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Kitchen Sink => No Moto Content => Topic started by: zarn02 on February 01, 2010, 06:30:09 PM

Title: Thanks, internet!
Post by: zarn02 on February 01, 2010, 06:30:09 PM
The International Jurassic Park Erotic Fan-Fiction Writer's Association (http://ijpeffwa.friendsofsmash.co.uk/)

I have no idea if this qualifies as NSFW or not.
Title: Re: Thanks, internet!
Post by: Monsterlover on February 02, 2010, 03:38:30 AM
I don't even know what to say.

WTF hardly qualifies.

Title: Re: Thanks, internet!
Post by: erkishhorde on February 02, 2010, 06:21:31 AM
Do I want to know what you were doing in order to find this?  ??? [puke] We need one of these smileys. o_O
Title: Re: Thanks, internet!
Post by: superjohn on February 02, 2010, 07:12:19 AM
once again we have further evidence that the Internet will be the death of humanity.
Title: Re: Thanks, internet!
Post by: VisceralReaction on February 02, 2010, 07:20:07 AM
OMG........ [puke] [puke] [puke] [puke] [puke] [puke] [puke] :-X :-X [puke]
Title: Re: Thanks, internet!
Post by: VisceralReaction on February 02, 2010, 07:20:47 AM
I cannot unsee what has been seen :-X  [puke]
Title: Re: Thanks, internet!
Post by: cyrus buelton on February 02, 2010, 07:23:50 AM
 [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

those crazy Britt's at it again.
Title: Re: Thanks, internet!
Post by: NorDog on February 02, 2010, 07:24:01 AM
Do not, repeat, do NOT go to the archives and actually read some of the fiction.    :o
Title: Re: Thanks, internet!
Post by: VisceralReaction on February 02, 2010, 07:34:29 AM
Yeah thanks, too late for that and I'm still  nauseous  :-X
Title: Re: Thanks, internet!
Post by: NorDog on February 02, 2010, 07:40:21 AM
Reading that stuff makes me question my opposition to euthanasia.
Title: Re: Thanks, internet!
Post by: NoisyDante on February 02, 2010, 08:04:54 AM
Sweet, everyone found my website!

j/k  [puke]

Knowing someone wasted time to make this makes me feel better about myself.
Title: Re: Thanks, internet!
Post by: The Bacon Junkie on February 02, 2010, 08:13:49 AM
 [puke]  I want my click back.  [bang]
Title: Re: Thanks, internet!
Post by: Duck-Stew on February 02, 2010, 08:56:12 AM
Saw the opening page for about 30 seconds.  That was enough to tell me NOT to dig further.
Title: Re: Thanks, internet!
Post by: krolik on February 02, 2010, 09:00:02 AM
Hell, I didn't even click on the link and I'm sure I want to forget that even existed. :P
Title: Re: Thanks, internet!
Post by: il d00d on February 02, 2010, 09:06:50 AM
It took about 10 seconds for an animated gif of dinosaur to be screen-burned into my eyeballs.  Even if it is a satire site, I don't miss geoocities or FrontPage or sites with midi sound :)
Title: Re: Thanks, internet!
Post by: Monsterlover on February 02, 2010, 09:10:38 AM
+1

That was like the first web page ever.
Title: Re: Thanks, internet!
Post by: causeofkaos on February 02, 2010, 02:13:33 PM
while we are on the topic of ugly websites this gem in my opinion is the ugliest on the entire internets. Don't stare too long, you're likely to cause retinal damage

http://yvettesbridalformal.com/index.htm (http://yvettesbridalformal.com/index.htm)
Title: Re: Thanks, internet!
Post by: duccarlos on February 02, 2010, 02:24:43 PM
Quote from: causeofkaos on February 02, 2010, 02:13:33 PM
while we are on the topic of ugly websites this gem in my opinion is the ugliest on the entire internets. Don't stare too long, you're likely to cause retinal damage

http://yvettesbridalformal.com/index.htm (http://yvettesbridalformal.com/index.htm)

+100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
Title: Re: Thanks, internet!
Post by: krolik on February 02, 2010, 03:09:12 PM
Quote from: causeofkaos on February 02, 2010, 02:13:33 PM

http://yvettesbridalformal.com/index.htm (http://yvettesbridalformal.com/index.htm)

You should cross link this with the welding helmet thread. [laugh]
Title: Re: Thanks, internet!
Post by: zarn02 on February 02, 2010, 03:25:36 PM
Quote from: causeofkaos on February 02, 2010, 02:13:33 PM
while we are on the topic of ugly websites this gem in my opinion is the ugliest on the entire internets. Don't stare too long, you're likely to cause retinal damage

http://yvettesbridalformal.com/index.htm (http://yvettesbridalformal.com/index.htm)

Holy God in heaven!

It's like looking at 1996.

Also, I found the webpage that started this thread on fazed. Now, where the guy who sent it to them found it...
Title: Re: Thanks, internet!
Post by: Monsterlover on February 03, 2010, 03:03:46 AM
My god, my eyes!
Title: Re: Thanks, internet!
Post by: CapnCrunch on February 03, 2010, 07:56:15 AM
I think we should all compose entries for the erotic dinosaur poetry competition.