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Title: Soylent cookbook
Post by: Monsterlover on April 20, 2010, 03:03:54 AM
http://m.theage.com.au/entertainment/books/hot-water-over-spell-check-20100417-sksv.html (http://m.theage.com.au/entertainment/books/hot-water-over-spell-check-20100417-sksv.html)

oops
Title: Re: Soylent cookbook
Post by: Oldfisti on April 20, 2010, 06:42:38 AM
How was this even discovered being that...


Who the hell eats sardines anymore?




PS: oops indeed      :-[
Title: Re: Soylent cookbook
Post by: VisceralReaction on April 20, 2010, 08:35:02 AM
That's no misprint, When i was in Australia I always had fresh ground black people on my sardines!  [laugh]
Quite the delicacy  [bacon]
Title: Re: Soylent cookbook
Post by: Monsterlover on April 20, 2010, 10:49:52 AM
[laugh]
Title: Re: Soylent cookbook
Post by: Pip on April 20, 2010, 10:53:12 AM
Would red pepper be Native American?
Title: Re: Soylent cookbook
Post by: Grampa on April 20, 2010, 10:54:08 AM
FYI. Capt'n Crunch is a racist
Title: Re: Soylent cookbook
Post by: NoisyDante on April 20, 2010, 11:04:42 AM
They eat ground black people like popcorn chicken in Scotland.   [popcorn]

Quote from: bobspapa on April 20, 2010, 10:54:08 AM
FYI. Capt'n Crunch is a racist

Along that scheme:
http://www.cracked.com/article_15271_hateful-stereotypes-behind-5-lovable-cereal-mascots.html (http://www.cracked.com/article_15271_hateful-stereotypes-behind-5-lovable-cereal-mascots.html)
Title: Re: Soylent cookbook
Post by: Grampa on April 20, 2010, 12:01:36 PM
Quote from: NoisyDante on April 20, 2010, 11:04:42 AM
They eat ground black people like popcorn chicken in Scotland.   [popcorn]

Along that scheme:
http://www.cracked.com/article_15271_hateful-stereotypes-behind-5-lovable-cereal-mascots.html (http://www.cracked.com/article_15271_hateful-stereotypes-behind-5-lovable-cereal-mascots.html)

(http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t180/bobspapa/005-11.jpg?t=1271796663)

ask yourself...

where are the children of color?

are they below deck?

it's 2010, why does the Capt'n still pilot a boat that looks like something from back in the slave trade days?

does the C on his hat stand for caucasian?

where are his legs?

where are the children's parents?

why are everybodys eyebrows detached from their face?
Title: Re: Soylent cookbook
Post by: VisceralReaction on April 20, 2010, 01:13:18 PM
Joel, you need to go back to the puff puff thread you started
;)  ;D
Title: Re: Soylent cookbook
Post by: superjohn on April 20, 2010, 01:18:04 PM
not to mention BP, all the kids look like they're on crack.

Title: Re: Soylent cookbook
Post by: NoisyDante on April 20, 2010, 01:54:08 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on April 20, 2010, 12:01:36 PM
ask yourself...

where are the children of color?

are they below deck?

it's 2010, why does the Capt'n still pilot a boat that looks like something from back in the slave trade days?

does the C on his hat stand for caucasian?

where are his legs?

where are the children's parents?

why are everybodys eyebrows detached from their face?

[laugh] [laugh]
Title: Re: Soylent cookbook
Post by: Buckethead on April 20, 2010, 02:48:10 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on April 20, 2010, 12:01:36 PM
ask yourself...

where are the children of color? Being eaten by Australians.

are they below deck? No. See above.

it's 2010, why does the Capt'n still pilot a boat that looks like something from back in the slave trade days? Gas = $3/gallon. Wind = FREE.

does the C on his hat stand for caucasian? Nope. Cheap. See above.

where are his legs? More importantly, WHERE ARE HIS PANTS?

where are the children's parents? Children these days have parents?

why are everybodys eyebrows detached from their face? Ya got me there.

Title: Re: Soylent cookbook
Post by: Oldfisti on April 22, 2010, 06:24:13 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on April 20, 2010, 10:54:08 AM
FYI. Capt'n Crunch is a racist


FYI.


Crunch isn't even a real Captain.


He's only a Cap'n.


And where are his pants?
Title: Re: Soylent cookbook
Post by: Monsterlover on April 23, 2010, 02:10:16 AM
I'm just happy I'm not his "first mate" or "second mate"

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