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Title: Help me find my business name?
Post by: stopintime on December 12, 2009, 10:23:53 AM
Traffic school to pass the test and get a license...........    track school.

Little or nothing in between - that's where I come in.

Small groups, 4-6 riders, four two-hour sessions in one/two weeks, video assisted, more or less a live version of Lee Parks' book.

It needs a name... Never mind the language barrier, everyone understands and uses English here or I'll work out a translation. I think it should sound ambitious, but not scare noobs off.

Got an idea? [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Help me find my business name?
Post by: AdamX on December 12, 2009, 10:50:49 AM
Being a ex Army officer i would call it (and its in Swedish) Trafikkompaniet  ;D

Stopintime will understand as a Scandinavian  ;)
Title: Re: Help me find my business name?
Post by: He Man on December 12, 2009, 02:06:26 PM
how about

"NO VAT RIDING SCHOOL" and underneath the company name (cash only)

[thumbsup]
Title: Re: Help me find my business name?
Post by: stopintime on December 12, 2009, 02:25:35 PM
Quote from: He Man on December 12, 2009, 02:06:26 PM
how about

"NO VAT RIDING SCHOOL" and underneath the company name (cash only)

[thumbsup]

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [thumbsup]
We call it RILUM, which would be ~ SIMPNoT straight in my pocket no tax.

Actually, my small company is offering training and massage services which are health related = no VAT. Cheaper for the customer or more for me  [roll]


Quote from: AdamX on December 12, 2009, 10:50:49 AM
Being a ex Army officer i would call it (and its in Swedish) Trafikkompaniet  ;D

Stopintime will understand as a Scandinavian  ;)

That's not bad, but I think it sounds more like a traffic school. I need more "vroom".
Title: Re: Help me find my business name?
Post by: DarkMonster620 on December 12, 2009, 02:57:40 PM
How bout,
"STOP IN TIME RIDING SCHOOL,
We teach how to go fast, brake and turn"

[beer]
Title: Re: Help me find my business name?
Post by: stopintime on December 12, 2009, 03:13:55 PM
Quote from: Darkmonster620   formerly M620D on December 12, 2009, 02:57:40 PM
How bout,
"STOP IN TIME RIDING SCHOOL,
We teach how to go fast, brake and turn"

[beer]

Considering it.....

It only takes a few brain storming comments, good or bad isn't important, just need some help to get the brain cells buzzing.

Stop, start, brake, turn, lean, flow, zone, control, line, pace, mind .......

[beer]
Title: Re: Help me find my business name?
Post by: DarkMonster620 on December 12, 2009, 03:22:02 PM
Got your name on, tells people what you teach...

What else???  Beer?  Girls?  Bacon?  Adriana Tuchyna as hostess?  Danika Patrick as corner worker? Katherine Legge as flag girl?

Valentino Rossi as the ??? Casey Stoner as the ??? Dani Pedrosa as the 'How not to fall' guy?
Mika Kalio as the "I'll drop you of your bike jumping from mine", guy

BBQ? Chilli?
Title: Re: Help me find my business name?
Post by: somegirl on December 12, 2009, 03:26:03 PM
Quote from: stopintime on December 12, 2009, 02:25:35 PMThat's not bad, but I think it sounds more like a traffic school. I need more "vroom".

How about the Vroom Vroom school? [cheeky]

That's only partly tongue-in-cheek, we have a track school around here called Zoom Zoom.
Title: Re: Help me find my business name?
Post by: DarkMonster620 on December 12, 2009, 03:31:07 PM
Quote from: somegirl on December 12, 2009, 03:26:03 PM
How about the Vroom Vroom school? [cheeky]

That's only partly tongue-in-cheek, we have a track school around here called Zoom Zoom.

Mazda will zue 'em zoon... [cheeky]

sg, still riding?
Title: Re: Help me find my business name?
Post by: somegirl on December 12, 2009, 05:27:18 PM
Quote from: Darkmonster620   formerly M620D on December 12, 2009, 03:31:07 PM
Mazda will zue 'em zoon... [cheeky]

sg, still riding?

Yeah, got out for a rainy ride yesterday.
Title: Re: Help me find my business name?
Post by: DarkMonster620 on December 12, 2009, 05:40:29 PM
Quote from: somegirl on December 12, 2009, 05:27:18 PM
Yeah, got out for a rainy ride yesterday.

So leg's OK? Be carefull...
Title: Re: Help me find my business name?
Post by: somegirl on December 12, 2009, 05:44:36 PM
Quote from: Darkmonster620   formerly M620D on December 12, 2009, 05:40:29 PM
So leg's OK? Be carefull...

All healed up.  I've been very cautious since especially now.  Thanks. :)
Title: Re: Help me find my business name?
Post by: Buckethead on December 12, 2009, 06:09:37 PM
If you're going to hedge copyright laws, you might as well make it pertinent:

Proficient Motorcycling: Picking up where your license test left off.

Other suggestions:

2 Wheel Survival School

How Not To Die on a Motorcycle

Cars are for Pussies

Title: Re: Help me find my business name?
Post by: Bun-bun on December 12, 2009, 06:18:53 PM
Mebbe "Motocontrol" ?
Title: Re: Help me find my business name?
Post by: djrashonal on December 12, 2009, 06:51:18 PM
Quote from: Bun-bun on December 12, 2009, 06:18:53 PM
Mebbe "Motocontrol" ?

+1  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Help me find my business name?
Post by: Buckethead on December 12, 2009, 07:00:03 PM
Quote from: Bun-bun on December 12, 2009, 06:18:53 PM
Mebbe "Motocontrol" ?

+2  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Help me find my business name?
Post by: Bun-bun on December 12, 2009, 08:23:58 PM
Quote from: Bun-bun on December 12, 2009, 06:18:53 PM
Mebbe "Motocontrol" ?
Of course, you realize, I'll want a cut.














[evil]
Title: Re: Help me find my business name?
Post by: djrashonal on December 12, 2009, 09:09:03 PM
me too!
Title: Re: Help me find my business name?
Post by: He Man on December 12, 2009, 10:42:46 PM
How about

"FREE HANDJOB MOTORCYCLE SCHOOL"
(handjob only applicable to bike using Turtle wax brand)
Title: Re: Help me find my business name?
Post by: Johnny OrganDonor on December 13, 2009, 09:37:20 AM
Quote from: Bun-bun on December 12, 2009, 06:18:53 PM
Mebbe "Motocontrol" ?

.....or how about "MotoMojo" ?
Title: Re: Help me find my business name?
Post by: Privateer on December 13, 2009, 10:26:04 AM
Oslo Riding Skill Academy
Take a Turn for the Better.
Title: Re: Help me find my business name?
Post by: vaclav on December 13, 2009, 10:47:03 AM
"The Bridge" Advanced Riding School. As in bridging the gap between license and track school.
Title: Re: Help me find my business name?
Post by: Supero100 on December 13, 2009, 11:05:56 AM
Motocontrol is good

Hows about

Tactical Track Training

WFO Rider Academy  ("Wide F&king Open")

Twisted Wrist Institute


And I'm spent
Title: Re: Help me find my business name?
Post by: stopintime on December 13, 2009, 11:31:34 AM
Great contributions, guys [thumbsup]

Now my mind is working/playing with all the input [moto]

Keep'em coming!
Title: Re: Help me find my business name?
Post by: DarkMonster620 on December 13, 2009, 11:36:58 AM
"Moto Twisted Wrist Control Riding Skill Academy Institute of Oslo"
Where a Handjob is only considered by using Turtle Wax after a Wide Open Sesion
Title: Re: Help me find my business name?
Post by: stopintime on December 13, 2009, 11:42:03 AM
Quote from: Darkmonster620   formerly M620D on December 13, 2009, 11:36:58 AM
"Moto Twisted Wrist Control Riding Skill Academy Institute of Oslo"
Where a Handjob is only considered by using Turtle Wax after a Wide Open Sesion

Are you high on something?  ;D Your brain cells are working hard, I can tell....
Title: Re: Help me find my business name?
Post by: DarkMonster620 on December 13, 2009, 11:46:48 AM
Quote from: stopintime on December 13, 2009, 11:42:03 AM
Are you high on something?  ;D Your brain cells are working hard, I can tell....

Sunday, being working with epoxy, rattle can paint, exhaust fumes, 6pack of beer...No not high, just happy...
What about,
"Happy Twisted Wrist Riding Skill Academy of Oslo"
Title: Re: Help me find my business name?
Post by: ducpainter on December 13, 2009, 11:47:13 AM
Quote from: stopintime on December 13, 2009, 11:42:03 AM
Are you high on something?  ;D Your brain cells are working hard, I can tell....
That doesn't make him a bad person.
Title: Re: Help me find my business name?
Post by: He Man on December 13, 2009, 11:49:37 AM
Why dont you just drop the name and put a spinning hypno wheel so everytime someone walks by, they either

a) Give you money if they're a dude

or

b) Flash their boobs if they have a nice rack.
Title: Re: Help me find my business name?
Post by: DarkMonster620 on December 13, 2009, 11:58:04 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on December 13, 2009, 11:47:13 AM
That doesn't make him a bad person.

Thanks dp...
Title: Re: Help me find my business name?
Post by: Buckethead on December 13, 2009, 11:58:24 AM
(http://i410.photobucket.com/albums/pp190/heatheralyse_x3/Hypnotoad.gif)
Title: Re: Help me find my business name?
Post by: djrashonal on December 13, 2009, 12:16:27 PM
Quote from: He Man on December 13, 2009, 11:49:37 AM
Why dont you just drop the name and put a spinning hypno wheel so everytime someone walks by, they either

a) Give you money if they're a dude

or

b) Flash their boobs if they have a nice rack.

....what if they're not a dude and do not have a nice rack?
Title: Re: Help me find my business name?
Post by: DarkMonster620 on December 13, 2009, 12:22:10 PM
Quote from: djrashonal on December 13, 2009, 12:16:27 PM
....what if they're not a dude and do not have a nice rack?

or......it's a dude and has a rack!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Help me find my business name?
Post by: He Man on December 13, 2009, 01:40:51 PM
Quote from: Darkmonster620   formerly M620D on December 13, 2009, 12:22:10 PM
or......it's a dude and has a rack!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quote from: djrashonal on December 13, 2009, 12:16:27 PM
....what if they're not a dude and do not have a nice rack?

easy, the hypno wheel wont work on them. :P OR you get two hypno wheels and the ohter one will make anyone who doesnt have a nice rack, or is a dude, just sign up for your class.
Title: Re: Help me find my business name?
Post by: stopintime on December 13, 2009, 01:45:02 PM
I'm going to bed now  [roll] , but I won't be able to sleep.... the wheels are spinning :P
Title: Re: Help me find my business name?
Post by: DarkMonster620 on December 13, 2009, 01:49:39 PM
"Happy Moto Twisted Wrist Where The Wheels Are Spinning Control Riding Skill Academy Institute of Oslo"
Where a Handjob is only considered by using Turtle Wax after a Wide Open Sesion
Title: Re: Help me find my business name?
Post by: stopintime on December 13, 2009, 01:58:57 PM
Quote from: Darkmonster620   formerly M620D on December 13, 2009, 01:49:39 PM
"Happy Moto Twisted Wrist Where The Wheels Are Spinning Control Riding Skill Academy Institute of Oslo"
Where a Handjob is only considered by using Turtle Wax after a Wide Open Sesion

Hushhhhh
Title: Re: Help me find my business name?
Post by: djrashonal on December 13, 2009, 02:02:18 PM
Quote from: He Man on December 13, 2009, 01:40:51 PM
easy, the hypno wheel wont work on them. :P OR you get two hypno wheels and the ohter one will make anyone who doesnt have a nice rack, or is a dude, just sign up for your class.

hmmm, i like your style!

Jim Gaffagin Hot Pockets (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaLpVzPxY6w&feature=related#normal)
Title: Re: Help me find my business name?
Post by: Bun-bun on December 13, 2009, 06:08:39 PM
Swedishmoto
Massage your motorcycle skills
Happy endings guaranteed!"
Title: Re: Help me find my business name?
Post by: Supero100 on December 16, 2009, 01:45:11 PM
Winner winner chicken dinner?
Title: Re: Help me find my business name?
Post by: Gator on December 17, 2009, 05:42:16 AM
Are you hiring?

Its a lot to do on your own.


I would say; Black Swan Riding Clinic,

"What we call here a Black Swan (and capitalize it) is an event with the following three attributes. First, it is an outlier, as it lies outside the realm of regular expectations, because nothing in the past can convincingly point to its possibility. Second, it carries an extreme impact. Third, in spite of its outlier status, human nature makes us concoct explanations for its occurrence after the fact, making it explainable and predictable. I stop and summarize the triplet: rarity, extreme impact, and retrospective (though not prospective) predictability. A small number of Black Swans explain almost everything in our world, from the success of ideas and religions, to the dynamics of historical events, to elements of our own personal lives."
-Nassim Nicholas Taleb

It would be easy to come up with a sweet logo (thinking similar to rebel alliance) , its short and rememberable, and it will not intimidate novice riders... So when do you want me to start on the marketing campaign?  ;D
Title: Re: Help me find my business name?
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on December 17, 2009, 07:50:59 AM
Black Swan Riding Clinis = BS Riding Clinic?
Title: Re: Help me find my business name?
Post by: somegirl on December 17, 2009, 09:08:04 AM
Quote from: 13 on December 17, 2009, 05:42:16 AM"What we call here a Black Swan (and capitalize it) is an event with the following three attributes. First, it is an outlier, as it lies outside the realm of regular expectations, because nothing in the past can convincingly point to its possibility. Second, it carries an extreme impact. Third, in spite of its outlier status, human nature makes us concoct explanations for its occurrence after the fact, making it explainable and predictable. I stop and summarize the triplet: rarity, extreme impact, and retrospective (though not prospective) predictability. A small number of Black Swans explain almost everything in our world, from the success of ideas and religions, to the dynamics of historical events, to elements of our own personal lives."
-Nassim Nicholas Taleb

I guess he never visited Western Australia?

(http://www.sailfinalstraw.com/Australia%202007/BLACK_SWANS.JPG)
Title: Re: Help me find my business name?
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on December 17, 2009, 09:16:30 AM
Quote from: somegirl on December 17, 2009, 09:08:04 AM
I guess he never visited Western Australia?

(http://www.sailfinalstraw.com/Australia%202007/BLACK_SWANS.JPG)

Those are statues that have been painted. If they were real they'd be moving.
Title: Re: Help me find my business name?
Post by: Gator on December 17, 2009, 12:15:39 PM
Quote from: somegirl on December 17, 2009, 09:08:04 AM
I guess he never visited Western Australia?

(http://www.sailfinalstraw.com/Australia%202007/BLACK_SWANS.JPG)

Use of the term, a black swan (not capitalized), is derived from the seventeenth century European presumption that 'all swans must be white', because all historical records of swans reported that they had white feathers. In that context, a black swan was something that was impossible, and could not exist. After the discovery of black swans in Western Australia [1] during the eighteenth century, the term metamorphosed to connote that a perceived impossibility, later may be found to exist. Taleb notes that, writing in the nineteenth century, John Stuart Mill used the black swan logical fallacy, as a new term to identify falsification.
Title: Re: Help me find my business name?
Post by: stopintime on April 16, 2010, 02:14:51 PM
It's a reality, launched today and will follow up with a small marketing campaign during the next weeks.

The website was affordable - doesn't look too advanced, which is fine because I don't want to scare off the unexperienced riders.

http://roadrider.no/ (http://roadrider.no/)

Thanks for the inspiration [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Help me find my business name?
Post by: lethe on April 16, 2010, 02:18:09 PM
Quote from: stopintime on April 16, 2010, 02:14:51 PM
It's a reality, launched today and will follow up with a small marketing campaign during the next weeks.

The website was affordable - doesn't look too advanced, which is fine because I don't want to scare off the unexperienced riders.

http://roadrider.no/ (http://roadrider.no/)

Thanks for the inspiration [thumbsup]
since I can't read it, I'd assume you teach people how to ride and or race?

I'd be afraid that any names we give you in english will end up translating into porn related things or something else terrible
Title: Re: Help me find my business name?
Post by: AdamX on April 16, 2010, 02:22:24 PM
Good luck!! (http://klanrekyl.se/a/bilder/norway-flag.gif)

I am just about to leave a good government employment, to work as an self employed consultant instead!

Vi har planerat en tur till Geiranger i sommar :)
Title: Re: Help me find my business name?
Post by: lethe on April 16, 2010, 02:28:46 PM
 [laugh]
Just realized the thread was 4 pages deep, thought it was new and I was the second post.
Ooops
Title: Re: Help me find my business name?
Post by: DarkMonster620 on April 16, 2010, 03:11:11 PM
Nice site... groups numbers seem reasonable, 4-6 people; individual teaching upon request.

Best of lucks...
Title: Re: Help me find my business name?
Post by: ducpainter on April 16, 2010, 03:19:36 PM
Gratulerer Lars ...

Min oppriktige ønsker for din suksess.
Title: Re: Help me find my business name?
Post by: stopintime on April 16, 2010, 03:22:44 PM
Quote from: lethe on April 16, 2010, 02:28:46 PM
[laugh]
Just realized the thread was 4 pages deep, thought it was new and I was the second post.
Ooops

Not only deeper, but quite old too ;D Just wanted to thank the conributors.

Quote from: AdamX on April 16, 2010, 02:22:24 PM
Good luck!! (http://klanrekyl.se/a/bilder/norway-flag.gif)

I am just about to leave a good government employment, to work as an self employed consultant instead!




Vi har planerat en tur till Geiranger i sommar :)

Good for you [thumbsup] Send me a message - I might be able to advice, maybe I'll follow you for part of the tour [moto]

Quote from: Darkmonster620 on April 16, 2010, 03:11:11 PM
Nice site... groups numbers seem reasonable, 4-6 people; individual teaching upon request.

Best of lucks...

Thanks [thumbsup]


Quote from: ducpainter on April 16, 2010, 03:19:36 PM
Gratulerer Lars ...

Min oppriktige ønsker for din suksess.

Tusen takk - det betyr mye for meg  [beer]
Title: Re: Help me find my business name?
Post by: Howie on April 16, 2010, 06:01:16 PM
To success [beer]