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QuoteI have sex with my car!
Monday 19 May 2008
Like many men, Jordan Witham is obsessed with his car. But while most boy racers would draw the line at a wax and polish, his obsession has gone into overdrive.
The 20 year old is in love with his Volkswagen Beetle â€" and has been having sex with it for four years
So yeah... just when you think things couldn't get stranger... I didn't think it was real until I saw the "other photo" but I'm not sure what the DMF rules are regarding linking to quasi-pornographic images (Yes Doesn't Read Terms of Service)
silly kid! you can't have sex with a CAR! now my duc, that's a different story. [cheeky]
What "other photo" ... ?
Anyways... my reaction to the story is as follows:
Hmm.. Well, okay.
And my favorite response:
"Could be worse â€" he could be having sex with Escorts."
Quote from: wbeck257 on May 28, 2008, 03:21:52 PM
What "other photo" ... ?
Picture this... Green english country side, man in lingerie, Range Rover, Tail pipe, and "tail pipe plug"
Carbon Buildup > STD's.
If the car was running would that be a blowjob? [laugh]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5sOCEUpGZI
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Umm i guess you didn't read the full article, He bought a "guy" car and is experimenting with gay sex. thats it im out of this post.
Just FYI, someone on BARF found his myspace account... he's totally legit, real guy.. hahaha
figures... lives in missouri.
Quote from: TCK! on May 28, 2008, 03:08:13 PM
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Does anyone else find it
interesting that the guy is wearing an orange jacket ;)
I bet that guy is wearing white boots in that pic [laugh]
The poor car looks so ashamed!
Quote from: pt33 on May 29, 2008, 11:56:00 AM
Does anyone else find it interesting that the guy is wearing an orange jacket ;)
I bet that guy is wearing white boots in that pic [laugh]
if you google "orange jacket" and click on the image section, notice anything on page 2?
But for the love god........A friggin Beetle!
So how does that work when you take your friends for a ride?
Because I must admit to having sex with the wife (As you do) but I have never tried to carry 4 friends in her to the movies....
Although DVDA springs to mind.....
Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2008, 12:13:43 PM
if you google "orange jacket" and click on the image section, notice anything on page 2?
good find.
Just FYI...
Here's his myspace: http://www.myspace.com/dragvdub
ok stop that. no more antagonistic shenanigans out of you mister. [leo]
WTH is with the two beetles make the beast with two backsing and Hitler in a lowrider?
QuoteIf I've just been driving her, I have to wait for the exhaust pipe to cool down before I have sex.
Well at least he's a sensible sort................ [cheeky]