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Title: Drunken Monkey's New (ish) Hotness Post by: Drunken Monkey on November 21, 2009, 12:09:25 PM (http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs070.snc3/13758_180527503682_747898682_3065716_6668817_n.jpg)
'01 KTM Duke II, immaculate (Seriously, it's showroom shiny) with miles so low I believe I increased it's total miles by 4% just driving it back from Livermore ;D Initial impression from driving it on the highway: Sucks at freeway speeds less than I thought it would. Mirrors are useless. So useless I didn't see the CHIP until he was right on my ass (lucky for me he pulled alongside, did the "slow down" gesture, and then sped off ;D ) Initial impression from driving it around my neighborhood: WAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA. I LAUGH AT YOUR CRAPPY PAVEMENT AND CURBS. OUT OF MY WAY YOU PEONS. I WILL CRUSH YOU WITH MY BOTTOMLESS TORQUE. MWAHAHAHAHAHA. [evil] I do not see this bike being good for my license. Title: Re: Drunken Monkey's New (ish) Hotness Post by: mostrobelle on November 21, 2009, 12:13:06 PM Die! Die in a hot fire. With anal cancer.
Um....did I say that out loud? I mean, CONGRATS! Couldn't be happier for you. You totally deserve this. I'm not jealous at all. [coffee] (Seriously, when's the ride? After turkey day?) Title: Re: Drunken Monkey's New (ish) Hotness Post by: Speeddog on November 21, 2009, 12:18:44 PM Have you tried the kickstarter? [evil]
Congrats! [beer] Can you use PayPal for bail? Title: Re: Drunken Monkey's New (ish) Hotness Post by: jimboecv on November 21, 2009, 01:41:17 PM Have you tried the kickstarter? [evil] Congrats! [beer] Can you use PayPal for bail? I told him to just take it off and save weight, it's useless and sadistic. Just park on a hill. Title: Re: Drunken Monkey's New (ish) Hotness Post by: Michael Moore on November 21, 2009, 06:32:33 PM I do not see this bike being good for my license. First mod: new mirrors Title: Re: Drunken Monkey's New (ish) Hotness Post by: Drunken Monkey on November 21, 2009, 06:45:27 PM First mod: [evil] Did I mention how squidly this bike makes me feel? [laugh] Given how cheap the bike was, I have an extra $700 (it was 1K, but I got a new helmet) set aside for mods. At this point the only thing I'm moderately unhappy with are the brakes (may just need bleeding) and (oddly) the lack of a temp gauge. Title: Re: Drunken Monkey's New (ish) Hotness Post by: DanTheMan on November 21, 2009, 06:46:47 PM Nice welcome to the club [evil]
Title: Re: Drunken Monkey's New (ish) Hotness Post by: Michael Moore on November 21, 2009, 06:49:02 PM I was just thinking of preserving your license [evil]-> [leo]
Title: Re: Drunken Monkey's New (ish) Hotness Post by: Drunken Monkey on November 21, 2009, 07:57:33 PM I was just thinking of preserving your license [evil]-> [leo] I have a new excuse for when I am pulled over: "Sorry Officer, I'm really drunk. DRUNK WITH TORQUE!" Title: Re: Drunken Monkey's New (ish) Hotness Post by: Michael Moore on November 22, 2009, 07:32:25 AM I have a new excuse for when I am pulled over: "Sorry Officer, I'm really drunk. DRUNK WITH TORQUE!" Do let us know how that works out for you. ;D ;D |