I will begin the bidding at one dollar...wait sorry, rules
1) whomever correctly guesses what went wrong with aziz will be paid by aziz
there better
I say for a dollar the big tall strapping A man threw a clot resulting in...damn whats that word... hemiplegia...no not that one...
ahhhh brain freeze...
Complete tongue paralysis that resulted from a frontal lobe stroke and a cn-XII injury, both caused by an ipsilateral ICA dissection.
Where's my dollar?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dysphagia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dysphagia)
bee sting to the larynx
He got is Munk stuck in another tail pipe [thumbsup]
whats the back story?
is this about why he is back in AZ?
i think he is knocked up..
ok...
http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=35870.msg628416#msg628416 (http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=35870.msg628416#msg628416)
i was right.
he gave birth to an alien, but it came out his mouth instead...
Turkey bacon. The silent killer.
He overdosed on nails.
His wife drove over him in the parking lot.
Quote from: MrIncredible on March 13, 2010, 05:14:22 PM
His wife drove over him in the parking lot.
Nah, she would've passed right over him unless a tire hit him.
Quote from: lethe on March 13, 2010, 05:16:15 PM
Nah, she would've passed right over him unless a tire hit him.
So he was nailed by a tire? ;D
Quote from: MrIncredible on March 13, 2010, 05:20:59 PM
So he was nailed by a tire? ;D
His body was a total loss so they put his brain in a squirrel.
Quote from: lethe on March 13, 2010, 05:22:43 PM
His body was a total loss so they put his brain in a squirrel.
:o
It is IZ, we'll never get a clear picture of what happened.
Quote from: Jobu on March 13, 2010, 06:19:54 PM
It is IZ, we'll never get a clear picture of what happened.
[laugh]
Nice
Ms IZ has Munchausen syndrome by proxy.
Quote from: bobspapa on March 13, 2010, 07:06:23 PM
Ms IZ has Munchausen syndrome by proxy.
does one get that from proximity to Munch?
Sorry you are having problems swallowing.
Quote from: lethe on March 13, 2010, 05:22:43 PM
His body was a total loss so they put his brain in a squirrel.
Yeah, I do like 1,000 pushups a day.
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_d8PTvptzhjY/S1NRlyfNoGI/AAAAAAAAAHg/tZDgfnyD9mo/s320/body-build-squirrel.jpg)
Quote from: Jobu on March 13, 2010, 06:19:54 PM
It is IZ, we'll never get a clear picture of what happened.
If IZ_ pays me I'm sending the dollar to Jobu.
That's funny. ;D
Quote from: Jobu on March 13, 2010, 06:19:54 PM
It is IZ, we'll never get a clear picture of what happened.
[clap]
Quote from: kopfjäger on March 13, 2010, 08:52:33 PM
Sorry you are having problems swallowing.
I know it's all in good fun guys but I find it about as funny as a child having terminal cancer.
i hope you feel better soon adam :)
Quote from: IZ on March 14, 2010, 07:56:24 AM
I know it's all in good fun guys but I find it about as funny as a child having terminal cancer.
So you're saying you're about to die a horrible, painful death at a very young age? Wow, that sucks.
Glad to hear you're feeling better now. :)
Quote from: IZ on March 14, 2010, 07:56:24 AM
I know it's all in good fun guys but I find it about as funny as a child having terminal cancer.
What'd you think would happen with no explanation?
Quote from: IZ on March 14, 2010, 07:56:24 AM
I know it's all in good fun guys but I find it about as funny as a child having terminal cancer.
I think your treatable medical condition is vastly different.
Quote from: hbliam on March 14, 2010, 08:37:57 PM
I think your treatable medical condition is vastly different.
I think you know what I tell you and that's it.
Quote from: IZ on March 15, 2010, 04:28:04 AM
I think you know what I tell you and that's it.
are you going to die adam?
do we need to plan a line of bikes 4 miles long for your funeral?
Quote from: IZ on March 15, 2010, 04:28:04 AM
I think you know what I tell you and that's it.
That's true...
but why create all the drama?
Why not just keep it to yourself or tell us?
Quote from: ducpainter on March 15, 2010, 05:02:46 AM
That's true...
but why create all the drama?
Why not just keep it to yourself or tell us?
I didn't start this thread. The original thread was me saying I'm happy to be alive after 4 ER visits.
I've said all I'm going to on the DMF and don't feel the need to get into specifics about the situation.
Hence..the reason I locked the thread after creating it.
The whole thing is just ironic.
Quote from: IZ on March 15, 2010, 05:26:36 AM
I've said all I'm going to on the DMF.
Sounds like you still have a speech issue. :P
Quote from: Jobu on March 13, 2010, 06:19:54 PM
It is IZ, we'll never get a clear picture of what happened.
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
good thing i already finished my coffee....
Adam
I hope all goes well for you mang
DMF
[bang]