Ducati Monster Forum

Are two words not enough?

No way, two is fine!!

Are you sure about that?

Not feeling very verbose, LYD?

Why aren't you in Austin?

like haiku but for sissies

It's always due to work!

Little yellow duc is not!  :'(

Is that your Yoda impersonation?

Why, you don't like Yoda?

Now look what you've done! [roll]

What, I didn't do anything!

these
threads
are
killin
me!! [laugh]

Please don't die on us!!  ;D

Death's a state of mind.

"Two Words" thread is better.

I would agree with you!

This five words thread rocks.

Something about "subject-object-verb".

With some articles added in.

Or maybe some cool prepositions.

Putting bike back together tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  [thumbsup]


I know, this is cool!!!!!

Are you visiting Randy soon?

I have to call him??

If not this weekend, next!

I have plans for tomorrow.

BBQ at a friends house  8)

DRINK  [drink] DRINK  [drink] DRINK  [drink] DRINK  [drink] DRINK  [drink] 

I've got something to say...

LSD Hill Country trips RULE!!!!!!!!!

The bike is finaly finished!!

Check out the new thread!!

Welcome back, Little Yellow Duck!!!

the Puggle Pod has arrived :o  [moto]  [thumbsup]

2008 Fall Hill Country Ride     [evil]

he probably already had breakfast

I need a crash pad.

It's just for two days.

Check out the related thread.

Please help me out guys?

Twist my arm... Hiero? MurDuc??

Fall colors, Ducatis, good roads...  [thumbsup]

"2008 Fall Hill Country Ride"

I hope to be there.

Who's gonna do the logo?

I must have the T-Shirt.

really nice ride this morning!

I hate not being there.

We are talking about you...

I think time is fixed [thumbsup]

LSD: Tie-dyed t-shirt background

I'll do Fall ride logo.

well, what's on the menu?

Yummy things (that are) bad for you  [laugh]

You gotta love bad things!!  [evil]

Regional Chili Cook-Off Competition:


The Hill Country Monster Group

vs

The Dallas/Forth Worth Monsters



Place:  The spectacular Koyote Ranch

Time:  Fall, sometime in October?


Plan it - they will come!  [evil]  [evil]  [evil]

Commemorative screen-printed chili bibs  [laugh]

Mmmm... chili AND homebrew  [evil]

Doesn't get better 'n dat  [drink]

Yes, I'm out of control...  ;D

You are on a roll!! [thumbsup]

What a freaking awesome weekend!  ;D

Nobody went down this time!  [thumbsup]

Count me in for fall.

Thanks for the demo rides!  [moto]

Time to go to bed!!

Did George brush his teeth?

Hah!  he is so stupid...

Too tired to brush teeth  :P

Going to bed stinky mouth  [thumbsup]

or...come brush me Will  ;)

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, WHOA!

Wonder if George is sleeping? (http://www.thefobl.com/forums/images/smilies/brushingteeth.gif)

Five yard thread post violation [leo]

Check your word count Lisa  [laugh]

Errr, right:  'Home Brew' then!   [cheeky]

Speaking of Home Brew.... Damn!

We almost drank 35 gallons  [drink] [drink] [drink] [drink] [drink] [drink] [drink] [drink] [drink] [drink] [drink] [drink] [drink] [drink] [drink]

You are lucky 15 "drink"

Icons is divisible by 5  [evil]  [cheeky]

My cell phone works again. [thumbsup]


Hill Country area zapped it.  [drink]


Damn, no calls entire time...  ;)

Not quite awake just yet...

Going for second cuppa joe  [coffee]

Still need 1 more coffee

[coffee] [coffee] [coffee] [coffee] [coffee]

If you filter it through a napkin instead of one of those fancy store bought filters the "good stuff" doesn't get lost.

;D

Loved that good napkin coffee...  ;D

Working from home today, CG?

Working from the office instead  [coffee]

Would've slept if at home... :P

Thursday, warehome noon for tires  [thumbsup]

Thanks David for the Avie.  [moto]

(http://ducatimonsterworldwide.org/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=934;type=avatar)

The ankle grinder is covered!!  [thumbsup]

No pictures, Mindy has camera.

Come to dinner on thursday!!

Oh, you're such a tease [evil]

Oh, you know I am!  [evil]

haha, nice!  you're welcome!

Five yard penalty, four words!

Fixed it for you, david

What happened to this thread?

Lock it at five pages!  [thumbsup]

It's a mighty fine thread [thumbsup]

no way, this thread's cool  ;D

on and on it goes   [popcorn]

...Where it stops NOBODY knows!!!

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

What's everyone up to today?!?

sippin' coffee at the 'bucks  [coffee]

Rode my bicycle to work.  [thumbsup]

Sittin' in a hot warehouse :P

work and then the gym

motorcycle shops take too long

to fix your damn bike!!!

Here's what you're looking for-

http://dallas.craigslist.org/mcy/675826543.html

settling for real life morph (o)(o) [bang]

don't even get LP hookup

or this one.......

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Motorcycles___MOTION-SBK-DUCATI-1098-006-NEW-Low-Res_W0QQitemZ300234040570QQddnZMotorcyclesQQddiZ2283QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item300234040570&

Where's MY S4RS Travel Case?

don't you just feel cheated

Hill country vids, what happened?

I'm on it, but slow.  :-[

That is one tasty ride ;D

Travel Case is so cool.

Comes with carbon fiber forklift.

Up to cooler Flagstaff tomorrow  [thumbsup]

4000 miles in six months. [thumbsup]

7500 maintenance soon, thumbs down

14k maintenance equals mortgage payment

private school payment equals what?

I need a commuter bike

Swanny's got a S4RS FS [thumbsup]

Looking forward to party Saturday [drink] [thumbsup]

Just got home - more tomorrow  [thumbsup]

wait, from where?  i forget...   ???

MEXICO.   >:(  No, I am not bitter.   >:(

that's not what she said...

Margaritas, Pina Coladas, beach, Cozumel  [thumbsup]

Looking forward to July 4th [thumbsup]

Five words is much trickier!

I'm just not that smart  :P

I've nothing more to say  ???

Try the haiku thread... dude.

http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=4484.0

It's 2.5 times two words [thumbsup]

I've had too much fun  ;D

My Dzus fasteners arrived yesterday [thumbsup]

i just dropped a Dzus   [thumbsup]

FOD SEARCH!*

*This will mean NOTHING to you unless you've spent too much time working on military aircraft.

Oh no, not this again.

Nowhere close to five words :P

15yd penalty, loss of down  [cheeky]

"15yd" is two words.  [cheeky]

Is it "fix or repair daily"?

Foreign Object Damage is three...

SEARCH is a word also...

IF you're doing it right  [evil]

*Does an asterisk count? ...no?   ...?   ;D

 [bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon]

Now I have fifty posts!

The DFWM is just over 200 posts away from hitting the 10,000 post mark [thumbsup]

Um, that's sooo a violation.  [roll]

I agree, too many words.

what were you thinking man   [bang]   [laugh]

What we have hea-ay,

is a failure to communicate.

I don't know, I just...

There, fixed it for ya

107261 Posts in 6417 Topics

Todays forecast calls for rain  :'(

No rain where I am!!

what were you thinking of?

Otherwise its to DAMN HOT [bang]

 8) Rain might cool things off  [thumbsup]

30 percent not bad odds

Need to try new CoolVest  [thumbsup]

rain might humid things up :P

This is what Im fearing

 :D Fear's a state of mind  :D

 ;) Rain's a state of being  ;)

 ;D Texas is Lone Star State  ;)

 ??? Not sure where humid fits?  ???

Life's a State of Frenzy [laugh]

Life's better than the alternative.

 [wine] La Dolce Vita - Ho Fame !  [wine]

Every day above ground's good [thumbsup]

What's wrong with 2000 posts?

that they are not mine?

cdc

4am wake up call sucks!!!

So, not a booty call? [cheeky]

Capitol Pub fun last night [thumbsup]

i bought a new bike

oh no you did not

We had a sneaky suspicion [evil]

Well, it's not really "new"

it's just new to me

Let me guess a 1098?

No, it's an old Hodaka!  [thumbsup]

Could he be that cool?!? [cheeky]

The "Super Combat Wombat" ROCKS!!!

Hmmm, who killed Count Puggula?


(http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=1211;type=avatar)

i'm really not that cool

You will be with 1098 [thumbsup] [moto]

hmmm maybe........maybe someda dude

C'mon, what did you buy?

You probably lost over half the board with that reference. Still one of the coolest bike names ever! [thumbsup] [moto]

"Super Combat Wombat"?? - Star Wars?!?!?!?

3 weeks to get mybikeshippedwtf?!?!?!!??

that is 5 words right?

oh yes i did too

NOooooo!
"Hodaka Super Combat Wombat"

(http://www.grubinandcompany.com/i//tn_12-27-07_013.jpg)

GREAT BIKES. COOL history:  Investigate!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hodaka

(http://www.davedragon.org/pink/duke_hodaka1973.JPG)

Hot yoga instructor came over

Right after you left pub

It was her birthday today

Had a present for her

But had to git home

Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn

Girl Tractor by any chance?

Friend of The Svoloch's friends

She didn't mention a tractor

Nothing about a train either

Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood [thumbsup]

Cafe Brazil... migas, coffee... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm is not a word.

migas are make the beast with two backsing good, though.

Leaving for Taos Friday Morning (http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/animated/anim_35.gif) (http://www.mysmiley.net)

You and Steph have fun.  [thumbsup]

 ;D Gainful employment is a drag!  ;D

For how long my friend?

8 Wonderful days in Paradise  [thumbsup]

I really need a vacation  :(

Why not come to Ohio.

The weather here is perfect.

Riding couldn't be any better.

Excellent roads east and south!

Is it cold in Ohio?

Ony when it's not summer!   [cheeky]

Well that's not gonna work...

I want cold now, DAMMIT  [laugh]

I'd settle for simply warm.

This morning it was 63 at 6 in the morning and is suppose to be a high of 83.  Great for riding.

La La La, Piss off...

What happened to five words?

Don't let me down DLS

The Internet Gods are displeased!

carried away in the moment... ;D

don't let it happen again [leo]

Believed in you all along!

sounds like a disgruntled smurf

Dam, thought we were friends! :o

Todays weather: 60 / 80, Riding!!  [thumbsup]

Dude, that was totally unnecessary  [bang]

Can't use only five words. :P

You are progressing well, grasshopper.  ;)

I need a new Ducati! [moto]

Everyone needs  a new Ducati  [laugh]

Word. Word. Word. Word. Word.

Yep, you're stuck with me :P

Well I guess thats better than being stuck with a non meat eater!!  [laugh]

Meat sticks to your ribs.  [thumbsup]

so i've been thinking a lot lately about economic theories, and what the consequences are of those theories are.  for example, one of the natural consequences of capitalism is that business owners are forced to either innovate or reduce production costs in order to remain competitive.  It's easier to reduce costs than it is innovate, so operational efficiencies are always sought after.  many of those result in the reduction of the larger operational costs, which are people.  that forces retraining into new industries in a lot of cases, but also essentially means that capitalism's natural byproduct is a relatively constant unemployment factor.  This is usually mitigated outside of the economic theory by political efforts, such as welfare, or WPA style efforts.  Another byproduct of capitalism is lessened state control of economic forces.  you see in developing nations trying to mimic capitalism that they fail when they try to maintain control of their own central banks, currency valuations, interest rates, etc.. etc..  capitalism encourages free markets and free trade ( although you can certainly have those in other economic systems, including communism, socialism, etc.. ) 

communism and socialism sought to eradicate this byproduct by assuming greater control of economic forces, but were forced to own and maintain carefully crafted and difficult to implement economic plans ( the various soviet-era and chinese style "5 year plans" and the like ).  this close control of economic forces was difficult to maintain, and discourage free markets and free trade, because they reduced the ability of the central economic managers to control economic forces.  also, industrialization required starting capital to get going, which was difficult to obtain in situations where foreign investment was not rewarded.  subsistence farmers were entrenched, and not motivated to adopt agricultural improvements when their livelihood ( rather their lives ) were at risk.  in europe, industrialization was accomplished by wholesale evictions of peasants from their land and subsistence farming, forcing them to migrate to cities and take industrial jobs.  quite the liberation from the feudal system, and an unpleasant introduction to capitalism.

I suppose it is sort of ok that we mitigate the impact of capitalism with social welfare programs, but since we as a society are sort of loathe to provide that safety valve, are there other economic theories or portions of theories that can be brought to bear on the unpleasant consequences of our economic system?

also, the drive to reduce costs and expand markets has created many more pockets of so-called third-world nations anxious to adopt capitalist tenets and reap the benefit, however, the transition to capitalism from feudal-style economies is tricky, and requires pressures that modern first world economies are quick to condemn, even as we reap the benefits of reduced labor costs from those markets and expand our own market for products into those new markets.  Is there a newer or even a transitional ( as Marx viewed socialism as a transition to pure communism ) economic model that can be used to foster development of these emerging economies/markets in such a way that can smooth that road and pave the way for some of the gentler benefits of the global marketplace ( like not wanting to drop bombs on the place that builds all your microwave ovens )?

just thinkin'....

what thread is this one?

 :( Dude, you need a drink   [drink]  [drink]  [drink]  [drink]  [drink]

 [evil] On second thought, even better

GO HOME - PULL OFF TOWEL  ;D

Economic theories at 20 paces?

High noon - be there, sucka.

This was part of his thesis for his graduate work at the Fastwin School of Longwinded Redundancy. [wine] [bacon]

got that last part right.

Its the 5 paragraph thread  :)

Todays forcast 55 / 83 DRY!!!!  [thumbsup]

 I Sign the lease today. [thumbsup]

Mindy will be here 8/3!!  [thumbsup]  [thumbsup]  [thumbsup]

New tires on the bike [thumbsup]

 [bacon] I got a Full Member  [bacon]

 [moto] Now I need a Ducati  [moto]

 :-\ Work tomorrow ! Time for bed  !! :-\

Was it hard?

Sorry I coudn't help it!

that's what she said ;D

oh......and ...what?

HAHAHA  ;D

(http://pic40.picturetrail.com/VOL363/7371556/20178651/327328506.jpg)

I should have rode today  ???

I rode my duc today!  [thumbsup]

It was raining this morning  >:(

What rain in DFW area??

Ya, I was surprised too.

really hot weekend coming up...

Burrow a hole, sleep in   ;D

Duke agrees!   [thumbsup]

When is Scott coming back?

Getting home computer today, bi*ches!  :-*

Welcome to the modern world [thumbsup]

No more burning your feet  [thumbsup]

It's made by leapfrog and sold at Toys-R-Us...............sssshhhhhhhh.........she'll never know the difference.  Hey, it plays games!

Shit, that wasn't five words  [bang]

 CDC/L'Smart run off together?  ...? 

Usually walk to pool barefoot  [thumbsup]

Hey, I can read Tommy!  [roll]

And post only five words  ;)

Hello my name is Scott

I am a Forum addict !

Hello my name is ***

I am a post addict !

They are in rehab together !

Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance!

Wrong thread, Bucko. Beer Penalty!

Glad someone noticed my absence ;D

Lookout, 21st Century... Bonwilder's ARRIVED [clap]

You were missing?    ???












 ;D

...two words in your post  :-*

If you saw the number of holes dug in my backyard
(Hell the flowerbed is 8" deep of soft freshly-tilled loam with NOTHING alive in it)
-and seen how much Pooper sleeps in them-
You'd have a better understanding burrow a deep hole thing...

<EDIT>   DAMN -now I see the reason for the penalty!  (DOH!)

Okay, I owe Ya' TWO now...   :-[

RichD's got some mad skillz,

Drinkin', Weldin', Ridin', DogLovin', but

counting words ain't his thang... [laugh]

Your generous offer is accepted [drink] [drink]

Off on vacation.  Later, gators   ;D

Have a wonderful, safe vacation!

Don't forget - We need photos [thumbsup]

Helluva good morning to you [thumbsup]

 ;D well and to you too.

The world's fastest post edit [laugh]

Trying to follow the rules.

Almost made a beer foul ;D

Owe you from the last

blew my whistle, noone heard

Who's the official beerfoul scorekeeper?

you post whores are shameless.

There's no shame in shamelessness

Svoloch's had tooooo much caffeine

Isn't he always like this?

are you always like this?

Well, sometimes I'm like that.

Other times I'm like, huh?

Then that turns into, oh.

Sometimes, I get like, oh?

That usually leads to, oh!

Then it gets like !!!!!!!!!

Then I'm usually like zzzzzz.

Do you have anymore questions?

Whats for dinner?

boobies

Let's get back on thread :P

FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL

Is anyone up for lunch?

I'll ride 1098 for food [thumbsup]

Back from airport at 12:30

PM or call for lunch [thumbsup]

 [roll]  ;D  :D  [laugh]  [cheeky]

CUTEST AVATAR EVER Mister TOMMY !!!

Bon Gets some credit too !

I really really really agree! [thumbsup]

that was not five words

fixed it for you dood

gracias senior, is very gooooood

 [laugh] Thanks, Grazie, Merci, Danke, Gracias  [laugh]

Little Shilo is a keeper...

Tommie, Bonnie did something right [thumbsup] [laugh]

At least four somethings right! [thumbsup]

Not talking about the bikes.

I'm humbled by your procreations [thumbsup]

Good times at Lee Harvey's [thumbsup]

Game night, 5kids, enough said!

We are feeling your pain [roll]

no pain man, guitar hero!

puhleeease.  i will own you.

Bring it b*tch - Wed nights!

Morgan's awesome at guitar hero!

I thought I was good and then I played against my daughter  :'(

I know what you mean.  [laugh]

Guitar hero makes me angry.

Just like putt-putt golf.

Some times I throw sh*t.

Not a good example, kids.  [evil]

shhh maybe they wont notice!  8)

Listening to the new Beck

[thumbsup] [thumbsup] [thumbsup] [thumbsup] [thumbsup]

They're like little FBI agents.

Or like Ninjas with radar

My kids dress in black

Find them in my closet

Privacy is a freakin joke! [laugh]

Mine wont even come out of their rooms... sometimes I forget I have any  ;)

What am I doing wrong?

It's the five word thread.

Not the ramble on thread. :P

the boss is home, c-ya!

WOW! You know Bruce Springsteen?!   [thumbsup]

know him?  she's ____d him!!

honestly, she is the boss

so she's like judith light, except with all the power of tony danza?

Not gonna lie,
they've seen some freaky shizzle

come to think of it......I have too :P

oh really?  please, go on...

cant with only five words

that hasn't stopped anyone.... (uhhh...)  dude

Look for a while at the China cat sunflower
Proud walking jingle in the midnight sun
Copper dome bodhi drip a silver kimono
Like a crazy quilt stargown through a dream night wind

that was more than five

wow, i guess you're right

can eat poptarts, and you

without punctuation maybe english good

horses steel horses shine stew

so tie on another post

if you can then do

Steering damper and triple top

or Dainese suit and gloves

safety first, then tasty bits

Wise words my good friend

Good luck on the race

Thanks! It's gonna be rough.

http://www.mtwashingtonbicyclehillclimb.org/mwarbh/page.cfm/About-This-Race

(http://www.northeastcycling.com/Favorite_Climbs_files/Doug_22_Percent_LR.jpg)

Missed you last night... Dude

yet, M was quite entertaining [thumbsup]

the damper is for safety
you already wear full leathers

Everything is for trackdays soon

How's your tattoo healing up?

Just waiting for cooler weather ;D

I think I'm in love...  ;D


with the Sprint 1050 ST.  [moto]


Does that count as "unfaithful"  ???

I miss you too sweety.  :-*



she's the bees knees yo  [thumbsup]



99% healed. no more itching!  ;D

must see new tattoo dude

Cool mountain ride. Too manly !!

It's good to be missed  ;)

Awesome pic, miss the mountains.

ommyta is typing on iphone
 [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

Isn't that Xenu created it?!?

You can love two bikes!   ;)

A bike for every mood [thumbsup]

But will they both love you back??  ;)

not if you can't count

my coffee machine self destructed

Super Duke, how's the project??

Hey Mckraut, where you at??

+1

Did WiWa make it back?!?

one week left before school.  [thumbsup] [moto]

School starts here sept 3rd

What does BLQ stand for?  ???

Gonna be a wet one!

I know....no pool fun   >:(

Big Loud Quack

hmmmmm.......the bike, or Alan?

A Brave Courageous Ducatisti Ever

Fast Going Hellfire Insanely Justified

Kaptain 'L Metastat Never Opinates

Paul Quacks Rather Smartly Today

Unbelieveable Very Wacky Xenu Year

Z BEST -- D M F

 [beer]

nice avatar you got there

Throw me a wrench dude !

Thanks lisa

L'Smart ass gave me that name and it just stuck!

I callum as I seeum ;D

What a stream of consciousness!!!!!!!!!!!

Now, if I only understood :P

Wouldn't have any other way!  [thumbsup]

We miss you down here :-\

I really miss you guys!!

you guys are the best!!

It's just the alphabet Kap'n !

Aaaah, Very clever. Much applause [clap] [clap] [clap]

got no action this morning  ???

No drillin' in the rain ?

Then I better not gloat...

No layin' pipe when wet?  ???

Usually works better when wet  [thumbsup]

Dry drillin is no good  :P


He was talking about forum  [roll]

Ninety
Minutes
Sixteen
Positions...


YOGA !!

I can gloat too Scott  ;D

New tires on truck today!!!  [clap]

Bizzy day, done. Margaritas later [thumbsup]

saw kidz brand new school

Jade's tall az hiz teacher  [laugh]

Morgan said her teacher's old

school's one mile from house

walk 2'school kidz - no'complainin!

kidding! ride the f'in bus!

seriously - nice school! very excited!

It's humid as hell here!

Time to toughen up, kids ;D

nah, it's the short bus

seven posts in succession = RECORD   [thumbsup]

alarm set for 5:30.... make the beast with two backs   [bang]

I should get an award!  ;D

What it be - DFWM peeps?  ;)

I know the feeling, will!  :(

Whadda u want, little lady?  :D

wanted,   five words from Ron

Now compliant with thread topic

easy as one, two, three........

"one, two, five...
Three sir!"

Just wanna throw this down -

I really heart you people(http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/sign/sign0100.gif) (http://www.mysmiley.net)

Alan was totally right on [thumbsup]

"you guys r the best"  :-*

That is never not funny  [laugh]

no coversheet on TPS reports  [bang]

why would you doubt me?  ;D

You didn't get the memo?

I'll get you a copy.

Headed to New Orleans Ducati!

I will post pics later [bacon]

awesome, can't wait to see  [thumbsup]

Pics are up!!!!! Go see!

Please send in triplicate.

Scott please get a life  ;D

Oh, if you only knew... [evil]

Alarm set for 4:50 - dammit  :P

Hey, I pity da foool...

May need a drink soon... :P

Sounds like a good idea.  [drink]

Having a java one now  ;)

I need to toughen up

Just left kids at school

Really want to cry, and

house feels quiet and strange........

Have class all day though,

will be a good distraction.

I'll be home in 20 min  :o  :o  ;D

I'll be here for 1hr!  ;)

get a room, you two

we have one, thanks though  [thumbsup] :-*

so, I saw Jim Gaffigan's stand up routine, and he had some deep questions on marriage:

"why is that when you are single, all you see are married couples, and when you are married, all you see are prostitutes?"

rock on, my philosophical brother...  we can put a man on the moon...  but....

Wishing you a safe weekend... [thumbsup]

I miss my kids today......  :(

five words not five syllables

I love you - smartass husband!  :-*

 [laugh] Butt, rump, derriere, booty, ass  [laugh]

Someone may have a fetish...

 [roll] You took the photo dude !  [thumbsup]

Another word for pirate treasure?

gotta lil captain in ya?

rum rum rum rum butt

I'll take "booty" for $1000

cinco  cuatro  tres  dos  uno

itchy nee son she go

all bikes washed, waxed, covered! [thumbsup] [moto]

1, 2, 3, 4, 5!


lived in japan 1 year!

Gonna be a beautiful day

May not rain on Sunday  [thumbsup]

I really wanted a hurricane

Almost went down to Houston

what'd ya take....1098s....Unimog?

(http://overlandtrucks.com/slag/Sale03.jpg)

Yeah, I'd have to go with the unimog, fo sho....something about a moto in a hurricane just takes the fun outa everything! [thumbsup]

So much for five words... :P

Sorry, DLS, I screwed up! :-\

I'll say.........get it right!

usually always get it right! ;D

close should count for something ;D

horse shoes and hand grenades

...and tactical Nukes too!   [evil]

almost time for morning workout

(http://emoticons4u.com/sport/sport22.gif)   (http://emoticons4u.com/sport/sport23.gif)

Gotta run errands before lunch!

 [moto] Not ALL wanderers are lost !!  [moto]

I absolutely agree with you! [laugh]

Let's here some white noise!

Let's do......why, cuz fu<k'm

Not a racial slur, BTW...

we know what you mean  [thumbsup]

C'mon, let's hear some noyze!

WoW! What a week end  :P :o [roll] [moto] [drink] [thumbsup]

Does that count as five? [cheeky]

well......positive note, tomorrow.......humpday  [thumbsup]

Going home to bed now. [clap] ;D

Cool, we work similar hours

Not every night for me.

Five days a week here  [bang]

I don't wanna be here....

Where do you wanna be?

Guess I needed a laugh.......




(http://pixl8.smugmug.com/photos/291190830_Qrf5F-M.jpg)

Aaaaah, the good old days [thumbsup]

beach, margarita, music, shades, bong

 [laugh] That pic never gets old.

Checkout this walmart ad : Sprayer (http://walmart.ca/wps-portal/storelocator/Canada-HealthAndBeauty.jsp?selection=listingDetails&page=hb&lang=null&assetId=11726&imageId=39726&suggestedItem=&priceType=1&page=null&departmentId=14&categoryId=193)

If Bonwilder came home with that, I'd get a divorce........although she would be clean  :o

DUDE.......you sooooooo need a job!




and yes, I hate myself for actually saying that

So much for five words... :P

Is that Obama and Biden?

Wut c'ya say bouooot Canoooooks?

canadian....somethingoranother...is mighty cold?

I'll have a moosehead, eh!

but you're not Canadian, eh....

The heck ya mean, eh?

Tommy, I have your socks  :o

Here are the offending pair  ;D


(http://catie.smugmug.com/photos/394905391_Wjx9K-M.jpg)

you really need a job.......   [cheeky]

Yes, I am that bored  ;D

Job hunting begins after trip  :o :'( :-\

JOB is 4 letter word ??? :(

 :o Surly Smart - works for me !!  [laugh]

Hey, is it Friday yet?!?!?

CYCLONE has left for THC !!!!

 [moto]  [moto]  [moto]  [moto]  [moto]

I need a hair cut  [roll]

now, let's talk about him ;D

Almost time for Hill Country [thumbsup] [moto] [drink] [beer] ;D

Dodging Duck Dodging Duck DodgingDuck!!!!!!

New bike for AeroGeek tomorrow?

Or is it for me ?  [evil]

Is she riding it Sunday?  [moto]

Not a street legal bike  ;D

can not wait to see.

a 'priller 125 two stroke?

cdc

That is the one. Excited!

Can't wait!! Please post photos.

Include a human for scale.

 [evil] Making a run for Hero!  [evil]

 [bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon]

I think you can do it  [thumbsup]

 :-\ But I'm not really sure  :-X

We have faith in you  [bow_down] [beer]

 [evil] OH YYEEEESSSSSS - I DID IT  [drink]

oops doorbell I gotta go

 [cheeky] [laugh] ;D :D :)

More kids than mosquitoes here

Just got back, beer helped.  [thumbsup] [drink]

Beers, cigars, wife with candy

What a great Week End ;D

I just ate twentyfive olives...


Am I going to die?


They were the green variety  [thumbsup]

It is what it is. [thumbsup]

Ya'll have a great day!!!!! :-*

Couldn't have been much better!

The times, they are a-changin  :o

'bout %&()& damn ^%$^*)* time!!! [thumbsup]

From my cold dead hands...

what are you doing today?
Wanna help me move PS1000LE?
Your truck, trailer...AMS Alvaredo...... ;D

I can help with that

Please be gentle with her  [cheeky]

Shall I deliver your R6?  [evil]

Seems to like it rough...

I'm thinking sometime early evening......

That sounds good to me  [thumbsup]

Dont park it out front

Calling insurance company. Verifying coverage  ;D

Thanks for taking my bike :-*
smartass smartass smartass smartass smartass [roll]

I'm always there for you  [thumbsup] ;D

You know I love you! ;)

Flying solo for the weekend  [thumbsup]

why are you so happy

Warden is out of town!!!  [thumbsup] [moto]

Sooo, party at Kevin's house! [drink]

Bring Monster parts!  [laugh]

Haven't totalled the monster......yet [laugh]

That's not five words dude :-*

I just cant win today  :-\

I knew you could count! :-* [bacon]

Kev needs some mo lourve  :o

RED's gone to RED RAIDERS

OSU will win the BCS  [evil]

Texas just has to lose,

And OSU must beat OU  [thumbsup]

I have faith in you......  

I was really absolutely joking

caffeinejunkee likes the machine guns  ;D

need vacation at the beach ;)

don't care if it's cold :)

going to go for Christmas [thumbsup]

hope'ya pick a good date  :-\

I like the name WillyNilly ;)

Kind of makes me smile [laugh]

candy cane hershey kisses - yummy! ;)

...and how could you not?  8)

Two words can be limiting.

Probably be a back tattoo  [thumbsup]

Nice - what are your ideas?

I have plans to eventually

tattoo most of my back

Going with the full back

Roxy over at Elite Tattoo

Unless I find someone better

November, high is 72 today :P

Oh, wait, not bullshit thread ;D

I still love this forum.......

can I still post without bikes..... :-\

OOPS!! Didn't happen. Sorry Catie.

Hey, you can ride mine!

I rule, cuz make the beast with two backs em!

Fixed it!  [coffee]

Previously told session time exceeded.

This is a test run.

 ;D What are you looking at?  ;D

Only straight roads in Tulsa.

One mile, then stop sign.

Traffic actually worse than DFW.

Where did every body go?!?

Eating at Hooters right now

cool me too, ask christina

She's wearing a toe ring

 ;D   [thumbsup]

Hi Bonnie, Missed you today :-\

I just saw you here....

somebody shut the garage door!

thanks Zach, much better now!  [thumbsup]

almost as useful as IM

Projector screen is counter productive

no freakin privacy while posting

wow, we are easily entertained!

Better than the Bunny Ranch

you checkin the Bacon thread?

Whaaat??? Fixed it!

"Five freakin' words, ha ha"

- The Count from Sesame Street

(http://pbskids.org/sesame/coloring/images/05_bert.gif)

it's getting boring in here...

you lushes need more booze!   [drink] [wine]

Fine. I'll open the garage...

Someone needs job. Just sayin'.   [laugh]  [cheeky]



http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=4859.msg267627#msg267627 (http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=4859.msg267627#msg267627)

what are you sayin.......D2R?

Just ate thanksgiving left overs  [thumbsup]

Praise Allah for Bacon Vodka [wine]

We have a winner here  [thumbsup]

I have the WINNER here !

You're at my house already?

Don't mess with my vodka  [bacon]

 [evil] Don't vodka with my mess !   [bacon]

Don't mess after the vodka....  :-X

no worries mate, I wont

 ??? Feeling sorry for the Judge(s)  [puke]

Ronr's pepper vodak kicks arse!  [thumbsup]

W T F is vodak??

TGI Vodak!!

Also good with Bloody Mary!

...now there's a funny thought!
 [laugh]

Cant wait to come home!!

Let me get my earplugs.  [laugh]

Do not ride behind him....   :o [evil]  [moto]

is it really THAT loud??  [roll]  :P

bleeding-out-the-ear loud

um.... yeah. It's insane.

Earthquake-in-your-brain loud

 I ride in the back!!  ;D

sets off all car alarms.

Remember the flying saucer, huh??

everybody knows when I coming!!   [evil]
(keep it clean you guys)

The party is winding down  :-\ :'(

Dog ate the extension cord  [bang]

Should have plugged it in  [evil]

As a pup Duke was a cord chewer.
He learned his lesson at some point.

I don't think you could get him to chew on one now even if it was rubbed with bacon fat!

Should be at a party  [bang]

Maybe Dax's party is rockin

Wish we could've made it

let's go  :P

I can not count either

2 new tattoos today homies ;-)

What is your next tattoo?

"your name" on my @$$

My real name or Slag?

Now there's an idea!  Too tired to get out though.  Gonna curl up with cat and owners' manual and figure out this display. :)

No pics needed, we all trust T's word [cheeky]

fixed it fo ya!  :-*

You're the best. But which one, the red and black one or the red and black one?
 ;D

One two three four five.......

Busted! two three four five ;D

now it is 10 straight.

cdc

Just out of the HotTub

Happy New Year's Eve, Y'all :-*

too many dudes blowing kisses




 :-*

Not feelin' the love, Tommy?

On back of Dax's bike...

BarneePhifee & ThelmaLou...

Where are you?

Hope they will show tonight

there is no make the beast with two backsing party!!!!!!  [roll] [evil]

Fine. New Year Watch Event...

 [thumbsup]

Sesame Street works for me  [thumbsup]

Looking forward to next year [thumbsup]

Me too!  So very much!    ;) :-*

I made a bacon sandwich  [thumbsup]

Hope it's a great one [thumbsup]

Oops, only 5 words here :P

I was missing this thread.....

I know a happy girl.  [moto] ;D

Which Duc did she get ???  ;D

The best one of course.  [thumbsup]  ;)

http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=19947.0 (http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=19947.0)

Thanx [thumbsup] Never read that thread

Bump for a great thread [thumbsup]

 [thumbsup] Dave Matthews last night - FANTASTIC !!!!  [thumbsup]