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...is changing his screen name. 

When I first bought my '02 750 with 4,000 mile on it back in July of '04, I used a nickname that I had from H.S. football.  I didn't want to use my real name on teh interwebz, there are weirdos out there  :-\ .  2 things here: 1) many of you I've met and you are all good people, even Warren and his hatred of boobies.  2) you all are still a bunch of weirdos [laugh] , but so am I. [thumbsup]

-Kaveh-





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 KAVEH!  I don' t know how you pronounce that but I want to say it loud like a name from south park. KAVEH!

I like the explanation. cool.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaveh  [thumbsup]

Ahem...formerly  [leo]

My father always wanted to name his frist son Kaveh, well here I am!

 ;)

Well, I borrowed PT33's welder and he ain't around no mo' so.....free welder!  ;D

I bought your loan off pt33, and I'm adding points to it.  hehe (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loan_shark)  8)

I know...I feel kinda weird going by a fake name, too.  Given that I'm a chick (despite the fact that I don't look like one on the outside, the plumbing is aaaaaaall girl--bow-chica-bow-bow) it's probably best that I try to stay partially anonymous.  That's what I'm told anyways.  I haven't had a stalker since, like, high school and that was when I was cute.  I don't see it happening now.   [coffee]

I dunno what Enzo think , but you are still cute. :)

I keep Enzo drugged and locked up most of the time.  He's not allowed to "think."   [cheeky]

Oh like that'd be hard to do.


Put a beer fridge next to the couch. See if he moves.

I seem to recall some porn move producer recently, no?  ... bow-chica-bow-bow

Buffalo Belle  ;D ;D ;D ;D
(http://imgsrv.923krock.com/image/wfny3/UserFiles/Image/news_images/buffalo-bill.jpg)

It rubs the 10W-40 on its skin...

i think kaveh sounds more like a made up screen name than pt33 ... so, what IS your real name?  :o

My real name is Kaveh, but John you can call keep calling me sugar tits :-*

i hereby claim floundership rights to a new DMF term, forget  threadjack, it is now ; " bellejack"   [cheeky]

One off-color post and I'm a threadjacker...  [laugh] 

I'm sorry for derailing your thread, Sugar Tits.   ;D

sweet! do i still get the reach around? [thumbsup]

(http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10070/hibyeya6.gif)

Please do not give this drug to Thao , I like to think sometime and ride safe  ;)

you'll notice a common theme among other persian names.

a used to date a girl named shirin (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shirin) that had a brother named sohrab (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sohrab).

All I noticed was that he always smiles when he takes all the money off of the poker table.  :-\
Same old  "conquest and rebellion," just limited to a card table.   [cheeky]

 [laugh]

Like taking candy from a baby  :-*

 [laugh]  [thumbsup]

no worries  [thumbsup]  I'm a middle child & I starve attention so your help in keeping my tread at the top is appreciated!


 ;)  :-*

 [puke]

Yeah, but is Shirin and Sohrab even half as kewl as me COMBINED!?!?  I think not!!!  [beer]

The first game was setting you up for the hussle... but we didnt play for more $$$ the second time, so it didnt work out.   8)

we will have to play again. 

It's always Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!

(http://www.philly2hoboken.com/blog/archives/images/jan_brady.jpg)

i'm outside your window, kaveh.....

Ya, let's not get carried away. You won 1 game, then you got mopped up.  [laugh]

persians always remember the glory and never the strife...     [cheeky]

but I have a novelty no-parking sign on my window that says, "NO HOT ASIAN CHICK ZONE"

Ash, you're breaking the novelty parking laws!  [laugh]


Aw, but I was mopping up in that 2nd game!  I can't believe I lost that one to Vindingo, I couldn't catch cards!  He did play that boat pretty well though, mat hat goes off top him  [thumbsup]



Strife?  What strife?  I'm Persian  ;D <dirka Dirka> [laugh]

WOW!

...first you you tell me you are NOT a Personal Trainer and that, I guess, it really wasnt part of the "pt technique" to do 33 push ups with you (curiously) lieing on me....


...then THIS!...

WHAT NEXT?!?!

is someone going to tell me that Ash is NOT as hot of an asian chick as i think she is?!?

 [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

this is getting out of hand.


i approve   [thumbsup]

...no excuse to spell like a camel...







 ;D

hmmm rhymes with smell...

Not all of us Dirkas get to be hot asian chicks, Ash.  Don't rub it in, jeez  [roll]



What's next, you ask?  O.K. I admit it, I paid Enzo's friend that night at Zeitgeist to call you Borat......Just joking, I couldn't make that shit up, that was to funny!! [laugh]  [laugh]  [laugh]

Also, I am selling one of my spare keys and a map to where your 998 is being stored on Craigslist  [laugh]

Hey Sugar Tits, you changed your name again!  [laugh] [laugh]

That's what people call me

..no, people call you reach-a-round-sherpa

you WISH theyd call ya sugar tits...

You're just jealous because I have a home, don't drive a girls car, and have respectable facial hair! :-*


 [laugh]

Dude....who changed your name to "Sugartits?"   [laugh]  ...and when did I become hawt?  And Azn?  I think I'm preggers, too.   

...girly car huh?

(http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk269/lucazuma73/DMF/photo.jpg)

*puts out his John Wayne voice*

it doesnt get much more manly than this, my dear sherp'around dirka...

geez, had it not been for the front projector-wipers, i would have probably hit that cactus on my way back form the "swim"...oh my gawd

oh!...and your "spectacular hair" is NOT on your face ;)



ps:and no matter what Enzo says, you ARE hawt, Heather...

And here I always thought your PT 33 Name had to do with this.


(http://i27.tinypic.com/105yuzp.jpg)



And somewhere on  board that Purple Monster was stored for shore excursions.

What happened?  You run through a pothole in LOS ANGELES!!!  IN YOUR SUV IN LOS ANGELES!!!!!!!!  [laugh]  Then take a pic of it in a car wash  [laugh].  Thanks for proving my point!  And I was referring to your other car [roll], the girly-er one!  
I had a SUV before, when I was living in Lake Tahoe where I would actually use the 4X4 at least 40% of the time a year.  I also had a 9500lb warn winch on it that would actually get used at least a few times a year (mine actually went off-road, the real kind of off-roading.  It was modded).  I sold that car once I moved to the bay area, didn't see a need in having that vehicle anymore, you know...I have nothing to make up for unlike some people...  [laugh]





 [cheeky]


Heather you are Hawt, but Ash wins the award for being the hawt Azn chick  :-* (you don't qualify because you are not Azian)

SugarTits is no more, JohnC got mad at me because he wanted to be the only one to call me that name, he says that's what makes it special, that only he uses it.
 [puke]

 [laugh]
 [laugh]



So, Your preggers !!  [beer]

???  What is that?  If you can go 'tubing' behind it, I'll take one!

Pfffft... it's a Miata with a little mud tossed on it.   [roll]   [laugh]





I'm pretty sure butt hair comments are against DMF policy.   :-X

i just wanted to say that you guys make me laugh.


in a very high voice.



but that's normal for an asian chick... so stop making fun of me.

you bloody gaijins.

sugertits, you can use it as your username here ... it will ALWAYS be special for us though  [thumbsup]

bromance is in the aaaaaair....

DOn't feel left out, to me you will always be my hawt little asian ashole   :-*

[laugh]  Nice name  [laugh]

I take offense to the name "Sugar Tits."  "Saccharine Breasts"  or "Sweet n Low Fun Bags"  would be much more p.c., gentlemen.   Sheesh!  [coffee]

lol

+REPS!

[laugh]

lol  [laugh]




wait a sec ...




WHAT??!!??

long standing joke...I'm actually a d00d with more back hair than Kaveh has on his head.   ;D

so noted ... never let it be written that we are not PC  8)

 [clap] [laugh]

That is a PT Boat. It might even be PT 106 the one J Kennedy was a LT on. But in any case they were all the same. I figured there was probably a PT 33.

...oh REALLY?...doesnt really sound like it...  [roll]


...i'm keeping the giry-er car for when either Ash or Heather come to visit

So one of us girls can finally show you how to drive it?   ???

...right.

And the cherry on the cake would be to have you both down here and see some hair-pulling-eye-scratching-kung-foo to decide who goes first  8)





ps: ...is "cherry" p.c.

i can hair-pull with the best of 'em

do you use a 5,000 lb winch ...?  8)

Depends on how you use it, ya perv.  Back in the day there was a Prince song (speaking of artists formerly known as...) called "Erotic City."  I don't suggest using the word "cherry" like that on here unless you want to get in trouble like me.  The DMF doesn't welcome my dirty mind apparently.    [laugh]  For reference: http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/SongUnid/05BC338F8253599D48256890002F2181 (http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/SongUnid/05BC338F8253599D48256890002F2181)

 [roll]

JFK's boat was PT109. [thumbsup]