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Title: What is your Achilles heel?
Post by: Desert Dust on March 12, 2010, 05:32:52 PM
We all know about the great warrior Achilles who was unstoppable until an arrow pierced the back of his heel, rendering him helpless.

We all warriors, which is why we mount monsters. As great as we are, we all have an Achilles heel.

What is your Achilles heel?

For me, it's gin. I could perform great accomplishments if not for gin. Or is it that I survive only because of gin?   ???

Beautiful brown women. Wow!

Salma Hayek, Penelope Cruz, Eva Longoria, Jessica Biel. I can't keep my eyes off of beautiful brown women.   [bow_down]

What are your vices?
Title: Re: What is your Achilles heel?
Post by: Speedbag on March 12, 2010, 05:54:38 PM
Beer.
Title: Re: What is your Achilles heel?
Post by: lethe on March 12, 2010, 05:58:55 PM
In a nationwide survey, 4 out of 5 DMFers will say bacon.
Title: Re: What is your Achilles heel?
Post by: geoffduc on March 12, 2010, 05:59:31 PM
Ducati's, carbon and bling  [bow_down]  [bang]

[coffee]
Title: Re: What is your Achilles heel?
Post by: SacDuc on March 12, 2010, 06:00:21 PM
Quote from: lethe on March 12, 2010, 05:58:55 PM
In a nationwide survey, 4 out of 5 DMFers will say bacon.

The other one is in the hospital recovering from heart surgery.


Title: Re: What is your Achilles heel?
Post by: rgramjet on March 12, 2010, 06:02:24 PM
Id have to say my third nipple
Title: Re: What is your Achilles heel?
Post by: lethe on March 12, 2010, 06:03:20 PM
Quote from: SacDuc on March 12, 2010, 06:00:21 PM
The other one is in the hospital recovering from heart surgery.



Here I was expected a different kind of post from you when I saw you had a reply.

Hmmm, now what was it I might have been expecting..........
Title: Re: What is your Achilles heel?
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on March 12, 2010, 06:12:12 PM
Quote from: lethe on March 12, 2010, 06:03:20 PM
Hmmm, now what was it I might have been expecting..........

It sounds like you were expecting anal from sacduc.

Play safe.
Title: Re: What is your Achilles heel?
Post by: lethe on March 12, 2010, 06:13:21 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on March 12, 2010, 06:12:12 PM
It sounds like you were expecting anal from sacduc.

Play safe.
can't get me, I'm sitting down
Title: Re: What is your Achilles heel?
Post by: He Man on March 12, 2010, 06:27:34 PM
i dontk now, if someoen shot my achilles heel with a make the beast with two backsing arrow im pretty sure id be down for the count too. I mean i cant make the beast with two backsing walk for christ sake. wtf.
Title: Re: What is your Achilles heel?
Post by: rgramjet on March 12, 2010, 06:47:54 PM
I knew this was a trick question.  Thats why I threw out the third nipple smokescreen!
Title: Re: What is your Achilles heel?
Post by: Jobu on March 12, 2010, 07:59:22 PM
Wheelies
Title: Re: What is your Achilles heel?
Post by: Rameses on March 13, 2010, 02:16:06 AM
Quote from: Jobu on March 12, 2010, 07:59:22 PM
Wheelies



I have proof.











(https://farm5.static.flickr.com/4020/4428484365_cb0a2ed441_b.jpg)




(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2737/4428484673_3039b20c48_b.jpg)

Yep.  IZ was there too.



(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2553/4429249790_d47a74becc_b.jpg)




(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2726/4429251060_52c6d57bf1_o.jpg)





There you have it folks.

Wheelies.

Jobu's Achilles Heel.

[roll]



Title: Re: What is your Achilles heel?
Post by: SacDuc on March 13, 2010, 06:03:28 AM
Quote from: lethe on March 12, 2010, 06:03:20 PM
Here I was expected a different kind of post from you when I saw you had a reply.

Hmmm, now what was it I might have been expecting..........

Dude, that's not my Achilles heel, that's my SUPERPOWER!!  [evil]

sac
Title: Re: What is your Achilles heel?
Post by: lethe on March 13, 2010, 06:07:00 AM
Quote from: SacDuc on March 13, 2010, 06:03:28 AM
Dude, that's not my Achilles heel, that's my SUPERPOWER!!  [evil]

sac
So Thetis dipped you ass first in the river?
Title: Re: What is your Achilles heel?
Post by: SacDuc on March 13, 2010, 06:16:58 AM
Quote from: lethe on March 13, 2010, 06:07:00 AM
So Thetis dipped you ass first in the river?

Let me put it this way, I'm never going to turn my back on Paris.

sac
Title: Re: What is your Achilles heel?
Post by: DarkMonster620 on March 13, 2010, 12:52:48 PM
Turns...Chocolate...Beer...Pizza...Chicken Wings...Beer...Ribs...Sex...Beer...
Title: Re: What is your Achilles heel?
Post by: NoisyDante on March 13, 2010, 02:45:20 PM
Wendy's Spicy Chicken Sandwich, Ducati's, cute Asian ladies, 007 martinis, Fight Club (if it is on tv, I will watch it), and cigars.  I'd list tattoos but that's really only a once a year deal, not exactly a vice.
Title: Re: What is your Achilles heel?
Post by: Desert Dust on March 13, 2010, 03:58:08 PM
^^^^^^^^
Fight Club! Love it! One of my favorite movies of all time, along with Pulp Fiction, The Godfather, The Departed, and Inglorious Bastards.
Title: Re: What is your Achilles heel?
Post by: Pip on March 15, 2010, 08:27:08 AM
Post-Hardcore, Layer Cake (the movie), The Hunt For Red October, Brunettes with blue eyes, Italian/English bikes, German/Italian cars, Cream Cheese frosting (especially on brunettes with blue eyes).
Title: Re: What is your Achilles heel?
Post by: DCXCV on March 15, 2010, 08:45:38 AM
My Achilles Tendon?  I'm with He Man on that one.  That will always take you out of the game (just ask David Beckham).

Quote from: Desert Dust on March 13, 2010, 03:58:08 PM
The Departed

Try Infernal Affairs - the Hong Kong original that The Departed Americanized.

Title: Re: What is your Achilles heel?
Post by: Piller on March 15, 2010, 09:02:15 AM
[Mod edit - diagram of naked woman snipped]

Welcome back Piller. Let me remind you, we don't post boobies. Not now, not ever  [roll]

Title: Re: What is your Achilles heel?
Post by: NoisyDante on March 15, 2010, 09:30:41 AM
Quote from: Ghostly Pip on March 15, 2010, 08:27:08 AM
Layer Cake

Hell yes, awesome movie.  Seen that one way too many times myself.
Title: Re: What is your Achilles heel?
Post by: Desert Dust on March 15, 2010, 02:11:26 PM
Now all of us know Tiger's Achilles heel.

It ain't Phil Mickelson  [cheeky]
Title: Re: What is your Achilles heel?
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on March 15, 2010, 03:18:37 PM
Quote from: Desert Dust on March 15, 2010, 02:11:26 PM
Now all of us know Tiger's Achilles heel.

It ain't Phil Mickelson  [cheeky]

This just in. Rich, powerful young men love beautiful easy women.

More at 11.
Title: Re: What is your Achilles heel?
Post by: Pip on March 15, 2010, 04:41:27 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on March 15, 2010, 03:18:37 PM
This just in. Rich, powerful young men love beautiful easy women.

More at 11.

Tivo'd.
Title: Re: What is your Achilles heel?
Post by: Desert Dust on March 15, 2010, 07:14:30 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on March 15, 2010, 03:18:37 PM
This just in. Rich, powerful young men love beautiful easy women.

More at 11.
Big Ben
Title: Re: What is your Achilles heel?
Post by: Randimus Maximus on March 15, 2010, 07:29:39 PM
Quote from: NoisyDante on March 13, 2010, 02:45:20 PM
Wendy's Spicy Chicken Sandwich, Ducati's,cute Asian ladies, 007 martinis, Fight Club (if it is on tv, I will watch it), and cigars.  I'd list tattoos but that's really only a once a year deal, not exactly a vice.

Ash is your Achilles heel?
Title: Re: What is your Achilles heel?
Post by: GAAN on March 15, 2010, 07:41:34 PM
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on March 15, 2010, 07:29:39 PM
Ash is your Achilles heel?

He's yours too
Title: Re: What is your Achilles heel?
Post by: Randimus Maximus on March 15, 2010, 07:47:34 PM
Quote from: Mother on March 15, 2010, 07:41:34 PM
He's yours too

So?
Title: Re: What is your Achilles heel?
Post by: GAAN on March 15, 2010, 08:08:02 PM
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on March 15, 2010, 07:47:34 PM
So?

get off my man

pregnant dog
Title: Re: What is your Achilles heel?
Post by: NoisyDante on March 15, 2010, 08:35:46 PM
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on March 15, 2010, 07:29:39 PM
Ash is your Achilles heel?

ha

though I don't discriminate, cute ladies in general
Title: Re: What is your Achilles heel?
Post by: redxblack on March 16, 2010, 03:11:04 AM
I'd be able to get more stuff done if not for watching the Detroit Red Wings as if it were a religion.
Title: Re: What is your Achilles heel?
Post by: ZLTFUL on March 16, 2010, 05:40:18 AM
Mine is something like this:

(http://images.conquestchronicles.com/images/admin/foot_achilles_tendon_anatomy01a.jpg)
Title: Re: What is your Achilles heel?
Post by: KnightofNi on March 16, 2010, 05:54:04 AM
Quote from: lethe on March 13, 2010, 06:07:00 AM
So Thetis dipped you ass first in the river?

so does this mean that the top of his head and his big toes are vulnerable?