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Title: Just Because........
Post by: hooligan machinist on December 15, 2009, 02:51:31 PM
 I REALLY MISS MY BIKE!!

http://s285.photobucket.com/albums/ll67/hooliganmachinist/?action=view&current=MOV01894.flv (http://s285.photobucket.com/albums/ll67/hooliganmachinist/?action=view&current=MOV01894.flv)

;D
;D
Title: Re: Just Because........
Post by: Ddan on December 15, 2009, 03:08:51 PM
Nice smoke Howard.    [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Just Because........
Post by: ducpainter on December 15, 2009, 03:09:35 PM
did someone say smoke?
Title: Re: Just Because........
Post by: Ddan on December 15, 2009, 03:13:15 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on December 15, 2009, 03:09:35 PM
did someone say smoke?
Tires, man, tires.  Maybe that's what you should do, mount up some old skins and everytime you get the jonesin', do a burn-out in the barn.  That should fix you right up.
Title: Re: Just Because........
Post by: TiNi on December 15, 2009, 03:14:24 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on December 15, 2009, 03:09:35 PM
did someone say smoke?

[laugh] no... move along... there is nothing to see here  [laugh]
Title: Re: Just Because........
Post by: ducpainter on December 15, 2009, 03:17:34 PM
just kidding.

you guys are so easy.... 8)
Title: Re: Just Because........
Post by: Ddan on December 15, 2009, 03:20:26 PM
I still want to see a burn-out in the barn.  And you're threadjackin.  Watch out for Statler.
Title: Re: Just Because........
Post by: Statler on December 15, 2009, 03:54:17 PM
  ;D
Title: Re: Just Because........
Post by: hooligan machinist on December 15, 2009, 03:56:33 PM
Quotestill want to see a burn-out in the barn.

  Me too. I'd be :o.
Title: Re: Just Because........
Post by: ducpainter on December 15, 2009, 06:13:01 PM
Quote from: Dan on December 15, 2009, 03:20:26 PM
I still want to see a burn-out in the barn.  And you're threadjackin.  Watch out for Statler.
It's funny you mention that...

there was a burnout mark on the old barn floor.

and he doesn't scare me.
Title: Re: Just Because........
Post by: herm on December 15, 2009, 07:16:59 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on December 15, 2009, 06:13:01 PM
It's funny you mention that...

there was a burnout mark on the old barn floor.

and he doesn't scare me.

even when he is dropping bike parts all over the kank?
Title: Re: Just Because........
Post by: Statler on December 16, 2009, 05:34:09 AM
Quote from: herm (not herb) on December 15, 2009, 07:16:59 PM
even when he is dropping bike parts all over the kank?

Hey now, nothing fell off.   Just....loosened.

And the first road was clearly just a test to see who forgot to locktite pieces parts on stiffly sprung bikes.

:(


;D

and HM...you've got a loaner any time I can make it up to Nate's for an event.  (Mr. I forfeit that with burning Pisces  ;))
Title: Re: Just Because........
Post by: hooligan machinist on December 16, 2009, 07:10:18 AM
Quote from: Statler on December 16, 2009, 05:34:09 AM
Hey now, nothing fell off.   Just....loosened.

And the first road was clearly just a test to see who forgot to locktite pieces parts on stiffly sprung bikes.

:(


;D

and HM...you've got a loaner any time I can make it up to Nate's for an event.  (Mr. I forfeit that with burning Pisces  ;))

Dave can't be held solely responsible. We all had a hand in it. [evil]
Title: Re: Just Because........
Post by: Monsterlover on December 16, 2009, 02:04:17 PM
^

This is a true fact.
Title: Re: Just Because........
Post by: Ddan on December 17, 2009, 01:33:42 AM
We had a hand in the burning, but not the naming.  You're under the bus Dave
Title: Re: Just Because........
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on December 17, 2009, 07:54:55 AM
Quote from: Dan on December 17, 2009, 01:33:42 AM
We had a hand in the burning, but not the naming.  You're under the bus Dave

I ain't skeered.
Title: Re: Just Because........
Post by: ducpainter on December 17, 2009, 02:21:00 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on December 17, 2009, 07:54:55 AM
I ain't skeered.
You should be
Title: Re: Just Because........
Post by: Ddan on December 17, 2009, 02:32:19 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on December 17, 2009, 02:21:00 PM
You should be
Are we gonna burn a rocket next year?     [laugh]
Title: Re: Just Because........
Post by: ducpainter on December 17, 2009, 02:39:06 PM
Quote from: Dan on December 17, 2009, 02:32:19 PM
Are we gonna burn a rocket next year?     [laugh]
We will burn something...

if we can get a rocket...

let's do it. ;)
Title: Re: Just Because........
Post by: Ddan on December 17, 2009, 02:44:33 PM
If we start now, we can have one built in time. 
Title: Re: Just Because........
Post by: ducpainter on December 17, 2009, 02:46:12 PM
Quote from: Dan on December 17, 2009, 02:44:33 PM
If we start now, we can have one built in time. 
I know where's there one we can liberate. ;D
Title: Re: Just Because........
Post by: Ddan on December 17, 2009, 03:30:27 PM
Do we need to trailer it, or does it fly?
Title: Re: Just Because........
Post by: ducpainter on December 17, 2009, 03:37:30 PM
Quote from: Dan on December 17, 2009, 03:30:27 PM
Do we need to trailer it, or does it fly?
Trailer...

and it won't burn well either.

I have a plan for next year. ;)
Title: Re: Just Because........
Post by: Ddan on December 17, 2009, 03:43:17 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on December 17, 2009, 03:37:30 PM
Trailer...

and it won't burn well either.

I have a plan for next year. ;)

With enough fuel, anything will burn.  Say, a tower of pallets for the launch pad
Title: Re: Just Because........
Post by: ducpainter on December 17, 2009, 03:43:55 PM
Quote from: Dan on December 17, 2009, 03:43:17 PM
With enough fuel, anything will burn.  Say, a tower of pallets for the launch pad
A pallet palace?
Title: Re: Just Because........
Post by: Ddan on December 17, 2009, 03:49:05 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on December 17, 2009, 03:43:55 PM
A pallet palace?
Perfect.  We'll need a Rapunzel or something
Title: Re: Just Because........
Post by: ducpainter on December 17, 2009, 03:51:07 PM
Quote from: Dan on December 17, 2009, 03:49:05 PM
Perfect.  We'll need a Rapunzel or something

Hold on this song has a little introduction to it
It's aint supposed to be sad though you might feel it that way
It's a song about desperation,
Every now and then we do get desperate

This is a song about L-O-V-E,
and if you abuse it you're gonn' lose it
and if you lose it you're gonn' 'buse and
if you 'buse it you aint gonn' be able to choose it
cuz you aint gonn' have it further on down the line
things aint gonn' be so fine
you're gonn' to be sitting there on your little machine
tryin to look and keep it clean and
Youre going to be home playing bingo all night all alone
and that's why your sittin there by the telephone
and you know that she aint goin to call you!

So you put on the TV and you're watchin Johnny Carson
segwayin right into the Tomorrow show
but that don't got the go so you turn it off ya turn on the radio,
the radio dont' seem to get the click so you say
"Hey Man, I can't lickety split"
You start to open up a little book
and there's somethin there you got to overlook
and you say "BABY, you know there's somethin on my mind!
"You say "Baby there's somethin on my mind -
I know that you're home and I know you aint all alone! "

So you start walking over to her house
and you get over to her house
and you walk over to her door and
you start poundin on her door and you say
"Open up the door pregnant dog!
This is wooba gooba with the green teeth, let me in!!"

Well, she opens up the door
and then you just kinda walk up to her and say
"Baby", (say Baby!) you look up way up at her green mascara
and you say "Oh my darling,
you know her and me was at the party as friends -
do not believe what they say
that's only gossip that they tellin ya -
a wise crack of lies!"
You say Darling!!!

Take your big curls and squeeze them down Ratumba -
What's the name of the chick with the long hair?
(Rapunzel!) Hey Rapunzel!
Heh heh... Hey Reputa the beautah! Reputa the Beautah!
Hey Reputa the Beautah flip me down your hair
and let me climb up to the ladder of your love!!
Because this is the wooba gooba sayin to ya
"Love comes once and when it comes
you better grab it fast cuz sometimes the love
you grab aint gonn' last and
I believe I musta,
You know I think I musta,
You know baby I think I musta,
You know I think I musta,
I musta got lost!!!!!!!

Title: Re: Just Because........
Post by: Ddan on December 17, 2009, 03:55:33 PM
I knew that was coming
Title: Re: Just Because........
Post by: ducpainter on December 17, 2009, 03:57:27 PM
Quote from: Dan on December 17, 2009, 03:55:33 PM
I knew that was coming
I don't mind being who I am.
Title: Re: Just Because........
Post by: NAKID on December 17, 2009, 05:55:27 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on December 17, 2009, 02:39:06 PM
We will burn something...

if we can get a rocket...

let's do it. ;)

You'll burn a rocket, but not gasoline? ? ?
Title: Re: Just Because........
Post by: ducpainter on December 17, 2009, 05:57:57 PM
Quote from: NAKID on December 17, 2009, 05:55:27 PM
You'll burn a rocket, but not gasoline? ? ?
If it will burn on its own.... ;D

you just wait...

we will have another blaze next year with no...

accelerants. ;)

Title: Re: Just Because........
Post by: NAKID on December 17, 2009, 06:01:25 PM
Rocket fuel isn't an accelerant?
Title: Re: Just Because........
Post by: ducpainter on December 17, 2009, 06:02:10 PM
Quote from: NAKID on December 17, 2009, 06:01:25 PM
Rocket fuel isn't an accelerant?
who said it was fueled?
Title: Re: Just Because........
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on December 18, 2009, 08:54:28 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on December 17, 2009, 06:02:10 PM
who said it was fueled?

It's not a rocket until it's fueled.  ;)
Title: Re: Just Because........
Post by: ducpainter on December 18, 2009, 09:15:43 AM
Quote from: MrIncredible on December 18, 2009, 08:54:28 AM
It's not a rocket until it's fueled.  ;)
Wrong...

A rocket or rocket vehicle is a missile, spacecraft, aircraft or other vehicle which obtains thrust by the reaction of the rocket to the ejection of a jet of fast moving fluid exhaust from a rocket engine.

Title: Re: Just Because........
Post by: He Man on December 18, 2009, 09:22:42 AM
Mr. I's rocket was powered by happiness.
Title: Re: Just Because........
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on December 18, 2009, 09:24:15 AM
Quote from: He Man on December 18, 2009, 09:22:42 AM
Mr. I's rocket was powered by happiness.

Unicorns and rainbows and fluffy clouds.
Title: Re: Just Because........
Post by: NAKID on December 18, 2009, 09:50:02 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on December 17, 2009, 06:02:10 PM
who said it was fueled?

Where's the fun if it isn't?
Title: Re: Just Because........
Post by: Autostrada Pilot on December 18, 2009, 10:12:49 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on December 17, 2009, 05:57:57 PM
If it will burn on its own.... ;D

you just wait...

we will have another blaze next year with no...

accelerants. ;)




Blasphemy.

BURN HIM....HE'S A WITCH
Title: Re: Just Because........
Post by: He Man on December 18, 2009, 11:27:14 AM
Quote from: MrIncredible on December 18, 2009, 09:24:15 AM
Unicorns and rainbows and fluffy clouds.

If you found a unicorn...youd burn it for fuel? thats make the beast with two backsed up man.

It reminds me of that episode of Star Trek Voyager where they used these creatures from another dimension to power the warp core.
Title: Re: Just Because........
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on December 18, 2009, 12:55:49 PM
Quote from: He Man on December 18, 2009, 11:27:14 AM
If you found a unicorn...youd burn it for fuel? thats make the beast with two backsed up man.

I'd cut off it's horn first (while it was still alive) and sell it on ebay as unicorn ivory.


I'd also turns the hooves into jello.



Then I'd burn it.
Title: Re: Just Because........
Post by: He Man on December 18, 2009, 02:26:55 PM
What about a leprechaun?
Title: Re: Just Because........
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on December 18, 2009, 02:34:50 PM
Quote from: He Man on December 18, 2009, 02:26:55 PM
What about a leprechaun?

I'd keep him in the basement in a cage and only let him out on St. Patrick's day to bring me beers.



I think you're the right height-how do you look in a green suit?
Title: Re: Just Because........
Post by: hooligan machinist on December 18, 2009, 04:54:11 PM
 HOLY DAMN!!
Did this thread get jacked or what??


;D
Title: Re: Just Because........
Post by: He Man on December 20, 2009, 09:19:25 AM
Quote from: MrIncredible on December 18, 2009, 02:34:50 PM
I think you're the right height-how do you look in a green suit?


stay away from me. >:(
Title: Re: Just Because........
Post by: ducpainter on December 20, 2009, 10:01:05 AM
Quote from: He Man on December 20, 2009, 09:19:25 AM

stay away from me. >:(
Uncle Dave isn't that scary.
Title: Re: Just Because........
Post by: somegirl on December 20, 2009, 01:44:29 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on December 20, 2009, 10:01:05 AM
Uncle Dave isn't that scary.

No he's really not...

(http://www.stitchesnink.com/sleeping.jpg)

Just don't look at his eyes. [cheeky]

(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff194/hires_melissa_photos/dimby_redux/IMG_0415.jpg)
Title: Re: Just Because........
Post by: TiNi on December 20, 2009, 01:47:38 PM
Quote from: somegirl on December 20, 2009, 01:44:29 PM
No he's really not...


[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

he's going to make a good dad  :)
Title: Re: Just Because........
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on December 21, 2009, 09:54:15 AM
Quote from: somegirl on December 20, 2009, 01:44:29 PM
No he's really not...

(http://www.stitchesnink.com/sleeping.jpg)


FYI, that carebear is three feet tall.
Title: Re: Just Because........
Post by: ducpainter on December 21, 2009, 01:07:45 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on December 21, 2009, 09:54:15 AM
FYI, that carebear is three feet tall.
No...

It's really not. ;D
Title: Re: Just Because........
Post by: TiNi on December 21, 2009, 01:45:22 PM
proof that care bear is not 3FT tall
or
proof that mrinc is not the only scary giant

(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff194/hires_melissa_photos/dimby/DSCN0062.jpg?t=1261438777)
Title: Re: Just Because........
Post by: ducpainter on December 21, 2009, 01:46:53 PM
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on December 21, 2009, 01:45:22 PM
proof that care bear is not 3FT tall
or
proof that mrinc is not the only scary giant

(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff194/hires_melissa_photos/dimby/DSCN0062.jpg?t=1261438777)
proof the care bear is a slut...
Title: Re: Just Because........
Post by: TiNi on December 21, 2009, 01:53:23 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on December 21, 2009, 01:46:53 PM
proof the care bear is a slut...

that you let your son play with too [laugh]
Title: Re: Just Because........
Post by: ducpainter on December 21, 2009, 01:55:18 PM
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on December 21, 2009, 01:53:23 PM
that you let your son play with too [laugh]
He's a ladies man...


He's not scared either. ;D
Title: Re: Just Because........
Post by: Monsterlover on December 21, 2009, 02:46:38 PM
[laugh]

whore bear

[laugh]
Title: Re: Just Because........
Post by: DesmoDiva on December 21, 2009, 03:11:58 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on December 21, 2009, 01:46:53 PM
proof the care bear is a slut...

Quote from: Monsterlover on December 21, 2009, 02:46:38 PM
[laugh]

whore bear

[laugh]

You guys just made my day!!   [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Just Because........
Post by: Monsterlover on December 21, 2009, 03:38:50 PM
;D