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Title: Black Bear pass, CO
Post by: Monsterlover on December 01, 2009, 12:12:45 PM
Ho Lee Crap!

http://flashoffroad.com/Articles/blackbear/blackbear.htm (http://flashoffroad.com/Articles/blackbear/blackbear.htm)

(http://flashoffroad.com/Articles/blackbear/images/BlackBearJeep.jpg)

Title: Re: Black Bear pass, CO
Post by: Slide Panda on December 01, 2009, 12:21:39 PM
Oh CO has got a good bit of that - look up the Lead King basin also...
Title: Re: Black Bear pass, CO
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on December 01, 2009, 12:23:14 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on December 01, 2009, 12:12:45 PM
Ho Lee Crap!

http://flashoffroad.com/Articles/blackbear/blackbear.htm (http://flashoffroad.com/Articles/blackbear/blackbear.htm)

(http://flashoffroad.com/Articles/blackbear/images/BlackBearJeep.jpg)



It's one of their nicer roads, actually. They call that paving.
Title: Re: Black Bear pass, CO
Post by: Bick on December 01, 2009, 01:32:38 PM

Quote from: MrIncredible on December 01, 2009, 12:23:14 PM
It's one of their nicer roads, actually. They call that paving.

'Cep'n that is really I-70.  [roll]

Black Bear Pass is much more technical.  [evil]

For grins, look up where the name Telluride came from.

Title: Re: Black Bear pass, CO
Post by: Monsterlover on December 01, 2009, 02:13:22 PM
From wiki. . .

"The town was named after the chemical element tellurium, which was never actually found in the mountains of Telluride. Tellurium is a metalloid element sometimes associated with deposits of gold and silver. An alternate theory for the naming of Telluride is that it is a contraction of "to hell you ride". Telluride's mines were rich in zinc, lead, copper, silver, and, of course, gold."
Title: Re: Black Bear pass, CO
Post by: Bick on December 01, 2009, 03:30:51 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on December 01, 2009, 02:13:22 PM
From wiki. . .

"The town was named after the chemical element tellurium, which was never actually found in the mountains of Telluride. Tellurium is a metalloid element sometimes associated with deposits of gold and silver. An alternate theory for the naming of Telluride is that it is a contraction of "to hell you ride". Telluride's mines were rich in zinc, lead, copper, silver, and, of course, gold."

or...

"Back in the day.. and I mean the late 19th century day.. it was pretty difficult to get to the mining town of Telluride, CO.  The mule teams would haul you over Black Bear pass â€" a scenic but treacherous route through the San Juan mountains.  Today, that route is considered expert 4×4 terrain that should only be traversed by short wheelbase vehicles driven by competent pilots.  Mistakes involve a several hundred foot freefall â€" and a possible violation of your rental agreement.  Before the town sprung up, the locals would tell people about to set off on Black Bear pass that it's “To Hell You Ride”.. thus the name “Telluride”!"
Title: Re: Black Bear pass, CO
Post by: Rev. Millertime on December 01, 2009, 04:09:43 PM
Looks kind of like that thing they call a road just outside of Aspen on the way to Independence pass...
Title: Re: Black Bear pass, CO
Post by: Bick on December 01, 2009, 04:28:13 PM
Quote from: Rev. Millertime on December 01, 2009, 04:09:43 PM
Looks kind of like that thing they call a road just outside of Aspen on the way to Independence pass...

Lincoln Rd?

Schofield Pass (between Marble & Crested Butte) is much better. (http://www.gifs.net/Animation11/Transportation/Cars/4_wheel_drive.gif)
Title: Re: Black Bear pass, CO
Post by: Rev. Millertime on December 01, 2009, 06:38:10 PM
Quote from: Bick on December 01, 2009, 04:28:13 PM
Lincoln Rd?

Schofield Pass (between Marble & Crested Butte) is much better. (http://www.gifs.net/Animation11/Transportation/Cars/4_wheel_drive.gif)

Not sure the name of it.  Just remember it being a single lane road that some ass hat in a Lexus thought I should get off of so he could get thru.
Title: Re: Black Bear pass, CO
Post by: KnightofNi on December 02, 2009, 09:05:45 AM
so what happens if someone is coming the other direction?
Title: Re: Black Bear pass, CO
Post by: KnightofNi on December 02, 2009, 09:51:03 AM
ok, so it's not as insane as i thoguht.

i'm taking the dirtbike there... ;D
Title: Re: Black Bear pass, CO
Post by: Slide Panda on December 02, 2009, 10:21:31 AM
Quote from: KnightofNi on December 02, 2009, 09:05:45 AM
so what happens if someone is coming the other direction?
The uphill vehicle backs up until there's a wide spot.  Not sure why it's not the down hill one - but that's what the CO trail road laws say. Though they say that, most folks on the downhill side will defer, and go back down to a wide spot. At least that was my experience going up past Marble and Crystal on the way to the crystal river mill

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2666/4010172720_255b3c799b.jpg)

As I was headed up, I found a dude in a caddy who'd gotten it high-centered... dumbass obviously ignored the signs along they way that said 4wd only beyond this point...
Title: Re: Black Bear pass, CO
Post by: triangleforge on December 02, 2009, 01:16:33 PM
Quote from: yuu on December 02, 2009, 10:21:31 AM
As I was headed up, I found a dude in a caddy who'd gotten it high-centered... dumbass obviously ignored the signs along they way that said 4wd only beyond this point...

Well, it WAS an Escalade, right?   [laugh]
Title: Re: Black Bear pass, CO
Post by: Bick on December 02, 2009, 01:19:41 PM
Quote from: triangleforge on December 02, 2009, 01:16:33 PM
Well, it WAS an Escalade, right?   [laugh]

There ain't no fire hydrants up there.  [roll]
Title: Re: Black Bear pass, CO
Post by: Oldfisti on December 02, 2009, 01:36:32 PM
^^^^^  Ba-dum-bum!
Title: Re: Black Bear pass, CO
Post by: Slide Panda on December 02, 2009, 04:13:44 PM
Not even. It was a sedan. Not sure how - or more to the point why, he made it as far as he did.
Title: Re: Black Bear pass, CO
Post by: KnightofNi on December 03, 2009, 06:18:45 AM
Quote from: yuu on December 02, 2009, 04:13:44 PM
Not even. It was a sedan. Not sure how - or more to the point why, he made it as far as he did.

brute force and ignorance my friend....
Title: Re: Black Bear pass, CO
Post by: Buckethead on December 03, 2009, 07:21:08 AM
Quote from: KnightofNi on December 03, 2009, 06:18:45 AM
brute force and ignorance are my friends....
Title: Re: Black Bear pass, CO
Post by: KnightofNi on December 03, 2009, 08:09:52 AM
 :'( :'(
Title: Re: Black Bear pass, CO
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on December 03, 2009, 10:02:05 AM
Quote from: KnightofNi on December 03, 2009, 08:09:52 AM
:'( :'(

Did he hurt your feeling?
Title: Re: Black Bear pass, CO
Post by: Buckethead on December 03, 2009, 10:23:08 AM
Quote from: KnightofNi on December 03, 2009, 08:09:52 AM
:'( :'(

What?

They're my friends too, at least when it comes to off roading/snow driving/taking a Buick LeSabre places is was never meant to go. I mean, it'll do donuts, you just gotta do em backwards. Won't hurt anything, right?
Title: Re: Black Bear pass, CO
Post by: KnightofNi on December 03, 2009, 11:00:08 AM
Quote from: MrIncredible on December 03, 2009, 10:02:05 AM
Did he hurt your feeling?

no, but he did steal my cookie  :P


Quote from: Obsessed? on December 03, 2009, 10:23:08 AM
What?

They're my friends too, at least when it comes to off roading/snow driving/taking a Buick LeSabre places is was never meant to go. I mean, it'll do donuts, you just gotta do em backwards. Won't hurt anything, right?


i used to do that in my lincoln continental. as well as powerslides and drifting in the snow.
Title: Re: Black Bear pass, CO
Post by: triangleforge on December 03, 2009, 11:04:08 AM
Quote from: yuu on December 02, 2009, 04:13:44 PM
Not even. It was a sedan. Not sure how - or more to the point why, he made it as far as he did.

This one, maybe?

(http://cache-foo-04.gawkerassets.com/gawker/assets/images/12/2009/12/500x_doha_junkyard__5_.jpg)
Title: Re: Black Bear pass, CO
Post by: KnightofNi on December 03, 2009, 11:45:10 AM
i used to dream of making my old LTD into an offroad machine.

it would have been hilarious.
Title: Re: Black Bear pass, CO
Post by: Buckethead on December 03, 2009, 11:55:13 AM
(http://carphotos.cardomain.com/sites/cardomain/features/john/monster-camaro.jpg)

(http://southparkstudios-intl.mtvnimages.com/shared/sps/media/images/906/906_studio_sing_along.jpg)

"In the ghettoooo..."
Title: Re: Black Bear pass, CO
Post by: Monsterlover on December 03, 2009, 12:03:40 PM
[laugh]

Title: Re: Black Bear pass, CO
Post by: Bick on December 03, 2009, 12:43:33 PM
Quote from: Obsessed? on December 03, 2009, 11:55:13 AM
(http://carphotos.cardomain.com/sites/cardomain/features/john/monster-camaro.jpg)

[clap]

The Dead Milkmen- pregnant dogin' Camaro (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U30K-Dw18Jw#normal)


(Not intended is the 7:09 min rant)