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Title: meatloaf (the singer, not the food) question
Post by: KnightofNi on November 05, 2009, 08:59:50 AM
i know, it seems odd that somone would have a question about him.

my friend and i were eating lunch and "i would do anything for love" started playing.
this started a debate as to what exactly it is that he wouldn't do for love, but after some reconsideration and encouragement from the woman, he eventually would do.

the discussion ranged from taking out the garbage to taking it up the ass (him, not her)
my theory is that she really likes certain sexual acts that are outside the realm of normal up to and including small furry animals.
my buddies believes that something he won't do is the devils 3-way.

i'm interested to hear your thoughts on the matter. please discuss.
Title: Re: meatloaf (the singer, not the food) question
Post by: stopintime on November 05, 2009, 09:18:44 AM
Eat salad?
Title: Re: meatloaf (the singer, not the food) question
Post by: MendoDave on November 05, 2009, 09:19:02 AM
He wont give up his custom Jap bike because that's how he gets out of hell.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/00/Bat_out_of_Hell.jpg)

Title: Re: meatloaf (the singer, not the food) question
Post by: derby on November 05, 2009, 09:21:17 AM
i'm assuming you're talking about your friend, cause meatloaf answered what "that" is...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I%27d_Do_Anything_for_Love_(But_I_Won%27t_Do_That)#Perceived_ambiguity_of_.22that.22 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I%27d_Do_Anything_for_Love_(But_I_Won%27t_Do_That)#Perceived_ambiguity_of_.22that.22)

;D
Title: Re: meatloaf (the singer, not the food) question
Post by: Mad Duc on November 05, 2009, 09:21:22 AM
His name is Robert Paulson.
(http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_koqeu7njwH1qzlcu0o1_400.jpg)
Title: Re: meatloaf (the singer, not the food) question
Post by: NAKID on November 05, 2009, 10:48:32 AM
Ask a question, derby shall deliver the answer...
Title: Re: meatloaf (the singer, not the food) question
Post by: KnightofNi on November 05, 2009, 11:32:22 AM
Quote from: Mr. Exact on November 05, 2009, 10:48:32 AM
Ask a question, derby shall deliver the answer...

i expected that answer from you, not derby!   :P

and that answer totally isn't as funny. derby, go take you "real" answers elsewhere please!
Title: Re: meatloaf (the singer, not the food) question
Post by: Pip on November 05, 2009, 12:21:25 PM
That (in the song) is Hillary Clinton.

Even her husband won't do that. :shudders:  [puke]
Title: Re: meatloaf (the singer, not the food) question
Post by: Autostrada Pilot on November 05, 2009, 12:32:55 PM
Quote from: Pip on November 05, 2009, 12:21:25 PM
That (in the song) is Hillary Clinton.

Even her husband won't do that. :shudders:  [puke]


You don't like pant suits?   [cheeky]
Title: Re: meatloaf (the singer, not the food) question
Post by: Pip on November 05, 2009, 12:55:39 PM
Quote from: Autostrada Pilot on November 05, 2009, 12:32:55 PM

You don't like pant suits?   [cheeky]

No... especially if they contain Clinton. LOL (Not political... I promise.  ;D Just a general dislike.)
Title: Re: meatloaf (the singer, not the food) question
Post by: KnightofNi on November 06, 2009, 04:26:45 AM
Quote from: Pip on November 05, 2009, 12:21:25 PM
That (in the song) is Hillary Clinton.

Even her husband won't do that. :shudders:  [puke]

bill clinton sang that song too? ???
Title: Re: meatloaf (the singer, not the food) question
Post by: Grampa on November 06, 2009, 04:34:03 AM
Quote from: Pip on November 05, 2009, 12:21:25 PM
That (in the song) is Hillary Clinton.

Even her husband won't do that. :shudders:  [puke]

(http://www.weeklystandard.com/weblogs/TWSFP/hillary-clinton.jpg)
Title: Re: meatloaf (the singer, not the food) question
Post by: Oldfisti on November 06, 2009, 06:25:29 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on November 06, 2009, 04:34:03 AM
(http://www.weeklystandard.com/weblogs/TWSFP/hillary-clinton.jpg)


I certainly wouldn't do that!


Even after  [drink] [drink] [drink] [drink] [drink] [drink] [drink] [drink] [drink] [drink] [drink] [drink] [drink] [drink] [drink] [drink] [drink] [puke]
Title: Re: meatloaf (the singer, not the food) question
Post by: NAKID on November 06, 2009, 06:31:39 AM
Yeah, but you'd let her blow you....
Title: Re: meatloaf (the singer, not the food) question
Post by: Oldfisti on November 06, 2009, 06:38:31 AM
Quote from: Mr. Exact on November 06, 2009, 06:31:39 AM
Yeah, but you'd let her blow you....


Maybe.


Didn't Eddie Murphy get a hummer from a tranny once...?
Title: Re: meatloaf (the singer, not the food) question
Post by: NAKID on November 06, 2009, 06:39:05 AM
And Hugh Grant I think...
Title: Re: meatloaf (the singer, not the food) question
Post by: Oldfisti on November 06, 2009, 06:39:37 AM
 [laugh]
Title: Re: meatloaf (the singer, not the food) question
Post by: Pip on November 06, 2009, 06:41:07 AM
Eddie Murphy got a hummer from a tranny AND Hugh Grant? That's a bad day.  :-X
Title: Re: meatloaf (the singer, not the food) question
Post by: KnightofNi on November 06, 2009, 06:51:22 AM
Quote from: Pip on November 06, 2009, 06:41:07 AM
Eddie Murphy got a hummer from a tranny AND Hugh Grant? That's a bad day.  :-X

or a good day.

either way, that's 2 blow jobs in one day! i'm lucky if i get 1 a week.
Title: Re: meatloaf (the singer, not the food) question
Post by: Pip on November 06, 2009, 06:53:31 AM
I'm pretty sure neither of those actually count. LOL [laugh]
Title: Re: meatloaf (the singer, not the food) question
Post by: KnightofNi on November 06, 2009, 06:57:05 AM
Quote from: Pip on November 06, 2009, 06:53:31 AM
I'm pretty sure neither of those actually count. LOL [laugh]

why wouldn't they?

if the tranny looks good and you don't have to dealw itht eh package you can always just state that and then say "cocain is a hell of a drug." then be on your way.

hugh grant, i can't think of a situation where you wouldn't realize it was a guy, but hey, celebrities are known for doing whacky stuff. (thank god i'm nto a celebrity)
Title: Re: meatloaf (the singer, not the food) question
Post by: Oldfisti on November 06, 2009, 06:58:53 AM
Quote from: Pip on November 06, 2009, 06:53:31 AM
I'm pretty sure neither of those actually count. LOL [laugh]


If you close your eyes they do. Plus what he said.^^^^^


:D


Title: Re: meatloaf (the singer, not the food) question
Post by: Pip on November 06, 2009, 09:26:37 AM
I have no retort for either of you.  [laugh] [laugh]
Title: Re: meatloaf (the singer, not the food) question
Post by: KnightofNi on November 06, 2009, 10:41:08 AM
Quote from: Pip on November 06, 2009, 09:26:37 AM
I have no retort for either of you.  [laugh] [laugh]

is it because now you are envisioning hugh grant's eyes staring up at you while listening to meatloaf?
Title: Re: meatloaf (the singer, not the food) question
Post by: Pip on November 06, 2009, 10:44:22 AM
They ARE dreamy eyes...  ;D
Title: Re: meatloaf (the singer, not the food) question
Post by: derby on November 06, 2009, 11:43:13 AM
re: hugh grant's hooker,

devine brown wasn't a tranny.
Title: Re: meatloaf (the singer, not the food) question
Post by: Oldfisti on November 06, 2009, 11:54:12 AM
Quote from: derby on November 06, 2009, 11:43:13 AM
re: hugh grant's hooker,

devine brown wasn't a tranny.


You know I love it when you...

(https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3352/3607875165_bae006a898.jpg?v=0)


;D
Title: Re: meatloaf (the singer, not the food) question
Post by: NAKID on November 06, 2009, 12:36:50 PM
Quote from: derby on November 06, 2009, 11:43:13 AM
re: hugh grant's hooker,

devine brown wasn't a tranny.

Interesting write-up here...

http://www.nndb.com/people/437/000026359/ (http://www.nndb.com/people/437/000026359/)
Title: Re: meatloaf (the singer, not the food) question
Post by: Oldfisti on November 06, 2009, 12:41:47 PM
Well in Ni's defense, Divine Brown does look like a tranny.


Interesting coincidence that she was pushing ass in the same neighborhood where Eddie got busted.
Title: Re: meatloaf (the singer, not the food) question
Post by: KnightofNi on November 06, 2009, 07:52:46 PM
Quote from: alfisti on November 06, 2009, 12:41:47 PM
Well in Ni's defense, Divine Brown does look like a tranny.


Interesting coincidence that she was pushing ass in the same neighborhood where Eddie got busted.

wait, what am i being defended for?
Title: Re: meatloaf (the singer, not the food) question
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on November 06, 2009, 07:59:17 PM
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 06, 2009, 07:52:46 PM
wait, what am i being defended for?

Hummers from trannies, near as I can tell.
Title: Re: meatloaf (the singer, not the food) question
Post by: teddy037.2 on November 06, 2009, 08:48:40 PM
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 06, 2009, 10:41:08 AM
is it because now you are envisioning hugh grant's eyes staring up at you while listening to meatloaf?

LMFAO!!!!

thanks, travis. you almost killed me with wine.
Title: Re: meatloaf (the singer, not the food) question
Post by: ducpainter on November 07, 2009, 02:38:10 AM
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 06, 2009, 07:52:46 PM
wait, what am i being defended for?
Just go with it... ;)
Title: Re: meatloaf (the singer, not the food) question
Post by: KnightofNi on November 07, 2009, 04:32:48 AM
Quote from: MrIncredible on November 06, 2009, 07:59:17 PM
Hummers from trannies, near as I can tell.

i thought i was pretty decent at detecting them.

it's why i give a crotch grab when i meet people now.

Quote from: teddy037.2 on November 06, 2009, 08:48:40 PM
LMFAO!!!!

thanks, travis. you almost killed me with wine.

glad i could help!  [thumbsup]

Title: Re: meatloaf (the singer, not the food) question
Post by: MendoDave on November 07, 2009, 04:48:35 AM
I hope I don't meet you then... ;D
Title: Re: meatloaf (the singer, not the food) question
Post by: derby on November 07, 2009, 08:58:04 AM
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 07, 2009, 04:32:48 AM

it's why i give a crotch grab when i meet people now.


hmm... might be time to bring back the codpiece.
Title: Re: meatloaf (the singer, not the food) question
Post by: somegirl on November 07, 2009, 12:44:41 PM
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 07, 2009, 04:32:48 AMit's why i give a crotch grab when i meet people now.

Hmm, I'm sure I would have remembered that. :o
Title: Re: meatloaf (the singer, not the food) question
Post by: KnightofNi on November 07, 2009, 01:17:00 PM
Quote from: somegirl on November 07, 2009, 12:44:41 PM
Hmm, I'm sure I would have remembered that. :o

it's ok, i grabbed dave's too.  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: meatloaf (the singer, not the food) question
Post by: somegirl on November 07, 2009, 01:20:33 PM
 [laugh] [laugh]
Title: Re: meatloaf (the singer, not the food) question
Post by: Oldfisti on November 09, 2009, 05:33:26 AM
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 06, 2009, 07:52:46 PM
wait, what am i being defended for?


Sorry. It was Mr. E...


Quote from: Mr. Exact on November 06, 2009, 06:39:05 AM
And Hugh Grant I think...
Title: Re: meatloaf (the singer, not the food) question
Post by: KnightofNi on November 09, 2009, 05:57:08 AM
Quote from: alfisti on November 09, 2009, 05:33:26 AM

Sorry. It was Mr. E...



you want to defend him?

he doens't need defending, he's always so exact. he couldnm't possibly get something wrong.
Title: Re: meatloaf (the singer, not the food) question
Post by: Oldfisti on November 09, 2009, 06:05:42 AM
Maybe I'll just find him a nice tranny instead.


(http://olsonsgarage.com/images/4x4trans/t90tranny.jpg)
Title: Re: meatloaf (the singer, not the food) question
Post by: Pip on November 09, 2009, 06:11:05 AM
You people ain't right at all.











I like it.  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: meatloaf (the singer, not the food) question
Post by: MendoDave on November 09, 2009, 08:52:32 AM
I bet that would bolt right up to this nice KERS unit.

(http://www.autospectator.com/cars/files/images/KERS-Unit.jpg)
Title: Re: meatloaf (the singer, not the food) question
Post by: akmnstr on November 09, 2009, 10:51:35 AM
and 2 out a 3 ain't bad



Has nothing to do with the current thread topic but it feels so cool to say, I couldn't resist. Sorry for the threadjack,
proceed    [popcorn] [popcorn]
Title: Re: meatloaf (the singer, not the food) question
Post by: Oldfisti on November 09, 2009, 11:38:13 AM
Quote from: D on November 09, 2009, 08:52:32 AM
I bet that would bolt right up to this nice KERS unit.

(http://www.autospectator.com/cars/files/images/KERS-Unit.jpg)


Now that's one sexy tranny!   :-*







(yes I know the KERS unit is not the actual trans but close enough for this thread)