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Title: bugs
Post by: Grampa on March 17, 2010, 10:06:54 AM
kill'em all


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Title: Re: bugs
Post by: Ratfink749 on March 17, 2010, 10:14:36 AM
Better on the visor than in your teeth..


Title: Re: bugs
Post by: Grampa on March 17, 2010, 10:18:24 AM
Better on the visor than in your teeth..

I just had a thought..... maybe the guys who ride around wearing those 1/2 helmets are actually whale like creatures, only instead of eating plankton....they eat bugs.


Title: Re: bugs
Post by: DucSeason on March 17, 2010, 10:52:00 AM
A.D. Maddox - World's first Ducati-riding, Catholic schoolgirl uniform-wearing, bug-splattering artist (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCVtD7Q6AJA#normal)


Title: Re: bugs
Post by: Ratfink749 on March 17, 2010, 11:13:33 AM
I just had a thought..... maybe the guys who ride around wearing those 1/2 helmets are actually whale like creatures, only instead of eating plankton....they eat bugs.
Thick beard and moustache to have some saved for later when theyre not on the bike..?  You may be onto something.


Title: Re: bugs
Post by: JEFF_H on March 17, 2010, 11:20:57 AM
you need to ride across the valley at night to coalinga in july when the moths are in the cotton (or whatever they are doing out there)

it looks like hitting hyperspace in star wars.
moth juice dont taste good neither


Title: Re: bugs
Post by: Munch on March 17, 2010, 01:16:24 PM
Even if I wanted to ride helmetless, I wouldn't...

My trip to Steamboat in July...

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Title: Re: bugs
Post by: Povidius on March 17, 2010, 02:53:44 PM
Ugh, bugs!  I hate how some bugs stain!  This will be the LAST white jacket I own!  >:(


Title: Re: bugs
Post by: KnightofNi on March 17, 2010, 07:23:22 PM
i actually got bug splatter today for the first time in about 5 months

SPRING IS HERE!!! [clap] [beer]

now it's time to wash off the road salt and start collecting bug guts.

no really, i'll wash it off.

ok, so i'll spray it down and knock off the big chunks of road grit and salt that built up




fine...i'll clean off the headlight and tail light and just ride it in the rain then say i washed it.


Title: Re: bugs
Post by: brimo on March 17, 2010, 07:30:03 PM
The bee down the neck of the jacket is always good for a laugh, especially wen you pull over and your buddy offers to pull out the sting, only to succeed in squeezing more venom in cos he grapped the poison sac with his big fat f--ken sausage fingers...ow.


Title: Re: bugs
Post by: slyfox on March 17, 2010, 09:23:12 PM
Bugs' nothing compared to riding through a swarm of bumble-bee ...  [bang]


Title: Re: bugs
Post by: brimo on March 18, 2010, 12:33:09 AM
I see your bumble bees and raise you locusts.  ;)


Title: Re: bugs
Post by: zooom on March 18, 2010, 09:40:39 AM
the once every 17 year secadas were a pain in the chest and then some....wish I had taken pics of the splatters from then....nas-teeeeee!


Title: Re: bugs
Post by: KnightofNi on March 18, 2010, 09:45:02 AM
the once every 17 year secadas were a pain in the chest and then some....wish I had taken pics of the splatters from then....nas-teeeeee!

haha, i thought my visor had broken for sure after that impact.


Title: Re: bugs
Post by: Monster Dave on March 18, 2010, 11:42:02 AM
Even if I wanted to ride helmetless, I wouldn't...

My trip to Steamboat in July...

(http://public.bay.livefilestore.com/y1pZNd46eCiRegPMbc4_UPXzJpbS9tT9YfsAhFPLwSBYoix1vbozw3IX8wIygn3aUy8PxZcE8Tp1nDpOu2IgR4hHw/IMG_0610.JPG)


CRAP!!!  [laugh]


Title: Re: bugs
Post by: rgramjet on March 18, 2010, 11:56:00 AM
The bee down the neck of the jacket is always good for a laugh, especially wen you pull over and your buddy offers to pull out the sting, only to succeed in squeezing more venom in cos he grapped the poison sac with his big fat f--ken sausage fingers...ow.

I chewed a yellow jacket before he could sting me.....that sucked.


Title: Re: bugs
Post by: Raux on March 18, 2010, 10:34:52 PM
the once every 17 year secadas were a pain in the chest and then some....wish I had taken pics of the splatters from then....nas-teeeeee!
got hit in the throat years ago riding a moped... thought i was going to die


Title: Re: bugs
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on March 19, 2010, 05:37:07 AM
I chewed a yellow jacket before he could sting me.....that sucked.

I would say it bites.  ;D


Title: Re: bugs
Post by: eyeboy on March 19, 2010, 05:52:14 AM
I just had a thought..... maybe the guys who ride around wearing those 1/2 helmets are actually whale like creatures, only instead of eating plankton....they eat bugs.

you get good at keeping your teeth closed just enough to screen out the big crunchy ones, the little sweet ones pass through easily.


Title: Re: bugs
Post by: The Architect on March 19, 2010, 06:13:58 AM

CRAP!!!  [laugh]

No; flies, mosquitoes and looks like a few black flies.   


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