(http://www.duccutters.com/pix/italianpigs1.jpg)
So the straw pig and the stick pig went running over to the brick pig's house and said, 'Let us in, let us in, the big bad wolf just blew our houses down!'
So the brick pig let them in just as the wolf showed up The wolf said, 'I'm gonna huff and puff and blow your house down.' The straw pig and the stick pig were so scared! But the brick pig picked up the phone and made a call.
(http://www.duccutters.com/pix/italianpigs2.jpg)
A few minutes passed and a big, black Caddy pulls up.
Out step two massive pigs in pin striped suits and fedora hats. These pigs come over to the wolf, grab him by the neck and beat the living shit out of him, then one of them pulled out a gun, stuck it in his mouth and fired, killing the wolf, then they tied cement blocks around his feet threw his sorry ass into the creek then they got back into their Caddy and drove off.
(http://www.duccutters.com/pix/italianpigs3.jpg)
The straw pig and stick pig were amazed!!! 'Who the hell were those guys?' they asked.
'Those were my Italian cousins... the Guinea Pigs.'
[popcorn]
[laugh]
[laugh] [laugh]
remember this?
Green Jelly - Three little Pigs (Swine Flu Survival Guide) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAIKG2MpsmE#normal)
Quote from: MrFry - Cycles on November 11, 2009, 07:20:02 PM
[laugh] [laugh]
remember this?
Green Jelly - Three little Pigs (Swine Flu Survival Guide) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAIKG2MpsmE#normal)
I didn't think you were old enough to remember them!
Quote from: TurboMonster on November 11, 2009, 10:26:49 AM'Those were my Italian cousins... the Guinea Pigs.'
Great. Now I'm probably going to get myself killed for re-telling that to the wrong person.