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Title: Lindsay Lohan vs E*Trade
Post by: cyrus buelton on March 09, 2010, 09:09:48 AM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/35780790/ns/business-media_biz/ (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/35780790/ns/business-media_biz/)


Damn Lindsay, you must be really make the beast with two backsing broke to go for a lawsuit like this..........

basically suing because you share the same name and they modeled an infant after your drug abusing life?


[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

not to mention she is suing for $100 million!!!

you suck at acting. You blew all your money. You have none now. You need it.

Title: Re: Lindsay Lohan vs E*Trade
Post by: Slide Panda on March 09, 2010, 09:23:27 AM
Ghey.... If that doesn't get hucked out of court I'll be irritated.  IN the article her lawyer is claiming she has single name recognition like Ophra or Madonna...

No.. no you don't. If someone said Lidsay was doing XYZ, I'd say who? Ophra, yes. Madonna, yes. Linsay, no...

Get over
Title: Re: Lindsay Lohan vs E*Trade
Post by: cyrus buelton on March 09, 2010, 09:33:10 AM
I can't imagine a judge would even take the time to look at that shit.


She doesn't go by Lindsay and that is not synonymous with her.........
Title: Re: Lindsay Lohan vs E*Trade
Post by: Speedbag on March 09, 2010, 09:38:52 AM
From WWTDD.com:


"If anyone thought she was done acting like a spoiled, drunken retard, you can kill that because Lindsay Lohan is suing E Trade Securities for 100 million dollars over their commercial featuring a “milk-a-holic” named Lindsay. Seriously.

    Lohan's lawyer, Stephanie Ovadia, said the actress has the same single-name recognition as Oprah or Madonna.
    “Many celebrities are known by one name only, and E-Trade is using that knowledge to profit,” Ovadia said.
    “They used the name Lindsay … This is a subliminal message. Everybody's talking about it and saying it's Lindsay Lohan.”
    She says Lohan is owed $50 million in exemplary damages, plus another $50 million in compensatory damages.

Implying that Lindsay Lohan drinks too much milk is the nicest thing anyone has said about her in 5 years, so she better hope she was high when she did this. If her brain was running at full capacity, she needs to put on a helmet immediately and never take it off to protect whatever is left.

If anyone should be sued for defamation it should be Lindsay by other girls named Lindsay. According to the Social Security website and its ranking of popular names, 'Lindsay' has fallen every year for the past 10, from number 161 to number 380.

Even the name 'Adolf' started to make a comeback in 1948, just 3 years after Hitler died. Percentage wise, 'Adolf' and its variations have held up better in the US than the name 'Lindsay'.

According to her attorney, everyone thinks of Lindsay Lohan when they hear the name 'Lindsay', so that means Lohan has done more damage to her name than Hitler did to his. I'm not gonna lie to you; I've seen better legal strategies."
Title: Re: Lindsay Lohan vs E*Trade
Post by: Triple J on March 09, 2010, 11:09:17 AM
 [laugh] Classic!
Title: Re: Lindsay Lohan vs E*Trade
Post by: ryandalling on March 09, 2010, 11:10:54 AM
Wow... I keep thinking of a proper response... but all I can hope is that this is just a media stunt... there is no way that anybody could possibly think this is a real lawsuit... and if it is real... well, it has to be laughed out of court.
Title: Re: Lindsay Lohan vs E*Trade
Post by: cyrus buelton on March 09, 2010, 11:12:29 AM
Quote from: ryandalling on March 09, 2010, 11:10:54 AM
Wow... I keep thinking of a proper response... but all I can hope is that this is just a media stunt... there is no way that anybody could possibly think this is a real lawsuit... and if it is real... well, it has to be laughed out of court.

It's real.


In the article they list the federal court filing number.
Title: Re: Lindsay Lohan vs E*Trade
Post by: Last Canadian Exit on March 09, 2010, 11:52:40 AM
Quote from: cyrus buelton on March 09, 2010, 09:09:48 AM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/35780790/ns/business-media_biz/ (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/35780790/ns/business-media_biz/)


Damn Lindsay, you must be really make the beast with two backsing broke to go for a lawsuit like this..........

basically suing because you share the same name and they modeled an infant after your drug abusing life?


[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

not to mention she is suing for $100 million!!!

you suck at acting. You blew all your money. You have none now. You need it.



I had to google make the beast with two backsing to understand what was just said  ???  ??? ???
Title: Re: Lindsay Lohan vs E*Trade
Post by: Bick on March 09, 2010, 02:54:11 PM
 [roll]

Title: Re: Lindsay Lohan vs E*Trade
Post by: NoisyDante on March 09, 2010, 08:11:22 PM
She's ridiculous.  She wasted her money away on cocaine and alcohol, and shame on her parents for not slapping any sense into her.  I worked with her back in 2004 when she wasn't so mind numbingly retarded.

I avoid stories about her like the plague, same goes for the Kardashian idiots and anyone from The Hills.  The less I know about their pointless, self centered, oxygen-wasting existences the better.
Title: Re: Lindsay Lohan vs E*Trade
Post by: redxblack on March 10, 2010, 03:14:36 AM
I think Al Franken said "Satire is protected speech, even when the object of the satire doesn't get it."
Title: Re: Lindsay Lohan vs E*Trade
Post by: muskrat on March 10, 2010, 07:10:31 AM
Quote from: NoisyDante on March 09, 2010, 08:11:22 PM
She's ridiculous.  She wasted her money away on cocaine and alcohol, and shame on her parents for not slapping any sense into her.  I worked with her back in 2004 when she wasn't so mind numbingly retarded.

I avoid stories about her like the plague, same goes for the Kardashian idiots and anyone from The Hills.  The less I know about their pointless, self centered, oxygen-wasting existences the better.

[beer]  well said.  I too am sick of their "elite" antics.  Sadly, most of America follows them and thinks they are something to admire. 
Title: Re: Lindsay Lohan vs E*Trade
Post by: duc_fan on March 10, 2010, 04:18:42 PM
Quote from: NoisyDante on March 09, 2010, 08:11:22 PM
She's ridiculous.  She wasted her money away on cocaine and alcohol, and shame on her parents for not slapping any sense into her.  I worked with her back in 2004 when she wasn't so mind numbingly retarded.

I avoid stories about her like the plague, same goes for the Kardashian idiots and anyone from The Hills.  The less I know about their pointless, self centered, oxygen-wasting existences the better.

Well put.  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Lindsay Lohan vs E*Trade
Post by: superjohn on March 10, 2010, 04:58:31 PM
On one hand, I think Ms. Lohan is insane and her lawyers should be shot. On the other hand, I want to support any activity that may get that freaky f---ing baby off of my television. Seriously, that thing gives me the creeps.
Title: Re: Lindsay Lohan vs E*Trade
Post by: Xerxes1769 on March 10, 2010, 05:32:06 PM
 [laugh]