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Title: You have 2 years to live. What do you buy?
Post by: ducleaner on April 12, 2010, 07:54:27 PM
Thanks for participating.


Title: Re: You have 2 years to live. What do you buy?
Post by: Drunken Monkey on April 12, 2010, 08:01:33 PM
Boobies.



Title: Re: You have 2 years to live. What do you buy?
Post by: Drunken Monkey on April 12, 2010, 08:03:20 PM
And for me, as far as bikes go, being the best makes a bike the sexiest.




Title: Re: You have 2 years to live. What do you buy?
Post by: DarkStaR on April 12, 2010, 08:49:55 PM
Boobies.

If I had 2 years left to live, I'd be thinking of more important things to do...like not dying...and Boobies.  YMMV.


Title: Re: You have 2 years to live. What do you buy?
Post by: MendoDave on April 13, 2010, 03:34:45 AM
Why are you going to the common grave in two years?


Title: Re: You have 2 years to live. What do you buy?
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on April 13, 2010, 05:35:02 AM
Scarlett Johannsen.


Title: Re: You have 2 years to live. What do you buy?
Post by: johnc on April 13, 2010, 06:16:42 AM
boobies AND bacon
   (http://www.bayarearidersforum.com/forums/images/smilies/boobies.gif)           [bacon]


Title: Re: You have 2 years to live. What do you buy?
Post by: GEEZER on April 13, 2010, 08:52:50 AM

              TACOS


Title: Re: You have 2 years to live. What do you buy?
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on April 13, 2010, 10:20:12 AM
              TACOS

They're free.

http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=36950.0 (http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=36950.0)


Title: Re: You have 2 years to live. What do you buy?
Post by: ducleaner on April 13, 2010, 02:41:06 PM
Boobies.

If I had 2 years left to live, I'd be thinking of more important things to do...like not dying...and Boobies.  YMMV.

"more important things" than enjoying yourself by doing what you like to do?

Here's an analogy:

Me: What would your last meal be on death row?
You: I'd be doing more important things that eating. Like not being on death row. Oh, and boobies. Mmmmm, death row boobies. argh [drools]


Title: Re: You have 2 years to live. What do you buy?
Post by: Michael Moore on April 13, 2010, 04:18:00 PM
I already bought that bike for myself. Hope I last longer than two years.  ;D

Seriously though, you should always behave as if your time on this planet is finite (it is) and as if the time remaining is shorter rather than longer (it may very well be).  You'll make better life decisions.



Me: What would your last meal be on death row?

This was the pretty depressing answer:
Final Meal Requests of Texas Death Row Inmates (http://web.archive.org/web/20031001190442/www.tdcj.state.tx.us/stat/finalmeals.htm)


Title: Re: You have 2 years to live. What do you buy?
Post by: rafa on April 13, 2010, 05:17:04 PM
Vincent Black Shadow,with a Steib Bullet sidecar,and Heidi Klum!


Title: Re: You have 2 years to live. What do you buy?
Post by: Drunken Monkey on April 13, 2010, 05:18:14 PM
On second thought, if I had two years to live I'd buy a better life insurance policy  ;D


Title: Re: You have 2 years to live. What do you buy?
Post by: DarkStaR on April 13, 2010, 09:56:53 PM
"more important things" than enjoying yourself by doing what you like to do?


So you'd blow the last two years of your life and $$$ on a motorcycle...with a decent percentage of shortening said 2 years?

Is a mode of transportation that important?  LOL

So in short, yeah, the more important things...the things "I" enjoy...have nothing to do with a motorcycle.

To me, it's a hobby...something to pass time.

As I said... YMMV.  




Title: Re: You have 2 years to live. What do you buy?
Post by: DucaChic on April 14, 2010, 03:25:37 AM
The one I am riding...

I doubt that riding (something most of us do alone) would be the way I would spend the majority of my time given a definitive end date. I would definitely continue to ride, but it would have to include the people most important to me.


Title: Re: You have 2 years to live. What do you buy?
Post by: hadesducati848 on April 15, 2010, 06:23:46 PM
"more important things" than enjoying yourself by doing what you like to do?

Here's an analogy:

Me: What would your last meal be on death row?
You: I'd be doing more important things that eating. Like not being on death row. Oh, and boobies. Mmmmm, death row boobies. argh [drools]

have you seen the boobies on death row? the ones you want youll never get, and the ones you get... you never want.


Title: Re: You have 2 years to live. What do you buy?
Post by: TCK! on April 16, 2010, 08:07:11 PM
2 years... I'd pull a DTM...


Title: Re: You have 2 years to live. What do you buy?
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on April 16, 2010, 08:37:33 PM
2 years... I'd pull a DTM...

Break Jamie's pelvis?


Title: Re: You have 2 years to live. What do you buy?
Post by: PhoenixS4R on April 17, 2010, 06:38:33 PM
I'd get a 'Busa.

I'm hope that the other 1 year 364 days of the year I would've had gets given (grammer fail?) to someone with cancer as I go out in flames.....or pieces.


Title: Re: You have 2 years to live. What do you buy?
Post by: mstevens on April 18, 2010, 08:56:46 AM
Seriously though, you should always behave as if your time on this planet is finite (it is) and as if the time remaining is shorter rather than longer (it may very well be).  You'll make better life decisions.

Having worked with lots of people of all ages at the ends of their lives, I could not possibly agree more. The only time any of us really has is right now.

That said, if I had 2 years left I would buy... as little as possible. I'm the earner for my family, so I'd be earning as much, spending as little, and saving as much as possible. My wife and child are my priority.

My wife would probably encourage me to get whatever I want. Fortunately, I've got the bikes I want right now, so I wouldn't have to spend anything to get them.

I really do try to live every day as if it could be my last. I also don't presume that my wife or son will be around in the future and try not to take them for granted.


Title: Re: You have 2 years to live. What do you buy?
Post by: Buckethead on April 18, 2010, 10:44:29 AM
http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=36459.0 (http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=36459.0)

And a big 'ol box of condoms.


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