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Title: looking to play in a band?(this is hilarious!)
Post by: zooom on March 12, 2010, 10:22:36 AM
http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/muc/1640728208.html (http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/muc/1640728208.html)
Title: Re: looking to play in a band?(this is hilarious!)
Post by: iDuc on March 12, 2010, 11:44:31 AM
Talk about a face melting guitar solo!

BTW what were you searching for to bring this up?  Pyrotechnics experts?  Used/ damaged guitar sales?
Title: Re: looking to play in a band?(this is hilarious!)
Post by: Bun-bun on March 12, 2010, 11:49:39 AM
Penile implants?
Title: Re: looking to play in a band?(this is hilarious!)
Post by: zooom on March 12, 2010, 11:53:23 AM
Quote from: iDuc on March 12, 2010, 11:44:31 AM
Talk about a face melting guitar solo!

BTW what were you searching for to bring this up?  Pyrotechnics experts?  Used/ damaged guitar sales?

I was thinking it'd be a helluva cover for them to do KISS's "Love Gun"....

my boss actually sent it to me as his band is looking for another guitarist and one of band members came across it....so I am innocent in this one...but HAD to share...

the 2 funny comments I have gotten with other's I've shared this thought were "...for him to get a drummer with alot of gas so he can do blue flame standing solo's..."...and this guy has guaranteed he's never going to get a b**wjob ever again!..."
Title: Re: looking to play in a band?(this is hilarious!)
Post by: zarn02 on March 12, 2010, 12:13:03 PM
. . .

Uh... neat?
Title: Re: looking to play in a band?(this is hilarious!)
Post by: Triple J on March 12, 2010, 02:32:11 PM
Damn...glad I play drums is all I have.  :o


[laugh]
Title: Re: looking to play in a band?(this is hilarious!)
Post by: superjohn on March 12, 2010, 03:44:03 PM
I know most guitar players are flaming cocks, but geez.....
Title: Re: looking to play in a band?(this is hilarious!)
Post by: FatguyRacer on March 14, 2010, 10:48:01 AM
I see a Dethklok moment of epic fail in whatever future band that guy ends up.
Title: Re: looking to play in a band?(this is hilarious!)
Post by: il d00d on March 14, 2010, 07:28:18 PM
"I'm in to playing hard rock, my influences are myself, Night Ranger, Survivor..."

He is oddly humble about his influences.  Despite being an apparently sentient organism, he only managed to make an impression on himself.  Clearly he suffers from low self-esteem.

Also:

Moootorriiiing...[twirl] what's youuur priiice for fliiiiight... [t-t-twirl]

Best of luck trying to erase that mental image  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: looking to play in a band?(this is hilarious!)
Post by: redxblack on March 15, 2010, 06:50:04 AM
This thread makes me want to never pick up a musical instrument ever again!
Title: Re: looking to play in a band?(this is hilarious!)
Post by: KnightofNi on March 15, 2010, 09:16:23 AM
on his influences....he did say hard rock right?

where did all of those come from?