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"Throw a Kit" by Hollywood Holt (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_kIUSr7-is#normal)

Just throw a kit on that pregnant dog already!

Freakin' hilarious.  Did you see the moped with the clip ons!  Awesome.

moped = bike in many states.

no helmet laws, no tag req, no nothing.... i can see the appeal.

I saw that...I was like...cafe moped.....I would rock it :)  Anything with two wheels is  [bacon]

Vid reminds me of a parody that SNL would do. 

we have a crazy moped scene in richmond va. I have seen some awesome mopeds around

(http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee163/1971DATSUN/whoa.jpg)

I used to want one of those BMW? scooters that was covered...saw them all the time in the E.U.

goddam Portland scooter gangs

worse than snowboarders

http://www.orphansgang.com/ (http://www.orphansgang.com/)

http://puddlecutters.net/ (http://puddlecutters.net/)

http://www.twistnplay.com/ (http://www.twistnplay.com/)

http://www.losgatosgordos.com/ (http://www.losgatosgordos.com/)

Vespa vs. Vespa
Rival Scooter Gangs Learn to Get Along
by Scott Moore
 
It's a truth as old as time: If you ride a scooter, be prepared to catch a ton of shit. From police, motorists, motorcyclists, pedestrians, jocks, school children, the elderly, even fetuses. Everybody, that is, except for Europeans (who still call soccer "football") and other scooter riders. That's why if you ride a scooter, you need to either (a) move to Europe or (b) join a scooter club.
According to anecdotal evidence, there's an inversely proportional relationship between a scooter-hater's likelihood to start shit and the number of riders they encounter. In other words, there's safety in numbers--numbers than can easily be attained by joining one of Portland's two main clubs. Fortunately for riders (but unfortunately for reporters trying to dig up a juicy story), the two clubs--Oregon Scooter Club and Twist and Play--function more as two halves of the same community than fierce rivals who brawl on the mean streets of Portland.

Twist and Play was formed in the mid-'90s around two things--riding vintage Italian scooters and drinking. (Although not necessarily drinking and riding, because that's dangerous and illegal. Cough. Wink.) The club has grown over the years, but its focus remains the same--it's lovingly referred to as a "drinking club with a scootering problem."

The regular club events are a weekly gathering at the Speakeasy Tavern and a roving barbecue/happy hour on Fridays. And then there are the annual events, like last weekend's Spring Scoot, and a drag ride every January, in which members ride while dressed in drag.

As the club grew through the late '90s, though, there were some members looking for a club that didn't necessarily revolve around booze and would appeal to an older demographic of "weekend riders." Since nothing like that existed in Portland, Juaning Higgins and a handful of others split off to form the Oregon Scooter Club in 2002. From the beginning, OSC has differentiated itself through its motto ("To promote safe riding, good road manners, and scooter awareness") and by getting a 501(c)(7) non-profit status. The club has a charter, rules, and bylaws, and is focused on teaching people how to be safe riders. "Not to offend anyone," Higgins says, "but we are a true organization."

While it might seem like the split should have caused a rift in the scootering community, both groups co-exist peacefully and share members, including Higgins. "Hopefully, we divided in anticipation of the scooter community getting so large," he says, explaining that creating two distinct groups for different types of riders headed off what could have been an internal division at Twist and Play. This way, the community retains its solidarity.

There are, of course, a number of other clubs besides OSC and Twist and Play, including the all-girl Hell's Belles, the Wussies, Cute Bunnies & Kitties (who reportedly put on a helluva Easter party), and Los Gatos Gordos, each of which have their own philosophies and priorities, although there is a deal of crossover between each of the clubs.

Of course, you could forgo the clubs all together, joining those scooterists who choose to remain unaffiliated. But when the shit hits the fan, wouldn't you want your back covered by people who call themselves the Cute Bunnies?

Come to think of it, the first 2 wheeler (other than a bicycle) I rode is a moped.  

They were fun fun fun.

Scootering is cool! great for cafe hang out,city riding etc...

Those mopeds are cool, the song friggin sucks so much I only made it less than halfway through.

I have a friend who was part of the Moped Army - America's toughest moped gang. He threw a kit on it. I wasn't impressed. Still a bike in my book.

it's hilarious when you get a "biker wave" from someone on a moped/scooter. [laugh]

And we wonder why other countries hate us.... ???

Why? I wave to mopeds. They're on two wheels, just like "real" motorcyclists...

make the beast with two backs them.

ok.. ok...ok... please dont ban be from the board for this... but i met a few guys who race these lil' bastards around go cart tracks here in LA.... they rent out the track for a weekend... party... race... party.... mostly hipsters... but fun group. Got to admit... just picked one up for the race later this month.

a little against my original biker blood... but it is just as fun and WAY cheaper then racing the old 600 i took around the track when i was a teen...  [moto]

I pimp'd the shit out of my moped when I was a kid.  From 12-15 I terrorised the streets of my crappy suburb.  No shoes, no helmet, no worries... 

I think I would still ride a vintage 2stroke Vespa or a Madass but most others don't tickle me too much.

check out the moped army. A club started in my home town, now its nation wide. There are a ton of tricked out Puchs, with clip ons too. One guy used to work on Ducatis, he basically gave his puch a termi exhaust slip on, smaller though, all carbon, does 70 mph. I recently heard to record is 85.

Well different strokes ya know. I do know that a lot of people around here get so many DUI's that their licenses get revoked and thus buy a moped because its legal.

well i my hood rat town, when you see people using them like mini van. it's just pretty funny.

We got a piaggio typhoon in the family, it´s everyones favourite. Ordered the 70cc Malossi sport kit to it and I'm telling you its great fun to ride it.
Got Showa upside down fork, brembo front brake  ;D

Little more info on the cylinder kit http://www.scootercraft.com/product_info.php?currency=EUR&info=p6806_Malossi-70cc-Sport-Cylinder-Kit---Piaggio---Gilera-AC.html&XTCsid=df6235317015a4a1951df1bab38aa7ac (http://www.scootercraft.com/product_info.php?currency=EUR&info=p6806_Malossi-70cc-Sport-Cylinder-Kit---Piaggio---Gilera-AC.html&XTCsid=df6235317015a4a1951df1bab38aa7ac)

Ohh, and we got a 19mm carb for it.... yes you read it right an awsome 19mm DellOrto carb  [laugh]

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 [laugh]

We've got a house down the street with a moped gang/club/whatever-they're-called.  I've never felt like such an old man when they ride those stupid little contraptions up and down the street all day long on the weekends.  And the thing its, it's not the noise that bugs me.   It's the disproportionate ratio between the extreme noise and the negligible HP of those ankle-biter bikes.  It makes me wanna get my 130db popcorn maker and run that thing outside their windows at 11am, before they all wake up.   

They're also slow as make the beast with two backs in traffic but somehow can't seem to get their asses out of the way of real vehicles.