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Title: Spot the Difference.
Post by: mattyvas on March 20, 2010, 09:31:17 PM
Can you spot the difference, it's kinda like where's Wally or a can you see the 5 differences in the Sunday Paper.

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2699/4449381891_ccc7cca666_o.jpg)

(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4032/4449384931_b6bd590391_b.jpg)


Title: Re: Spot the Difference.
Post by: Two dogs on March 20, 2010, 10:15:13 PM
12 slicks and tread tyres
65 either different rider or change of leathers/helmet and is that two bikes ?


Title: Re: Spot the Difference.
Post by: Nickati on March 20, 2010, 10:36:18 PM
The rider of 65 has different helemts on
No Briel stick on 65 front guard
Different boots on the rider of 65
Sticker on the screen of 65
Front tyre on 12 (as mentioned above)

How's that for a start ?


Title: Re: Spot the Difference.
Post by: Q777 on March 20, 2010, 10:47:26 PM
Just to be a smart alec - how about a similarity?
65 hits the apexes, 12 doesn't  [laugh]


Title: Re: Spot the Difference.
Post by: Dockstrada on March 20, 2010, 10:50:33 PM
No 12 rider has a stiff left elbow
His chin doesn't line up with his elbow and knee
He forgot to do his chin strap up
Has got cold tear on the front slick
He's trail braking to far into the turn  
he's got f#*K all lean angle
He's not looking int the turn enough
and he's gripping the bars to tight  

How's that  [thumbsup]


Title: Re: Spot the Difference.
Post by: Mr.S2R on March 20, 2010, 10:54:56 PM
rumble strips are different colours - so different tracks?

unseen in both pics on number 12 is the training wheel on the left side preventing lean  [moto]

randy mamola is in neither pic... [laugh] [cheeky]


Title: Re: Spot the Difference.
Post by: mattyvas on March 20, 2010, 11:05:17 PM
Going well.
Though #12 is running a slick, just a badly treated one.
Yes the helmets have no branding
Training wheel(s) have been deleted.
Critical points as to #12's posture and vision are noted and can be corrected with practice.
Train Bayliss train you lazy retired bastard


Title: Re: Spot the Difference.
Post by: Mr.S2R on March 20, 2010, 11:11:42 PM
Though #12 is running a slick, just a badly treated one.
I did wonder if that front was the equivalent of a 'squared off' tyre  ;D
Train Bayliss train you lazy retired bastard
Is it really? Wouldn't he be lazy "pretty well off but not quite Mick Doohan well off" retired bastard?  [thumbsup]


Title: Re: Spot the Difference.
Post by: loony888 on March 20, 2010, 11:29:08 PM
thought you guys were fans????
65 LORIS CAPIROSSI
12 TROY BAYLISS.


paul.


Title: Re: Spot the Difference.
Post by: craigo on March 21, 2010, 08:00:35 PM
As above. AS well, shot one appears to be at a racetrack with friendly ripple strips, Shot two looks a bit like say, errm, maybe turn 12 at EC.


Still, pretty frickin close.

Hmm,  I wonder if there is someone floating around with a Bayliss Desmosedici replica [roll] [roll]? 


Title: Re: Spot the Difference.
Post by: mattyvas on March 21, 2010, 08:26:58 PM
That might be turn 2 at EC
Yes I think I know someone with one of those.


Title: Re: Spot the Difference.
Post by: goldFiSh on March 22, 2010, 01:02:14 AM
No 12 rider has a stiff left elbow
His chin doesn't line up with his elbow and knee
He forgot to do his chin strap up
Has got cold tear on the front slick
He's trail braking to far into the turn   
he's got f#*K all lean angle
He's not looking int the turn enough
and he's gripping the bars to tight 

How's that  [thumbsup]

I assume you are referencing the 2nd photo?

For sure that's an impersonator. TB has much better form than that (and is taller and more svelt to boot)


Title: Re: Spot the Difference.
Post by: pigmy on March 22, 2010, 08:46:48 AM

 2nd photo number 12 rider is definetaly a homosexual (finookio) :-*.


Title: Re: Spot the Difference.
Post by: goldFiSh on March 22, 2010, 10:32:47 AM
2nd photo number 12 rider is definetaly a homosexual (finookio) :-*.

LOL Pigmy, the best comment yet! (btw finocchio is what you meant to spell)  [laugh]


Title: Re: Spot the Difference.
Post by: Nickati on March 22, 2010, 11:34:02 AM
I assume you are referencing the 2nd photo?

For sure that's an impersonator. TB has much better form than that (and is taller and more svelt to boot)

Some would even say BUFF !


Title: Re: Spot the Difference.
Post by: mostro900 on March 22, 2010, 03:46:55 PM
I think the 2nd number 12 speaks better wog than the first one!

oh and shoulder guards are different.


Title: Re: Spot the Difference.
Post by: mattyvas on March 22, 2010, 04:08:07 PM
I heard the best one yesterday.

Comment from owner to wife who has some interest in said motorcycle.

"there were so many Desmo's out there Saturday they were like assholes, everyone has one"

retort,

"yes but some have shinier assholes than others"  ;D


Title: Re: Spot the Difference.
Post by: craigo on March 22, 2010, 05:12:58 PM
ahaha awesome, just looked up finocchio (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=finocchio)

It's fun to learn curse words in different languages.


Title: Re: Spot the Difference.
Post by: Betty on March 22, 2010, 05:42:39 PM
Yeah thanks I will probably get the sack now:

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Title: Re: Spot the Difference.
Post by: Dockstrada on March 22, 2010, 09:47:25 PM
You think that guy looks like one of these  ???

(http://zirconet.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/finocchio1.jpg)

I can't see the resemblance  ???


Title: Re: Spot the Difference.
Post by: goldFiSh on March 22, 2010, 11:37:07 PM
LOL, the reminds me of a story that Bron told me about Italian language school.

Like good wogs, the first topic of conversation to teach was food (of course) and the teacher proceeded to describe lots of differing vegetables and their names - well low and behold when she started describing fennel, Bron started sniggering, which started a chain reaction of muted laughter from all the people in the room who perhaps had heard the term finocchio used to describe something perhaps more fruity than vegetable..

Suffice to say, teacher made a mental note of all the dirty boys and girls who had been exposed to Italian street slang for later use. (we have a very useful street slang language book in our library for anyone wanting to head to Italy - it teaches you how to insult people in lots of different ways)


Title: Re: Spot the Difference.
Post by: pigmy on March 23, 2010, 08:51:39 AM

has it got 'fika stretta

              vino purro

              katso durro' sorry nick.i grew up with an itie.he taught me bad words.i also grew up with a leb,spaniard,
                               mauritian and a south africaan.all bad. :-X             


Title: Re: Spot the Difference.
Post by: Betty on March 23, 2010, 09:06:03 AM
(we have a very useful street slang language book in our library for anyone wanting to head to Italy - it teaches you how to insult people in lots of different ways)

We might need to borrow it some day ... but you don't need Italian street slang to be able to insult people in Italy


Title: Re: Spot the Difference.
Post by: mostro900 on March 23, 2010, 02:22:12 PM
has it got 'fika stretta

              vino purro

              katso durro' sorry nick.i grew up with an itie.he taught me bad words.i also grew up with a leb,spaniard,
                               mauritian and a south africaan.all bad. :-X             
mamma mia, che lingua sporca !!

ahem, it's usually stronzo durro & cazzo on it's own. Either way, just be sure to employ the right hand signals for added emphasis.(I'm sure there's a web site) oh and the ever useful... ma va fanculo...

anymore, borrow Nick's book or just ask!


Title: Re: Spot the Difference.
Post by: craigo on March 23, 2010, 04:17:31 PM
Yeah thanks I will probably get the sack now:

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 :-[

It's a link to urban dictionary (it was the first thing Google gave me when I looked it up). UrbanDictionary doesn't *sound* nasty, so I reckon you have plausible deniability. If not, I can write your boss a note.


Title: Re: Spot the Difference.
Post by: mostro900 on March 23, 2010, 06:23:13 PM
:-[

It's a link to urban dictionary (it was the first thing Google gave me when I looked it up). UrbanDictionary doesn't *sound* nasty, so I reckon you have plausible deniability. If not, I can write your boss a note.
now, remember when you write that note to use all the wog swear words above. His boss can't look them up, so all should be good !  ;) ;D


Title: Re: Spot the Difference.
Post by: suzyj on April 15, 2010, 06:49:21 PM
I'd have said the difference was about 10 degrees.


Title: Re: Spot the Difference.
Post by: signora monster on April 15, 2010, 07:09:30 PM
I'd have said the difference was about 10 degrees.

Are you sure that it is not six degrees of separation?  [coffee]


Title: Re: Spot the Difference.
Post by: mattyvas on April 16, 2010, 12:00:21 AM
And apparently I now own the #65 one.


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