Ok rules
1 dollar paid out by sac for the best guess
Sac cannot play
Could it have been a childhood case of disphagia?
Stupid people. I just gave myself a dollar.
sac
/not actually a bitter person
//but I play one on the internet
///life is quite good at the moment
////I'd still be happy to piss in your Cheerios Mother ;D
Allergic to bacon.
meat drinks
Quote from: SacDuc on March 15, 2010, 06:55:09 PM
Stupid people. I just gave myself a dollar.
sac
/not actually a bitter person
//but I play one on the internet
///life is quite good at the moment
////I'd still be happy to piss in your Cheerios Mother ;D
<screeching tires>
<reverse>
He was born without an anus, just a round rump with no canyon or hole.
Quote from: Mother on March 15, 2010, 06:50:42 PM
Ok rules
1 dollar paid out by sac for the best guess
Sac cannot play
Could it have been a childhood case of disphagia?
I'd say he is like me. Doesn't really hate life. Isn't actually bitter.
But he is smart enough to realize that the average person is stupid and that a lot of shit is wrong in the world because of that.
Other than that, Sac cracks me up 'cause he says shit that I'm thinking. He gets my humor; I get his.
But I s'pose he might not be getting/have ever had any anal.
I think he nicked his scrote when he was manscaping for his non-bike time and ever since then has felt scarred and less manly and therefore bitter.
I HATE it when that happens!!
"anus" got a mention before "scraped scrote," which surprises me.
[popcorn]
Quote from: Jobu on March 15, 2010, 11:17:34 PM
<snip>
the average person is stupid
<snip>
can that even happen?
if smart is on one end and stupid on the other can average be stupid?
I suppose average would be smapid
yes
the world on average is smapid
Quote from: Jobu on March 15, 2010, 11:17:34 PM
I'd say he is like me. Doesn't really hate life. Isn't actually bitter.
But he is smart enough to realize that the average person is stupid and that a lot of shit is wrong in the world because of that.
Other than that, Sac cracks me up 'cause he says shit that I'm thinking. He gets my humor; I get his.
But I s'pose he might not be getting/have ever had any anal.
Good lord...get a room. The ammount of bromance in this one post just threw the balance of the earth's rotation off by a few centimeters.
[cheeky]
IZ_ owes me a dollar
Quote from: ZLTFUL on March 16, 2010, 03:38:57 AM
Good lord...get a room. The ammount of bromance in this one post just threw the balance of the earth's rotation off by a few centimeters.
[cheeky]
It does kinda sound like a match.com ad.
i think he is actually a 12 yr old boy who just makes stuff up to seem important.
the "bitterness" is more of an act to throw everyone off the trail.
Quote from: Mother on March 15, 2010, 06:50:42 PM
Ok rules
1 dollar paid out by sac for the best guess
Sac cannot play
Could it have been a childhood case of disphagia?
he forgot to copyright the saying "WWSDD"
by the time he got around to it, aPPLE already owned it.
wHAT
wOULD
sTEVE
dARE
dO
[thumbsup]
Quote from: KnightofNi on March 16, 2010, 04:29:28 AM
i think he is actually a 12 yr old boy who just makes stuff up to seem important.
the "bitterness" is more of an act to throw everyone off the trail.
i can actually vouch for sacduc, since i have been blessed with his presence once upon a time..
psst..i win right?
Quote from: herm (not herb) on March 16, 2010, 05:38:49 AM
i can actually vouch for sacduc, since i have been blessed with his presence once upon a time..
psst..i win right?
see, that's just how good he has you fooled.
His internet persona and his real life persona couldn't be further apart. [thumbsup]
Quote from: Duck-Stew on March 16, 2010, 06:06:36 AM
His internet persona and his real life persona couldn't be further apart. [thumbsup]
they say the same about another member here
could they be brothers?
:o
moi?
I only play a tard online
you people are totally not helping me with my joke.
i thougth we were ripping on sacduc here, not telling him he's a nice guy. ???
Mladin and Sac were separated at birth.
Quote from: KnightofNi on March 16, 2010, 06:32:45 AM
you people are totally not helping me with my joke.
i thougth we were ripping on sacduc here, not telling him he's a nice guy. ???
HA HA! No one likes you!
sac
Quote from: SacDuc on March 16, 2010, 06:55:27 AM
HA HA! No one likes you!
sac
i'll jsut say myself on the no one gives a shit thread :'(
Quote from: KnightofNi on March 16, 2010, 07:16:12 AM
i'll jsut say myself on the no one gives a shit thread :'(
No one will care there either not even you.
I think Sac was molested by the Travelocity Roaming Gnome.
He does have that pointy hat.
Quote from: SacDuc on March 16, 2010, 06:55:27 AM
HA HA! No one likes you!
sac
I like Kni. I have photo evidence.
(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff194/hires_melissa_photos/dimby_redux/IMG_0446.jpg)
^^^ That is ghey
if that is the picture i think it is...
i would say we had been drinking, but obviously we had been done drinking for quite a while.
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol
Quote from: MrIncredible on March 16, 2010, 08:50:11 AM
You're just jealous :-*
he wants to tangle beards with you.
Where is that video of the people frolocking in the park dressed like avatar when you need it?
So a thread started by Mother to deride SacDuc gets threadjacked into a discussion about how ghey Knight is. Damn, it's like the old DML days in here.
sac
/I approve [thumbsup]
Quote from: SacDuc on March 16, 2010, 09:52:01 AM
So a thread started by Mother to deride SacDuc gets threadjacked into a discussion about how ghey Knight is. Damn, it's like the old DML days in here.
sac
/I approve [thumbsup]
Shouldn't you be posting on the "asshole" thread?
Quote from: duccarlos on March 16, 2010, 10:17:23 AM
Shouldn't you be posting on the "asshole" thread?
There's an "asshole" thread?
sac
Quote from: SacDuc on March 16, 2010, 09:52:01 AM
So a thread started by Mother to deride SacDuc gets threadjacked into a discussion about how ghey Knight is. Damn, it's like the old DML days in here.
sac
/I approve [thumbsup]
how ghey knight and mrI are.....i'm not in this alone. lol
Quote from: duccarlos on March 16, 2010, 09:10:08 AM
Where is that video of the people frolocking in the park dressed like avatar when you need it?
How does one fro-lock? ;D
Quote from: SacDuc on March 16, 2010, 10:18:22 AM
There's an "asshole" thread?
sac
feast your eyes
http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=35992.msg630634#msg630634 (http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=35992.msg630634#msg630634)
Quote from: duccarlos on March 16, 2010, 11:02:44 AM
Very carefully.
I'm going to have to try this fro-lock.
I do prefer the frau-lick though. ;D
Fraus are generally hairy.
Not in my (albiet limited) experience.
Quote from: Mother on March 16, 2010, 06:10:27 AM
they say the same about another member here
could they be brothers?
:o
I seriously doubt it...
I've had the 'pleasure'... [roll]
of meeting both.
;D
Quote from: SacDuc on March 16, 2010, 10:18:22 AM
There's an "asshole" thread?
sac
It got me out of the woodwork...in fact it may be where I will really shine like a Carolina moon on this site <puckering with pride>
as for Sac's bitterness I will offer this definition from "The Devii's Dictionary"
CYNIC, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. Hence the custom among the Scythians of plucking out a cynic's eyes to improve his vision.
You might be being a bit hard on the boy.... ;D
We could use a multitude of words to define him...
re·al·ist
â€, â€,/ˈriÉ™lɪst/
â€"noun
1.
a person who tends to view or represent things as they really are.
Quote from: ducpainter on March 16, 2010, 02:10:38 PM
I've had the 'pleasure'... [roll]
of meeting both.
;D
Only met half in person. This one seems ok at first, but then he falls back into the same conduct he displays here. It's more annoying in real life since you know for a fact he can't back it up.
Can I change my answer?
sac
Quote from: RAT900 on March 17, 2010, 03:59:49 AM
...in fact it may be where I will really shine like a Carolina moon on this site <puckering with pride>
[clap]
Quote from: duccarlos on March 17, 2010, 05:16:59 AM
Only met half in person. This one seems ok at first, but then he falls back into the same conduct he displays here. It's more annoying in real life since you know for a fact he can't back it up.
You need to use a comma or take a breath or use some inflection or something.
Which one is
this one?
I used periods. My statements are interchangeable for anyone you meet on the interwebz.
Quote from: duccarlos on March 17, 2010, 01:17:08 PM
I used periods. My statements are interchangeable for anyone you meet on the interwebz.
So you're saying everyone is full of shit...
Quote from: ducpainter on March 17, 2010, 01:18:32 PM
So you're saying everyone is full of shit...
I'm only half empty of shit
Quote from: ducpainter on March 17, 2010, 02:05:20 PM
pessimist eh?
always happier than the optimist as the pessimist expects everything to be bad and can be pleasantly surprised when it's not, meanwhile all the optimist receives is constant disappointment as things are never rosy all the time.
Quote from: lethe on March 17, 2010, 02:14:16 PM
always happier than the optimist as the pessimist expects everything to be bad and can be pleasantly surprised when it's not, meanwhile all the optimist receives is constant disappointment as things are never rosy all the time.
and ultimately happier than the cynic/realist....
we're doomed.
Quote from: ducpainter on March 17, 2010, 02:15:46 PM
and ultimately happier than the cynic/realist....
we're doomed.
doomed to what though?
As things get worse at least it balances out by more amusing things occurred.
Quote from: lethe on March 17, 2010, 02:19:31 PM
doomed to what though?
As things get worse at least it balances out by more amusing things occurred.
doesn't compute
Quote from: ducpainter on March 17, 2010, 02:20:33 PM
doesn't compute
More stupid people = more stupid things being done for our amusement, more often than not on video for future amusement as well
a pessimist is a realist with experience.
therefor, Sacduc is half empty.
This thread has dipped a toe in the philosophical pool. :-\ The only thing that can save it now are pictures of boobs.
sac
Quote from: SacDuc on March 17, 2010, 06:19:39 PM
:-\ The only thing that can save it now are pictures of boobs.
sac
(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/Yermo77/ManBoobs.png)
AGGGHHHHH....... BAD BAD....... MY EYES make it go away!!!!
QuoteWhat do you s'pose made sac so bitter towards life thread
Anal
Death or Cake?
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