Without paying $12 for a 16oz at your favorite sports venue
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001RB2CXY/ref=s9_simh_gw_p79_i2?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_s=center-2&pf_rd_r=0QVQNC4E2KH0VE7DWMDZ&pf_rd_t=101&pf_rd_p=470938631&pf_rd_i=507846 (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001RB2CXY/ref=s9_simh_gw_p79_i2?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_s=center-2&pf_rd_r=0QVQNC4E2KH0VE7DWMDZ&pf_rd_t=101&pf_rd_p=470938631&pf_rd_i=507846)
That's hilarious.
I wonder if that would work getting into the Kentucky Derby as they are good about catching booze coming in.
Remove back protector from moto jacket, insert beverage of choice, possibly entire bottle of wine AND a baguette. works like a charm every time. helps to have a jacket a couple sizes too big for you, though.
I like this one better...
http://www.amazon.com/The-WineRack-200-007-Wine-Small/dp/B001FYXY7G/ref=pd_sim_k_1 (http://www.amazon.com/The-WineRack-200-007-Wine-Small/dp/B001FYXY7G/ref=pd_sim_k_1)
these products are brilliant!