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Title: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... I'm getting an air compressor. Post by: Grampa on October 16, 2009, 02:50:50 PM too bad it aint for the garage.
turns out I have sleep apnea and I have to wear that retarded cpap mask (http://sleep-good.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/cause-of-sleep-apnea-295x300.jpg) I'll never get laid again This is how lm sees me now (http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/966/465671-mermaidman_large.png) [laugh] Title: Re: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... I'm getting an air compressor. Post by: TiNi on October 16, 2009, 03:00:34 PM yep... sex in bed are out for you [laugh] :-*
sorry to hear about your apnea Title: Re: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... I'm getting an air compressor. Post by: MendoDave on October 16, 2009, 03:16:27 PM Just get the one for the garage. you might as well sleep out there too. [cheeky]
Title: Re: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... I'm getting an air compressor. Post by: Monsterlover on October 16, 2009, 03:30:30 PM You'll feel a lot better.
My dad and his 2 brothers + 1 sister all have cpap masks and they all say it's like night and day. I have it too I think. The sleep center said no, but I think they're just trying to steal my awake-o-gens. No wait. They're trying to prevent my nap centers from functioning. See my latest post in drunk thread. that is all 8) Title: Re: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... I'm getting an air compressor. Post by: moto-zen on October 16, 2009, 04:51:47 PM Here are a few interesting articles on sleep apnea and one of my favorite instruments. Maybe it will lead you down a different path than the pessimistic one we are always handed by the medical community. Who knows?
http://www.laoutback.com/images/parts/SnoringPopUp.html (http://www.laoutback.com/images/parts/SnoringPopUp.html) http://www.bmj.com/cgi/content/full/332/7536/266 (http://www.bmj.com/cgi/content/full/332/7536/266) http://sleep-disorders.suite101.com/article.cfm/sleep_apnea_and_didgeridoos (http://sleep-disorders.suite101.com/article.cfm/sleep_apnea_and_didgeridoos) Title: Re: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... I'm getting an air compressor. Post by: Speeddog on October 16, 2009, 04:54:57 PM Ummm... you know that you don't have to put it on until you're going to go to sleep, right? ;D
Hope it helps ya! [beer] Title: Re: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... I'm getting an air compressor. Post by: Speedbag on October 16, 2009, 05:45:34 PM Bob....I am your fathaaa.....
Wonder if those masks make the average goon sleep better. If so, I'm there......... Title: Re: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... I'm getting an air compressor. Post by: Grampa on October 16, 2009, 07:07:11 PM Here are a few interesting articles on sleep apnea and one of my favorite instruments. Maybe it will lead you down a different path than the pessimistic one we are always handed by the medical community. Who knows? http://www.laoutback.com/images/parts/SnoringPopUp.html (http://www.laoutback.com/images/parts/SnoringPopUp.html) http://www.bmj.com/cgi/content/full/332/7536/266 (http://www.bmj.com/cgi/content/full/332/7536/266) http://sleep-disorders.suite101.com/article.cfm/sleep_apnea_and_didgeridoos (http://sleep-disorders.suite101.com/article.cfm/sleep_apnea_and_didgeridoos) I'm not sure the neighbors would like me if our house became an outback steakhouse commercial...... maybe I'll dust off the old clarinet [cheeky] Title: Re: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... I'm getting an air compressor. Post by: ducpainter on October 17, 2009, 05:43:40 AM Did you ever have your tonsils out?
Title: Re: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... I'm getting an air compressor. Post by: Popeye the Sailor on October 17, 2009, 07:08:33 AM Can you hook the compressor up to your penis pump? It might save time.
Title: Re: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... I'm getting an air compressor. Post by: herm on October 17, 2009, 10:52:39 AM this is one of those new medical terms/technologies/treatments that i confess to not understand....
is it something that has just started happening in the last 20 years, or is it just that spouses are getting less tolerant? Title: Re: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... I'm getting an air compressor. Post by: TiNi on October 17, 2009, 12:29:25 PM Can you hook the compressor up to your penis pump? It might save time. [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [clap] [bow_down] Title: Re: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... I'm getting an air compressor. Post by: Holden on October 17, 2009, 01:29:12 PM This is how lm sees me now Better than this: (http://witneyman.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/alien-facehugger.jpg) ;D Title: Re: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... I'm getting an air compressor. Post by: Monsterlover on October 17, 2009, 01:30:35 PM DMF thread GPS: "Keep left, then make U-turn in 500 feet to get back to where you were". . .
. . . before we started talking about penis pumps [laugh] Title: Re: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... I'm getting an air compressor. Post by: Grampa on October 17, 2009, 05:27:41 PM no penis pump for me.... I'm old school
I rock the Popsicle sticks and ducktape Title: Re: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... I'm getting an air compressor. Post by: DesmoDiva on October 18, 2009, 03:18:43 PM How did you sleep last night??
I know I have sleep apena, but I'm too chicken to for the sleep test. [bang] Title: Re: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... I'm getting an air compressor. Post by: Grampa on October 18, 2009, 03:46:44 PM I wont get a cpap machine till sometime next week (I think)
and yes I still have my tonsils... they are and have been larger than what is normal all my life. Every doctor thats ever looked in my mouth asks... " do you have a sore throat?" [laugh] Title: Re: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... I'm getting an air compressor. Post by: ducpainter on October 18, 2009, 04:00:39 PM I wont get a cpap machine till sometime next week (I think) Z had sleep apnea...and yes I still have my tonsils... they are and have been larger than what is normal all my life. Every doctor thats ever looked in my mouth asks... " do you have a sore throat?" [laugh] until his enlarged tonsils were removed. ;) Title: Re: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... I'm getting an air compressor. Post by: Grampa on October 18, 2009, 04:48:22 PM Z had sleep apnea... until his enlarged tonsils were removed. ;) he mentioned surgery to remove them...and to hollow out my empty head even more. I need to talk to an ear nose and throat guy for that. I'll see how the machine works first. Title: Re: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... I'm getting an air compressor. Post by: ducpainter on October 18, 2009, 05:05:13 PM he mentioned surgery to remove them...and to hollow out my empty head even more. I need to talk to an ear nose and throat guy for that. I'll see how the machine works first. I can understand the head hollowing...and trying la machine first. ;D Title: Re: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... I'm getting an air compressor. Post by: somegirl on October 18, 2009, 06:45:35 PM he mentioned surgery to remove them...and to hollow out my empty head even more. I need to talk to an ear nose and throat guy for that. I'll see how the machine works first. My friend and former boss had surgery for sleep apnea and has been extremely happy with the results (as has his wife). I could tell the difference too, he was no longer walking around in a fog all day. Title: Re: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... I'm getting an air compressor. Post by: Grampa on October 18, 2009, 06:49:01 PM My friend and former boss had surgery for sleep apnea and has been extremely happy with the results (as has his wife). I could tell the difference too, he was no longer walking around in a fog all day. maybe it'll help out with my post content as well :-\ [cheeky] Title: Re: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... I'm getting an air compressor. Post by: Monsterlover on October 18, 2009, 07:30:18 PM How did you sleep last night?? I know I have sleep apena, but I'm too chicken to for the sleep test. [bang] The test isn't bad. But I think it can't be representative of a normal night's sleep. You go to a building to sleep in a strange bed with stuff glued to your face. I was quite frustrated when they said there wasn't anything wrong. I know there is. Title: Re: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... I'm getting an air compressor. Post by: Grampa on October 18, 2009, 07:33:50 PM The test isn't bad. But I think it can't be representative of a normal night's sleep. You go to a building to sleep in a strange bed with stuff glued to your face. I was quite frustrated when they said there wasn't anything wrong. I know there is. I had to ask if I even slept the 6 hours I was there. I felt like I was awake for most of it. Title: Re: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... I'm getting an air compressor. Post by: NAKID on October 19, 2009, 04:01:43 AM The test isn't bad. But I think it can't be representative of a normal night's sleep. You go to a building to sleep in a strange bed with stuff glued to your face. I was quite frustrated when they said there wasn't anything wrong. I know there is. Same here. Looking at my sleep study, The whole night (6+ hours) I had 13 minutes of REM (dream) sleep... Title: Re: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... I'm getting an air compressor. Post by: Monsterlover on October 19, 2009, 04:38:18 AM I never got to see mine.
Don't you need a couple hrs of REM? Title: Re: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... I'm getting an air compressor. Post by: NAKID on October 19, 2009, 05:25:50 AM Yeah, 13 mins might as well be nothing...
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