This kid is my hero.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xQajtanQ2jk/SzAv6oWMRYI/AAAAAAAABkw/y0ESlJepHUY/s1600-h/58kXI.jpg (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xQajtanQ2jk/SzAv6oWMRYI/AAAAAAAABkw/y0ESlJepHUY/s1600-h/58kXI.jpg)
"what are you gonna do? tell mom and dad i uploaded your dick sucking list to facebook? go ahead."
[clap] [evil]
That's awesome [clap]
Props to her bro I say!
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
oh thats make the beast with two backsing great, ultimate win ;D
awesome!
Ahahahahahaha totally PWND!!!!
Quote from: ZLTFUL on December 23, 2009, 05:44:52 AM
"what are you gonna do? tell mom and dad i uploaded your dick sucking list to facebook? go ahead."
[clap] [evil]
Def. a phrase to Quote!! [cheeky]
i found that most hilarious, and I'm not even Asian!
With advertising like that she's gonna need a few more sheets of paper soon!
Kids. [clap]
(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k445/majmontana/humor.jpg)
[evil] [laugh]
Amazing.
Dear Asian Parents:
While I know it is little consolation to discover, after finding out that one of your daughters has the makings of a great alcoholic, that at least your other daughter is a whore; however, I hope you take comfort in the fact that you have produced some hilarious children.
Kind Regards,
The Internet
Quote from: il d00d on December 23, 2009, 09:25:33 AM
Dear Asian Parents:
While I know it is little consolation to discover, after finding out that one of your daughters son has the makings of a great alcoholic, that at least your other daughter is a whore; however, I hope you take comfort in the fact that you have produced some hilarious children.
Kind Regards,
The Internet
Fixed it for ya. ;D
"i <3 facebook like you <3 cock"
Makes me giggle every time.
Quote from: ZLTFUL on December 23, 2009, 11:08:15 AM
"i <3 facebook like you <3 cock"
Makes me giggle every time.
Tee - hee - hee!
[cheeky]
I learned early in my teen years that lists of anything other than shopping are always a bad idea.
thankfully my lesson wasn't as painful as that little tramp's.
Quote from: Privateer on December 23, 2009, 12:04:19 PM
I learned early in my teen years that lists of anything other than shopping are always a bad idea.
thankfully my lesson wasn't as painful as that little tramp's.
Exactly. Never put on paper what you don't want everyone to know.
Jebus! I can't think that ends well for either of them.
[laugh]
[clap]
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
finding this on the internet made coming to work today totally worth it
[clap]
Did you guys see the other ones on the page? There's some seriously funny shit on there......
http://www.lolfbmoments.com/?cat=3&paged=3 (http://www.lolfbmoments.com/?cat=3&paged=3)
Specially the eHarmony one http://www.lolfbmoments.com/?p=132 (http://www.lolfbmoments.com/?p=132)
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Quote from: preynoso on December 24, 2009, 10:05:24 AM
Did you guys see the other ones on the page? There's some seriously funny shit on there......
http://www.lolfbmoments.com/?cat=3&paged=3 (http://www.lolfbmoments.com/?cat=3&paged=3)
Specially the eHarmony one http://www.lolfbmoments.com/?p=132 (http://www.lolfbmoments.com/?p=132)
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
For some reason this one made me cackle [laugh]
http://www.lolfbmoments.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/fbmoment3.jpg (http://www.lolfbmoments.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/fbmoment3.jpg)
the original post and the eharmony entries were hilarious. Couple of the others cracked me up as well. Reading the Fredsters party one in particular sticks out because it was like watching Mikey call the answering machine again and again and again - just pathetic.
Quote from: Privateer on December 23, 2009, 12:04:19 PM
I learned early in my teen years that lists of anything other than shopping are always a bad idea.
thankfully my lesson wasn't as painful as that little tramp's.
well at least she's organized...
...to a fault [evil]
Ryan, thanks to you I read all 62 pages of those!
[laugh]
i cna't stop reading these.
they are awful, but i keep laughing. [laugh]
So, her deadline to do all of this is 4/2010?! ??? D*mn!!
I'm trying to figure out prostitot language..
Does V-card=Valentine's day card??
I also saw another acronym on the left??
Quote from: IZ on December 27, 2009, 06:30:08 PM
Does V-card=Valentine's day card??
[laugh]
Assuming you're serious, v-card meant she was planning on getting rid of that pesky virginity.
Quote from: swampduc on December 27, 2009, 06:32:58 PM
[laugh]
Assuming you're serious, v-card meant she was planning on getting rid of that pesky virginity.
;D
ok, finding out on FB your onenight stand is pregnant... not cool
http://www.lolfbmoments.com/?p=1581 (http://www.lolfbmoments.com/?p=1581)
Quote from: NAKID on December 26, 2009, 03:01:37 PM
Ryan, thanks to you I read all 62 pages of those!
[laugh]
Anything I can do to make the time easier for those of us who have to work during the holidays or for those stuck with in-laws.
I feel bad for Russel. It appears he did an awesome job of eating her out, but he gets only a kiss in return.
Why is Larrel the only one who qualifies for a titty bang?
Quote from: Travman on December 28, 2009, 03:38:32 PM
I feel bad for Russel. It appears he did an awesome job of eating her out, but he gets only a kiss in return.
Why is Larrel the only one who qualifies for a titty bang?
maybe russell is just a giving type of person.
maybe larrel is is the only one who requested the titty bang. and without getting too graphic, she's asian, maybe he's the only one that was sized properly to be able to have it work properly...
lol!
Quote from: KnightofNi on December 29, 2009, 04:41:43 AM
maybe larrel is is the only one who requested the titty bang. and without getting too graphic, she's asian, maybe he's the only one that was sized properly to be able to have it work properly...
I think you are on the right track. I too was thinking she has smaller sized breasts and Larrel was smart enough to let her know he prefers smaller chested women (he probably doesn't really have a preference). So she feels more comfortable going topless with him. She will probably keep her push-up bra on while messing around with the rest of the guys.
Quote from: Travman on December 28, 2009, 03:38:32 PM
I feel bad for Russel. It appears he did an awesome job of eating her out, but he gets only a kiss in return.
Why is Larrel the only one who qualifies for a titty bang?
Tubes - Sushi Girl. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mf81C9CJrQ#normal)
^
WTH
Quote from: Monsterlover on December 30, 2009, 06:07:07 AM
^
WTH
you gotta read the lyrics.
tubes were the masters of double entendre
Quote from: Monsterlover on December 30, 2009, 06:07:07 AM
^
WTH
Yeah, that was really painful to watch. I couldn't finish it.
Quote from: Travman on December 30, 2009, 07:30:12 AM
Yeah, that was really painful to watch. I couldn't finish it.
+111
Quote from: Travman on December 30, 2009, 07:30:12 AM
Yeah, that was really painful to watch. I couldn't finish it.
you are obviously too young to have enjoyed the 80s!! ROFL
but it is pretty racist -- all the silly asian female stereotypes, i can't believe they have him getting a massage in it.. rofl..
but the point is, sushi tastes good.
Quote from: ducatiz on December 30, 2009, 08:09:25 AM
you are obviously too young to have enjoyed the 80s!! ROFL
but it is pretty racist -- all the silly asian female stereotypes, i can't believe they have him getting a massage in it.. rofl..
but the point is, sushi tastes good.
I am old enough and that was one of the worst Tubes' songs I've ever heard.
But on the same subject how about The Vapors' "Turning Japanese" for stereotyping a culture.
http://www.youtube.com/v/kWAwrMFtSvM&hl=en_US&fs=1 (http://www.youtube.com/v/kWAwrMFtSvM&hl=en_US&fs=1)
It was a metaphor for masturbation and I won't defend Japan on that. Rofl
Quote from: swampduc on December 27, 2009, 06:32:58 PM
[laugh]
Assuming you're serious, v-card meant she was planning on getting rid of that pesky virginity.
Thanks. I didn't want to admit I was so out of it as not to know what that stood for.
Quote from: Travman on December 29, 2009, 09:37:16 AM
I think you are on the right track. I too was thinking she has smaller sized breasts and Larrel was smart enough to let her know he prefers smaller chested women (he probably doesn't really have a preference). So she feels more comfortable going topless with him. She will probably keep her push-up bra on while messing around with the rest of the guys.
I think my earlier thinking has to be wrong. She can't be small chested because it is impossible to do a proper titty f#ck without adequate sized breasts.
Quote from: Travman on December 30, 2009, 10:20:51 AM
I think my earlier thinking has to be wrong. She can't be small chested because it is impossible to do a proper titty f#ck without adequate sized breasts.
then maybe he's the only one who tried. the others realized it was futile.
Quote from: Travman on December 30, 2009, 10:20:51 AM
I think my earlier thinking has to be wrong. She can't be small chested because it is impossible to do a proper titty f#ck without adequate sized breasts.
paint nipples on her ass cheeks
Quote from: ducatiz on December 30, 2009, 10:30:13 AM
paint nipples on her ass cheeks
Hahahahahahahahahaha [clap]
Gotta try that! Good excuse to end up coming in through the back door....
I thought this one was pretty hilarious. [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
(http://www.lolfbmoments.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/FINALS-ARE-OVER1.jpg)
Quote from: preynoso on December 30, 2009, 12:29:03 PM
Hahahahahahahahahaha [clap]
Gotta try that! Good excuse to end up coming in through the back door....
Uh, seen an email like that somewhere.... didn't work so well. [puke]
I want to point out that besides the sluttiness of it, the girl with the list made some very good goals using the SMART system. Specific, Measurable, Attainable, Realistic, and Timely.
So +1 to her for assimilating so soon into corporate America.
wouldn't attainable and realistic be the same thing?
Quote from: Travman on December 30, 2009, 07:30:12 AM
Yeah, that was really painful to watch. I couldn't finish it.
That's what Larrel said
Quote from: Monsterlover on December 31, 2009, 03:04:49 PM
wouldn't attainable and realistic be the same thing?
A fine distinction, I suppose.
Corporate interpretation:
Attainable - We can come up with the New Whizbang Gismo with 25% of our R&D budget this year.
Realistic - Probably not realistic to spend that much.
Quote from: Privateer on December 31, 2009, 02:42:14 PM
I want to point out that besides the sluttiness of it, the girl with the list made some very good goals using the SMART system. Specific, Measurable, Attainable, Realistic, and Timely.
So +1 to her for assimilating so soon into corporate America.
This is gold!