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Title: Human Motorcycle ramp-OUCH
Post by: LowThudd on January 04, 2010, 10:10:25 AM
He probably won't attempt again. ;D

Idiot - Human Motorcycle Ramp - Yes You Heard (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1NdYWfLnYo&NR=1#normal)


Title: Re: Human Motorcycle ramp-OUCH
Post by: Goat_Herder on January 04, 2010, 10:30:54 AM
yup, it turned out exactly how I imagined.  Idiot!


Title: Re: Human Motorcycle ramp-OUCH
Post by: Slide Panda on January 04, 2010, 10:54:25 AM
I expected pain, which there was. It just didn't manifest in my predicted manner... Either way... Really? Dumbass


Title: Re: Human Motorcycle ramp-OUCH
Post by: Chucko9-696 on January 04, 2010, 11:11:18 AM
Ya just cant fix stupid [drink]


Title: Re: Human Motorcycle ramp-OUCH
Post by: Adamm0621 on January 04, 2010, 12:24:57 PM
Technology has progressed to the point where society has begun to regress, intellectually that is.  It makes for good entertainment.   [popcorn] 


Title: Re: Human Motorcycle ramp-OUCH
Post by: deepak8612 on January 04, 2010, 01:05:30 PM
fantastic. longstanding opinion - if you want to do something that will potentially kill you, by all means go ahead and commit to it all the way. makes for fantastic entertainment. gotta love youtube.. [thumbsup] [thumbsup] [thumbsup] [thumbsup]


Title: Re: Human Motorcycle ramp-OUCH
Post by: Raux on January 04, 2010, 01:10:18 PM
wow the front wheel went over, but the rear nailed him. but the bike still caught some good air  [thumbsup]


Title: Re: Human Motorcycle ramp-OUCH
Post by: DucHead on January 04, 2010, 01:28:20 PM
That should be repeated using his (and all his relatives') genitalia.


Title: Re: Human Motorcycle ramp-OUCH
Post by: grandpa nate on January 04, 2010, 01:38:29 PM
just more proof that natural selection does not work fast enough


Title: Re: Human Motorcycle ramp-OUCH
Post by: fastwin on January 04, 2010, 02:42:59 PM
just more proof that natural selection does not work fast enough

Got that sh@t right! [clap]


Title: Re: Human Motorcycle ramp-OUCH
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on January 04, 2010, 02:47:33 PM
just more proof that natural selection does not work fast enough

Perfect name for a motorcycle company though.

"Natural Selection"


Title: Re: Human Motorcycle ramp-OUCH
Post by: hackers2r on January 04, 2010, 03:53:21 PM
What a moron.  But you had it right, we are getting some GREAT entertainment out of it.


Title: Re: Human Motorcycle ramp-OUCH
Post by: Grampa on January 04, 2010, 06:42:58 PM
Travis would have cleared the guy


Title: Re: Human Motorcycle ramp-OUCH
Post by: kopfjäger on January 04, 2010, 06:44:51 PM
"Hold my beer, watch this."


Title: Re: Human Motorcycle ramp-OUCH
Post by: Grampa on January 04, 2010, 06:49:34 PM
imagine if he had rotated his body to the right, so the ramp was in-line with his body   [laugh]


Title: Re: Human Motorcycle ramp-OUCH
Post by: kopfjäger on January 04, 2010, 06:52:17 PM
imagine if he had rotated his body to the right, so the ramp was in-line with his body   [laugh]

I think that would have worked better, actually.


Title: Re: Human Motorcycle ramp-OUCH
Post by: Grampa on January 04, 2010, 06:53:29 PM
a dunlop enima   [laugh]


Title: Re: Human Motorcycle ramp-OUCH
Post by: LowThudd on January 04, 2010, 06:55:54 PM
I'm not so sure there is ANY better way to do that. Or worse for that matter.


Title: Re: Human Motorcycle ramp-OUCH
Post by: Raux on January 04, 2010, 08:48:51 PM
suppose had they used a decent ramp instead of a 2x4 they would have pulled it off.


Title: Re: Human Motorcycle ramp-OUCH
Post by: LowThudd on January 04, 2010, 09:03:11 PM
suppose had they used a decent ramp instead of a 2x4 they would have pulled it off.

500 pounds at 30+ MPH. I doubt that would have made much of a difference. Would have hurt him, just maybe not quite as bad. I guess you could say that's better. :D


Title: Re: Human Motorcycle ramp-OUCH
Post by: The Bearded Duc on January 04, 2010, 10:37:18 PM
There's stupid and then there's this....what's amazing is that I'm sure he volunteered!

Before the attempt....."oh yeah, that would be so cool"

After the attempt....."man I'm dumb"


Title: Re: Human Motorcycle ramp-OUCH
Post by: LowThudd on January 05, 2010, 12:37:17 AM
Here's another won't do again.

Stupid Motorcycle Rider (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnYCn0gNdf4#normal)


Title: Re: Human Motorcycle ramp-OUCH
Post by: fastwin on January 05, 2010, 05:30:46 AM
just more proof that natural selection does not work fast enough

This deserves repeating after that last youtube vid...  [bang] [popcorn]


Title: Re: Human Motorcycle ramp-OUCH
Post by: r_ciao on January 05, 2010, 10:00:29 AM
those are we call "sh!t for brains"


Title: Re: Human Motorcycle ramp-OUCH
Post by: Spidey on January 05, 2010, 10:09:37 AM
Someone's gotta be in the first percentile.  Awesome.


Title: Re: Human Motorcycle ramp-OUCH
Post by: Arimaul on January 05, 2010, 10:10:31 AM
I guess he couldn't go twice as fast.


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