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Title: For those lonely nights.
Post by: DucNaked on April 21, 2010, 10:22:00 AM
http://m.sears.com/mt/www.sears.com/shc/s/p_10153_12605_SPM223900328P?keyword=girlfriend+pillow&sLevel=0 (http://m.sears.com/mt/www.sears.com/shc/s/p_10153_12605_SPM223900328P?keyword=girlfriend+pillow&sLevel=0)
I can't believe this is real.
Title: Re: For those loney nights.
Post by: Pip on April 21, 2010, 10:41:32 AM
If it was overstuffed and the breats were floppy, it'd be a "rugged indvidualist".

The color is dead on though.  ;D [thumbsup]
Title: Re: For those loney nights.
Post by: The Bearded Duc on April 21, 2010, 11:26:34 AM
Quote from: rollout on April 21, 2010, 10:22:00 AM
I can't believe this is real.

And from Sears, none the less. Too bad it's not anatomically correct, I'd be all over it. No pun intended.
Title: Re: For those loney nights.
Post by: RAT900 on April 21, 2010, 11:29:49 AM
I hope it is machine washable at least
Title: Re: For those loney nights.
Post by: The Bearded Duc on April 21, 2010, 11:35:55 AM
Quote from: RAT900 on April 21, 2010, 11:29:49 AM
I hope it is machine washable at least

And if the cover zips off you kinda get the same effect of taking a "real" girls shirt off!    :o :o

Title: Re: For those loney nights.
Post by: RAT900 on April 21, 2010, 11:37:45 AM
<laughing>  but it has no head...who has a headless girlfriend?
Title: Re: For those loney nights.
Post by: The Bearded Duc on April 21, 2010, 11:40:18 AM
Quote from: RAT900 on April 21, 2010, 11:37:45 AM
<laughing>  but it has no head...who has a headless girlfriend?

Sometimes I wish I did. Then I wouldn't have to listen to her all the time. Oh wait, I do that anyway.   [roll]
Title: Re: For those loney nights.
Post by: SacDuc on April 21, 2010, 11:40:26 AM
Quote from: RAT900 on April 21, 2010, 11:37:45 AM
<laughing>  but it has no head...who has a headless girlfriend?

Ichabod Crane?


(http://collectingtokens.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/the_headless_horseman_pursuing_ichabod_crane.jpg)
Title: Re: For those loney nights.
Post by: The Bearded Duc on April 21, 2010, 11:43:45 AM
Quote from: SacDuc on April 21, 2010, 11:40:26 AM
Ichabod Crane?


(http://collectingtokens.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/the_headless_horseman_pursuing_ichabod_crane.jpg)

That's the headless horseman Sac, not the headless girlfriend.   ;)


BTW, a slight thread jack, I'm gonna have a little surprise for you, Sac, by the beginning of next week. At least I hope it's a surprise and not a WTF!!
Title: Re: For those loney nights.
Post by: RAT900 on April 21, 2010, 11:44:37 AM
It has jugs, a torso and one arm with what looks like a rubber glove on it

I guess someone at Sears thought it covered all the essential bases required for male nocturnal companionship

.........Ted Bundy's or Jeff Dahmer's maybe
Title: Re: For those loney nights.
Post by: SacDuc on April 21, 2010, 11:53:34 AM
Quote from: duc750 on April 21, 2010, 11:43:45 AM
. . . I'm gonna have a little surprise for you, Sac, by the beginning of next week. . .



Anal?
Title: Re: For those loney nights.
Post by: NoisyDante on April 21, 2010, 11:56:28 AM
Perhaps the yellow hand inspired by the rubber glove Tyler Durden is wearing?  And for the same purpose?  What that it exactly, I'm not sure, but it's hilarious.

(http://www.zoecchi.com/Images/FightClub/fcrubberglove.JPG)
Title: Re: For those loney nights.
Post by: The Bearded Duc on April 21, 2010, 11:59:38 AM
Quote from: SacDuc on April 21, 2010, 11:53:34 AM


Anal?


[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

Non-stop laughter!
It's only gonna hurt for a second.....