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Title: Pics or it didn't happen....DISCLAIMER: GROSS FINGER INJURY
Post by: corey on March 31, 2010, 10:29:30 AM
(https://farm5.static.flickr.com/4033/4479236009_32aaef12ce.jpg)

X-acto knife: 1...... Middle Finger: 0
Title: Re: Pics or it didn't happen....
Post by: Major Slow on March 31, 2010, 10:35:26 AM
not bad

7 stitches is a start.

Title: Re: Pics or it didn't happen....
Post by: corey on March 31, 2010, 10:36:07 AM
that one they had to burn a hole through the nail... interesting smell to say the least ;D
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Post by: duccarlos on March 31, 2010, 10:50:41 AM
The knife wasn't very exact... o
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Post by: Grampa on March 31, 2010, 10:51:54 AM
zing!   ^
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Post by: zooom on March 31, 2010, 11:04:19 AM
Quote from: duccarlos on March 31, 2010, 10:50:41 AM
The knife wasn't very exact... o

the knife was...the user wasn't!
Title: Re: Pics or it didn't happen....
Post by: corey on March 31, 2010, 11:20:08 AM
Quote from: zooom on March 31, 2010, 11:04:19 AM
the knife was...the user wasn't!

haha i love this all. it was exact as hell.. it went exactly where i did NOT want it to go... lol.
Title: Re: Pics or it didn't happen....
Post by: SacDuc on March 31, 2010, 11:30:27 AM
Quote from: corey on March 31, 2010, 11:20:08 AM
haha i love this all. it was exact as hell.. it went exactly where i did NOT want it to go... lol.

When I was training to become a furniture maker my teacher told us that before we start cutting anything using any tool that we should picture what would happen if the material, the tool or our hands were to slip. If that slip causes your hand to move in the direction of the sharp stuff you are doing it wrong. I've had remarkably few cuts on my hands since taking that to heart even though I've made some monumental make the beast with two backs ups using very powerful woodworking equipment. But you can replace pieces of wood and broken machinery.


sac


/he also told us that with all the dangerous equipment we used (shapers, table saws, molders, etc.) that it would be a chisel injury that would make him take one of us to the hospital
//guess what some dumb ass stabbed himself in the wrist with  [roll]
///chicks only dig scars if there is a cool story about getting that scar
////make up a story!  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Pics or it didn't happen....
Post by: Monster Dave on March 31, 2010, 12:20:09 PM
Seriously - put a disclamer on the thread topic. That's gross and not what I want or want anyone else to see from work.
Title: Re: Pics or it didn't happen....
Post by: teddy037.2 on March 31, 2010, 12:22:32 PM
Quote from: SacDuc on March 31, 2010, 11:30:27 AM
/he also told us that with all the dangerous equipment we used (shapers, table saws, molders, etc.) that it would be a chisel injury that would make him take one of us to the hospital

it's always the little crap that gets ya! I hate that!

stabbed a hole in my thumb with a spring-loaded center punch one time...

Quote from: Monster Dave on March 31, 2010, 12:20:09 PM
Seriously - put a disclamer on the thread topic.

that's good advice
Title: Re: Pics or it didn't happen....
Post by: duccarlos on March 31, 2010, 12:30:16 PM
Quote from: Monster Dave on March 31, 2010, 12:20:09 PM
Seriously - put a disclamer on the thread topic. That's gross and not what I want or want anyone else to see from work.

Did you faint? It kinda makes me want to eat steak for dinner tonight.
Title: Re: Pics or it didn't happen....DISCLAIMER: GROSS FINGER INJURY
Post by: corey on April 01, 2010, 06:22:59 AM
Sorry, disclaimer added.
Title: Re: Pics or it didn't happen....DISCLAIMER: GROSS FINGER INJURY
Post by: Le Pirate on April 01, 2010, 07:31:25 AM
so were you making something cool, atleast?
Title: Re: Pics or it didn't happen....DISCLAIMER: GROSS FINGER INJURY
Post by: Major Slow on April 01, 2010, 07:44:58 AM
I've had a lot grosser finger injuries then that. Hardly worth the disclaimer.

Just call me "lefty" ;D
Title: Re: Pics or it didn't happen....DISCLAIMER: GROSS FINGER INJURY
Post by: corey on April 01, 2010, 12:15:03 PM
Quote from: Le Pirate on April 01, 2010, 07:31:25 AM
so were you making something cool, atleast?

No.. i was making a sturdy cover and back board to keep some printouts from getting bent up in an envelope during shipment... I'm always more careful when im doing something cool....

Title: Re: Pics or it didn't happen....
Post by: Grampa on April 01, 2010, 12:27:40 PM
Quote from: SacDuc on March 31, 2010, 11:30:27 AM
When I was training to become a furniture maker my teacher told us that before we start cutting anything using any tool that we should picture what would happen if the material, the tool or our hands were to slip. If that slip causes your hand to move in the direction of the sharp stuff you are doing it wrong. I've had remarkably few cuts on my hands since taking that to heart even though I've made some monumental make the beast with two backs ups using very powerful woodworking equipment. But you can replace pieces of wood and broken machinery.


sac


/he also told us that with all the dangerous equipment we used (shapers, table saws, molders, etc.) that it would be a chisel injury that would make him take one of us to the hospital
//guess what some dumb ass stabbed himself in the wrist with  [roll]
///chicks only dig scars if there is a cool story about getting that scar
////make up a story!  [thumbsup]

I told Michelle my vasectomy scars were from a landmine
Title: Re: Pics or it didn't happen....
Post by: krolik on April 01, 2010, 09:08:34 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on April 01, 2010, 12:27:40 PM
I told Michelle my vasectomy scars were from a landmine

Bouncing Betty?
Title: Re: Pics or it didn't happen....DISCLAIMER: GROSS FINGER INJURY
Post by: NAKID on April 02, 2010, 04:53:28 AM
Quote from: Monster Dave on March 31, 2010, 12:20:09 PM
Seriously - put a disclamer on the thread topic. That's gross and not what I want or want anyone else to see from work.

What's so gross about it? Seriously, that picture is pretty tame...
Title: Re: Pics or it didn't happen....DISCLAIMER: GROSS FINGER INJURY
Post by: Pip on April 02, 2010, 05:12:39 AM
Quote from: NAKID on April 02, 2010, 04:53:28 AM
What's so gross about it? Seriously, that picture is pretty tame...

If anyone knows about injury, it'd be this guy. ^^^
Title: Re: Pics or it didn't happen....DISCLAIMER: GROSS FINGER INJURY
Post by: Mad Duc on April 05, 2010, 03:51:52 PM
snikeys! Be careful there amigo - I need you to do some more stuff for the biz!
Title: Re: Pics or it didn't happen....
Post by: rockaduc on April 05, 2010, 03:57:45 PM
Quote from: Monster Dave on March 31, 2010, 12:20:09 PM
Seriously - put a disclamer on the thread topic. That's gross and not what I want or want anyone else to see from work.

WAAAAAAAAA!