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Title: Hello again.
Post by: Piller on March 02, 2010, 04:21:29 AM
How is everyone doing?  It's been a while.  Lots has happened since I've been on here last.  I wouldn't even know where to start.  I'm a helicopter pilot now, and the documentary has been released, it's called "I'm dangerous with love".

Title: Re: Hello again.
Post by: ducpainter on March 02, 2010, 04:22:59 AM
Wow...

from junkie to helo pilot in just a couple of years.

Awesome. ;D
Title: Re: Hello again.
Post by: Slide Panda on March 02, 2010, 04:24:39 AM
Welcome back Piller. Glad to hear things are looking up
Title: Re: Hello again.
Post by: DesmoDiva on March 02, 2010, 04:51:13 AM
Welcome back!!!
Title: Re: Hello again.
Post by: cyrus buelton on March 02, 2010, 05:31:59 AM
Where'd you take your heli school? Who are you flying for?
Title: Re: Hello again.
Post by: derby on March 02, 2010, 05:52:55 AM
Quote from: Piller on March 02, 2010, 04:21:29 AM

I'm a helicopter pilot now...


this scares me.
Title: Re: Hello again.
Post by: swampduc on March 02, 2010, 05:58:35 AM
Welcome back, and congrats on the career change  ;D
Title: Re: Hello again.
Post by: Grampa on March 02, 2010, 06:06:10 AM
two cows are standing on a hill

the first cow says to the second...

" man...what do you make of all the mad cow disease stuff? "

the second cow says...

" what do I care, I'm a helicopter "
Title: Re: Hello again.
Post by: mitt on March 02, 2010, 06:11:31 AM
Hi Piller

Looks like an interesting documentary

http://michelnegroponte.com/imdangerouswithlove.html (http://michelnegroponte.com/imdangerouswithlove.html)

http://michelnegroponte.com/photogalleries.html (http://michelnegroponte.com/photogalleries.html)

Title: Re: Hello again.
Post by: SacDuc on March 02, 2010, 06:35:00 AM


Now I miss Randall.


sac
Title: Re: Hello again.
Post by: Grampa on March 02, 2010, 07:02:00 AM
Quote from: SacDuc on March 02, 2010, 06:35:00 AM

Now I miss Randall.


sac

put the meat drink down
Title: Re: Hello again.
Post by: Howie on March 02, 2010, 08:17:51 AM
Welcome back Piller!  Congrats on the helicopter license [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Hello again.
Post by: SacDuc on March 02, 2010, 10:16:04 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on March 02, 2010, 07:02:00 AM
put the meat drink down

Oaky then, I'll take two Cherub Rocks and a Scott S.


;D

sac
Title: Re: Hello again.
Post by: mitt on March 02, 2010, 11:17:51 AM
Quote from: SacDuc on March 02, 2010, 06:35:00 AM

Now I miss Randall.


sac

He is still here - in a transformed mode


mitt
Title: Re: Hello again.
Post by: Howie on March 02, 2010, 11:58:01 AM
Quote from: mitt on March 02, 2010, 11:17:51 AM
He is still here - in a transformed mode


mitt

As is Scott S.

Still missing:
    Herb (not Herm)
    Ally Cat
     Ducman 851
Title: Re: Hello again.
Post by: zarn02 on March 02, 2010, 12:35:44 PM
Good to hear from you. Hope the chopper gig is going great. [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Hello again.
Post by: il d00d on March 02, 2010, 12:54:53 PM
Hey Piller - I 'member you, welcome back  [thumbsup]

Any idea where we might be able to watch the documentary?
Title: Re: Hello again.
Post by: Grampa on March 02, 2010, 01:01:31 PM
drunk billy.m4v (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tOQ2d4C2Hs#normal)
Title: Re: Hello again.
Post by: SacDuc on March 02, 2010, 01:03:54 PM
Quote from: howie on March 02, 2010, 11:58:01 AM
As is Scott S.

Still missing:
    Herb (not Herm)
    Ally Cat
     Ducman 851


Okay, but can I trade out derby to get Rat900 back? That dude was cool.

sac



/luv u derby  [cheeky]  :-*
Title: Re: Hello again.
Post by: derby on March 02, 2010, 01:11:28 PM
Quote from: SacDuc on March 02, 2010, 01:03:54 PM
/luv u derby  [cheeky]  :-*

;D
Title: Re: Hello again.
Post by: lethe on March 02, 2010, 03:33:48 PM
Quote from: SacDuc on March 02, 2010, 01:03:54 PM

Okay, but can I trade out derby to get Rat900 back? That dude was cool.

sac



/luv u derby  [cheeky]  :-*
Rat900 was awesome!  [thumbsup]

Welcome back Piller, looking forward to more harrowing tales of midgets, nuns and whatever other characters you've been traveling through life with.
Title: Re: Hello again.
Post by: Howie on March 02, 2010, 05:47:49 PM
Quote from: SacDuc on March 02, 2010, 01:03:54 PM

Okay, but can I trade out derby to get Rat900 back? That dude was cool.

sac



/luv u derby  [cheeky]  :-*

Yeah Rat900, great writer and quite a guy in person.  Too bad I lost track of him.  I think we need to trade more than one Derby to get him back.
Title: Re: Hello again.
Post by: IZ on March 02, 2010, 07:12:25 PM
I've lost track over the years..is this Pillar's  3rd or 4th coming?











Welcome back NEWB!  ;)
Title: Re: Hello again.
Post by: Kopfjäger on March 02, 2010, 07:33:14 PM
Quote from: IZ on March 02, 2010, 07:12:25 PM
I've lost track over the years..is this Pillar's  3rd or 4th coming

Count the times you've moved, multiply by 6 subtract 4 and you should be close.  ;D
Title: Re: Hello again.
Post by: Grampa on March 02, 2010, 07:33:58 PM
Quote from: kopfjäger on March 02, 2010, 07:33:14 PM
Count the times you've moved multiply by 6 subtract 4 and you should be close.  ;D

[laugh]
Title: Re: Hello again.
Post by: Piller on March 02, 2010, 08:13:56 PM
I just got my private license, so it's not for money - although that would be pretty nice right now.  The gf broke up with me today because she doesn't want me to buy a motorcycle and I called a craigslist poster behind her back.   

She lost me my job a couple months ago.  I'll save that story for another day, but it's just as crazy as any other of my experiences.

It's nice to see so many of the same people around.  I have no idea where you can see the documentary.  I have copies on DVD, maybe I can put them up somewhere.   
Title: Re: Hello again.
Post by: Kopfjäger on March 02, 2010, 08:23:32 PM
Quote from: Piller on March 02, 2010, 08:13:56 PMI have no idea where you can see the documentary.  I have copies on DVD, maybe I can put them up somewhere.   

Oh please do.
Title: Re: Hello again.
Post by: Pip on March 03, 2010, 05:00:54 AM
I was thinking about you the other day, Piller. Glad to see you back around, on your feet, and looking for 2 wheels. Sorry about the woman.
Title: Re: Hello again.
Post by: Piller on March 03, 2010, 06:26:12 AM
I'll try to get it up.

Has anyone had a girlfriend totally flip out because you wanted to buy a motorcycle?  What does she care, it's my money.  This is driving me crazy.  I slept at my moms last night and she says she's moving out.
Title: Re: Hello again.
Post by: SacDuc on March 03, 2010, 06:34:11 AM
Quote from: Piller on March 03, 2010, 06:26:12 AM
I'll try to get it up.

Has anyone had a girlfriend totally flip out because you wanted to buy a motorcycle?  What does she care, it's my money.  This is driving me crazy.  I slept at my moms last night and she says she's moving out.

I know of one divorce that happened because the guy wanted to start riding again. I also know riding was just one of many issues and that committed relationships don't end because of a single problem. I also know that your current problem is not just about motor bikes. Not by a long shot. Lose the crazy chick and find someone who supports you in the things you want to do.

sac


/unless that thing is smack
Title: Re: Hello again.
Post by: Oldfisti on March 03, 2010, 06:40:51 AM
Quote from: Piller on March 03, 2010, 06:26:12 AM
I'll try to get it up.

Has anyone had a girlfriend totally flip out because you wanted to buy a motorcycle?  What does she care, it's my money.  This is driving me crazy.  I slept at my moms last night and she says she's moving out.


Good riddance. Sounds a little cold and clear cut but when you boil it down it needs to be that way. The right partner will support you and encourage your interests, not try and control you.

If she is just concerned for your safety she could have a normal conversation with you expressing her concerns instead of moving out.


Just my $.02
Title: Re: Hello again.
Post by: Autostrada Pilot on March 03, 2010, 06:46:29 AM
Yup. I think you found out quickly that it wasn't going to work....better that she flip out now than 10 years from now w/ 3 kids.
Title: Re: Hello again.
Post by: Piller on March 03, 2010, 07:26:28 AM
Only problem is she's 20 and very attractive.  She knows she has the upper hand.  I know we'll get back together by tomorrow, I have a small window of opportunity to buy the bike while were broken up.

Title: Re: Hello again.
Post by: SacDuc on March 03, 2010, 07:28:41 AM
Quote from: Piller on March 03, 2010, 07:26:28 AM
Only problem is she's 20 and very attractive.  She knows she has the upper hand.  I know we'll get back together by tomorrow, I have a small window of opportunity to buy the bike while were broken up.




Oh. You're pussy whipped. Why didn't you say so? Go get some knitting needles Sally.

sac
Title: Re: Hello again.
Post by: swampduc on March 03, 2010, 07:32:55 AM
Quote from: Piller on March 03, 2010, 07:26:28 AM
I have a small window of opportunity to buy the bike while were broken up.
[laugh] [laugh]
Quote from: SacDuc on March 03, 2010, 07:28:41 AM

Oh. You're pussy whipped. Why didn't you say so? Go get some knitting needles Sally.

sac
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Title: Re: Hello again.
Post by: Rev. Millertime on March 03, 2010, 07:43:27 AM
Quote from: Piller on March 03, 2010, 07:26:28 AM
Only problem is she's 20 and very attractive.  She knows she has the upper hand.  I know we'll get back together by tomorrow, I have a small window of opportunity to buy the bike while were broken up.




She didn't have the upper hand, till you made that statement!  If you get the bike and get back together, it will be ammo for every argument.  I've been in a relationship with a woman who didn't like my bike.  After a few arguments where the bike came up... I sent her packing.

Young and hot.... who cares, if you got one, you can get another!

If she comes crawling back, just reply with: "Bubba, pack your shit!"
Title: Re: Hello again.
Post by: Piller on March 03, 2010, 09:51:53 PM
Quote from: Rev. Millertime on March 03, 2010, 07:43:27 AM

She didn't have the upper hand, till you made that statement!  If you get the bike and get back together, it will be ammo for every argument.  I've been in a relationship with a woman who didn't like my bike.  After a few arguments where the bike came up... I sent her packing.

Young and hot.... who cares, if you got one, you can get another!

If she comes crawling back, just reply with: "Bubba, pack your shit!"

very good avice.  And yes, I know I'm being a sally.  So the fight escalated to one of the worst fights I've had.  She was txting her friend's boyfriend all day and trying to get him to move in with her and take over the lease.  He was going to leave his girlfriend and move in with her.  Then I came home to her on the phone with her ex.  I showed her friend all the txts, they were good friends since 4th grade until that happened.  I feel sick. 


The house is in shambles.  I took apart her tables and put all her clothes in a garbage bag.  At least I got some consolation in the fact that she was balling her eyes out while I was putting her stuff out.  I was running every day, doing p90x for two months - I was in very good shape, good job, etc.  I lost it all, now all I've got is my gut back.  But I'll be damned if I won't have a ducati 695 with Marving exhaust tomorrow.  I hope that'll help me get over her. 

worst part is - when I break up with her she sends me pics of guys shes with, then the guy might text me too, and she'll do everything in her power to make me jealous unless I take her back.
Title: Re: Hello again.
Post by: Pip on March 04, 2010, 03:28:32 AM
Quote from: Piller on March 03, 2010, 09:51:53 PM
very good avice.  And yes, I know I'm being a sally.  So the fight escalated to one of the worst fights I've had.  She was txting her friend's boyfriend all day and trying to get him to move in with her and take over the lease.  He was going to leave his girlfriend and move in with her.  Then I came home to her on the phone with her ex.  I showed her friend all the txts, they were good friends since 4th grade until that happened.  I feel sick. 


The house is in shambles.  I took apart her tables and put all her clothes in a garbage bag.  At least I got some consolation in the fact that she was balling her eyes out while I was putting her stuff out.  I was running every day, doing p90x for two months - I was in very good shape, good job, etc.  I lost it all, now all I've got is my gut back.  But I'll be damned if I won't have a ducati 695 with Marving exhaust tomorrow.  I hope that'll help me get over her. 

worst part is - when I break up with her she sends me pics of guys shes with, then the guy might text me too, and she'll do everything in her power to make me jealous unless I take her back.

Bodybags solve alot of problems, brother.  [evil]
Title: Re: Hello again.
Post by: cyrus buelton on March 04, 2010, 03:38:58 AM
she sounds like an immature biotch.


You don't need that.

If she is out sleeping around, all you'll get out of the deal is an STD.

Title: Re: Hello again.
Post by: The Architect on March 04, 2010, 03:58:22 AM
Quote from: SacDuc on March 03, 2010, 07:28:41 AM

Oh. You're pussy whipped. Why didn't you say so? Go get some knitting needles Sally.

sac

Doctor's Visit (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyWBmTq3JJw&feature=player_embedded#hq)
Title: Re: Hello again.
Post by: Oldfisti on March 04, 2010, 04:02:17 AM
Quote from: The Architect on March 04, 2010, 03:58:22 AM
Doctor's Visit (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyWBmTq3JJw&feature=player_embedded#hq)


Standing   [clap]     


[thumbsup]
Title: Re: Hello again.
Post by: The Architect on March 04, 2010, 04:03:01 AM
I couldn't resist     ;D
Title: Re: Hello again.
Post by: The Architect on March 04, 2010, 04:05:36 AM
Get the bike.

Enjoy your life, it's too short.

Do you really want to spend your time/life with someone who treats you that way?  Find someone who will respect you and you can respect them. 
Title: Re: Hello again.
Post by: derby on March 04, 2010, 04:42:10 AM
Quote from: The Architect on March 04, 2010, 03:58:22 AM
Doctor's Visit

"now that's fast relief..."
Title: Re: Hello again.
Post by: ducpainter on March 04, 2010, 11:03:06 AM
Quote from: The Architect on March 04, 2010, 03:58:22 AM
Doctor's Visit (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyWBmTq3JJw&feature=player_embedded#hq)
Shame on you...

you derbied yourself. [laugh]
Title: Re: Hello again.
Post by: NorDog on March 04, 2010, 11:37:39 AM
From what you've written, it sounds to me like if you keep the girl, one day you'll come home and find one guy on your bike, and another guy on your girl.

If you keep the girl, you'll deserve both.
Title: Re: Hello again.
Post by: superjohn on March 04, 2010, 01:31:33 PM
Good to see you back Piller. It's like having "A Million Little Pieces" combined with Jerry Springer told in serial format when you're around. Seriously dude, you live an interesting life.  [laugh]

As for the girlfriend, I think you need to screw her mom in her childhood bed and send her pics then get the hell out.
Title: Re: Hello again.
Post by: Piller on March 05, 2010, 08:36:59 PM
Quote from: superjohn on March 04, 2010, 01:31:33 PM
Good to see you back Piller. It's like having "A Million Little Pieces" combined with Jerry Springer told in serial format when you're around. Seriously dude, you live an interesting life.  [laugh]

As for the girlfriend, I think you need to screw her mom in her childhood bed and send her pics then get the hell out.

I have thought a few times about screwing her mom to get back at her. 

Someday I'll tell the whole story.  She was my boss's sugar baby - which is why I don't have a job right now.  It's a long story, but he told me to take her off his hands - and then he regretted it later.  Right when I thought all the drama was behind me. I had an awesome job that I loved, I was getting big into normal healthy things like exercising and devoting myself to my work. 

I finally got the bike though.  I have to hide how much I love it, she already said she feels like I'm cheating on her with it.  I stare at it outside my window.  It's almost pornographic, like a nude lady laying there on her side. 
Title: Re: Hello again.
Post by: Kopfjäger on March 05, 2010, 09:03:45 PM
Quote from: Piller on March 05, 2010, 08:36:59 PM
  It's almost pornographic, like a nude lady laying there on her side. 

Well then put it back up on it's kickstand, it fell over.
Title: Re: Hello again.
Post by: Piller on March 05, 2010, 09:11:24 PM
Quote from: kopfjäger on March 05, 2010, 09:03:45 PM
Well then put it back up on it's kickstand, it fell over.

DOH! 
Title: Re: Hello again.
Post by: cyrus buelton on March 06, 2010, 06:43:49 AM
Someone needs to write the Piller Story.



It is almost too good to go untold to the world.
Title: Re: Hello again.
Post by: Monsterlover on March 06, 2010, 09:43:40 AM
Special guest writer:

HeMan

[laugh]
Title: Re: Hello again.
Post by: derby on March 06, 2010, 10:32:59 AM
Quote from: Piller on March 05, 2010, 08:36:59 PM
I have thought a few times about screwing her mom to get back at her. 

Someday I'll tell the whole story.  She was my boss's sugar baby - which is why I don't have a job right now.  It's a long story, but he told me to take her off his hands - and then he regretted it later.  Right when I thought all the drama was behind me. I had an awesome job that I loved, I was getting big into normal healthy things like exercising and devoting myself to my work. 

I finally got the bike though.  I have to hide how much I love it, she already said she feels like I'm cheating on her with it.  I stare at it outside my window.  It's almost pornographic, like a nude lady laying there on her side. 

aaand he's back...
Title: Re: Hello again.
Post by: cyrus buelton on March 06, 2010, 11:07:35 AM
 [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Title: Re: Hello again.
Post by: Adamm0621 on March 06, 2010, 03:22:59 PM
 [popcorn] 

...this is good shit, I'm thoroughly entertained.  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Hello again.
Post by: lethe on March 06, 2010, 06:15:00 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on March 06, 2010, 09:43:40 AM
Special guest writer:

HeMan

[laugh]
If the two ever happen to be in the same place, the universe will collapse.
Title: Re: Hello again.
Post by: il d00d on March 06, 2010, 06:53:50 PM
If a Piller story never materializes, I would settle for a shirt - on the back "If you can read this, the nun or midget has fallen off"
Title: Re: Hello again.
Post by: Oldfisti on March 06, 2010, 07:51:07 PM
Quote from: il d00d on March 06, 2010, 06:53:50 PM
If a Piller story never materializes, I would settle for a shirt - on the back "If you can read this, the nun or midget has fallen off"


[clap] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]


The only thing better than hanging here is hanging here long enough to get most of the inside jokes!


[thumbsup]
Title: Re: Hello again.
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on March 07, 2010, 09:51:19 AM
Quote from: Piller on March 03, 2010, 09:51:53 PM
worst part is - when I break up with her she sends me pics of guys shes with, then the guy might text me too, and she'll do everything in her power to make me jealous unless I take her back.

Meh-forwarding those to her parents is it's own reward.
Title: Re: Hello again.
Post by: Monsterlover on March 07, 2010, 11:28:07 AM
;D

make the beast with two backs Your Mother (FULL SCREEN) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gwu2_YG64no#normal)
Title: Re: Hello again.
Post by: DucHead on March 07, 2010, 12:31:48 PM
Quote from: howie on March 02, 2010, 11:58:01 AM
As is Scott S.

Still missing:
    Herb (not Herm)
    Ally Cat
     Ducman 851

and Rat900
Title: Re: Hello again.
Post by: Piller on March 08, 2010, 06:58:46 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on March 07, 2010, 09:51:19 AM
Meh-forwarding those to her parents is it's own reward.

shit!  why didn't I think of that????

Not sure if I still have them.  Gonna look now..
Title: Re: Hello again.
Post by: Piller on March 08, 2010, 07:12:27 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on March 07, 2010, 11:28:07 AM
;D

make the beast with two backs Your Mother (FULL SCREEN) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gwu2_YG64no#normal)

I'm on a mission from God. 
Title: Re: Hello again.
Post by: Piller on March 08, 2010, 08:03:26 PM
We went shopping the other day and I got some baily's.  She said "whatever you do, don't get crown royal - she loves them both and she'll never leave"  So I left her at the checkout lane while I ran back and got the crown royal. 

This has been in the back of my mind - trust me.  It's one of the few things I can do to come close to getting revenge.
Title: Re: Hello again.
Post by: superjohn on March 09, 2010, 02:41:53 AM
 [laugh] Ahh.....nothing like a little revenge for a healthy relationship.