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Title: Mechaphiles Unite! (No Transformer)(Maybe NSFW?) Post by: TCK! on May 28, 2008, 02:08:13 PM (http://www.closeronline.co.uk/Assets/Image/080519_sexwithcar_lead.jpg)
Full Story Link Here (http://www.closeronline.co.uk/RealLife/Reallifestories/sex-with-car.aspx?dateonline=Monday%2019%20May%202008) Quote I have sex with my car! Monday 19 May 2008 Like many men, Jordan Witham is obsessed with his car. But while most boy racers would draw the line at a wax and polish, his obsession has gone into overdrive. The 20 year old is in love with his Volkswagen Beetle – and has been having sex with it for four years So yeah... just when you think things couldn't get stranger... I didn't think it was real until I saw the "other photo" but I'm not sure what the DMF rules are regarding linking to quasi-pornographic images (Yes Doesn't Read Terms of Service) Title: Re: Mechaphiles Unite! (No Transformer)(Maybe NSFW?) Post by: silvy1200 on May 28, 2008, 02:21:37 PM silly kid! you can't have sex with a CAR! now my duc, that's a different story. [cheeky]
Title: Re: Mechaphiles Unite! (No Transformer)(Maybe NSFW?) Post by: wbeck257 on May 28, 2008, 02:21:52 PM What "other photo" ... ?
Anyways... my reaction to the story is as follows: Hmm.. Well, okay. And my favorite response: "Could be worse — he could be having sex with Escorts." Title: Re: Mechaphiles Unite! (No Transformer)(Maybe NSFW?) Post by: TCK! on May 28, 2008, 02:24:42 PM What "other photo" ... ? Picture this... Green english country side, man in lingerie, Range Rover, Tail pipe, and "tail pipe plug"Title: Re: Mechaphiles Unite! (No Transformer)(Maybe NSFW?) Post by: powerhammer on May 28, 2008, 03:00:22 PM Carbon Buildup > STD's.
Title: Re: Mechaphiles Unite! (No Transformer)(Maybe NSFW?) Post by: Jobu on May 28, 2008, 03:03:56 PM If the car was running would that be a blowjob? [laugh]
Title: Re: Mechaphiles Unite! (No Transformer)(Maybe NSFW?) Post by: derby on May 28, 2008, 03:24:20 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5sOCEUpGZI
Title: Re: Mechaphiles Unite! (No Transformer)(Maybe NSFW?) Post by: Grampa on May 28, 2008, 03:27:14 PM milf
(http://eslpod.com/eslpod_blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/mother_car.jpg) Title: Re: Mechaphiles Unite! (No Transformer)(Maybe NSFW?) Post by: Latinbalar on May 29, 2008, 05:03:31 AM Umm i guess you didn't read the full article, He bought a "guy" car and is experimenting with gay sex. thats it im out of this post.
Title: Re: Mechaphiles Unite! (No Transformer)(Maybe NSFW?) Post by: TCK! on May 29, 2008, 05:16:20 AM Just FYI, someone on BARF found his myspace account... he's totally legit, real guy.. hahaha
Title: Re: Mechaphiles Unite! (No Transformer)(Maybe NSFW?) Post by: Adam in TX on May 29, 2008, 08:42:05 AM figures... lives in missouri.
Title: Re: Mechaphiles Unite! (No Transformer)(Maybe NSFW?) Post by: Kaveh on May 29, 2008, 10:56:00 AM (http://www.closeronline.co.uk/Assets/Image/080519_sexwithcar_lead.jpg) Does anyone else find it interesting that the guy is wearing an orange jacket ;) I bet that guy is wearing white boots in that pic [laugh] Title: Re: Mechaphiles Unite! (No Transformer)(Maybe NSFW?) Post by: ODrides on May 29, 2008, 11:04:06 AM The poor car looks so ashamed!
Title: Re: Mechaphiles Unite! (No Transformer)(Maybe NSFW?) Post by: Grampa on May 29, 2008, 11:13:43 AM Does anyone else find it interesting that the guy is wearing an orange jacket ;) I bet that guy is wearing white boots in that pic [laugh] if you google "orange jacket" and click on the image section, notice anything on page 2? Title: Re: Mechaphiles Unite! (No Transformer)(Maybe NSFW?) Post by: CairnsDuc on May 29, 2008, 12:55:35 PM But for the love god........A friggin Beetle! So how does that work when you take your friends for a ride? Because I must admit to having sex with the wife (As you do) but I have never tried to carry 4 friends in her to the movies.... Although DVDA springs to mind..... Title: Re: Mechaphiles Unite! (No Transformer)(Maybe NSFW?) Post by: powerhammer on May 29, 2008, 12:59:50 PM if you google "orange jacket" and click on the image section, notice anything on page 2? good find. Title: Re: Mechaphiles Unite! (No Transformer)(Maybe NSFW?) Post by: TCK! on May 29, 2008, 01:03:11 PM Just FYI...
Here's his myspace: http://www.myspace.com/dragvdub Title: Re: Mechaphiles Unite! (No Transformer)(Maybe NSFW?) Post by: powerhammer on May 29, 2008, 02:20:45 PM ok stop that. no more antagonistic shenanigans out of you mister. [leo]
Title: Re: Mechaphiles Unite! (No Transformer)(Maybe NSFW?) Post by: NAKID on May 29, 2008, 03:54:41 PM WTH is with the two beetles make the beast with two backsing and Hitler in a lowrider?
Title: Re: Mechaphiles Unite! (No Transformer)(Maybe NSFW?) Post by: PizzaMonster on May 29, 2008, 09:01:21 PM Quote If I’ve just been driving her, I have to wait for the exhaust pipe to cool down before I have sex. Well at least he's a sensible sort................ [cheeky] |