds
Post by: dragonworld. on May 25, 2008, 03:44:03 PM
Mmmmmm,
looks like shit??
feels like shit??
smells like shit??
tastes like shit??
Well it must be SHIT!!!

Supposed to be good luck [thumbsup] But then if that was the case then MyLittleDuc would be a trillionaire. (Those bloody seagulls at Phillip Island, [laugh] ;D [thumbsup])
Title: Re: Bloody Birds
Post by: Super T.I.B on May 25, 2008, 03:54:40 PM
Lucky you didn't step in it.

;)

Must have been a bird who was snacking on Mulberries.
Title: Re: Bloody Birds
Post by: Betty on May 25, 2008, 04:04:00 PM
Mulberries and birds is a very bad combination for paintwork, I'd have a look around for further 'damage'.
Title: Re: Bloody Birds
Post by: dragonworld. on May 25, 2008, 04:19:51 PM
Quote from: Super T.I.B on May 25, 2008, 03:54:40 PM
Lucky you didn't step in it.

;)

Must have been a bird who was snacking on Mulberries.


Aaaah Cheech and Chong!! What a comedy double. You had to be ripped to get full benefit of their humour.  [thumbsup]