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Title: I rode in a cop car last mid-night...with my girl friend...
Post by: Desmostro on February 26, 2010, 04:05:54 PM
I rode in a cop car last night at midnight...with my girl friend...



...  in the front seat

                                ...with the radio blasting punk



                                                                              ...no lie.

A new service apparently when you car gets broken into, the cops come and bang on your door, get your ass out of bed and take you to your broken shiet so they can say,
"See, it got broken into. That sucks."  [laugh]

Title: Re: I rode in a cop car last mid-night...with my girl friend...
Post by: ducpainter on February 26, 2010, 04:08:06 PM
You made her ride pregnant dog? ;D
Title: Re: I rode in a cop car last mid-night...with my girl friend...
Post by: Monsterlover on February 26, 2010, 04:08:41 PM
Quote from: Desmostro on February 26, 2010, 04:05:54 PM
I rode in a cop car last night at midnight...with my girl friend...



...  in the front seat

                                ...with the radio blasting punk



                                                                              ...no lie.

A new service apparently when you car gets broken into, the cops come and bang on your door, get your ass out of bed and take you to your broken shiet so they can say,
"See, it got broken into. That sucks."  [laugh]



That's awfully nice of them.  :D
Title: Re: I rode in a cop car last mid-night...with my girl friend...
Post by: geoffduc on February 26, 2010, 06:17:29 PM
I was in the front seat of a brit police car a couple of weeks ago  ;) ;) seems the cop has a S4R, 999s,851 and a 904, not your average  [leo], he's a total ducati nut  [moto]and all round good guy  [clap] [clap] unlike most of the pricks that wear the uniform  [bang]


[coffee]
Title: Re: I rode in a cop car last mid-night...with my girl friend...
Post by: Speeddog on February 26, 2010, 08:20:24 PM
<mod>

Let's not go down the 'cops are bad' road, please.

Thanks!  :)

</mod>
Title: Re: I rode in a cop car last mid-night...with my girl friend...
Post by: TiNi on February 27, 2010, 02:55:39 AM
i was 4 years old the last time i was in a cop car  [laugh]
Title: Re: I rode in a cop car last mid-night...with my girl friend...
Post by: Charlief on February 27, 2010, 03:12:24 AM
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on February 27, 2010, 02:55:39 AM
i was 4 years old the last time i was in a cop car  [laugh]

they always say the bad girls start early! [cheeky]
Title: Re: I rode in a cop car last mid-night...with my girl friend...
Post by: TiNi on February 27, 2010, 03:33:04 AM
Quote from: Charlief on February 27, 2010, 03:12:24 AM
they always say the bad girls start early! [cheeky]

it was my first and only  ;)
Title: Re: I rode in a cop car last mid-night...with my girl friend...
Post by: Monsterlover on February 27, 2010, 05:17:15 AM
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on February 27, 2010, 02:55:39 AM
i was 4 years old the last time i was in a cop car  [laugh]

boy, i was a lot older than that ;D
Title: Re: I rode in a cop car last mid-night...with my girl friend...
Post by: teddy037.2 on February 27, 2010, 06:52:29 AM
I was drunk and puked in the back of a cop's car once...
Title: Re: I rode in a cop car last mid-night...with my girl friend...
Post by: krolik on February 27, 2010, 07:07:37 AM
Quote from: teddy037.2 on February 27, 2010, 06:52:29 AM
I was drunk and puked in the back of a cop's car once...

I'm sure that went over well....  [puke] [leo] [bang] [bow_down]
Title: Re: I rode in a cop car last mid-night...with my girl friend...
Post by: teddy037.2 on February 27, 2010, 07:10:02 AM
Quote from: krolik on February 27, 2010, 07:07:37 AM
I'm sure that went over well....  [puke] [leo] [bang] [bow_down]

well, the actual story isn't that exciting  ;D

but technically, it is a true statement
Title: Re: I rode in a cop car last mid-night...with my girl friend...
Post by: cyrus buelton on February 27, 2010, 07:22:53 AM
I rode in a cop car once back to my bike when I ran out of fuel.

First and last experience of ever taking that offer up in my community.


However, I'd let Grifo drive me around anyday  [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Title: Re: I rode in a cop car last mid-night...with my girl friend...
Post by: ZLTFUL on February 27, 2010, 12:41:50 PM
Quote from: cyrus buelton on February 27, 2010, 07:22:53 AM
However, I'd let Grifo drive me around anyday  [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

Dude...you may want to consider editing this statement as the Bromance coming out of it is amost pallatable...  :-X
Title: Re: I rode in a cop car last mid-night...with my girl friend...
Post by: Greg on February 27, 2010, 01:00:51 PM
I get to ride in this bad boy anytime I want  ;D
My buddy is a Sgt in the local PD and lets me ride along.

(http://i354.photobucket.com/albums/r438/SA_S2R/IMG_1342.jpg)
Title: Re: I rode in a cop car last mid-night...with my girl friend...
Post by: ducpainter on February 27, 2010, 05:22:45 PM
Quote from: ZLTFUL on February 27, 2010, 12:41:50 PM
Dude...you may want to consider editing this statement as the Bromance coming out of it is amost pallatable...  :-X
I've often wondered about them...
Title: Re: I rode in a cop car last mid-night...with my girl friend...
Post by: cyrus buelton on February 27, 2010, 05:39:42 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on February 27, 2010, 05:22:45 PM
I've often wondered about them...

Keep wondering Old Man Winter.

[beer]
Title: Re: I rode in a cop car last mid-night...with my girl friend...
Post by: Porsche Monkey on March 01, 2010, 05:33:30 AM
Quote from: SA_S2R on February 27, 2010, 01:00:51 PM
I get to ride in this bad boy anytime I want  ;D
My buddy is a Sgt in the local PD and lets me ride along.

(http://i354.photobucket.com/albums/r438/SA_S2R/IMG_1342.jpg)

Too bad he rides a Harley.  [bang]
Title: Re: I rode in a cop car last mid-night...with my girl friend...
Post by: duccarlos on March 01, 2010, 05:36:19 AM
Where is Grifo when you need him?  [leo]

Open invite from Cyrus to "ride him" whenever he wants.
Title: Re: I rode in a cop car last mid-night...with my girl friend...
Post by: Pip on March 01, 2010, 06:56:00 AM
Quote from: duccarlos on March 01, 2010, 05:36:19 AM
Where is Grifo when you need him?  [leo]

Open invite from Cyrus to "ride him" whenever he wants.

Handcuffs.... nightstick.... heh heh.  [evil]
Title: Re: I rode in a cop car last mid-night...with my girl friend...
Post by: Uncle Mofo on March 01, 2010, 07:14:37 AM
I'm here watching over you.  [bacon]  [leo]   
Title: Re: I rode in a cop car last mid-night...with my girl friend...
Post by: Pip on March 01, 2010, 09:21:10 AM
Quote from: Grifo on March 01, 2010, 07:14:37 AM
I'm here watching over you.  [bacon]  [leo]   

[laugh] Well played with the Bacon, man.
Title: Re: I rode in a cop car last mid-night...with my girl friend...
Post by: Speedbag on March 01, 2010, 03:39:04 PM
Quote from: ZLTFUL on February 27, 2010, 12:41:50 PM
Dude...you may want to consider editing this statement as the Bromance coming out of it is amost pallatable...  :-X

Huh?

You mean that you can almost palletize it?  [cheeky]

Ewwwww.
Title: Re: I rode in a cop car last mid-night...with my girl friend...
Post by: ducpainter on March 01, 2010, 04:04:29 PM
Quote from: Speedbag on March 01, 2010, 03:39:04 PM
Huh?

You mean that you can almost palletize it?  [cheeky]

Ewwwww.
Pretty sure you can pelletize it
Title: Re: I rode in a cop car last mid-night...with my girl friend...
Post by: junior varsity on March 04, 2010, 08:13:46 AM
the group of guys i play poker with are D. PD. I'm the only non-leo at the table (i get heckled a good bit).

ever wonder why they have plastic back seats in the cars? so if you puke/piss/shat yourself, they can just 'hose' it out later.

hate to get 'sloppy seconds' in a ride downtown... (doesn't seem like there'd be a lot of effort put into the cleaning-out stage)