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Title: wtf is ducati thinking?
Post by: johnc on March 03, 2010, 02:29:52 PM
this is the second time i can remember that ducati PR/marketing folks have used smoke in a launch ... the first time was for the d16rr launch in 2004 @ wdw ... for those who were not there, minoli launched the d16rr by having a d16 motor raised on a stand on the main stage of wdw, with a ton of smoke and red laser lights coming from the hole in the stage where the platform raised.  new motor + smoke and red lights = wtf?

so, now with the multistroodle 1200 launch/press release this week, they release this photo:
(http://hellforleathermagazine.com/galleries/images/Multistrada_offroad_4.jpg)

so ... do multistroodle 1220's smoke their tires all on their own?  or, perhaps they shoot out burning embers from their exhaust, and start brush fires?

i am all for cool photos for a product launch ... but motors with smoke billowing out of them, and bikes that do burnouts on their own ... i am not sure.


Title: Re: wtf is ducati thinking?
Post by: Drunken Monkey on March 03, 2010, 02:34:20 PM
All I can think is that the smoke helps distract folks from the enormous proboscis on that thing.

Same trick worked for me for 20+ years  ;D


Title: Re: wtf is ducati thinking?
Post by: ghostrider on March 03, 2010, 02:47:25 PM
Might have something to do with the fact the launch was on a volcanic island.


Title: Re: wtf is ducati thinking?
Post by: ROBsS4R on March 03, 2010, 02:48:54 PM

Wow that photo truly sucks

As a avid photographer I cant find much right with it.


Title: Re: wtf is ducati thinking?
Post by: ROBsS4R on March 03, 2010, 02:49:45 PM
Might have something to do with the fact the launch was on a volcanic island.

Maybe they should have used the multistroodle as a sacrifice  ;D


Title: Re: wtf is ducati thinking?
Post by: johnc on March 03, 2010, 03:52:34 PM
All I can think is that the smoke helps distract folks from the enormous proboscis on that thing.

Same trick worked for me for 20+ years  ;D

must resist temptation to make comment about smoke from ass. must resist temptation to make comment about smoke from ass. must resist temptation to make comment about smoke from ass.  [roll]


Title: Re: wtf is ducati thinking?
Post by: johnc on March 03, 2010, 03:55:01 PM
Might have something to do with the fact the launch was on a volcanic island.

perhaps ... but what was the reason for billowing smoke from a stage, when they launched the d16 back @ wdw 2004?  oh yeah, italy has volcanic action too  [roll]


Title: Re: wtf is ducati thinking?
Post by: ghostrider on March 03, 2010, 08:17:55 PM
maybe because they are Italian and like smoke and laser beams.


Title: Re: wtf is ducati thinking?
Post by: mostrobelle on March 03, 2010, 08:53:24 PM
2 words: euro.  trash. 

They love smoke and lasers.  I mean, don't we all?  But Italians...they're all over that like sauce on spaghetti. 


Title: Re: wtf is ducati thinking?
Post by: sally101 on March 04, 2010, 05:17:57 AM
Hmm I thought it was one of them ocean blow holes in the rocks... Seems to have a lot of upward force for a smoke bomb..


Title: Re: wtf is ducati thinking?
Post by: johnc on March 04, 2010, 08:09:00 AM
2 words: euro.  trash. 

They love smoke and lasers.  I mean, don't we all?  But Italians...they're all over that like sauce on spaghetti. 

this is the most plausible explanation ... i bet if the photo had a sound track, it would be eurotrash electronica.


Title: Re: wtf is ducati thinking?
Post by: Raux on March 04, 2010, 09:02:15 AM
it actually looks like a still from a video shoot. somewhere there is a video being produced with this image


Title: Re: wtf is ducati thinking?
Post by: johnc on March 04, 2010, 09:31:58 AM
it actually looks like a still from a video shoot. somewhere there is a video being produced with this image

no doubt with a eurotrash electronica soundtrack  [roll]


Title: Re: wtf is ducati thinking?
Post by: Venom51 on March 04, 2010, 09:44:44 AM
Hmm I thought it was one of them ocean blow holes in the rocks... Seems to have a lot of upward force for a smoke bomb..

Yeah, but using something that evokes "blow" and "hole" with a product isn't always the best thing to do.  ;D


Title: Re: wtf is ducati thinking?
Post by: johnc on March 04, 2010, 10:55:11 AM
Yeah, but using something that evokes "blow" and "hole" with a product isn't always the best thing to do.  ;D

if ducati re-brands the multistroodle the "glory hole 1200", then perhaps this makes sense.


Title: Re: wtf is ducati thinking?
Post by: Raux on March 04, 2010, 11:04:28 AM
I GOT IT

blow, nose... they are evoking the hole in the nose...
they are making fun of their own bike :D

I can sleep now


Title: Re: wtf is ducati thinking?
Post by: ducnymph on March 04, 2010, 01:22:49 PM
Lazer beams and smoke make sense, I guess, though that's so horribly cheesy  [laugh]

When I first looked at this I thought it was a small, wimpy tornado coming up the rear of the bikes for no particular reason.


Title: Re: wtf is ducati thinking?
Post by: Grampa on March 04, 2010, 02:09:16 PM
ducs with frick'n laser beams attached to their heads.


coooool


Title: Re: wtf is ducati thinking?
Post by: TCK! on March 05, 2010, 12:54:31 PM
I like the bikes, not so much that photo. Like Rob said, doesn't really make sense to me in anyway at all.


Title: Re: wtf is ducati thinking?
Post by: MendoDave on March 11, 2010, 08:40:25 AM
I still don't get it. What does smoke have to do with Ardvarks and ant eaters????

The picture makes no sense. I keep waiting for the bikes to bend down and suck some ants up off the ground....and then there is that distracting smoke.


Title: Re: wtf is ducati thinking?
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on March 11, 2010, 08:56:18 AM
Probably the poorly designed rear brake being slightly misadjusted so it make the beast with two backsing catches on fire.


Title: Re: wtf is ducati thinking?
Post by: johnc on March 11, 2010, 11:05:45 AM
ding, ding, ding ... winner, winner ... chicken dinner!!!!!   [thumbsup]

Probably the poorly designed rear brake being slightly misadjusted so it make the beast with two backsing catches on fire.


Title: Re: wtf is ducati thinking?
Post by: MendoDave on March 13, 2010, 05:32:46 AM
I remember somebodys brake catching on fire. Whose brake was that?


Title: Re: wtf is ducati thinking?
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on March 13, 2010, 06:59:48 AM
I remember somebodys brake catching on fire. Whose brake was that?

Me!!!!!!!!!!


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