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Title: How to be bully smart
Post by: Oldfisti on October 18, 2009, 05:11:31 AM
Some of these techniques might save your ass for a whole 30 seconds...

Prolly should think about switching school districts after that!


HOW TO BE BULLY SMART! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLKxv69GEVE&feature=player_embedded#normal)


Title: Re: How to be bully smart
Post by: duccarlos on October 18, 2009, 05:26:43 AM
What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!

Dude, if you tried that where I grew up, you would get shanked before lunch.


Title: Re: How to be bully smart
Post by: Monsterlover on October 18, 2009, 05:34:54 AM
Totally shanked before lunch.


Title: Re: How to be bully smart
Post by: desmopr on October 18, 2009, 05:36:58 AM
Is this a joke?


Title: Re: How to be bully smart
Post by: superjohn on October 18, 2009, 05:38:33 AM
Does the next video include what to do when the bully chases you down and beats you senseless?


Title: Re: How to be bully smart
Post by: Oldfisti on October 18, 2009, 05:43:07 AM
Is this a joke?


I'm not sure.

I know the ass-beating to follow after trying these on your local bully won't be much of a joke!


Title: Re: How to be bully smart
Post by: Slide Panda on October 18, 2009, 05:57:39 AM
Is this a joke?

It's got a water mark from everythingisterrible - so I'm guessing yes.


Title: Re: How to be bully smart
Post by: Airborne on October 18, 2009, 06:36:30 AM
I prefer Bas Rutten's technique

Bas Rutten Street Defense - The Better Version (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3K-mrlYG7Y#normal)


Title: Re: How to be bully smart
Post by: duccarlos on October 18, 2009, 06:47:27 AM
Smack his face, smack his face. Now that sensible.


Title: Re: How to be bully smart
Post by: angler on October 18, 2009, 06:55:58 AM
I prefer "stab his liver, stab his liver"


Title: Re: How to be bully smart
Post by: lethe on October 18, 2009, 07:12:04 AM
Being small and a natural target back in school my approach was just to make it well known that I was nuts and willing to bring something too far. Also, after a time it became very helpful to have friends willing to jump the bigger person I had problems with after school on his way home and make it clear that they might want to apologize and smile more when they see me from then on.

As for the video, "never roll on your stomach, they might bounce your head off the ground"  [laugh] hmm or maybe worse things while you decided to be in such and accommodating position.  :P


Title: Re: How to be bully smart
Post by: ducpainter on October 18, 2009, 07:33:29 AM
Being small and a natural target back in school my approach was just to make it well known that I was nuts and willing to bring something too far. Also, after a time it became very helpful to have friends willing to jump the bigger person I had problems with after school on his way home and make it clear that they might want to apologize and smile more when they see me from then on.

As for the video, "never roll on your stomach, they might bounce your head off the ground"  [laugh] hmm or maybe worse things while you decided to be in such and accommodating position.  :P
Tell the truth...

this is what you use...

http://www.perpetualkid.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=3818 (http://www.perpetualkid.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=3818)


Title: Re: How to be bully smart
Post by: lethe on October 18, 2009, 07:40:34 AM
Tell the truth...

this is what you use...

http://www.perpetualkid.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=3818 (http://www.perpetualkid.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=3818)
Nope but do chew this...
http://www.perpetualkid.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=3821 (http://www.perpetualkid.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=3821)


Oh boy and looky here...
http://www.perpetualkid.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=3895 (http://www.perpetualkid.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=3895)


Title: Re: How to be bully smart
Post by: Oldfisti on October 18, 2009, 09:11:22 AM
You could always wear this...
http://www.perpetualkid.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=3739 (http://www.perpetualkid.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=3739)


Too bad it's just the box.  :(


Title: Re: How to be bully smart
Post by: Buckethead on October 18, 2009, 09:20:58 AM
Forrest Griffin's book "Got Fight" has a pretty good foreword about mental toughness.

Excerpt HERE. (http://browseinside.harpercollins.com/index.aspx?isbn13=9780061721717)


Title: Re: How to be bully smart
Post by: Monsterlover on October 18, 2009, 07:22:14 PM
"Never been attacked by sword?  You need this book worse than we thought."


[laugh]

Awesome.


Title: Re: How to be bully smart
Post by: duccarlos on October 19, 2009, 07:04:58 AM
I think recognizing a bad situation and heading in a different directly help me avoid many beatings. I was a very good sprinter.


Title: Re: How to be bully smart
Post by: JEFF_H on October 19, 2009, 07:40:25 AM
when you're little....your best option is to be bat-shit crazy
example-
Ralphie Loses It (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yzn5d0dBLIU#normal)

p.s. slap-training girl is kinda cute  [cheeky]


Title: Re: How to be bully smart
Post by: mookieo2 on October 19, 2009, 07:50:04 AM
Slap him then Run!

What happens tomorrow?


Title: Re: How to be bully smart
Post by: Buckethead on October 19, 2009, 02:26:58 PM
when you're little....your best option is to be bat-shit crazy
example-
Ralphie Loses It (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yzn5d0dBLIU#normal)

p.s. slap-training girl is kinda cute  [cheeky]

Ground and pound, baby!

Ralphie needs to try out for The Ultimate Fighter.


Title: Re: How to be bully smart
Post by: mitt on October 19, 2009, 02:52:01 PM
when you're little....your best option is to be bat-shit crazy
example-
Ralphie Loses It (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yzn5d0dBLIU#normal)

p.s. slap-training girl is kinda cute  [cheeky]

That is what I did - and I only had to do 1 time in each school district we moved to  ;D

mitt


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