Ducati Monster Forum

ok, i did a search, and as far as i can tell there isn't an official WTF!! thread yet. if i am mistaken, let me know and i will delete this thread 8)

WTF!!!???

thats all i got for now

WTF is that post all about?!

WTF took us so long?!  >:(

WTF am i doing reading this?

It's June 1st.

My heater just kicked on.

WTF?!

IZ hazn't pregnant doged too much lately about his pozt count - WTF!

When one reaches "post-whore nirvana"..post count becomes meaningless.

IZ_theenlightenedone

 [evil]

*insert Buddhist-Wheel of Life emoticon

W(hen)TF is someone going to post some pictures in this thread?

There is a WTF Pic thread....

http://ducatimonsterworldwide.org/index.php?topic=900.0

Quit trying to rain on my parade!   [cheeky]

Which raises the question, DRKWNG, W(here)TF have you been?  ;)

Riding.  ;)

Touche.

So did mine, it's called the sun. Although I don't know why I have the heat set at 100?!



You guys both have the same amount of posts right now. WTF?

My beer glass just became empty! WTF!!!

I think that's a self inflicted WTF...

new board, he's got no ground (or supposed history) to stand on

 ;D

Hahahahahahahaha


"The Great DML Crash of XXXX"

You didn't plan for this contingency? Tsk, tsk.

Oh I planned, I just can't make my way to the fridge... 

Who The F cares?  ;D

 [laugh]

It was 85 degrees and beautiful today, but I was having too much fun digging old railroad ties out of the ground to go riding.  WTF?!?!?!?!?

I lost my drivers license at the airport last week on my way to Floriduh - WTF!

Nobody has turned it in yet - WTF!

I have to wait till Thursday to start my MSF course...WTF!!!!

You haven't taken one already?  WTF!

WTF! I am not getting a bike for a few weeks!

Yeah, he posted up questions about how to get his new bike home.  WTF, Randy!! [cheeky]

WTF?  My bike is broken and it's riding season.  [bang]

T

WTF did you do now?

WTF else? hand exercises [laugh]
http://youfail.org/

Think a belt slipped.  WTF?  Time for the 944 upgrade, that's not so much a WTF.

T

I was soooo looking forward to you giving me a ride too in a few weeks!   :-[

That sux. WTF are you waiting for?

IZ is requesting to ride cupcake? - WTF!, oh wait, would we expect anything less?!  ;D

On T's bike no less!  He really is into the whole pain thing....

Money...WTF???


I wonder where he was thinking of putting his feet?  ???   [laugh]

T

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9v6hGssISk

 [laugh]  [clap]

I just might pay to see that! [laugh]

Nice one Herm!  [thumbsup]
 
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

did you notice the audio was in italian?

I couldn't hear the audio over my laughter  [laugh]

Yeah, couldn't you find an english version? WTF?

WTF is up with all these 'Offical DMF' this and that threads. If someone already asked, sorry. I only read the first and last posts in any thread.

WTF is up with that?

I WILL PAY TO RIDE T like that!! 

I mean..

uh..

yeah!!   [laugh]

LMAO!  Nice Italian version of H/D & the Marlboro Man!   [laugh] [laugh]   I caught them filming that movie in Tucson. 

Should have prosecuted.

Turkey Bacon. WTF??



 ;D

WTF!!??

WTF is up with your WTF about FatguyRacer's WTF about the Official DMF WTF threads?!

SugarTits..wtf?!  [laugh]

I just got nailed in the back with marble sized hail.  WTF?  ouchie!!!

T

Midgets with snowballs?

we had marble sized hail for twenty minutes the other day........followed by a small tropical storm

WTF!??

WTF! Im gonna change my name to Kandipenis.

FatGuyKandiPenis.  WTF!?!?!?!

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2168/2544173864_e3112bac1e.jpg?v=0)

guess who carrys pedrobots purse

Repsquid?

WTF is up with white people starting sentences with "I mean.."  ??

Anyone else notice this? 


I mean..it just like ..sounds dumb!

Ya know what I'm sayin?!

I'm all like..Wtf?!  ??? ??? 


 [roll]

I mean, WTF!

Do you really mean it?

I mean like come on. WTF?

http://rocketshields.com/ (http://rocketshields.com/)

(http://rocketshields.com/images/7_s91k.jpg)

WTF this isn't the WTF picture thread!!!!!

I mean, shouldn't it be " www.rocketshields.com - WTF!!"

Rocket Shields sounds like a condom brand WTF!!!

WTF is up with the logo?

WTF?!?!??!

Blame Mitt (http://ducatimonsterworldwide.org/index.php?topic=539.msg59962#msg59962) ;)

ahhaah!!

Love it!

We have neighbors where the head of household is the original owner.  He is a WWII vet and really a very cool dude.  He's great.  His daughter married, had 3 kids, divorced, and moved back in with pops.  The three kids are... ummm... well...

So we came back from a track day a bit on the late side.  As we were quietly unloading the truck, not starting a single vehicle, but just talking in our driveway, one of the three brats shouted out the window, "Can you keep it down?  Some of us are trying to sleep!"  WTF?  ???  Is talking in our own MTBWTBing driveway illegal? 

Next time one of them is playing in the yard, just reach over and slap them...

See that's why you need to move to texas... That sort of shit just doesn't fly here...

this almost fell off of page one! - WTF!  >:(

http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-na-hitandrun6-2008jun06,0,1772009.story?track=rss (http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-na-hitandrun6-2008jun06,0,1772009.story?track=rss)

This one made me say WTF.  >:(

There are two "Bragging rights" threads.

W
T
F
 ???

And people keep posting in both of them WTF!!

WTF?

(http://www.nickscipio.com/pod/2008/05/images/hairymilitiaguy.jpg)

I told my dad to stop posting pictures of himself on the internet.

WTF??

Friday night I stepped in dog poop.

At the airport.

On carpet.

WTF??

WTF!!!!!!

Seeing eye dog?

Purse dog?

Probably.  Still not something that I would expect though!

Maybe it didn't come from a dog.
Possibly from a traveler dangerously late for his flight that didn't have time to stop at the bathroom and just dropped trou when the urge hit.

Take it back, take it back!!! >:( >:(

 [puke] [puke] [puke]

Well, from a seeing-eye dog I could understand, as how is the owner gonna know?

But a purse-dog, that's nasty.

;D
Too late.

You would know if it was a purse-dog if the shit smelled of mints or hard candy.

Seeing some of the security personnel...

I thought some of them were related to you?  :-*

WTF does WTF mean?

you and your confusing acronyms  >:( [laugh]

No, brown eye dog.

 ;)

(http://stationaryorbit.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/mullet.jpg)

Why is he squashing those tiny people in his hands?

MEGA MULLET MONSTER MUST CRUSH PUNY HUMANS

(http://www.ridersmc.com/graphics/2005/05%20general%20lee%20bike.jpg)

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/129/352088952_0568063620_m.jpg)

(http://blog.wired.com/defense/images/2007/03/28/dukesoffallujah.jpg)

(http://blog.hemmings.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/sportbike.jpg)

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                HHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM................WTF ?

WTF!!

almost got killed on a ride yesterday. :o

coming around a long sweeping turn, following about 2 car lengths behind the cage in front.
closer to the edge of the road than the center line.

make the beast with two backsing cage comes barreling around the corner, crosses the double yellow center line right after passing the cage in front of me.
moving really fast
passes within about 2 feet of my left hand. no recognition that i am there what so ever.
make the beast with two backser came on so fast that by the time i registered what was happening, the car was passing me.
almost shit myself.

i had to pull over and get my heart started again.
then i spent about 5 minute deciding whether to continue my ride or go home.
shoulda gone home as it turned out, but thats another story :P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5sEJNw1Uk4

Well duh-they had to leave it there.



You can't bring gels on board anymore  [laugh]

And you wonder why she laughs at your beer-and-Skittle-induced suffering? WTF?

On ebay...how can you tell this table is being sold by a man?

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3221/2675271671_489861c080_o.jpg)

Omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  My retina's are permanently burned!!!!!!!!!!   AGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 [puke] [puke] [puke] [puke] [puke] [puke] [puke]

GOD DAMMIT!!

i pour 2 fingers of Jameson, sit down with a book, and a house fly decides to land in my whiskey

WTF! what a waste :P

But you've got to hand it to the little guy -- it's a hell of a way to check out!

I remember the same exact thing happening several years ago, except the reflection was on a tuning key on a guitar that was up for bid.

I think I win...at least this week I do.  My bike was at a shop for 1 month to get him running again, after getting charged $1300 for adjusting my valves (too tight and adjusting my throttle bodies) and giving a major tune up even though the compression was way off and my dyno run put out bad results.  On my way home from the shop, I was left stranded on the side of a highway in the middle of nowhere.  Awesome! 

Hope I get to ride next summer.  >:(

WTF?

Tanya

Damn, I'm sorry.  That really sucks.   :-\

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/rZBA0SKmQy8&hl=en&fs=1
 [popcorn] [bacon]

sorry to hear that T...
that makes my fly contaminated whiskey pale by comparison

From PhotoBasement:

(http://www.photobasement.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/helmetwrong.jpg)

Flying cross country tomorrow with grandma, wife and 6, 4 year olds...
Just found out that we don't have seat assignments next to one-another - NONE OF US -
WITFH
Nice start to the family vacation  [bang]

look, on the bright side....
you can "volunteer" to sit solo.
maybe even grab an exit row -- aisle (by far the best seats outside of first class)

(http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg305/truckinduc900/bmwcans.jpg)

ALRIGHT WHO DID THIS WITH THEIR DUC CANS, FESS UP

I'll be damned, those are Monster cans.

Who comes up with this shit?

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_1&listing_id=13873281 (http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_1&listing_id=13873281)

well at least they wont get confused now

(http://www.nickscipio.com/pod/2008/08/images/mommyisastripper.jpg)

(http://www.nickscipio.com/pod/2008/07/images/ummmyeah.jpg)

Everyone knows dogs don't like mushrooms.  Duh.

(http://www.nickscipio.com/pod/2008/05/images/applecrazyposter.jpg)

(http://www.nickscipio.com/pod/2008/04/images/weemodels.jpg)

(http://www.nickscipio.com/pod/2007/10/images/sorrycake.jpg)

(http://www.nickscipio.com/pod/2007/02/images/petahunters.jpg)

(http://www.nickscipio.com/pod/2006/11/images/womanshopping.gif)

(http://www.nickscipio.com/pod/2006/11/images/sorry.jpg)

(http://www.nickscipio.com/pod/2005/07/images/rubbersuit.jpg)

There's a certain level of sadness that goes with this picture. . .

sad, because where is the frick'en parents???


http://www.roflemo.com/images/emo/emograss.jpg

Added the img tags for ya.

Pretty funny pic.   [laugh]

yea, she's doing it wrong
Cut down the street, not across.

[laugh]

Awesome.

 

Yeah it cuts itself, but have you ever heard how much that shit whines?

WTF!!!

came home from a ride yesterday, put the kickstand down, got off the bike.
1/2 hour later, moved the bike into the garage, put the kickstand down again.

BIKE ALMOST TIPPED OVER! luckily, i always hold onto the bars until she is settled into the stand. looked down to find a bolt missing from the kickstand.
its not in my driveway where my bike was for the past 1/2 hour. makes me wonder how long its been missing... :-X

I had virtually the same problem a few months ago.  Luckily, it's a cheap hardware store fix  [thumbsup]

yeh, luckily i had a spare allen head bolt of the right size kicking around......

(http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk226/tomsrenner/8053101.jpg)

[clap] [clap] [clap] [clap]

I have always loved this picture of Wheelie Bunny!

[laugh]

It's disturbing, yet..... captivating.

COME BACK HERE WITH MY CARROTS!!!!!

JM

(http://i36.tinypic.com/oiztw3.jpg)

WTF!!

why do people think that anyone wants them to come and talk about religion without an invitation?


 >:(

Luckily for you, us pastafarians frown on that sort of thing.

That's funny.  I had to explain myself at my office....yet no one really thought it was that funny.

http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mis/944175269.html (http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mis/944175269.html)


 ???

WTF why isnt there anyone roasting those ducks right now? PEKINIG DUCK pregnant dogES!

Like I've always said...   PETA = People Eating Tasty Animals

 ;D

I'm stuck in a work camp in the desert in driest state in the driest continent on Earth... because the road is washed out due to heavy rain.

 ??? W T F  ???

Wishing you were back in Canada?!

 [laugh] [laugh]  [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

Welcome to Australia.

http://gprime.net/video.php/crimesofcarelessness (http://gprime.net/video.php/crimesofcarelessness)

Hahahahahahahaha

herm whos the girl in your avatar lol

~JD

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=175_1234062872 (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=175_1234062872)

The parents need to be make the beast with two backsin SHOT!

Why?  That kid is actually 30.  Overexposure to lead paint and tainted milk and such...






 [laugh]

Just saw something that made me revive this thread.

(http://bobfv1.smugmug.com/photos/112515436_3yZGk-L-2.jpg)

Uhhh, ANY background on that pic?

Rocky Horror has never lived up to its name so fully.

It's the NCOLWLTPP

National Convention of Lesbians Who Like To Pleasure Pokemons.

It's  been the most beautiful sunny weather here for the last few days and I've been all laid up with pneumonia for seven days and didn't even start the bike.  Sucks sucks sucks. :'( :'(

WTF!

LA

Baby, where the hell do you find these things? The internet is so vast, yet the most f*d up of pictures magically find you  ???

Both you, and the FBI would like to know

this is a link --->make the beast with two backsing sicko (http://www.katu.com/news/local/47161117.html)

WTF!?!?

Wow, just make the beast with two backsing Wow, that is just make the beast with two backsed up

(http://www.nationalpowersports.net/IMS/auctionFiles/3287/IMG_2853.jpg)

^That thing is PURE SEX ON WHEELS!







































[laugh]

You're half right.

WTF!  I'm a Noob!

WTF! Welcome noob!

http://jalopnik.com/5293868/youre-doing-it-wrong-painted-rotors-edition/gallery/ (http://jalopnik.com/5293868/youre-doing-it-wrong-painted-rotors-edition/gallery/)

(http://cache-foo.jalopnik.com/gawker/assets/images/12/2009/06/504x_brake_fail_jalopnik_07.jpg)

BWAAA!!!!   What a dumbass.   [laugh]

LOL, I was just about to post that up!!!  [laugh]

well, it is said that yellow is the fastest color.....
thats gotta be worth somethin.

 [puke]
(http://hellforleathermagazine.com/images/Ducati_Vyrus.jpg)

Made of bacon?

Or this new compound called "modeler's clay"...

















;D

Modeling clay is just a style exercise,

Bacon would be WTF!

(http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq232/ridemuch/yeehaa.jpg)

(http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq232/ridemuch/pinata-party.jpg)


(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b385/RapidRobert/Various/Thisisarealplace.jpg)

(http://bassontap.smugmug.com/photos/609210018_5rKCk-M.jpg)

(http://bassontap.smugmug.com/photos/609205423_M6buU-M.jpg)

(http://bassontap.smugmug.com/photos/613094585_RPwiG-M.jpg)

Sorry baby, but I'm going to have to report you to the mods for offending all of our eyes.

(http://incredimazing.com/static/media/2009/08/07/Necrocard/necrocard.jpg)

(http://photos.imageevent.com/peteh/olympusc3030pics/nicesuit.jpg)

(http://bassontap.smugmug.com/photos/609211535_YA2JP-L.jpg)

(http://bassontap.smugmug.com/photos/609205641_9Mxqt-L.jpg)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-j-DGrWry6k&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.advrider.com%2Fforums%2Fshowthread.php%3Ft%3D488985%26page%3D70&feature=player_embedded#t=39 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-j-DGrWry6k&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.advrider.com%2Fforums%2Fshowthread.php%3Ft%3D488985%26page%3D70&feature=player_embedded#t=39)

Bento Box!

(http://bassontap.smugmug.com/photos/609202387_wsor7-L.jpg)

(http://www.e-imagesite.com/Files/1249212225.jpg)

(http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/3/62%20WTF.jpg)

(http://photos.napalm.net/clubsi/wtf11.jpg)

(http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/905ce2b840bf145e0b06e387db1ee4b39cb7577b_m.jpg)

(http://bassontap.smugmug.com/photos/613100258_Tsq6L-L.jpg)

(http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq232/ridemuch/random/thrown-to-the-lions.jpg)

(http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq232/ridemuch/random/stereotypical-businessman.jpg)

(http://www.boners.com/content/805243.1.jpg)

(http://i733.photobucket.com/albums/ww332/Apache-Rose/910.jpg)

(http://i733.photobucket.com/albums/ww332/Apache-Rose/721.jpg)

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2117/2292482674_b93dcd3ece_o.jpg)

(http://images.heaven666.org/p/1/dick-sucka.jpg)

(http://pictureisunrelated.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/wtf-pics-wise-man-cat.jpg)

(http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s311/Canonf1/DSCF0004.jpg)

(http://www.smugmug.com/photos/613119059_HjYiF-M.jpg)

(http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/9/whatthemake the beast with two backswtf1.jpg)

(http://bassontap.smugmug.com/photos/609194328_jL6b4-L.jpg)

(http://bassontap.smugmug.com/photos/612082087_STKdc-L.jpg)

(http://www.boners.com/content/811781.1.jpg)

(http://www.boners.com/content/811727.1.jpg)

You have been busy ;D

Where?! Where in the hell do you find this stuff?

(http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/101.jpg)

[laugh] [clap] [laugh]

NOOOOOOOO!!

The bike's been down for a couple weeks. I was supposed to pick it up tonight for a ride but couldn't due to a thunder storm. It's supposed to rain all weekend too.

WTF..when was the last time it rained in Phoenix..2007?! 

 >:(

Come down to San Antonio.  It won't be raining.

 [clap]

I need to go amend my will.

(http://www.odditycentral.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/motorcycle.jpg)

(http://declubz.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/motorcycle3.jpg)

looks like that boy's just about out of suspension. ;D

Haley asked "why is he riding on a motorbike?" I said because he probably doesn't fit in a car...

Spotted this last night (sorry cell phone pic):

(http://paularickert.net/albums/userpics/entrance_sign_ssf.jpg)

Prisencolinensinainciusol (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcUi6UEQh00#normal)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdiIg_39CUg&feature=player_embedded# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdiIg_39CUg&feature=player_embedded#)


Talk about no respect for life.  [roll] >:(

Dude, WTF!!!!!!!!

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2456/4119239828_e4f203cc89_o.jpg)

WTF.  WHY IS HIS "PINK LIP STICK" OUT?

I was thinking more like "fresh food". 

(http://70.32.82.161/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/wtf_pictures_preggo.jpg)

(http://pictureisunrelated.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/wtf-pics-grocery-run.jpg)

(http://www.likecool.com/Car/Motorcycle/Hubless%20Monster%20Motorcycle/Hubless-Monster-Motorcycle---.jpg)

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_vCqNV5lcY48/SfkS68ws-PI/AAAAAAAABOM/GeZHcsw8WfY/s400/wtf-pics-drug-leprechaun.jpg)

(http://www.motorcyclenews.com/ImgGalleryTn/11/397511/103322_362523.jpg)

(http://www.failking.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/motorcycle-helmet-fail.jpg)

(http://www.automopedia.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/uno_motorcycle_segway.jpg)

Why were you looking?

(http://www.tomnickolson.com/images/laughs/motorcycle.jpg)

NNNNIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

yeah, I think the dog was photochopped in but... chick on a 1098 is hawt

Helmet...check.
Leather riding jacket...check.
Sweat pants...Check - WTF??

(http://www.blendedtechnologies.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/sensethispicturemakesnone.jpg)

I think he took the term "brain bucket" a bit too literally...

the funny thing is there is a helmet hanging on the front of the bike

I hate it when this happens. 8)

I know!

Ok, so my cell phone main screen died today.  Flip it open and it's white.  Totally F'n white.  I know my way around the phone enough to make a few calls in my contacts and can receive calls still so I'm good till tomorrow or so.

Drop by the Verizon store today and the kid looks at the phone and declares that 'its shot'.  Ok, I'll give ya that one...  But next he pulls the battery out and declares through nothing but his visual acuity at the case of the battery that it's shot too.  Then he spins it around on the counter and just looks at me.  Blankly.

WTF!  Damn kids these days....

Oh, and that's a REALLY nice --um-- pic of the girl on the 1098.

WTF!!

why does my battery always shit the bed on a sunday when I cant get a new one? on a similar subject, why do the smoke alarm backup batteries always die in the middle of the night?
 >:(

Voice of experience Vic?
hahahahaha

Ha! they´re making it!

I cannot be the first to comment on this, but I just saw the second one in as many weeks...  (and one more a couple months ago)

Just by changing badging, anyone really going to think this:
(http://designercars.net/biler/Chrysler-300M-11.jpg)

is one of these:
(http://pictures.topspeed.com/IMG/crop/200710/2010-bentley-arnage_460x0w.jpg)

Well, there are an awful lot of idiots out there...

Sort of a "what can brown do for you" moment. ;D Maybe the driver just delivered the mini sewing machine to the dude in the tux and the police didn't care for the parking job. [laugh]

(http://i367.photobucket.com/albums/oo118/Speedbag/watermelon-cat.jpg)

(more or less how I feel on the average workday)

On top of the world and moist?

Maybe he means eager to bury his face in something red and wet but knowing it's not going to happen because he'll never get through all the barriers.

just noticed that my truck had an unusual sag on the drivers side front. closer inspection revealed BOTH leaf springs cracked at the leaf spring perch?!?!?!

WTF??
 >:(
/end rant

Ford?

















 ;D

Isn't this a Chrysler 300C?

(http://pictures.topspeed.com/IMG/crop/200710/2010-bentley-arnage_460x0w.jpg)
























 [cheeky]

\re open rant

turns out i need new front brakes AGAIN too (new rotors and pads)....luckily they are within warranty, and my new Ford dealer is an upstanding one.

/rant off

we put new brakes on our Fords with every oil change...serious

that has a little to do with what they are being used for (a reflection of how they are driven perhaps?)

It would make absolute sense in North Korea

including the guy with the lego man head holding the shock stick?

Nut cracker mask?

The Nutcracker March-Ballet (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KsgdgDIEJs#normal)

That is North Korea.

OK, not sure if this should go in the "know what I hate" or the WTF thread? I'll try it here. Two car WTFs.

The first one is WTF is up with people (and I mean grown adults) that have the front dashboard of their car and the back one under the rear window covered in little stuffed animals? What's up with that? Not just one or two but dozens of them! And there are no kids in the cars and no child seats. Just grown adults. Saw a car full of them today and the old lady driving was 70 something at least but I have seen folks of all ages with this stuffed animal fetish. Huh? If they had a wreck they'd be hospitalized by the flying stuffed toys!

Number two is WTF is up with those crazy people driving around with the entire interior of the car filled with trash and crap? I mean it's like a garbage truck backed up to the open windows and dropped a whole truck load inside! Completely full of garbage, trash, newspapers and old clothes, etc all the way up to the windows! Save for the little bit of space where the driver can get behind the wheel. The rest of the interior is filled to the brim with 30 years of shit. And there is usually a full garbage sack of the same crap on the dash! It's not like they live in their car. There's no room! WTF is up with that? How did that empty bag or two of McDonald's trash turn into that mountain of shit? Crazy stuff! [bang]

One of the college kids that lives near us is like this... I mean he can't be old enough to have accumulated that much crap in a car made in the late 90s.... It's like he inherited other peoples garbage and just told them to pour it on top of the rest of it... also, both door locks have been popped out... so its open all the time for people to come and steal stuff... but I think they just leave more... break in and add more to the pile... WTF

I think that guy may be IZ.

Way too tall.  [roll]

My WTF meter just exploded into a thousand pieces (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC_jBsq5zD4&NR=1#normal)

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

we have one of those every make the beast with two backsing day  [bang]

 [drink]

 [drink]

 [drink]

What, 3 drinks?

just 3?

Wow. You think he had anything to do with that fire and do you think he needs some Rx and counseling? [bang] [bang] [bang] [laugh] Oh I'm sorry...WTF????

I thought Frank Zappa died

Drugs:
Just say no!

Pool Girl On Drugs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTGAHkDDU8M&feature=youtube_gdata_player#normal)




[bacon]

I might.

It'd depend on the situation.

Interpretive dance?

http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=44964.msg811274#msg811274 (http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=44964.msg811274#msg811274)

http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?action=profile;u=19 (http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?action=profile;u=19)

[laugh]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6wtTShVAvg&feature=player_embedded# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6wtTShVAvg&feature=player_embedded#)

Damn :o

That was about as exciting as a david blaine show shot by m night

Darwinism. [bang] Wouldn't he be surprised if that train had something dangling down between the cars. Like hydraulic hoses... or a grappling hook. ;D

Now there's a terrible image [laugh]

whatever the case, his stones are huge compared to his grey matter..

Well said. ;D

http://www.myspace.com/video/diagonal-view/man-has-82-julia-roberts-tattoos/107673511 (http://www.myspace.com/video/diagonal-view/man-has-82-julia-roberts-tattoos/107673511)

Julia Roberts??  ???

Would 82 IZ tattoos be better?

They'd probably take less space!

foot of snow on my birthday....WTF!!!
 :P

Sunny and 60 here in Oregon yesterday

Snow today

yeah,....it was sunny and 50 on thursday...

80 here today.

snow in the forecast for tomorrow

whatever snow you get will be gone in a day or two....

i miss colorado.

happy birthday  :)

Happy 50th Herm!!

thanks tInI
thanks Howie....but the cake needs a poor shlep trying to push a snowblower through a foot of wet, heavy snow..

the humor is strong in you little hobbit

HBD Herm   ;D


(http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5134/5586039126_58f0585e12.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/23081877@N02/5586039126/)

 [thumbsup]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_weekend/20110401/ts_yblog_weekend/real-life-superheroes-really (http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_weekend/20110401/ts_yblog_weekend/real-life-superheroes-really)   [laugh]


Real life "Superbad" with hero names like..Motor Mouth,  Mr. Extreme, Mutinous Angel, Dark Guardian, Master Legend, Life, Crimson Fist, Randimus Maximus, Zimmer, Saph, Asylum, Red Voltage, etc.   


WTF?! ^^

*blinks*

Takes all kinds?

Herm looks OK for 50. ;D

Hey..you two take it somewhere private.

says pipe mod boy...

Pipe Mod II..coming soon!  [evil]

Is that the working title for IZ jr?

Well, you can't call him little IZ-that'd be redundant.  ;D

Or at the very least, kinda confusing.

It's snowing!    [bang]

It was 70F yesterday.  It was snowing/icing this morning...

JM

snowing again...

I was wondering

if we all put a few dollars in the kitty

we could get old man winter laid

and

he would knock this shit off

but with who?

mother nature?  [bang]

I'm not an expert in this area, but IMO its never a good idea to make the beast with two backs with mother nature.

exactly...

oh,...this could go wrong so easily...

it already has............ [laugh]

WTF!!
which is more important? protection of life and property, or operating an elevator.... [bang]

depends on which dept you are applying for

or what the desired end state actually is...

How many flights of stairs?

shouldn't matter...the individuals using the elevators ought to be capable of pushing the button themselves...i would think.

oh, BTW,...i had my elevator rescue training last month.

I'm obviously missing something here.

Feel like being less obtuse?

Nice  [thumbsup]

did they let you rappell the shaft?

we got to do that at UMCD but all rescue was from the floors, no one in the shafts if it was loaded with a lift

i can't.......not without violating board rules.

no, we don't have any elevators over 3 floors in my town...nothing you can't do with a ladder.

so...

pm me bro...

I'm make the beast with two backsing clueless here. ;D

yeah, everything could be done with an attic ladder at the depot as well

I hate heights but I would still love to rope down an elevator shaft someday

Try air assault... roping off a helo onto a building top sucks... every gust of wind and you are over open air... I would prefer an elevator shaft.  [thumbsup]

make the beast with two backs that, I enter and exit aircraft from the ground

Glad they have all the bases covered  [roll]

http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp (http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp)

maybe they know something we don't

http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=49291.0 (http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=49291.0)  [laugh]

Yup. It's a good-un.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1972-MOTO-GUZZI-ELDORADO-850-GT-TWIN-/250825009355?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item3a6655e8cb (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1972-MOTO-GUZZI-ELDORADO-850-GT-TWIN-/250825009355?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item3a6655e8cb)

It's kind of moto content, but whole lot more WTF?!

But it sure is one hell of a rush.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/buy-dad-8-used-motorcycle-honda-kawasaki-/320721585319?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item4aac7f04a7 (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/buy-dad-8-used-motorcycle-honda-kawasaki-/320721585319?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item4aac7f04a7)


this just got me to this thought of WTF for some reason...

Crikeys..... this is just creepy.....

http://laughingsquid.com/the-dokkiri-iphone-4-hand-case/ (http://laughingsquid.com/the-dokkiri-iphone-4-hand-case/)

This is total WTF: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sdo/2370048082.html (http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sdo/2370048082.html)

And, no I didn't find it and I'M NOT GAY.

Copied over for posterity:


Manhood Camping

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Date: 2011-05-08, 7:35PM PDT
[Errors when replying to ads?]
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------


Manhood Camping Firequest. Lookin' for a 100% for real bros to share/experience manhood in all its glory. This is for real, I don't want to waste my time or yours. 100% JO and manhood, no sugar added. I AM NOT GAY. Don't even think this is a sex thing, it's all about manhood.

Looking for bros to head into the woods and bond by fire, experience life as men once lived it, JO circle, and fire/vision quests.

THIS IS NOT A SEX THING.

Gonna need some basic things/skills, I don't want to be slowed down by fools:

- must be in reasonable shape, if you get winded walking then stay home
- Ed Hardy camping gear, it's really good gear and it's awesome
- desire to be a man among men
- not afraid to wield a blade
- crystal, I'm not sharing mine
- must be able to make a fire
- gloves
- a knowledge of native vegetation (knowledge of psychotropic fungus a plus)
- knowledge of modern music
- protective/splash resistant eye wear
- 5 - 10 of those clip things that rock climbers use


We are gonna need a mobile music device, ipod or something. I'm bringing the music for the firequests and visionquests, Nickleback's The Long Road. I only have it on CD, so I'll have my discman as a last resort, an ipod would be nicer. Just sayin'.


Dont' want to see"

- bad attitudes
- gay/homoerotic behavior, this is a manhood thing. I AM NOT GAY.
- cock rings, can't keep it up w/o help, you aren't gonna make it on this quest
- firearms, there's gonna be enough guns going off and spent shells to pick up
- the nerds/dorks/lames/and anyone less than 100% into manhood.

If you are serious, then I promise you this will be the trip of your life. It will change the way you think. I'm serious, and I AM NOT GAY. To see a group of bros being men, a JO circle by a camp fire. The charge/energy in the air. Crystals get jacked, no lie. You will slip into a different frame of mind, you will feel electric.

Last outing, we had a group that was so charged we attracted bears. It was no deal, nature knew man was in the forest, the crystals gave us the confidence to own those bears. I saw it, I was there.

100% SERIOUS, NO FAKERS

I envision rotting ass-raped (but in a manly mannish way) corpses in shallow graves

Hmm... that is a bit more WTF than my iPhone hand case thingy.

Going to find yourself in the forest with this guy:

Dude Rape - Action Figure Therapy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nxYXLTujLI#)

I'm having a little trouble understanding an "all guy" (manly guys) JO Circle, splash resistant eyewear and cock-rings ...but it not being a "sex thing"

I think we need a volunteer to go in on this and report back....

Ducatiz? (you can ask if they'll let you bring your Ikea kneeling bench)

I'd do it but only if we put together a fake cock hooked up to a hidden hose that runs to a pressurized bottle of milk. I'll spray the crowd after only 2 tugs and we'll catch it all on a strategically hidden GoPro.
Then I must run...run fast like the fires of Hades are upon me.

IKEA kneeling bench

  [laugh][laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

sounds like a plan!!!

just don't be coming back singing about Burning Rings of Fire or nothing

then we'll know you didn't outrun them

So, I finished my latest project... rebuilding a zx6r from an insurance buyback into a race bike.... and i have been using the ZX forums for advice on certain items. When I finished the bike, I posted a picture of it.... Green with 12 on the number plate.....

http://www.zxforums.com/forums/zx-6r-forum/3348-post-your-zx6r-49.html (http://www.zxforums.com/forums/zx-6r-forum/3348-post-your-zx6r-49.html)

The WTF part comes in where the guy after me posts pics of his bike....  and then is honestly not understanding of other peoples comments..... take a look.

Damn.

I wonder if he glued a couple of those things to his helmet. . .

No words here.....


Try Me (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4scZ1LlXbA&feature=youtube_gdata_player#)

Well that is, uhm... a thing you can do.

Is that even a motorcycle anymore, definitionally, or has it strayed into the realm of "contraptions."

I keep watching that video over and over. Like an expedition to discover everything strange about it. [coffee]

1) The obvious.
2) Right front brake is gone.
3) He doesn't appear to have any rear brakes.
4) With that long of a swingarm acting as a lever, he can't have any real travel in the rear suspension, right? He'd hit the rear, uhm... "second" wheel against the tail pretty easily.
5) I can't decide whether I'm impressed or not that he has the chain turning both rear wheels. I guess that's less stupid than just having one freewheel.

What have I missed, apart from all the garden-variety silliness that's also going on?

can that busa turn?

I think the "why?" ... big question here...

I often wonder about the concept of space.   [roll]

My house has some space that has a beginning, a middle, and an end as defined by the four walls. But where does space end?

Does it have a beginning?

Does it ever end?

What happens if you get to the end?

Does everything cease to exist?  ??? ???

The other night there was a Stephen Hawking show on one of the sciencey-type channels. It was largely about the beginning of time, and more or less debunked the thoughts/beliefs that a supreme being created everything, since if there was no time prior to the origin, there could have been no such being taking the time to create it.

Without fail, it sent me into many long spells of deep, mind-boggling thought.

Like, if everything propagated from a Big Bang, how could it have originated from essentially a single point? And how big was that point? How the hell did it all fit in there?

Here I go again.....

I know........I took an astronomy class in college and we studied Stephen Hawking's theories. The Big Bang kind of made sense to me back then, but now you just destroyed that because I didn't think about the "time" issue.

If there was no time, then it didn't happen, but since we exist, it must have happened. So how the hell did it happen? There are certain concepts I just can't wrap my brain around.

I think there is simply just a cyclical expanding and collapsing of all the matter that we call our universe.
Starts with a mass so compact and dense that it explodes outward from being too compressed, expands until the initially outward force is overcome by the gravitational force back to center and then slowly collapses back inward. Rinse and repeat.

Probably also an infinite number of these expanding/collapsing universes....all sitting in neat little rows being used to light up a sign exclaiming "Topless Girls!"

Or nothing exists and this is all a figment of an equally non-existent imagination.

I am embracing your "Topless Girls" theory, for it has a logical explanation. Without topless girls, there is no reason to have a universe.  ;D

This is true. [thumbsup]

Best explanation I've read so far. 

Nice ;D

 [laugh]

Don't think about or you'll go crazy.. just live to have fun and have fun to live...

Also, yes the universe will reverse and collapse back to a single point.. 

http://www.amazon.com/Kama-Pootra-Mind-Blowing-Ways-Poop/dp/1402237146 (http://www.amazon.com/Kama-Pootra-Mind-Blowing-Ways-Poop/dp/1402237146)

Big Bang = Cosmic Splat Fart

in some minuscule corner of the infinite expanse

Time is not linear it is concentric in our little zone

actually there is no time there is infinity

Our level of comprehension about physics and the universe is marginally better

than a chimp's grasp of calculus

We are all a bunch of bugs milling around on a microscopic spec waiting our turn to get squashed

ours is not to reason why, ours is but to do and die

Time is a construct of man

it is measured by our ability to perceive

our ability is limited by the parameters provided by this atmosphere

we cannot measure and understand concepts that we cannot perceive

we should get on with killing one another

stop wasting time firing rockets into space when there are perfectly good targets available down here

;D [clap]

I get moments of clarity where I "get it" and can see the whole picture but then I get a bad headache and forget it

I didn't know you smoked dope. 

He has an AARP card.

Old hippie. [roll]

My friend said to me "I think the weather's trippy." And I said "No man, it's not the weather that's trippy. Perhaps it is the way that we percieve it that is indeed trippy." Then I thought "man, I should have just said 'yeah'."

-MH

What the shit sort of hippie drum circle did I just stumble into?




;D

i just saw this thread, i iwll post now. WTF IS THIIS THING??/


Boo: Muse Lullaby (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DryVmGDArTY&NR=1#)

This is brilliance....we can start a whole new religion around this singular statement of blinding clarity  [clap] [clap] [clap]

stuffed toy Fisher Cat

The scariest part about me is that I think up some wacky shit and yet don't do any drugs. My insanity is au naturale.

She's gonna need a BIG box of band-aids.

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-IKa5C9G-otw/Tl6Bj-tWo6I/AAAAAAAAuLQ/5KPugJwkVog/s1600/img_8370.jpg)



I think if that bike didn't weight 6000 lbs he could save that.

You don't think that's one of those hi tech tank tops that will protect her?

If he puts his knee down he might save it. [thumbsup] I think she's asking for a broken right wrist and collar bone. [bang]

And a free exfoliation job on her hands. 

ouch.  just ouch.

Come on don't you see her arm out she is just going to push it back up right.

Her back muscles look all knotted up... like they know what is about to happen....

They do....

<shudder>

will the relationship survive??? (these things are of concern to me)

at least until they are both out of percocet

[laugh] [laugh] [clap] [clap]

yeah I think the big fissure will be

when he tries to turn her out for discounted rates (due to all the grafting work)

to fund his pill habit

Nah.  That's just from all the meth that she's been hitting.

Meth-heads ride those annoying little 50cc scooters with the 100bd pipes.

Worst HP to DB ratio on the planet on those damn things. And if you listen closely you can hear the exhaust going "tweeeeeektweektweektweektweektweek-TWEEEKtweektweek"

I always thought the "tweeeeeektweek" was the description of the Meth-heads' brain in action  ;D

That would be the

"Sputtersputterputputputputputsputter...sputterputputsputter...cough...sputter...silence"

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfazfzslaq1qaotjto1_500.jpg (http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfazfzslaq1qaotjto1_500.jpg)

um...well i would say that is a true Wtf???? gross....ewww...& peeny????? they called it a peeny???  [laugh]

*blinks*

I uh...

I don't really know what to make of that.

now that was some really really poorly written tripe

the (already severely anemic) prurient value was completely demolished

by the spelling and grammar

Yet, no one even thought to ask Dave how he even came to find such a jewel of literary prose...

Oh, and  [puke]






[bacon]

I thought about it, and then realized I may not want to know. 

I want to find the whole story and take it to a poetry reading or something.

Every once in a rare while I would sign up for a Gotham Writers Workshop in NY to see who was how good

There was always a guy in every class who would write "erotic stories" (bad porn) and loved sharing his most perverse ideas

deliberately to the discomfort of the classmates...these were cretins who just wanted to be publicly obscene to a captive audience without consequences

the upside was we critiqued each other's writing

I cannot begin to describe the delight I found in taking the creeps and their efforts down and out

I recall summarizing one critique by telling the freak that he should burn all his work

for fear that he might see it during a moment of clarity

and realize it was so bad he would be compelled to kill himself

I figure he wrote it

It's the lyrical side of Dave we rarely get to see

Oh and seriously

Dave

Burn that shit

You don't want to stumble across it sober

I would feel better If someone would change Dave's name to peeny for a month or so...

You are truly evil  :)

See if I go to any of your weddings again.

[laugh]

[laugh]  [laugh]





why the hell did I bother to click on that link? 

[laugh] [laugh]  [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

The Petals Fall Twice - A Dramatic Reading (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9dAxXnPFVs#)

 [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
 [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap]


genius, sheer genius

and what an outstanding voice

I wonder how many takes that took to get through it without laughing? [laugh]

[laugh]

....peeny....  [laugh]

Why do I have a feeling the word will be soon be commonly exercised, among other oft-used verbiage from the collective DMF vocabulary....

Is mom getting married again?

But what will I do without my peeny at my wedding?

you dont need your penny until the honeymoon... EVERYBODY knows that!  [roll]

Once you are married it no longer belongs to you. :-*

Are we polygamists now? Cause if so, then you're not the only one thats gonna have another wedding.

Is Travis to be moving out there and marrying both of you?
WTF indeed!  [laugh]

About that

We should talk

I can barely afford one wife, so WTF would I want another? ??? ???

so you can endure the damnation of 2 menopauses

the key portion of menopause is men  ;)

I am convinced that many of history's witch hunts and burnings

originated with one guy who couldn't take his wife's change of life

if they didn't originate with that,,, I am sure more than a few women were offered up for assessment

during the hunts because of that

(actually I realize that the forces and dynamics of witch hunts were far more arcane, complex and possibly to some extent a base-level Darwinian exercise in species regulation...remembering the proliferation of a species is based on the number of fertile females, not viable males)

well now we know the cause of the Salem witch trials :) thanks for the history lesson  [laugh]

And, once you're married, it will seldom get used anyway.

I was given the option of getting married or getting a Porsche.

I made the more economical choice.

 ;D

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rubber_%282010_film%29 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rubber_%282010_film%29)

One of the best (and most bizarre) films I've seen in a long time.  [thumbsup]

That movie sounds amazing.

*checks*

And it's on Netflix instant watch! Ohhhhhhh I know what I'm getting friends together to see soon! [laugh]

It's insane.

I'm not the absolute best at keeping up with this thread, so it's possible this is a derby.

I sort of doubt it, however.

http://gawker.com/5819464/woman-dies-of-allergic-reaction-to-the-dog-she-had-sex-with (http://gawker.com/5819464/woman-dies-of-allergic-reaction-to-the-dog-she-had-sex-with)

:o

[puke]

So the crime of "buggery" was committed? Don't they have right to privacy in Ireland? Either way, that's why they say it's always best to use a condom.  ;D

could have been worse. could have been mopery.

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww.  [puke]

(the accompanying photo is great considering the subject, however)

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/ondeadline/post/2011/09/pair-load-dead-friend-in-back-seat-then-hit-the-bars-on-his-tab/1?csp=34news (http://content.usatoday.com/communities/ondeadline/post/2011/09/pair-load-dead-friend-in-back-seat-then-hit-the-bars-on-his-tab/1?csp=34news)

what are friends for? ;D

Sorta what I was thinking, too.  I can think of worse things to do when I'm dead.

Weekend at Bernies'... [laugh]

Some people's kids... [roll]

http://www.lasvegasweekly.com/news/2011/jun/30/bizarre-lawsuit-has-pinball-hall-fame-playing-defe/ (http://www.lasvegasweekly.com/news/2011/jun/30/bizarre-lawsuit-has-pinball-hall-fame-playing-defe/)

Poo powered moto?

http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-20115555-1/toilet-motorcycle-runs-on-human-poo-power/ (http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-20115555-1/toilet-motorcycle-runs-on-human-poo-power/)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2oymHHyV1M
I was having a nice ride......and WTF ??? [Dolph]

Wow!  That would be a scary collision!

JM

Predator Hyabusa. (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=110756382772&fromMakeTrack=true&ssPageName=VIP:watchlink:top:en#ht_1037wt_1165)

I'm an ugly dancer.    ;D

http://theuglydance.com/?v=blvumtoxkz (http://theuglydance.com/?v=blvumtoxkz)

I was showing restraint in not posting the video of you out dancing the other night.

Here you go and do it yourself. ;D

 [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] niiiiice!

I have no problem humiliating myself on my own.  So feel free to post all embarrassing vids and pics you please.    ;D

NSFW
http://vimeo (http://vimeo). com/31090103
NSFW

Take the space out-I didn't want it to load in the browser.

??? . . . . [laugh]

Gives a whole new meaning to "a little head"

WTF?  The ping pong ball?!?!?   [laugh]

(http://www.paisanopub.com/rebelrodz/RR27SPREAD08.jpg)

One of Todd Anglani's creations, apparently. [thumbsdown]

apparently the headlight acts as the front brake

 :P

I don't see the problem. I like the red shoes, the leopard colored top, her nice hair, and her smile. WTF is the issue here?

Almost forgot- she has nice headlights too! [thumbsup]

they don't like the rusty metal bench she is sitting on

it's too bad they didn't pose her on a motorcycle, it would have made a neat pic

looks like some twisted person chained her to the rear wheel

(http://i.imgur.com/bREMO.jpg)

http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=56303.0 (http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=56303.0)

 :)

(http://m.syfy.com/s/imgscale?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdvice.com%2Fassets_c%2F2012%2F04%2Fspyder-laser-on-shark-thumb-305x305-89850.jpg&width=308)

(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee412/rkd0668/2012-11-15170645.jpg)

A mad vision was followed to fruition......

Followed to fruition, but not necessarily fruitful.

some paths to personal coolness are charted by stranger stars than many of us could ever fathom   ;D

That is Rucked up.

Haters gotta hate     ;D

"He who sings with his tongue on fire,
Gargles in the rat-race choir
Bent out of shape by society's pliers
Cares not to bring you up any higher,
But rather,
To get you down in the hole that he's in."

(http://l1.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/byr8xfLTRNMB2duLljEPPQ--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NQ--/http%3A//media.zenfs.com/en/blogs/motoramic/kingzl1dubs.jpg)


 [puke]

Buh.

 :P

traktor racing volvo terror (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqqgYrIlGgg#)

While I heartily approve of the sentiment, I'd be putting a few more kroner into the roll cage & front end...

Priorities... ;D

That is awesome. [thumbsup]

I couldn't help but giggle out loud when he was blistering those giant meats on the asphalt...     [cheeky]

I liked it when the camera guy said...

owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Something tells me the Deal King is scouring craigslist/ebay right... now.

I want to know if he had to do anything to the final gearing or if the rpm increase was enough to let that old tractor do those speeds.

He must have done something, it sounded like he was shifting on the fly

Video is gone :(

I sent the link to my brother, who owns an old WD45 Allis.

He thought it was cool, but he's not biting.  :(

Here's another - or when this one's gone, search "Traktor racing Volvo terror" on Youtube...

traktor racing volvo terror (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yHl24QynOM#)

[laugh]

So 20hp to about 200?

This is going on the list right after the 2 stroke rascal :D

I like it!

This is Carlos fault.

EMD GT46C-ACe Locomotive Dropped on Delivery (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvyIrsZ7Zhs&sns=em#)

That'll buff right out

Oops!

Those straps didn't look heavy enough for that load...      [roll]


yikes

Guy On A Buffalo - Episode 2 (Orphans, Cougars &amp; What Not) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5Lmkm5EF5E&feature=youtube_gdata_player#)

That    is     BADASS


He really donkey punched that cougar.    :o


WTF indeed.

Prices for getting things chromed...


WTF?!

 >:(

I pay ~$600 per year for a HazMat permit for..... a waste oil tank.

Extrapolate that out for the variety and quantity of far nastier chemicals necessary for chrome plating....

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

This.

Your logic does nothing to ease the pain of having to pay 1200 bucks to get two bumpers and a grill bar chromed.

 :P

How about that $1200 is less than buying them new?

(http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a295/giacco/1201121207.jpg)

They guy has some color blindness and those wheels look green to him. Green and blue is not such a bad combo is it?

No?

Ok how about this.

Some chop shop guys ended up with those pink wheels and decided that they were worthless, so the got rid of them by stealing his stock wheels and putting the pink ones on his car. Problem solved.

Still no?

Well I don't have time for anymore, gotta run, but I'm sure I can think of something else later.

it's part of the R package

This is probably a derby, but WTF

Dubstep Christmas lights full intro | Dubstep y las luces de Navidad (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7LtfYPV96M&feature=youtube_gdata_player#)

Does the R stand for ridiculous? 

Ok he lives on a street where dogs were chasing his car and trying to bite the tires. It is common knowledge that pink wheels on the 2.0 sentra actually detures most dogs. It's kind of
Like a deer whistle..

No?

Well then... The owner of the car is Tim Lincicum and he lost a bet with one of the other players on the team, and now he has to drive a Sentra with pink wheels for 30 days or cut all his hair off.

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] Who the make the beast with two backs would do that? Seriously  [puke]

Such a senseless waste of pink wheels  [bang] [laugh]

I sprayed the rims on my little Impreza gold and laugh at every other Subaru driver that spent big $ on there fancy store bought rims.

204,598 miles and counting.



(http://i.imgur.com/CU8rU.jpg)

top this ("white cat pink"):


http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=60223 (http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=60223)

There's just not enough weirdness happening in Fort Collins.

The last year, or so there seems to have been a lot more. ;D

Ahem.

You rang?  ;D

The "white cat" thing with fluorescent pink backpack happened to be in Denver last night at this place, the Meadowlark (where there's always a lot of weirdness): 

http://www.meadowlarkbar.com/Photos.cfm (http://www.meadowlarkbar.com/Photos.cfm)

Yeah, the 'lark definitely has it's fair share of weirdness.  Even if Bucket isn't around!  ;D

WCP was the second act to play last night after Go Star, which was some kind of jazzy, psychedelic, electronic type music. http://gostar.bandcamp.com/ (http://gostar.bandcamp.com/)

Here's WCP waiting for them to finish:

(http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8224/8441863436_06237666dd_z.jpg)

(http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8225/8441863550_558ca5cfe4_z.jpg)

(http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8073/8440769755_fee88120df_z.jpg)

And finally, on stage!

(http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8359/8440769683_e9aaf24b5a_z.jpg)

I left about 3 seconds after I took that shot, which was about 7 seconds after he started playing.

And yes, I used the "IZ" filter on my iPhone.

Doesn't look like he likes getting his picture taken...

On my lunch I took off for a bicycle ride, where I saw a severed cat head on the side of the road.     I'm a cats lover, I don't even like the one that lives in my house but what kind of sick SOB does that?

Maybe just a coyote?

< It looked like my picture, that is, if I looked like a cat. Just a clean cut.  It could have been a coyote, I've seen deer in that area, but my gut says no. It's very close to a bunch of high density housing.

I suspect you're right. Seems like the more I deal with people, the better I like coyotes.

If it looked free of blood, and if there was a ring of a flap of skin hanging beyond the  "meat" of the neck, then that could indicate that the cat was eaten.  I'm not a veterinary coroner, just speaking from sad experience.  If the skin and meat are mostly flush with one another, then there may be a sick bastard out there.  I would at least alert the local humane society.

While browsing ebay... a sales representative selling himself disguised as a 1960's Ducati ad? [popcorn]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Circa-1960s-Motorcycle-Sales-Representative-/290878164638?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item43b9b08e9e#ht_500wt_1182 (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Circa-1960s-Motorcycle-Sales-Representative-/290878164638?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item43b9b08e9e#ht_500wt_1182)

I think that's a creative way to get your name out there.

"... an intricate part of his life..."

I suppose given the complexity of motorcycles that's literally true, but I suspect he meant "integral". Details matter when one's trying to market oneself.

Regardless... until Ducati figures out it's motog frontend issues, the guy is better served posting he once sat on a Honda.

According to my highly calibrated Dog-leg measuring device, there is now about 8" of snow in my driveway.

WTF!!

Welcome to spring

birds of prey will also do that...I find the occasion bunny head in my neighborhood and we have lots of falcons or hawks or whatever around these days...no coyotes yet

I think this belongs here...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=2dllo85ZSUk#! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=2dllo85ZSUk#!)

Good call! ^^^ WTF??

Meanwhile, in Estonia...   [laugh]

They probably got paid for that.

I'm in the wrong business.

This is correct.  You should be making suppressors.



























 :D

Yeah, yeah

http://www.wmur.com/news/nh-news/After-resignation-many-in-New-London-support-police-chief/-/9857858/19640536/-/qc3duu/-/index.html (http://www.wmur.com/news/nh-news/After-resignation-many-in-New-London-support-police-chief/-/9857858/19640536/-/qc3duu/-/index.html)

Looks like our police chief just earned himself a spot in the WTF thread........

bet he has 1 hell of a photo album

Why was there a barely used stick of butter, still in its wrapper floating in our pond in our locked and fenced backyard today? 


I wasn't the brand we use either.

JM

backyard butter bomb?

http://weirdcreative.com/what-can-you-say-about-this-talent-408/ (http://weirdcreative.com/what-can-you-say-about-this-talent-408/)

Uuh...Mental floss? lol ;D

I have seen that done with spaghetti...but a condom...ew   [puke]

I guess ribbed for her pleasure wouldn't work here.

Oops.

Sorry dude.

http://www.whattoexpect.com/wom/preconception/0606/is-sperm-the-new-superfood.aspx?xid=aol_wte-preg_16_20130603_&aolcat=HLT&icid=maing-grid7%7Chp-desktop%7Cdl25%7Csec1_lnk1%26pLid%3D325507 (http://www.whattoexpect.com/wom/preconception/0606/is-sperm-the-new-superfood.aspx?xid=aol_wte-preg_16_20130603_&aolcat=HLT&icid=maing-grid7%7Chp-desktop%7Cdl25%7Csec1_lnk1%26pLid%3D325507)




mooooooo

I am not a fan of stupid television but I got sucked into watching Americas Got Talent the other night.  Thinking watching all the weirdo's would be fun this one really weird guy just has to be seen.  It truly belongs in the WTF thread.  Let me know what you think.  Oh and the guys name is "Special Head"..........

http://www.youtube.com/embed/ltdYifMB8z8 (http://www.youtube.com/embed/ltdYifMB8z8)

That was cool as hell

It's actually an old Indian Fakir trick.  Been around so long that most people have forgotten about it.  Here is a link to the explanation.  The thing that makes it so fun to watch is the delivery.  He blew peoples minds with an old trick, brilliant!  Of course he won't go any further than this one trick unless he has the entire fakir bit down.  He did go to extra effort to make the cane mobile though.   [beer]

Link?

Magic trick revealed, invisible chair, secret of levitation (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1I8cLhCcQ4#)



and for the needed WTF....


Tree Removal with Car Fail (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qm2xppv97xI#)

Thanks for posting that up Lethe!   [beer]

I already knew how to find it as I looked it up after seeing the show the other night and needed to know how that worked.  [laugh]

RE: car pulling tree down..........WTF!!

the only thing better than watching that idiot tear the heart out of his car would have been if the tree had actually come down.

on the car..

Now for a real WTF!

Tim Tebow signing with the Patriots????? [thumbsdown]

Dont' know if you'll get the same WTF moment as I did, but I haven't a clue what it might be in YouTube's algorithm (or my viewing history) that would decide that an ad for Olay & women's razors would be the perfect intro to this video:

British Grand Prix 1979 Silverstone (Sheene vs Roberts) Part 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNX4MUtB8DQ#)

I mean, I at least sort of get why I get spanish-language commercials for laundry detergent before most MotoGP videos, but this?

Thankfully...

we don't have to watch it when you embed it.  ;D

Thanks for the vid. [thumbsup]

http://biertijd.com/mediaplayer/?itemid=41686 (http://biertijd.com/mediaplayer/?itemid=41686)

how goes that world hunger thing.... got it solved yet?

pregnant dogy Resting Face (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3v98CPXNiSk#)

WTF? ;D

[laugh]

Parking in a no parking zone - Kinda....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXTBpSSNelA (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXTBpSSNelA)

Ouch! If it hadn't been for that 'no go' hoop, he might have saved it. But yea, WTF?

I thought that you were to drop a knee when going through a roundabout. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ39oY3aq2A

Seems like the music should have been 'Roundabout' by Rush. lol

or

XTC English Roundabout (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akrD84P_zxU#)

Poodle Exercise with Humans (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdX_OBUeHb4#)

Hey bp, what exactly were you looking for when you found this...

JM

lumpy pregnant doges

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/07/19/this-new-honda-is-rumored-to-go-130-mph-get-40-mpg-and-cut-your-lawn/ (http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/07/19/this-new-honda-is-rumored-to-go-130-mph-get-40-mpg-and-cut-your-lawn/)

Not to open up a discussion of the politics of Obamacare, but...

http://dailycaller.com/2013/10/03/need-health-care-coverage-just-dial-1-800-make the beast with two backsyo-to-reach-obamacares-national-hotline/ (http://dailycaller.com/2013/10/03/need-health-care-coverage-just-dial-1-800-make the beast with two backsyo-to-reach-obamacares-national-hotline/)

I think you mean Yes....  ;)

it's dangerous to do a cannonball into a swimming pool?

Yes, it is!

Among many other activities, like handstands without a helmet.

So glad somebody is looking out for the children!!!

(http://postalmag.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/justmove.png)

i thought Michael Jackson was looking out for the children

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOSe8WoWLKY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOSe8WoWLKY)

It might look something like this when the $#!t hit the fan. WTF was the hippo thinking?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA7iAMTAWHM (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA7iAMTAWHM)

http://digitaldeconstruction.com/meet-balls-disturbing-testicular-cancer-mascot/#.UnlGHvmkrwo (http://digitaldeconstruction.com/meet-balls-disturbing-testicular-cancer-mascot/#.UnlGHvmkrwo)

That's just wrong.

This is too


http://www.demilked.com/hot-mess-motocorsa-ducati-panigale-1199/ (http://www.demilked.com/hot-mess-motocorsa-ducati-panigale-1199/)

Can we get Ddan suspended for a few months for that last post?

Ahhh, my eyes! Pass the bleach.

My wife says Miles looks pretty good in that jacket...

It is even on CNN.com!

I'm a little worried about Miles since he moved out West.     [laugh]

Just a little?

Ya know I think if he can post such offensive man art I should be able to talk about politics.   ;D

I think I should be able to kick you in the nuts 'cuz I feel like it.

How's that work? ;D

If we film it can I get rich and famous like the guys on Jackass?  Might be worth a swift kick  ;D   [laugh]

(http://zeqps2k4t563atbs730zvzq12aw.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/The-21-Most-Awkward-Family-Photos04.jpg)

Damn, that's a good pic. I looked at it for a while.

(https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTOj3zLQ0-MDKBp0Qm5atxqE0AuzsCKeXsfB8psUH-ZnBOdMhyK5Q)
It's just sexual liberation. Remember Rosie the Riveter? We'll survive.

I think the one with the gun is Geddy Lee.

 [laugh]

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/464078_306359586096476_131088805_o.jpg)

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1277995_554783047920794_1421205878_o.jpg)

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/290264_226338950765207_1314137085_o.jpg)

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1266940_562700457129053_140895367_o.jpg)


These things are creepy as make the beast with two backs to me.

Babies?

Those are dolls.

People dress them up and cart them around in strollers as if it's really their kid.

Creepy. As. make the beast with two backs.

yup   creepy lol..

New holiday stamps: Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, and... a gingerbread house.  WTF USPS?

(http://www.theblaze.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/usps-holiday-mailer-e1385051544305.jpg)

There is this thing that you might have heard about called Festivus....come on!

is that the day when Ducati comes out with a motard?

Not sure if this belongs here as it doesn't make me angry. Actually kind of the opposite.
http://www.laravisual.com/old-finnish-people-with-things-on-their-heads/ (http://www.laravisual.com/old-finnish-people-with-things-on-their-heads/)

Wow! A truly bizarre cultural phenomenon.

What?

http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=universe-really-is-a-holo (http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=universe-really-is-a-holo)

That article appeared to be written in English, but I didn't understand much of it at all.

^^  basically...


just along for the ride

bazinga!

Jerky Gun ?!?!?!?!?

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B000T3HXA8/?tag=051-20 (http://www.amazon.com/dp/B000T3HXA8/?tag=051-20)


looks like budget low rent Slim Jim's...but still....

My dog runs free all day.  However at dark it is time to be tied up as the coyotes outnumber him.  Walked out last night to put him on the lead and almost jumped out of my skin.  Living in cattle country does have it upsides, if you are my pup.

(http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f149/Skybarney/e87379f26c_zps8b749217.jpg) (http://s46.photobucket.com/user/Skybarney/media/e87379f26c_zps8b749217.jpg.html)

Ahhhh... the life of a dog. Mine would have tried to drag it inside to show it off. "Hey Dad, look what I found!"

Awesome. ..

Not quite as big but heres one my dog caught herself.

(http://i1201.photobucket.com/albums/bb347/dapaoli/C621CB51-BF0A-4FCC-8DF5-7DFF8426DE6B_zpsatufcegv.jpg) (http://s1201.photobucket.com/user/dapaoli/media/C621CB51-BF0A-4FCC-8DF5-7DFF8426DE6B_zpsatufcegv.jpg.html)

I have had people ask me why I would let my dog eat a rabbit.  The usual issue they have is thinking it will make him sick.  I always ask the same question;  What did they eat before Purina? 

Good catch for your pup  [thumbsup]

great... now easters make the beast with two backsed up

Our Boxer/Malinios mix got three rabbits last year, and a Robin. 

The WTF part?  She comes back in the house and throws up rabbit parts.  Usually recognizable too.

JM

A relator walked into my condo this morning. I was sitting here paying bills and heard the lock. Lucy went ape shit!

The agent said the unit was listed as empty. NOT!

She left in a hurry.

(https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/s526x296/1521220_10152135642082915_335938676_n.jpg)

If you haven't already done so and if it's possible, find out which company she's with and let them know.  Total BS.


Sooooo what was it?

My guy gets all the agent info when the key is checked out. He talked to her. Lucy was in full protect the manor mode!

Good thing you weren't processing those drugs on the table while you were in your birthday suit just then.  ;D  

Yup, we get the wtf face when they find out we feed ours raw.. chicken drumsticks and all...  I just tell them do your research,  and do you see wolves eating kibble?

Stella, It was a calf that had initially been taken down by coyotes.  I have a tracker on his collar and he is back in the same field every morning the last two days.  I think the coyotes got another calf...

The cattle company that owns that field is run by bean counters and not real ranchers so it is not uncommon to see them drop off cows prior to calving.  Lots of dead ones out there every year.  It kinda pisses me off.

when I grow up, I wanna.....



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vk6f-j0Gc3 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vk6f-j0Gc3)

"Video does not exist"

 ???

try here

http://biertijd.com/mediaplayer/?itemid=45430 (http://biertijd.com/mediaplayer/?itemid=45430)

human, you are now modified and ready to launch

I got as far as the hooks and bailed.....  Some people are just not right.  ???

(https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/p526x296/1528535_10151943917828160_1626824254_n.jpg)

Was gonna put this in the picture thread, but I feel this is a more appropriate spot.

Wise choice.

http://www.daysoftheyear.com/days/squirrel-appreciation-day/ (http://www.daysoftheyear.com/days/squirrel-appreciation-day/)

Not a single recipe on the whole page?

WTF indeed, Howie.

Red, grey or even black, what’s your favourite colour of squirrel?

My favorite color is the one the cat drags home.  [thumbsup]

 ;D

<Stranger>
"Oh look, a squirrel! I love squirrels!"

<Howie>
"Meh, they're alright."

<Stranger>
"They're so cute! How could you not love squirrels?"

<Howie>
"Oh, it's not that. I just haven't found a good recipe yet."

 [puke]

Pacifica woman wants to marry bicycle.

http://news.kron4.com/news/pacifica-woman-wants-you-to-pay-for-her-to-marry-her-bicycle/ (http://news.kron4.com/news/pacifica-woman-wants-you-to-pay-for-her-to-marry-her-bicycle/)

That should be "Pacifica woman wants idiots to pay for her to marry her bicycle."




I'm surprised this didn't happen in Portland. [roll]

Just give it some time.

snake eats crocodile

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/2014/03/03/11/13/snake-eats-croc-after-epic-fight-in-qld (http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/2014/03/03/11/13/snake-eats-croc-after-epic-fight-in-qld)

Maybe after someone steals that girls bike (and I hope they do) she can marry that snake.

Imagine bouncing over that on yer DR...... :o

Eh, it was only a metre long, that's just a little garden lizard. [roll]

Truth be told, if I got into a battle with a crocodile and actually won, I'd eat rhe bugger as well. Not all at once, of course, and I'd see to it that I got a belt and a suitcase or maybe some shoes out of it.

Apparently the planning and zoning commission has mistaken shipping containers for structures.  Apparently here they are not movable objects.

such bs.. gotta hide it in the woods

close call.  run ya ass off..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0km94VCyek&feature=youtube_gdata_player (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0km94VCyek&feature=youtube_gdata_player)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXu92d307KU#t=35 (http://)

The carnage in this country would be epic

That road is the suck!

Reminds me of some old school video game. Can't place the name....

Carnage here too I reckon.
Incredible judgement, skill and goodwill.
Just shows what's possible if we would cooperate and share the road.

A House is missing.

http://kobi5.com/news/local-news/item/missing-house-in-klamath-falls.html#.VO7UCoY76K1 (http://kobi5.com/news/local-news/item/missing-house-in-klamath-falls.html#.VO7UCoY76K1)

Well, it has been a long cold winter with many people running low on firewood.  ;D

If it hasn't been burnt for heat it would be hard to hide, even if you disguise it a little.

(http://s3.visordown.com/uploads/images/medium/76647.jpg)

Article:
http://www.visordown.com/snippets/man-caught-with-a-minivan-strapped-to-his-bike/26587.html (http://www.visordown.com/snippets/man-caught-with-a-minivan-strapped-to-his-bike/26587.html)

JM

https://youtu.be/dn3Mey-w4DA

Looks shopped...

Just because the right rear tire is flat?

No, the whole thing just looks...off. I mean, besides the obvious "truck on the back of a trike" thing. Lighting looks out of place, outline of the van just looks like it was cut out of another picture.

So Multiple things have you skeptical. (Dr's Voice) Can you describe how this makes you feel?

No crazier than this:
(https://c1.staticflickr.com/9/8040/8063346270_68755ce8b1.jpg)

and that's not a "1 ton" van... it's one of those wierd clown-sized vans...
(http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r116/jrodnj/microvan001.jpg)

I have a picture somewhere that I took while in Korea of a guy with about 15 5 gallon propane tanks on his bike!!!


I think by 1 ton they meant the weight, not the cargo capacity.

I was actually looking for one of those pictures... it was a regular sight in Seoul. :)