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Title: Wives for Sale...
Post by: Jaman on November 12, 2009, 12:15:54 PM
prolly s/b in Misc 4 sale/wanted...

(http://i37.tinypic.com/34got3t.jpg)
Title: Re: Wives for Sale...
Post by: lauramonster on November 12, 2009, 12:23:49 PM
writing too small.  please post link.  Thanks!
Title: Re: Wives for Sale...
Post by: herm on November 12, 2009, 12:31:58 PM
right click/view image/ click to magnify.....

seem a little overpriced to me.
Title: Re: Wives for Sale...
Post by: angler on November 12, 2009, 12:33:35 PM
I guess I make the beast with two backsed up - I had to pay a ton of money to get rid of the last one.  Had I known I could have sold her.......
Title: Re: Wives for Sale...
Post by: CMDRDAVE on November 12, 2009, 12:51:00 PM
 [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap] [bow_down] [bow_down] [bow_down]
Title: Re: Wives for Sale...
Post by: Goat_Herder on November 12, 2009, 01:21:59 PM
LOL @ "1973 Wide Body".  Did the owner get her with the wide body kit already on or installed the wide body kit after purchase?  And what's up with "rear end recently overhauled"?  Was her rear end involved in an accident?  Was the original rear seal broken or punctured?

[laugh]
Title: Re: Wives for Sale...
Post by: Monsterlover on November 12, 2009, 01:34:37 PM
awesome
Title: Re: Wives for Sale...
Post by: Fresh Pants on November 12, 2009, 03:51:07 PM
Quote from: Goat_Herder on November 12, 2009, 01:21:59 PM
LOL @ "1973 Wide Body".  Did the owner get her with the wide body kit already on or installed the wide body kit after purchase?  And what's up with "rear end recently overhauled"?  Was her rear end involved in an accident?  Was the original rear seal broken or punctured?

[laugh]


and...

"will trade for late model Ducati"  [laugh]
Title: Re: Wives for Sale...
Post by: Gator on November 12, 2009, 08:41:50 PM
I'd take Kathleen for a test ride.
;)

the other do seem overpriced.
Title: Re: Wives for Sale...
Post by: herm on November 13, 2009, 03:03:39 AM
Quote from: 13 on November 12, 2009, 08:41:50 PM
I'd take Kathleen for a test ride.
;)

the other do seem overpriced.


overpriced or not........most test rides are free.
you just gotta convince the seller...
Title: Re: Wives for Sale...
Post by: Johnny OrganDonor on November 13, 2009, 06:11:44 AM
Quote from: angler on November 12, 2009, 12:33:35 PM
I guess I make the beast with two backsed up - I had to pay a ton of money to get rid of the last one.  Had I known I could have sold her.......

Instead of trying to sell, you can usually do better by parting them out.
Title: Re: Wives for Sale...
Post by: Raux on November 13, 2009, 07:24:33 AM
trust me, once you put aftermarket parts in, they don't come out.
Title: Re: Wives for Sale...
Post by: herm on November 13, 2009, 09:39:16 AM
Quote from: Raux on November 13, 2009, 07:24:33 AM
trust me, once you put aftermarket parts in, they don't come out.

sure, when you do major engine/frame work. but i would definitely try and sell the bling separately
Title: Re: Wives for Sale...
Post by: Jaman on November 13, 2009, 10:02:18 AM
I showed this to my wife yesterday, and she brought up an excellent point that there should also be one for women who wish to sell their husbands and their bikes... and this would have been her ad after me breaking my arm a few years back on my dirtbike...

"I can see you, oops, I mean it now...
An anonymous man with cast covered arm, leg, and a helmet with bandages coming out of the bottom, and a wrecked motorcycle right beside you, oops,  I mean him...
Free to a good home, loyal, house broken, also broken...arm and leg, loved, great with kids. Includes toys and current place of living, the dog house..."

I love that woman.
;D
Title: Re: Wives for Sale...
Post by: eichh on November 14, 2009, 04:53:49 AM
"White with red interior" thats some funny shit right there.