My Dear,
It is my pleasure to contact you for a business venture which I intend to establish in your country. Though I have not met with you before but I believe one has to risk confidence to succeed sometimes in life.
There is this huge amount of Seven million Five Hundred Thousands U.S dollars (7.500.000.00 which my late Father kept with a Fiduciary Fund Holder in Abidjan before his death Now, I have decided to invest this money in your country or anywhere safe enough outside Africa for security
and political reasons.
I want you to assist me claim and retrieve this fund from the Fiduciary Fund Holders and transfer it into your personal account in your country for investment purposes on these areas: 1).Telecommunication 2). the transport industry 3). Five star hotel If you can be of any assistance to me I will be pleased to offer to you 20% of the total fund.
I await your soonest response
Respectfully yours,
Ms. Ellen Scott
;D
Yeah, I know this should really be in NOGAS.
Now, back to your regularly scheduled programming.
I used to reply to them ......they used to claim parentage by some noted 3rd world luminary who left 11ty billion lying around when they were killed
I would tell them I was honored and remembered their father well and that he was known in our country as the Man Who was No Stranger To the Favors of Apes and so on
and would suggest we negotiate using my personal preference....goats and unused wives /daughters etc.
rather than simple monetary compensation. Even offered to send them all my banking information to show good faith
I would try to mimic their misuse of the language as well to make them more comfortable.
They never wrote back...very disappointing
[laugh] [laugh] That's a good one! Bet they never thought they'd get that response! [bang] Funny...
and I ALWAYS made sure to cc my stock broker so they would get his email on their list....useless bastard that he was....marginally better than the Nigerians