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Title: demo of a Hypermotard
Post by: angler on November 09, 2009, 04:56:42 AM
Donnie at DucPond demanded that I demo the Hyper on Saturday.  Fun bike for sure, even on cold tires and cold pavement.  That is all.

(http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs042.snc3/12945_1234436751468_1545666740_613994_6122048_n.jpg)


Title: Re: demo of a Hypermotard
Post by: yoreese on November 09, 2009, 05:10:30 AM
Like the white! [thumbsup]


Title: Re: demo of a Hypermotard
Post by: M900 on November 09, 2009, 05:52:40 AM
how tall are you?  The bike looks small...


Title: Re: demo of a Hypermotard
Post by: somegirl on November 09, 2009, 06:02:34 AM
Donnie at DucPond demanded that I demo the Hyper on Saturday.  Fun bike for sure, even on cold tires and cold pavement.  That is all.

(http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs042.snc3/12945_1234436751468_1545666740_613994_6122048_n.jpg)

I don't believe that's really you on the Hyper:

Only because I haven't chimed in.  I have a huge c*ck.  I have boomtubes.  I ride with flip-flops, shorts, wife beater and a steel bucket for a helmet.  I shift late and rev often particularly in front of cafes and old folks homes. 

 [evil]

 ;) [cheeky] [laugh]


Title: Re: demo of a Hypermotard
Post by: angler on November 09, 2009, 06:05:20 AM
how tall are you?  The bike looks small...

You should see me on the monster!  6'4" 270 pounds (and dropping).


Title: Re: demo of a Hypermotard
Post by: angler on November 09, 2009, 06:10:03 AM
I don't believe that's really you on the Hyper:

 ;) [cheeky] [laugh]

My junk is hidden in the shadow and Donnie made me leave my steel bucket, flip-flops, and shorts in my truck.


Title: Re: demo of a Hypermotard
Post by: Scottish on November 09, 2009, 07:18:59 AM
how tall are you?  The bike looks small...
tiny. Like an adult on a childs bicycle.


Title: Re: demo of a Hypermotard
Post by: NAKID on November 09, 2009, 08:10:10 AM
Reminds me of this:

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_k07pirzBU34/Snxg-Vq-VDI/AAAAAAAACBI/VrzY7DZcT-s/s400/Monkeymake the beast with two backsingFootball.jpg)


Title: Re: demo of a Hypermotard
Post by: angler on November 09, 2009, 08:21:48 AM
Reminds me of this:

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_k07pirzBU34/Snxg-Vq-VDI/AAAAAAAACBI/VrzY7DZcT-s/s400/Monkeymake the beast with two backsingFootball.jpg)

Ouch.  I almost said the same thing but was feeling a little mature today....


Title: Re: demo of a Hypermotard
Post by: M900 on November 09, 2009, 09:49:34 AM
You should see me on the monster!  6'4" 270 pounds (and dropping).


OK now it makes sense...    ;D  For a minute, I thought I was competely off on the Hyper because it seemed larger when I saw it and you made it look like a jr dirtbike...


Title: Re: demo of a Hypermotard
Post by: booger on November 09, 2009, 10:06:41 AM
Rode a Hyper S the other day and now I hate my bike. I wish I hadn't done it.


Title: Re: demo of a Hypermotard
Post by: angler on November 09, 2009, 10:28:06 AM
Dangler: I want to see picture of you on the Monster  ;D

Not the greatest pic - out with my niece's flat stanley.

(http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs246.snc1/9332_1218996645475_1545666740_571704_6251717_n.jpg)

And for Somegirl, I do have on all my gear.....


Title: Re: demo of a Hypermotard
Post by: somegirl on November 09, 2009, 10:30:12 AM
And for Somegirl, I do have on all my gear.....

 [thumbsup] ;D


Title: Re: demo of a Hypermotard
Post by: CMDRDAVE on November 09, 2009, 11:55:04 AM
Ouch.  I almost said the same thing but was feeling a little mature today....

I'm 6'4" too, and I usually stick with the "Circus Bear on a Tricycle" analogy.


Title: Re: demo of a Hypermotard
Post by: kingbaby on November 09, 2009, 12:53:32 PM
I think I'm going to start a poll to see if it's worthy to start a poll,  [laugh]  for "people here under 6'+  200lb+". 

I'm guessing: 7 (me being 1). That's with dusty, somegirl & ducmouse included. 


If they will ever allow a Ducati football team... We (actually you guys) have it wrapped up  [thumbsup]


Just playin'   


But seriously, I bet it's fun to ring the neck out of a S2R100... Hell, or anything for that matter when you can break the bars off at any moment.  [evil]

 :)





Title: Re: demo of a Hypermotard
Post by: Greg on November 09, 2009, 01:33:56 PM
I don't believe that's really you on the Hyper:

 ;) [cheeky] [laugh]

Here is the real picture of him on the Hyper

(http://i354.photobucket.com/albums/r438/SA_S2R/2009HarvestClassic007.jpg)



Title: Re: demo of a Hypermotard
Post by: angler on November 09, 2009, 01:38:05 PM
Here is the real picture of him on the Hyper


Really?  WTF.....


Title: Re: demo of a Hypermotard
Post by: Greg on November 09, 2009, 01:46:05 PM
Really?  WTF.....

Sorry Dude - spy cam - snapped it while you were not paying attention

 ;D


Title: Re: demo of a Hypermotard
Post by: angler on November 09, 2009, 01:59:04 PM
Sorry Dude - spy cam - snapped it while you were not paying attention

 ;D

Are you always a dick or just tonight?


Title: Re: demo of a Hypermotard
Post by: Greg on November 09, 2009, 02:14:38 PM
Are you always a dick or just tonight?

Not always - but most of the time  ;)


Title: Re: demo of a Hypermotard
Post by: M900 on November 09, 2009, 03:50:07 PM
Not the greatest pic - out with my niece's flat stanley.

(http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs246.snc1/9332_1218996645475_1545666740_571704_6251717_n.jpg)

And for Somegirl, I do have on all my gear.....

somehow, the monster doesn't look tiny on this pic...


Title: Re: demo of a Hypermotard
Post by: Scottish on November 09, 2009, 09:35:29 PM
Here is the real picture of him on the Hyper



I'd say people can't really pregnant dog about Ducati quality control. Looks like their testing has become quite rigorious.  [laugh]


Title: Re: demo of a Hypermotard
Post by: Slide Panda on November 10, 2009, 04:10:19 AM
somehow, the monster doesn't look tiny on this pic...

Look at how much of a bend his legs have though... I agree it doesn't look tiny - but based on that leg bend, you know he's tall.


Title: Re: demo of a Hypermotard
Post by: sbrguy on November 10, 2009, 04:50:37 AM
you guys are lucky the hyper for you guys is a bike you can flat foot, for us shorter guys its non flat footable.


Title: Re: demo of a Hypermotard
Post by: M900 on November 10, 2009, 06:13:31 AM
Yeah...I expected bear on a tricycle... ;D

I'm 190cm (or 6.2 in imperial) and around 85kg but didn't feel Monster was small for me when I sat on one once. Even less about Hyper.

Look at how much of a bend his legs have though... I agree it doesn't look tiny - but based on that leg bend, you know he's tall.

I'm 6'1" and have somewhat of  bend onmy knees on a Monster (thugh he's clearly taller) so maybe that's why the Monster doesn't look as jarringly small compared to the Hyper -- I expected no knee bends on that one!


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