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Title: I meet an older, less privileged Randall this weekend...
Post by: mitt on June 02, 2008, 06:14:41 AM
I stopped by the local 'biker bar' this weekend on the duc, and a guy started talking to me about bikes.

His bike was parked there, a 1984 honda magna V65 (1100cc).

for reference, looked like this:
(http://www.motorera.com/honda/h1100/magna/vf1100c-84b.jpg)

He proceeded to tell me it has a top speed of 165mph - though he has only had it up to 120  :o

mitt


Title: Re: I meet an older, less privileged Randall this weekend...
Post by: Blackout on June 02, 2008, 06:50:44 AM
Stupid Randall, that's no 620.
Title: Re: I meet an older, less privileged Randall this weekend...
Post by: Count Desmo on June 02, 2008, 08:50:19 AM
Did he have an older, less priviledged Paris Hilton with him?
Title: Re: I meet an older, less privileged Randall this weekend...
Post by: Ash on June 02, 2008, 09:03:41 AM
Quote from: Count Desmo on June 02, 2008, 08:50:19 AM
Did he have an older, less priviledged Paris Hilton with him?

[laugh] [clap]
Title: Re: I meet an older, less privileged Randall this weekend...
Post by: mitt on June 02, 2008, 09:31:31 AM
Quote from: Count Desmo on June 02, 2008, 08:50:19 AM
Did he have an older, less priviledged Paris Hilton with him?

Why yes, he did  ;D

mitt
Title: Re: I meet an older, less privileged Randall this weekend...
Post by: ducducgooseme on June 02, 2008, 09:57:25 AM
Funny thing is that Randall has been on the 1098-forum a lot (well if it isnt him...its a guy with the same girl pics) and seems to have intelligent things to contribute.  Looks like he even started his own Ducati accessories business (no really).
Title: Re: I meet an older, less privileged Randall this weekend...
Post by: Grampa on June 02, 2008, 10:05:24 AM
Quote from: mitt on June 02, 2008, 09:31:31 AM
Why yes, he did  ;D

mitt

Candice Bergen?
Title: Re: I meet an older, less privileged Randall this weekend...
Post by: silentbob on June 02, 2008, 10:07:20 AM
Quote from: mitt on June 02, 2008, 06:14:41 AM
for reference, looked like this:
(http://www.motorera.com/honda/h1100/magna/vf1100c-84b.jpg)

He rode a Ducati Indiana?
Title: Re: I meet an older, less privileged Randall this weekend...
Post by: Grampa on June 02, 2008, 10:17:40 AM
no penis belt covers on that bike
Title: Re: I meet an older, less privileged Randall this weekend...
Post by: NAKID on June 02, 2008, 10:27:17 AM
Yeah, and just cause the speedometer goes up to 160 on mine, that it's my top speed...
Title: Re: I meet an older, less privileged Randall this weekend...
Post by: FatguyRacer on June 02, 2008, 10:27:32 AM
Quote from: Count Desmo on June 02, 2008, 08:50:19 AM
Did he have an older, less priviledged Paris Hilton with him?

Your not confusing Randall with Truerider are you?
Title: Re: I meet an older, less privileged Randall this weekend...
Post by: ducatiz on June 02, 2008, 10:46:18 AM
Quote from: mitt on June 02, 2008, 06:14:41 AM

He proceeded to tell me it has a top speed of 165mph - though he has only had it up to 120  :o

you misheard -- he said "...after being dropped from an airplane."
Title: Re: I meet an older, less privileged Randall this weekend...
Post by: Speeddog on June 02, 2008, 11:19:27 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on June 02, 2008, 10:05:24 AM
Candice Bergen?

:( Dude, that's just wrong.
Title: Re: I meet an older, less privileged Randall this weekend...
Post by: Grampa on June 02, 2008, 11:34:22 AM
[move][move] [moto]
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Title: Re: I meet an older, less privileged Randall this weekend...
Post by: Mother on June 02, 2008, 04:32:18 PM
dewd candice bergen was a hottie when she was young
Title: Re: I meet an older, less privileged Randall this weekend...
Post by: sugarcrook on June 02, 2008, 04:38:50 PM
But does that mean you credit for the hot version when the old version looks like it's been through a trash compactor and a meth clinic? 
Title: Re: I meet an older, less privileged Randall this weekend...
Post by: Speeddog on June 02, 2008, 05:20:31 PM
Quote from: Mother on June 02, 2008, 04:32:18 PM
dewd candice bergen was a hottie when she was young

+1, and she looks damn good for being 63 now.

Quote from: sugarcrook on June 02, 2008, 04:38:50 PM
But does that mean you credit for the hot version when the old version looks like it's been through a trash compactor and a meth clinic? 

1970, she was 24:

(http://www.2neatmagazines.com/covers/1970cover/1970-July-24.jpg)

1993, she was 47:

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/07/800px-Candice_Bergen_1993.2.jpg/220px-800px-Candice_Bergen_1993.2.jpg)

2006, she was 60:
(http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Profiles/20060929/244.bergen.candice.092706.jpg)
Title: Re: I meet an older, less privileged Randall this weekend...
Post by: ducpainter on June 02, 2008, 05:26:07 PM
Quote from: Speeddog on June 02, 2008, 05:20:31 PM
+1, and she looks damn good for being 63 now.

1970, she was 24:

(http://www.2neatmagazines.com/covers/1970cover/1970-July-24.jpg)

1993, she was 47:

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/07/800px-Candice_Bergen_1993.2.jpg/220px-800px-Candice_Bergen_1993.2.jpg)

2006, she was 60:
(http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Profiles/20060929/244.bergen.candice.092706.jpg)
looks better at 60.
Title: Re: I meet an older, less privileged Randall this weekend...
Post by: silentbob on June 02, 2008, 05:30:52 PM
Quote from: Speeddog on June 02, 2008, 05:20:31 PM
+1, and she looks damn good for being 63 now.

1970, she was 24:

(http://www.2neatmagazines.com/covers/1970cover/1970-July-24.jpg)

1993, she was 47:

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/07/800px-Candice_Bergen_1993.2.jpg/220px-800px-Candice_Bergen_1993.2.jpg)

2006, she was 60:
(http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Profiles/20060929/244.bergen.candice.092706.jpg)

Threesome.  I'd hit it.
Title: Re: I meet an older, less privileged Randall this weekend...
Post by: Grampa on June 02, 2008, 06:36:01 PM
my work here is done  [laugh]
Title: Re: I meet an older, less privileged Randall this weekend...
Post by: Ash on June 03, 2008, 08:53:23 AM
rofl.

you turned this board into a geriatric fetish forum!
Title: Re: I meet an older, less privileged Randall this weekend...
Post by: ducatiz on June 03, 2008, 02:27:50 PM
Cheryl Tiegs in Brown Bunny

that's the wall being hit.
Title: Re: I meet an older, less privileged Randall this weekend...
Post by: ducducgooseme on June 03, 2008, 02:34:38 PM
Yummy grand-mummy!   [coffee]

looks like she has had some work done! 
Title: Re: I meet an older, less privileged Randall this weekend...
Post by: Grampa on June 03, 2008, 02:41:56 PM
Brigitte Bardot is look'n like Sally Struthers now'a days

Title: Re: I meet an older, less privileged Randall this weekend...
Post by: ducatiz on June 03, 2008, 02:44:52 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on June 03, 2008, 02:41:56 PM
Brigitte Bardot is look'n like Sally Struthers now'a days



looking like Struthers in 3x gravity environment you mean
Title: Re: I meet an older, less privileged Randall this weekend...
Post by: Grampa on June 03, 2008, 02:46:41 PM
 [laugh]
Title: Re: I meet an older, less privileged Randall this weekend...
Post by: erkishhorde on June 03, 2008, 03:37:14 PM
Jeez, all these old people I h ave no idea who they are and have to google search.  [roll]
Title: Re: I meet an older, less privileged Randall this weekend...
Post by: darylbowden on June 03, 2008, 04:41:38 PM
Not to bring it back to SATC, but she has a part in it and she looked huge.  I agree that 2 years ago she was pretty damn hot for a 60 yr old, but my gf and I were both wondering what happened in the last 2 years.  She seriously looked to have gained about 40 lbs, maybe a thyroid thing?
Title: Re: I meet an older, less privileged Randall this weekend...
Post by: silentbob on June 03, 2008, 10:30:39 PM
Kathleen turner ate Sally Struthers for breakfast.


(http://accesshollywood.nbcunifiles.com/ah/images/content/200802/0x600/65199.jpg)
Title: Re: I meet an older, less privileged Randall this weekend...
Post by: NAKID on June 03, 2008, 11:08:36 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on June 02, 2008, 05:26:07 PM
looks better at 60.

Only cause she's closer to your age?
Title: Re: I meet an older, less privileged Randall this weekend...
Post by: Speeddog on June 03, 2008, 11:14:02 PM
The pic of Candice Bergen at 47 was done with a flash, and the lighting's pretty harsh.
Pic at 60 is outdoors, may have had a fill flash, but lots more friendly lighting.
Title: Re: I meet an older, less privileged Randall this weekend...
Post by: ducatiz on June 04, 2008, 03:21:21 AM
Quote from: silentbob on June 03, 2008, 10:30:39 PM
Kathleen turner ate Sally Struthers for breakfast.


(http://accesshollywood.nbcunifiles.com/ah/images/content/200802/0x600/65199.jpg)

man, and to think i nearly went blind from watching "Body Heat" too many times...  ugh..  ugh..
Title: Re: I meet an older, less privileged Randall this weekend...
Post by: Ash on June 04, 2008, 06:41:09 AM
Quote from: ducatizzzz on June 04, 2008, 03:21:21 AM
man, and to think i nearly went blind from watching "Body Heat" too many times...  ugh..  ugh..

why would you go blind from just watching a- oh wait nevermind...
Title: Re: I meet an older, less privileged Randall this weekend...
Post by: Mother on June 04, 2008, 10:22:05 PM
you have to take into account that Kathleen Turner was deathly ill for a very long time

that is harsh on the body