Not sure to be overjoyed, or run like hell - but caffeinated jerky is now availible
http://www.perkyjerky.com/home.php (http://www.perkyjerky.com/home.php)
Quote from: yuu on March 12, 2010, 09:35:51 AM
Not sure to be overjoyed, or run like hell - but caffeinated jerky is now availible
http://www.perkyjerky.com/home.php (http://www.perkyjerky.com/home.php)
I guarantee this will create epic farts...
I sent this to a coworker... her reply "Performance enhancing meat products? **snicker**" Plus she thought I was sending her a porn website.... perkyjerky.com .... could go horribly dirty... ;D
That's great. Sometimes I get a sleepy when I'm continuously cramming snack foods down my fat gob. This should ensure that I can not only maintain my hugely obese mass but that I can do away with unnecessary caffeine withdrawal headaches in the unfortunate instance that I find myself somehow more than 5 minutes away from my thrice daily 48oz Big Gulp.
sac
/perhaps I could dip them in caramel sauce
//I'm hungry
Beef Jerky is actually a pretty healthy snack if you buy the right stuff. [bacon] [bacon] Not sure this product is one of the good ones though.
Stolen from Men's Health:
Why you think it's bad: It's unhealthy meat that's loaded with preservatives.
Why it's not: Beef jerky is high in protein and doesn't raise your level of insulinâ€"a hormone that signals your body to store fat. That makes it an ideal between-meals snack, especially when you're trying to lose weight. And while some beef-jerky brands are packed with high-sodium ingredients, such as MSG and sodium nitrate, chemical-free products are available. If you have high blood pressure, check the label for brands that are made from all-natural ingredients, which reduce the total sodium content.
would that be calf-eine ?
Quote from: superjohn on March 12, 2010, 12:42:05 PM
would that be calf-eine ?
Boo this man.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Quote from: SacDuc on March 12, 2010, 12:47:43 PM
Boo this man.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
;D
one step closer to the sustenance pill....
You could wash that jerky down with this. :D
http://www.waterjoe.com/main.html (http://www.waterjoe.com/main.html)
Sex sells. Anybody else think the logo looks like a lady's hour glass figure like Jessica Rabbit?
Even before you eat - shower up with
http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/accessories/5a65/ (http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/accessories/5a65/)
and yes - the package graphic does hold a resemblance to a buxo
figure