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Title: Holy Frozen Butt-Wipes Batman!!!
Post by: Adamm0621 on January 05, 2010, 12:27:31 PM
Yea... so apparently if you leave the diaper bag in the car when it's really make the beast with two backsing cold outside, and then you try to change your baby's diaper, you end up with a solid block of frozen butt wipes, and are left with nothing to use to get the shit off of your kid's butt.  Quite inconvenient when you're trying to run errands.  [bang] [bang]
Title: Re: Holy Frozen Butt-Wipes Batman!!!
Post by: NAKID on January 05, 2010, 12:37:26 PM
BTDT...
Title: Re: Holy Frozen Butt-Wipes Batman!!!
Post by: CMDRDAVE on January 05, 2010, 12:52:30 PM
That's what socks are for. . .
Title: Re: Holy Frozen Butt-Wipes Batman!!!
Post by: JEFF_H on January 05, 2010, 12:59:39 PM
that child is probably happy you were unable to use almost frozen wipes on its tender bits
Title: Re: Holy Frozen Butt-Wipes Batman!!!
Post by: The Architect on January 05, 2010, 03:09:47 PM
Use of frozen wipes now = tough kid later. 


I have a hard time getting my kids to wear their coats outside.  When temps are in the teens or lower do they cooperate. 
Title: Re: Holy Frozen Butt-Wipes Batman!!!
Post by: TiNi on January 05, 2010, 03:16:16 PM
Quote from: JEFF_H on January 05, 2010, 12:59:39 PM
that child is probably happy you were unable to use almost frozen wipes on its tender bits

i was thinkin' the same thing  :-\
Title: Re: Holy Frozen Butt-Wipes Batman!!!
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on January 05, 2010, 05:53:18 PM
Quote from: JEFF_H on January 05, 2010, 12:59:39 PM
that child is probably happy you were unable to use almost frozen wipes on its tender bits

Pffft-in my day we had frozen butt wipes *and* frozen diapers, but did we complain?
Title: Re: Holy Frozen Butt-Wipes Batman!!!
Post by: ducatiz on January 05, 2010, 05:57:08 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on January 05, 2010, 05:53:18 PM
Pffft-in my day we had frozen butt wipes *and* frozen diapers, but did we complain?

ohhhh you had it easy, in my day we only had leaves and cardboard... and we were happy with it!
Title: Re: Holy Frozen Butt-Wipes Batman!!!
Post by: KnightofNi on January 05, 2010, 06:45:59 PM
easy solution to this...kid learns to potty early on.  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Holy Frozen Butt-Wipes Batman!!!
Post by: Big Troubled Bear on January 05, 2010, 09:33:27 PM
At least the cold will stop the butt burn ;D
Title: Re: Holy Frozen Butt-Wipes Batman!!!
Post by: Raux on January 05, 2010, 09:35:51 PM
get burlap diapers and vodka based wipes  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Holy Frozen Butt-Wipes Batman!!!
Post by: Oldfisti on January 06, 2010, 01:27:09 AM
Quote from: Raux on January 05, 2010, 09:35:51 PM
get burlap diapers and vodka based wipes  [thumbsup]


That's what DP was raised on.


He turned out normal.


[roll]                                 ;D
Title: Re: Holy Frozen Butt-Wipes Batman!!!
Post by: Adamm0621 on January 06, 2010, 12:15:40 PM
Quote from: Raux on January 05, 2010, 09:35:51 PM
get burlap diapers and vodka based wipes  [thumbsup]

I would but I already have to use the burlap bags for when we forget to wash his clothes, and the vodka for when he won't take his naps.   ;)
Title: Re: Holy Frozen Butt-Wipes Batman!!!
Post by: Raux on January 06, 2010, 07:38:08 PM
alcohol wipes don't freeze
Title: Re: Holy Frozen Butt-Wipes Batman!!!
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on January 06, 2010, 08:37:54 PM
Quote from: Raux on January 06, 2010, 07:38:08 PM
alcohol wipes don't freeze

Sure they do.
Title: Re: Holy Frozen Butt-Wipes Batman!!!
Post by: Adamm0621 on January 07, 2010, 03:28:12 AM
They are alcohol free wipes... better for his tushy.  ;)
Title: Re: Holy Frozen Butt-Wipes Batman!!!
Post by: triangleforge on January 07, 2010, 10:47:23 AM
Quote from: Raux on January 06, 2010, 07:38:08 PM
alcohol wipes don't freeze

And even if they didn't, a dose of sub freezing rubbing alcohol there could lead to issues so deep that no amount of therapy could ever work 'em out.
Title: Re: Holy Frozen Butt-Wipes Batman!!!
Post by: KnightofNi on January 07, 2010, 11:29:23 AM
Quote from: triangleforge on January 07, 2010, 10:47:23 AM
And even if they didn't, a dose of sub freezing rubbing alcohol there could lead to issues so deep that no amount of therapy could ever work 'em out.

chances are if a kid is young enough to need diapers they won't remember the trauma anyways.
Title: Re: Holy Frozen Butt-Wipes Batman!!!
Post by: JEFF_H on January 07, 2010, 12:02:53 PM
he's 14
Title: Re: Holy Frozen Butt-Wipes Batman!!!
Post by: KnightofNi on January 07, 2010, 02:35:54 PM
Quote from: JEFF_H on January 07, 2010, 12:02:53 PM
he's 14


well then you have bigger problems to worry about.