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Title: random thought
Post by: mraff on March 31, 2010, 02:32:30 AM
Why are my nose hairs turning gray?
Title: Re: random thought
Post by: Big Troubled Bear on March 31, 2010, 02:37:57 AM
Maybe because you are ancient [thumbsup]
Title: Re: random thought
Post by: Speedbag on March 31, 2010, 02:38:48 AM
Yep. Wait until new hair starts growing in previously barren areas....
Title: Re: random thought
Post by: RAT900 on March 31, 2010, 03:13:03 AM
you stopped using Grecian Formula??....

is this a trick question?

Aging process I suppose....

soon you may be asking why your eyebrows look like two dead squirrels stapled to your forehead

or why your ears have suddenly hit puberty

or why those new tufts on your shoulders go up like hackles when you get angry  ;D
Title: Re: random thought
Post by: KnightofNi on March 31, 2010, 05:23:01 AM
Quote from: Speedbag on March 31, 2010, 02:38:48 AM
Yep. Wait until new hair starts growing in previously barren areas....

yeah, wtf is up with that!

gray hair i can deal with.
the ear hair i can manage, but on my back and shoulders?!
WTF man!
Title: Re: random thought
Post by: SacDuc on March 31, 2010, 06:37:38 AM


Eventually your hair will start to migrate from your head down to your ass. And along the way it will plant zits.

sac


/old Drew Carey joke
Title: Re: random thought
Post by: Speedbag on March 31, 2010, 06:59:11 AM
Quote from: KnightofNi on March 31, 2010, 05:23:01 AM
yeah, wtf is up with that!

gray hair i can deal with.
the ear hair i can manage, but on my back and shoulders?!
WTF man!

I think I'm turning into a giant walking brillo pad.
Title: Re: random thought
Post by: RAT900 on March 31, 2010, 07:06:56 AM
(http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee91/visigoth9/513649429_fc3d18e8a4.jpg)
Title: Re: random thought
Post by: Grampa on March 31, 2010, 07:08:50 AM
best nonphotoshop ever
Title: Re: random thought
Post by: zooom on March 31, 2010, 07:52:57 AM
Quote from: mraff on March 31, 2010, 02:32:30 AM
Why are my nose hairs turning gray?

scientifically speaking....why does hair turn gray in the 1st place?
Title: Re: random thought
Post by: triangleforge on March 31, 2010, 08:02:03 AM
Quote from: zooom on March 31, 2010, 07:52:57 AM
scientifically speaking....why does hair turn gray in the 1st place?

At some point in your life the melanocytes that give your hair color eventually say "screw it. I'm done." The hair follicle, however, keeps on chugging along.

Sounds like the ones in your nose just gave up before the ones on your head.
Title: Re: random thought
Post by: RAT900 on March 31, 2010, 08:03:47 AM
Quote from: zooom on March 31, 2010, 07:52:57 AM
scientifically speaking....why does hair turn gray in the 1st place?

having teenage children causes it
Title: Re: random thought
Post by: Setsukosan on March 31, 2010, 08:11:05 AM
My father blames the Navy.... and his children.
Title: Re: random thought
Post by: JEFF_H on March 31, 2010, 08:26:21 AM
a better question is why do you have visible hair growing out of your nose?  ???
get a trimmer and take care of that sh!t

might also take a peek that you dont have a corresponding earhair problem, gramps   ;D
Title: Re: random thought
Post by: RAT900 on March 31, 2010, 11:03:02 AM
Quote from: JEFF_H on March 31, 2010, 08:26:21 AM

get a trimmer and take care of that sh!t



in the meantime a Bic lighter could be used to burn it back under control
Title: Re: random thought
Post by: KnightofNi on March 31, 2010, 11:45:17 AM
Quote from: RAT900 on March 31, 2010, 11:03:02 AM
in the meantime a Bic lighter could be used to burn it back under control

not only is that manly, it's also a good way to make sure you won't wretch the next time you come across a rotting corpse thus making you more manly
Title: Re: random thought
Post by: RAT900 on March 31, 2010, 11:52:35 AM
Quote from: KnightofNi on March 31, 2010, 11:45:17 AM
not only is that manly, it's also a good way to make sure you won't wretch the next time you come across a rotting corpse thus making you more manly

impeccable logic !!!

you would also be impervious to the clingy sickly stench of gangrene that sticks in your nostrils all day when you visit the Penn Station Men's Room during the "homeless" roll-in for their morning freshen-up
Title: Re: random thought
Post by: KnightofNi on March 31, 2010, 11:54:32 AM
Quote from: RAT900 on March 31, 2010, 11:52:35 AM
impeccable logic !!!

you would also be impervious to the clingy sickly stench of gangrene that sticks in your nostrils all day when you visit the Penn Station Men's Room during the "homeless" roll-in for their morning freshen-up

is that what that stench is?
i thought it was fecal matter, urine, NYC grime, and human body odor.


look at that, i learned something today!
Title: Re: random thought
Post by: RAT900 on March 31, 2010, 11:58:05 AM
yeah it has a special smell all its own
Title: Re: random thought
Post by: mraff on March 31, 2010, 02:07:26 PM
Quote from: JEFF_H on March 31, 2010, 08:26:21 AM
a better question is why do you have visible hair growing out of your nose?  ???
get a trimmer and take care of that sh!t

might also take a peek that you dont have a corresponding earhair problem, gramps   ;D

Once upon a time I the gov't offended the hair on top of my head. It went on strike; 20 years of talks have been unsuccessful at encouraging a return to work. I hesitate to offend any other hair nations residing on my body lest they all band together and collectively tell me adios!
Title: Re: random thought
Post by: lethe on March 31, 2010, 02:11:34 PM
I once looked in the mirror and noticed a few inch long hair growing out of my earlobe. Wonder how long I had that and if anyone noticed.
Title: Re: random thought
Post by: ducpainter on March 31, 2010, 05:29:28 PM
Quote from: lethe on March 31, 2010, 02:11:34 PM
I once looked in the mirror and noticed a few inch long hair growing out of my earlobe. Wonder how long I had that and if anyone noticed.
no one noticed... [roll]
Title: Re: random thought
Post by: Speedbag on April 01, 2010, 02:31:15 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on March 31, 2010, 05:29:28 PM
no one noticed... [roll]

Riiiiiiiiiight.

;)