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Title: Awesome Burnout Fail
Post by: SacDuc on March 30, 2010, 12:13:12 PM
NSFW Language.

dodge srt 10 burnout FAIL (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeYsIFmYT6o#normal)

;D
Title: Re: Awesome Burnout Fail
Post by: Kopfjäger on March 30, 2010, 12:17:52 PM
"Did I pop a tire"  :D
Title: Re: Awesome Burnout Fail
Post by: Uncle Mofo on March 30, 2010, 12:21:10 PM
....Uhm yeah officer this deer jumped out, I had to swerve.....   
Title: Re: Awesome Burnout Fail
Post by: SacDuc on March 30, 2010, 12:22:39 PM
Quote from: kopfjäger on March 30, 2010, 12:17:52 PM
"Did I pop a tire"  :D


And the answer is:

No dipshit you panicked, over corrected your steering and slammed on your brakes the moment you got the slightest bit sideways. Nice driving. Try not pointing toward the ditch next time.

sac

Title: Re: Awesome Burnout Fail
Post by: pennyrobber on March 30, 2010, 12:51:34 PM
That was great. This was even better than the kid who stuffed his Mustang into a wall doing a burnout at my old appartment complex.
Title: Re: Awesome Burnout Fail
Post by: Kopfjäger on March 30, 2010, 12:58:03 PM
That roof didn't hold up too well for a simple roll over.
Title: Re: Awesome Burnout Fail
Post by: mraff on March 30, 2010, 01:34:58 PM
Technically, he didn't 'fail' the burnout...there was smoke. I think it should be called "Ok Burnout, Massive Driver Skill Fail"
Title: Re: Awesome Burnout Fail
Post by: mitt on March 30, 2010, 03:30:47 PM
I am guess the abs brakes were confused or something too with the long power brake and either locked the front or rear or something, it seemed a bit wanky at the end.

mitt
Title: Re: Awesome Burnout Fail
Post by: eyeboy on March 30, 2010, 03:37:19 PM
that's enough unnecessary-truck humour to last me the whole rest of the week

[laugh]
Title: Re: Awesome Burnout Fail
Post by: Ratfink749 on March 30, 2010, 06:17:41 PM
Further proof that just because you can, doesn't mean you should.  Although money can buy you an expensive Viper engine'd truck.. Driving skills are not included in the sticker price!
Title: Re: Awesome Burnout Fail
Post by: sbrguy on March 30, 2010, 06:44:00 PM
i like the sound "that is not good!! dude you ok?"  after the guy just rolls the car..  [clap] [clap]
Title: Re: Awesome Burnout Fail
Post by: DRKWNG on March 30, 2010, 07:13:16 PM
See what happens when a sister kisser divides by zero?
Title: Re: Awesome Burnout Fail
Post by: Uncle Mofo on March 30, 2010, 07:19:18 PM
Corvette Z06 Burnout Fail (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFHwzmzt8GE&feature=player_embedded#normal)
Title: Re: Awesome Burnout Fail
Post by: DRKWNG on March 30, 2010, 07:24:42 PM
^   
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

"bye bye six hundre, I mean thousand dollars"

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Title: Re: Awesome Burnout Fail
Post by: Uncle Mofo on March 30, 2010, 07:28:05 PM
Who has that video of that young guy that blows up his import car, while trying to do a burnout on his driveway? I want to watch that again [popcorn]
Title: Re: Awesome Burnout Fail
Post by: Monster Dave on March 30, 2010, 07:28:43 PM
Wow - stupidity at its finest.

[popcorn]

Title: Re: Awesome Burnout Fail
Post by: Uncle Mofo on March 30, 2010, 07:41:40 PM
 Found  [popcorn]

Burnout Fail (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErcGtCRpwKM#normal)
Title: Re: Awesome Burnout Fail
Post by: Uncle Mofo on March 30, 2010, 07:47:45 PM
And a succeful one

Pure Diesel Power built 98 Dodge 12 Valve Cummins Diesel Dually Burnout (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HrIVFVCja8&feature=player_embedded#normal)
Title: Re: Awesome Burnout Fail
Post by: IZ on March 30, 2010, 07:59:13 PM
Quote from: Grifo on March 30, 2010, 07:41:40 PM
Found  [popcorn]

Burnout Fail (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErcGtCRpwKM#normal)

I typically don't try burnouts in my FWD ES300. 

Why would one not stop about a 1/2 second after they feel the wheels aren't spinning?! 

Instead..Vette-man & Dodgeboy keep revvin'.  WTH?! ?? !!  ???
Title: Re: Awesome Burnout Fail
Post by: teddy037.2 on March 30, 2010, 08:07:53 PM
I don't think I'll ever get tired of that Z06 video  [laugh]
Title: Re: Awesome Burnout Fail
Post by: Speedbag on March 31, 2010, 02:29:30 AM
Quote from: teddy037.2 on March 30, 2010, 08:07:53 PM
I don't think I'll ever get tired of that Z06 video  [laugh]

+1

That's a classic.  [laugh]
Title: Re: Awesome Burnout Fail
Post by: superjohn on March 31, 2010, 02:37:27 AM
Quote from: Speedbag on March 31, 2010, 02:29:30 AM
+1

That's a classic.  [laugh]

The Z06 was good, but this TA one was better


(http://px5.sfstatic.com/thumbs/0000/17/19/727191.jpg) (http://www.streetfire.net/video/trans-am-clutch-explodes_727191.htm)Trans AM Clutch Explodes! (http://www.streetfire.net/video/trans-am-clutch-explodes_727191.htm)
Title: Re: Awesome Burnout Fail
Post by: Speedbag on March 31, 2010, 02:40:38 AM
Yikes, never good without a scattershield.....
Title: Re: Awesome Burnout Fail
Post by: Monsterlover on March 31, 2010, 04:48:42 AM
Quote from: Grifo on March 30, 2010, 07:47:45 PM
And a succeful one

Pure Diesel Power built 98 Dodge 12 Valve Cummins Diesel Dually Burnout (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HrIVFVCja8&feature=player_embedded#normal)

holy christ in lowrise jeans is that awesome :D :D
Title: Re: Awesome Burnout Fail
Post by: Slide Panda on March 31, 2010, 05:18:48 AM
Here's some guys who try really really hard to kill a honda

How to kill a Honda (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Or5qif80xQo#normal)
Title: Re: Awesome Burnout Fail
Post by: Monster Dave on March 31, 2010, 06:04:38 AM
Quote from: Grifo on March 30, 2010, 07:41:40 PM
Found  [popcorn]

Burnout Fail (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErcGtCRpwKM#normal)

Wow - I've never seen anything like that - guess there's a reason for the firewall afterall!!!   [laugh]
Title: Re: Awesome Burnout Fail
Post by: Triple J on March 31, 2010, 07:28:43 AM
These are great!  [laugh]
Title: Re: Awesome Burnout Fail
Post by: djrashonal on March 31, 2010, 08:59:32 AM
Quote from: Grifo on March 30, 2010, 07:28:05 PM
Who has that video of that young guy that blows up his import car, while trying to do a burnout on his driveway? I want to watch that again [popcorn]

It was a neon srt4 i think
Title: Re: Awesome Burnout Fail
Post by: DRKWNG on March 31, 2010, 09:03:24 AM
Quote from: djrashonal on March 31, 2010, 08:59:32 AM
It was a neon srt4 i think

Key word, was.
Title: Re: Awesome Burnout Fail
Post by: cyrus buelton on March 31, 2010, 12:39:38 PM
I thought a burnout was what that Ram tried to do?


What's with the holding of the brakes?

I know you do that on a motobike, but in a car.....

I thought you just mashed down the gas and if you have the power......the wheels spin?
Title: Re: Awesome Burnout Fail
Post by: pennyrobber on March 31, 2010, 01:39:07 PM
These vids have brightened my day.

Quote from: cyrus buelton on March 31, 2010, 12:39:38 PM

What's with the holding of the brakes?

I know you do that on a motobike, but in a car.....

I thought you just mashed down the gas and if you have the power......the wheels spin?

I think they are trying to do a brake stand. Drag cars do this to heat up the tires but they usually have a line lock that only engages the front brakes. I am guessing that these guys have automatics so dumping the clutch isn't an option. But if you are holding the brake down too hard, the back wheels don't turn.
Title: Re: Awesome Burnout Fail
Post by: bluemoco on April 01, 2010, 08:40:50 PM
Quote from: cyrus buelton on March 31, 2010, 12:39:38 PM
I thought a burnout was what that Ram tried to do?

What's with the holding of the brakes?

I know you do that on a motobike, but in a car.....

I thought you just mashed down the gas and if you have the power......the wheels spin?

Burnouts in a manual transmission car are difficult, but do-able.  (AMHIK  ;))  The key is to get the rear wheels spinning using medium brake pedal pressure as you fully release the clutch and feed the gas pedal.  Once your tires are burning, you can add pressure to the brake pedal again to hold the car from moving forward.  Yes, this takes "extensive" practice and automatic transmissions are much easier.

The guy in the Corvette Z06 burned out his clutch attempting his burnout - that's the nature of his video (and the source of the smoke [laugh]).  He's pushing all 3 pedals, though he clearly held the brake a little too hard and his friends either didn't notice (or didn't care?) that his wheels weren't spinning.  Rookies.   [coffee]

The guy in the Ram has a 6-speed manual transmission, too.  He dumped the clutch (maybe even in second gear to get more smoke/wheel speed), probably was NOT holding the brake, and he apparently got a little too much wheelspin and gathered too much speed.  That's a damn funny video.   [laugh]

I love how the guy in the Neon SRT4 threw a slug right into the hood - see how that thing spiked up?   Classic.  [laugh]  [laugh]