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Title: Where the hell is Mom?
Post by: ducpainter on May 26, 2008, 06:37:49 PM
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Title: Re: Where the hell is Mom?
Post by: herm on May 26, 2008, 09:36:08 PM
a) he fell into the fish pond and drowned - lowest probability
2) he is hanging out over at TOB - low probability
III) he actually has a life - j/k ;D
four) he was seriously disappointed by the behavior of folks with regard to TOB, and he is on strike - moderate possibility
e) his computer is broken - most likely

 [thumbsup]


Title: Re: Where the hell is Mom?
Post by: Mother on May 27, 2008, 12:22:05 AM
<stumbles into the room>

<shits on maurice's bed>

where am I?

and who are all you people?

has anyone seen my sock?



Title: Re: Where the hell is Mom?
Post by: jdubbs32584 on May 27, 2008, 05:08:48 AM
<stumbles into the room>

<shits on maurice's bed>

where am I?

and who are all you people?

has anyone seen my sock?



I had him chained to my bed.



 [evil]


Title: Re: Where the hell is Mom?
Post by: Mother on May 27, 2008, 05:40:14 AM
I was warm and happy

can I go back?



Title: Re: Where the hell is Mom?
Post by: jdubbs32584 on May 27, 2008, 05:42:03 AM
Giggle. Only if you're good.  ;D


Title: Re: Where the hell is Mom?
Post by: Mother on May 27, 2008, 05:49:07 AM
Giggle. Only if you're good.  ;D

damn

I don't wanna be


Title: Re: Where the hell is Mom?
Post by: Visolara on May 27, 2008, 07:25:40 AM

i dont get it.



Title: Re: Where the hell is Mom?
Post by: Mother on May 27, 2008, 07:37:53 AM
i dont get it.



I pooped on your bed


Title: Re: Where the hell is Mom?
Post by: Visolara on May 27, 2008, 07:57:17 AM
I pooped on your bed

When I was sleeping?

Did you get any on Cierra?



Title: Re: Where the hell is Mom?
Post by: Mother on May 27, 2008, 08:06:53 AM
When I was sleeping?

Did you get any on Cierra?



she told me to do it


Title: Re: Where the hell is Mom?
Post by: Visolara on May 27, 2008, 08:18:18 AM
she told me to do it

My mom did?



Title: Re: Where the hell is Mom?
Post by: Mother on May 27, 2008, 08:33:15 AM
My mom did?



Cierra is your mom?

 :o


Title: Re: Where the hell is Mom?
Post by: Visolara on May 27, 2008, 08:35:07 AM
Cierra is your mom?

 :o

she is going to be a mom, but your my current mother.  btw - Im thirsty, you still lactating?



Title: Re: Where the hell is Mom?
Post by: Mother on May 27, 2008, 08:39:19 AM
she is going to be a mom, but your my current mother.  btw - Im thirsty, you still lactating?



that is seriously make the beast with two backsed up dewd

you're not right in your head

I am your mother

go take a time out



Title: Re: Where the hell is Mom?
Post by: Betty Rage on May 27, 2008, 08:49:11 AM
I don't remember getting any poop on me, but Mo smelled pretty bad this morning...


Title: Re: Where the hell is Mom?
Post by: Mother on May 27, 2008, 08:55:01 AM
I don't remember getting any poop on me, but Mo smelled pretty bad this morning...

see, I knew i wasn't dreaming



Title: Re: Where the hell is Mom?
Post by: Betty Rage on May 27, 2008, 09:02:24 AM
See I just thought it was him, you know? He's got all kinds of weird smells coming off of him at different times during the day.


Title: Re: Where the hell is Mom?
Post by: Visolara on May 27, 2008, 09:15:53 AM

Its hard being sandwiched between you two.



Title: Re: Where the hell is Mom?
Post by: Mother on May 27, 2008, 09:16:46 AM
See I just thought it was him, you know? He's got all kinds of weird smells coming off of him at different times during the day.

huh

that's kinda creepy and weird

Its hard being sandwiched between you two.



and so is that


Title: Re: Where the hell is Mom?
Post by: jdubbs32584 on May 27, 2008, 09:21:07 AM
huh

that's kinda creepy and weird

and so is that

Something you need to tell me dear?

 ;)


Title: Re: Where the hell is Mom?
Post by: Visolara on May 27, 2008, 09:23:57 AM
Something you need to tell me dear?

 ;)

He makes me shave my ass cheeks but not my legs or back, he tells me it makes him feel more like a man, i dont get it.



Title: Re: Where the hell is Mom?
Post by: Mother on May 27, 2008, 09:25:39 AM
Something you need to tell me dear?

 ;)

gawd I hope not



Title: Re: Where the hell is Mom?
Post by: Mother on May 27, 2008, 09:26:38 AM
He makes me shave my ass cheeks but not my legs or back, he tells me it makes him feel more like a man, i dont get it.



 [laugh]

dewd.....jesus make the beast with two backs

 [puke]


Title: Re: Where the hell is Mom?
Post by: Visolara on May 27, 2008, 09:28:38 AM
[laugh]

dewd.....jesus make the beast with two backs

 [puke]

Your back and Cierra's back?  I said I was sandwiched already.  Dont hate the ones you love!  you always told me that!



Title: Re: Where the hell is Mom?
Post by: Betty Rage on May 27, 2008, 09:29:44 AM
Looks like Mo still has his language filter on


Title: Re: Where the hell is Mom?
Post by: Mother on May 27, 2008, 09:30:48 AM
Your back and Cierra's back?  I said I was sandwiched already.  Dont hate the ones you love!  you always told me that!



you are a freak

and

I respect that

Oh hey

what weekend are you racing in July?

Looks like Mo still has his language filter on

I didnt think anything could filter him



Title: Re: Where the hell is Mom?
Post by: Visolara on May 27, 2008, 09:37:13 AM

Hah, the filter got me twice today.  I was wondering what you were talking about saying Jesus has two backs, or something like that.

Anyways, I race this coming weekend (June 1st), and the weekend of June 14/15.  There are no OMRRA race weekends in July, sorry.

You coming down this weekend?  I am racing at 2pm Sunday in the middle of the Rose Cup races.  Should be pretty cool with 15k people watching.  :)

I may have extra tickets.



Title: Re: Where the hell is Mom?
Post by: jdubbs32584 on May 27, 2008, 09:38:53 AM
*mutter mutter* stupid six weeks, gonna miss race *mutter mutter*


Title: Re: Where the hell is Mom?
Post by: Betty Rage on May 27, 2008, 09:41:22 AM
*mutter mutter* stupid six weeks, gonna miss race *mutter mutter*

 ???


Title: Re: Where the hell is Mom?
Post by: Mother on May 27, 2008, 09:44:51 AM
dammit, i am missing all your races, this sucks

next year tell omrra they need to be a little more sensitive to my schedule

this weekend is my buddy Steve's bach party

we are headed to the John Day to go fishin' and get drunk in the woods



Title: Re: Where the hell is Mom?
Post by: Visolara on May 27, 2008, 09:49:12 AM
dammit, i am missing all your races, this sucks

next year tell omrra they need to be a little more sensitive to my schedule

this weekend is my buddy Steve's bach party

we are headed to the John Day to go fishin' and get drunk in the woods



You can camp at PIR, there is a pond with wildlife, and tree's all over.  Its damn near John Day!



Title: Re: Where the hell is Mom?
Post by: jdubbs32584 on May 27, 2008, 09:50:02 AM
???

Sorry about that.

 I'll be up that way in six weeks. I was hoping to catch a race.


Title: Re: Where the hell is Mom?
Post by: Betty Rage on May 27, 2008, 09:51:49 AM
Ahhhh that clears up more.

Make sure you drop us a line, we are always keen on drinking with DMF buddies from outta state.

Well, they'll drink anyway. I'll drink lemonade.

*edit, six weeks, you might be here for my birthday!*


Title: Re: Where the hell is Mom?
Post by: jdubbs32584 on May 27, 2008, 09:57:33 AM
Ahhhh that clears up more.

Make sure you drop us a line, we are always keen on drinking with DMF buddies from outta state.

Well, they'll drink anyway. I'll drink lemonade.

*edit, six weeks, you might be here for my birthday!*

That would be great! I'll bring more chocolate with me for your bday.  [thumbsup]


Title: Re: Where the hell is Mom?
Post by: Visolara on May 27, 2008, 09:59:02 AM

*edit, six weeks, you might be here for my birthday!*


Oh crap, wait, I still have time, yeah, umm, no I didnt forget anything!!!



Title: Re: Where the hell is Mom?
Post by: Betty Rage on May 27, 2008, 09:59:36 AM
Comes up fast when you forget, doesn't it.  [cheeky]


Title: Re: Where the hell is Mom?
Post by: ryandalling on May 27, 2008, 11:58:47 AM
Mo, he isn't the smartest cookie in the jar, just the one with the most nuts.  [thumbsup]


Title: Re: Where the hell is Mom?
Post by: Tailgunner on May 27, 2008, 02:16:57 PM
Mo, he isn't the martest cookie in the jar, just the one with the most nuts.  [thumbsup]

I like this statement  [thumbsup]


Title: Re: Where the hell is Mom?
Post by: Tailgunner on May 27, 2008, 02:47:12 PM
Funny thing about this thread... until you click on it to view it, it read's 'Where is the hell is Mo'


Title: Re: Where the hell is Mom?
Post by: krolik on May 27, 2008, 07:08:18 PM
dammit, i am missing all your races, this sucks

next year tell omrra they need to be a little more sensitive to my schedule

this weekend is my buddy Steve's bach party

we are headed to the John Day to go fishin' and get drunk in the woods



What happens in the woods, stays in the woods. ;D


Title: Re: Where the hell is Mom?
Post by: Mother on May 27, 2008, 09:26:51 PM
the creepy thing about that

is Victor has a calmness

where Maurice just smells funny and bites




C, when is your B-day

and are we getting drunkded in your honor?



Title: Re: Where the hell is Mom?
Post by: Betty Rage on May 28, 2008, 08:24:24 AM
B-Day is July 13th, and drink all you want.  [beer]


Title: Re: Where the hell is Mom?
Post by: Mother on May 28, 2008, 08:29:07 AM
B-Day is July 13th, and drink all you want.  [beer]

does that mean you are letting me back in the house?


Title: Re: Where the hell is Mom?
Post by: Betty Rage on May 28, 2008, 08:31:46 AM
I s'pose

the question is

Do you WANT to be back in the house after Mo has been drinking Gin?


Title: Re: Where the hell is Mom?
Post by: Mother on May 28, 2008, 08:36:23 AM
I s'pose

the question is

Do you WANT to be back in the house after Mo has been drinking Gin?

NO GIN


Title: Re: Where the hell is Mom?
Post by: Betty Rage on May 28, 2008, 08:40:20 AM
That's what I thought.


Title: Re: Where the hell is Mom?
Post by: Visolara on May 28, 2008, 08:50:58 AM
does that mean you are letting me back in the house?

Bring peanut butter



Title: Re: Where the hell is Mom?
Post by: ryandalling on May 28, 2008, 12:54:56 PM
Where has everybody gone.... and why is this the only active thread lately?


Title: Re: Where the hell is Mom?
Post by: Tailgunner on May 28, 2008, 02:11:24 PM
Where has everybody gone.... and why is this the only active thread lately?

What were you doing in my work neighborhood when you spied the Darky at Rudy's, hmmm? Going for a beer float at Pix?  ;D


Title: Re: Where the hell is Mom?
Post by: desmosome on May 28, 2008, 02:16:11 PM
Where has everybody gone.... and why is this the only active thread lately?

agreed


Title: Re: Where the hell is Mom?
Post by: ducpainter on May 28, 2008, 03:38:00 PM
cuz everyone has a thing for Mom.


Title: Re: Where the hell is Mom?
Post by: jdubbs32584 on May 28, 2008, 04:43:04 PM
cuz everyone has a thing for Mom.

Back off my man!  >:(


Just keeding. Can't wait to meet you NorthWesterners! :D


Title: Re: Where the hell is Mom?
Post by: Doctor Woodrow on May 28, 2008, 05:12:32 PM
Where has everybody gone.... and why is this the only active thread lately?

Perhaps some of us spend time riding and not just talking about it on the net.
GET OUT AND RIDE DANG IT!

The Doc


Title: Re: Where the hell is Mom?
Post by: herm on May 29, 2008, 12:02:47 AM
Perhaps some of us spend time riding and not just talking about it on the net.
GET OUT AND RIDE DANG IT!

The Doc

gotta wait for the 40 days and 40 nights thing to finish........ :P


Title: Re: Where the hell is Mom?
Post by: Mother on June 02, 2008, 01:27:27 PM
yeah, no shit

this make the beast with two backsing weather has got to stop

it is going to be snowing in 3 months

not that it has stopped yet

somebody is going to get dead if this keeps up


Title: Re: Where the hell is Mom?
Post by: herm on June 03, 2008, 04:40:23 PM
yeah, no shit

this make the beast with two backsing weather has got to stop

it is going to be snowing in 3 months

not that it has stopped yet

somebody is going to get dead if this keeps up

well, i for one am fed up. cant take it anymore.....
i'm moving.

this weather cant be everywhere.


Title: Re: Where the hell is Mom?
Post by: Randimus Maximus on June 03, 2008, 04:56:47 PM
Perhaps as soon as IZ leaves the general vicinity, the weather will improve?



Title: Re: Where the hell is Mom?
Post by: Doctor Woodrow on June 04, 2008, 10:52:23 AM
Okay, really, the commuting in the rain has got to stop (well the rain part does). I came around a corner in a residential neighborhood yesterday and slid my front wheel across a wet man-hole cover. Scared the crap out of myself, but I recovered and kept it rubber side down. Heck yes I felt awesome!

The Doc


Title: Re: Where the hell is Mom?
Post by: phlipmode on June 04, 2008, 11:20:20 AM
Yeah, commuting in the rain is a pregnant dog. >:(  I haven't had a scare but being damp all the time sux.


Title: Re: Where the hell is Mom?
Post by: NEIKOS on June 04, 2008, 04:21:52 PM
I love my new Olympia gear.  Been doing the rain thing and staying dry, except the gloves . . . oh and yesterday when I forgot to close the waterproof flaps.  Nice little stripe up the belly  [bang]


Title: Re: Where the hell is Mom?
Post by: Mother on June 04, 2008, 09:00:15 PM
It is going to snow this weekend

that is all



Title: Re: Where the hell is Mom?
Post by: krolik on June 04, 2008, 09:20:14 PM
It is going to snow this weekend

that is all

You're a snow!

 8)


Title: Re: Where the hell is Mom?
Post by: Visolara on June 05, 2008, 06:59:50 AM
You're a snow!

 8)

You mean "your" not that misspelled, butchered version of "your"!!



Title: Re: Where the hell is Mom?
Post by: Gator on June 05, 2008, 07:38:57 AM
You mean "your" not that misspelled, butchered version of "your"!!



Yer a butchered version


Title: Re: Where the hell is Mom?
Post by: Visolara on June 05, 2008, 07:49:59 AM
Yer a butchered version


You hanging out on other boards now?

http://sportbikes.ws/showthread.php?t=106951

Are you a pappa yet?



Title: Re: Where the hell is Mom?
Post by: Gator on June 05, 2008, 12:32:32 PM
You hanging out on other boards now?

http://sportbikes.ws/showthread.php?t=106951

Are you a pappa yet?



Stalker....

Ya, I made one of these.

(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p97/13beersgmail/ginnywake.jpg)


Title: Re: Where the hell is Mom?
Post by: Visolara on June 05, 2008, 12:44:22 PM

Congrats man, so thats who my boy's going to be poking in about 13 years!  Sweet!



Title: Re: Where the hell is Mom?
Post by: Tailgunner on June 05, 2008, 12:45:34 PM
 [clap] Good work GB. What's his name? Just kidding, she's adorable  :)


Title: Re: Where the hell is Mom?
Post by: Gator on June 05, 2008, 12:48:56 PM
Thanks, the best part is I don't live with a pregnant woman any more  [thumbsup]

Her name is Virginie (Czech spelling of Virignia)


Title: Re: Where the hell is Mom?
Post by: NEIKOS on June 05, 2008, 01:15:40 PM
What?  No A's in your language  :P

Very cute.


Title: Re: Where the hell is Mom?
Post by: Betty Rage on June 05, 2008, 05:24:17 PM
[random gobbledeegook insane blabber caused by cute baby and pregnancy hormones]

SHE'S FREAKING ADORABLE!!!

[/random gobbledeegook insane blabber caused by cute baby and pregnancy hormones]


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