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some new forged 10 spoke wheels in black please....and an oil change with a new non-leaking oil cap...and the bad drivers to get away from me

thank you

Spider's S2rs


PS I don't think this is asking too much as I have been very good all year

 Your S2rs is Dreaming

 May be a new oring for the oil cap, if your very very good :-*


O yeah I would like a good polish and that's not for the bike ;D

i'd like some ohlins fg845 forks for my s4r please santa?


paul.

That sounds like  nice little wish list.
I have heard that Santa has granted you thy wish and USPS & Aus Post will be knocking shortly.

As of the new o-ring you can wander down the road and pick one up I'm sure that won't break the
Spider bling-o-meter.

Dear Santa

I ave bin very goood this yeer. I ave maddd my bed lots and wasdd the disses lots as well.

Allll I wont is a neu Mulitstrada S.....

Verrrie goood boy Big T

A nice set of belt covers would be good....oh and some new mirrors....and new levers....and.....

Dear Santa,
 Hope you deliver my new carbon pipes that I ordered for christmas, otherwise you will have one sad little boy. :(

Another one!
Okay then maybe my list to be more substantial.
I'll have an 1198s, one of them there cheap ones like someone else has just got hold of.

I going to keep my list a secret between you and me Santa. I don't want any of the OzMonsta fellows trying to get my pressies

Yep, me too!!  [thumbsup]

Otherwise if certain females just happen to read this site/forum/thread, I'd get a right slappin' for what I WANT for Christmas.  [evil] [evil] [beer].

Oh, and of course, selected bike bits for my beast!!  [thumbsup]

Slap slap slap dragon.  all I want is good health for me and my fellow dmfers

 Thats so nice Jukie thank you :-* :-* :-* :-*

Dear santa all I want for Christmas
is:
  [bang]

my 4 points back [evil]
 [leo]
promise I will not get caught oops I mean do it again.

Dear Santa,
I just want AUD-USD parity.
I've been waiting so patiently for my oil cooler kit!

Dear Sants or Mrs strada all I want for Christmas is one of these

With rear sets,track glass,Full 70mm termi system with ECU and air filter ,Ducati corse slipper clutch,suspension re valved and tuned by Teknik, a set of GP racers soft front and enduro rear,Corse race seat, gold Pazzo leavers and CF rear hugger [thumbsup]

I would like it by this weekend as i have another track day, so give me a buzz when you want to deliver it, I can be home waiting.

(http://www.motorcyclespecs.co.za/Gallery%20B/Ducati%201198S%2009%20%202.jpg)

dear santa can you find a cure for my disease and i dont want any pressis  fix all the little ones that are in hospital so they can be home with there familys 

Trev The Touring mod is the same price as the S less the CF ,But you get lots of goodies in exchange......Give it 6 months and after market CF will be everwhere.

So I can add your Touring mod to my Santa's list and maybe he can fit 2 in the sleigh.

Santa NFI is my friend  [thumbsup]

Ditto for Bazz  [thumbsup]  [beer]

some here dragon im with Bazz on this one [thumbsup] [thumbsup]

Yes Santa, i'm also with Bazz on this one.... [thumbsup] [thumbsup] [thumbsup]

+1 for Bazz Santa.

Santa I'll give my Multistrada for Bazz's wish......

+1 for Bazz...

geez, this was meant to be a light-hearted funny little thread about our bikes and what they wanted for christmas.....next thing you know we're all throwing out Christmas and going to live with Bazz!

Bazz, I'll be there tomorrow mate!....what exactly are you going to do when 50 monster-lovers come to your place for a group hug on Christmas day??

you have my best wishes too  :-*

I've seen something similar to that recently!
It was in your area I think if you are really good you may just have it by the weekend.
As long as you share...........

Gee Matty,Look what i found in the garage this afternoon.Crikey Santa that was quick you trying to impress  [clap]

But dude... where's my CF rear hugger  ???

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2524/4165105725_bf65e81320.jpg)

Some things have to be a surprise.
Did Santa turn it over for you ;D
Gotta hear those Termi pipes

Vince's Santa is the BEST santa ever!!!!

He does have a good Santa, I tried to catch him but missed by that much!

Bazz, I'll be there tomorrow mate!....what exactly are you going to do when 50 monster-lovers come to your place for a group hug on Christmas day           [/quote]bloody do what any body would do when 50 dmf,ers come calling RUN [laugh]

Fixed it for ya.

Hey Santa Thanks for the hugger, and Rob thanks for the clutch cover  [thumbsup]
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2660/4168136597_dc4717081d_b.jpg)
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2745/4168903066_30314d47a1.jpg)

yep gotta agree bazz, santa, my stuff can wait, fix bazz' ask first, ok?

paul.

Let's all fix Bazz  :-*

another vote to fix Bazz [thumbsup]

shit i didnt mean to start a sypathy thread , sorry spider im fine  [thumbsup] thanks for all the concern tho ,  [bow_down] my main wish was for all the children in hospital at this  time of the year , i went to the holmen clinic ,thats were they do all the blood stuff , and the amount of kids in there receiving dialysis and kemo and other bad shit well it makes you feel horrible , ive had a life some of these poor little takers wont  [bang] cheers bazz

Dear Santa for Christmas I would like....

A Streetfighter....

And lots of carbon bits....

Cheers.

you're no orphan there Tommy

Gee Santa, the way you have been spoiling some people, I don't think there will be much left for me!?   :-\

Dear Santa Please give Nick a Ducati of some sort [moto]

Yes Santa, he has been very, very good. Please give him a Ducati. And some leg extensions for me so I can ride it too. (Good thinking Jukie [thumbsup]).

Yep another potential multi-stroodle rider there. No offence Signora but you make Jukie look tall.

I've got inches you can have  [thumbsup]

No offence taken Betty, you are only stating the obvious. I may have to take Spider up on his offer of donated long bits though. You may have noticed the Monster has been modified to suit my pint sized frame. I may have to have a chat to you about rearsets, I hear that these have been good for Jukie.
Cheers, Lil (Kaz). ;)

A Yoshi slip on exhaust!

I actually want an 09 CBR1000 Repsol but that fat git Santa will make me pay for it, just like he makes me pay for everything else this time of year.

Actually i'll rephrase this to Dear Santa, this year for Christmas i'd like to receive something i don't have to pay for  [thumbsup]

I'm not touching that comment.....


Yep, I'm good with that... wait a minute, you're not talking about me?

I saw it and was never going to touch it.
And no I don't think you are being spoken about, did you want a new Multi?

no Nick sorry you already have one, the new Nick, who is also a tall bugger [roll]

nah, just a new front end and some new brake masters, and maybe some braketech ductile iron rotors...

Sorry to confuse you GoldFiSh. The New Nick is my Nick. I think I will refer to him as George from now on to avoid confusion....   And...as Betty has noted, I could do with a few more inches! :o
Kaz.

No confusion at all... he can keep the name, my wife coined the goldfish tag a few years ago due to a visit to the hospital after a Monsters Down Under (as it was known then) ride that went slightly wrong....

Sounds intriguing, please tell me more. I am new and didn't hear about this one. Or PM me if the story is off topic.
Kaz.

My bad. If I had attended the day, there would have been a juicy video, but alas, Nick can fill you in on all the glory details. Suffice to say, if others had not been present, he may not be able to tell you what happened! Luckily we can look back and not regret too much.

Come on Nick, pleeeeeaaase tell me what happened. Can someone spill the beans?  [bow_down] ....or maybe I will have to search back into the dusty archives of the forum to find out. We have ways you know. 8)

I only read about it in the archives myself (and you would need to search beyond this forum I believe).

Basically somebody had what is technically known as an 'oops' which resulted in some short term memory loss and a nickname from an obviously compassionate spouse. Consequently Goldie's kiddies have thenceforth carried fish themed monickers amongst the OzMo faithful.

SANTA CAME EARLY
Wow kids keep asking he does listen
re:
http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=32332.0 (http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=32332.0)
Thanks Santa/Tim Jessup Assistant Director of Client Services at the State Debt Recovery Office
"We examined the offence and found the penalty notice was legally issued, however we considered the issues you raised and concluded that a caution should apply in this instance based on a clear driving record for the the ten years prior to the offence ".
No fine no loss of points.  [bow_down][thumbsup] [beer] [leo] [beer] [laugh] [clap]
 [evil]

Well done Dez and Merry Christmas.

Did you use the 'but I'm a good boy, I promise, you can check if you like' argument with assurances of continued good behaviour?

Well done Dez - a very welcome Xmas pressie.    [clap]

Wish I had of known about the letter writing business when I first moved to Vic as I had a very clean record up till then.  [roll]  Now, since owning the Duc, my record is totally besmirched! (and it only took 3 goes) ;D

well Santa just gave me a wax job

meguiars or mothers?

In a nutshell, Betty's on the money. Some short term memory loss in 3 min cycles for about 6 hours or so, I guess. Ducmonrob, Monstermick or Desmoquattro (from the Ducati Mob in SF who was visiting at the time) can all recall the story I'm sure... It was way back when, in the days of the DML..

Nemo and Dory are the kiddies OzMo names (and that was started by bigiain with Nemo, and carried on by my better half Broni)

and explains why Goldie refers to his mother-in-law as 'bruce'

 ;D

Thanks for the clarification Nick. All making complete sense now. I also suffer from short term memory loss sometimes, but it has nothing to do with an OOPS, it has more to do with the fact that I am blonde and sometimes I have a few too many of these... [wine] [wine] and these... [drink] and even these..... [beer]
LOL [laugh]
Kaz.