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Title: Australia: Surgeons remove 16 steel washers from man's willy
Post by: ducatiz on June 02, 2008, 11:37:38 AM
Do they not have prostitutes in NSW Australia??

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,361382,00.html

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Surgeons Remove 16 Steel Washers From Man's 'Nether Region'

Monday, June 02, 2008
Hazardous Hardware?

An Australian man was operated on in Hornsby Hospital in Berowra Sunday where surgeons removed 16 stainless steel washers from "down under," The Daily Telegraph reports.

Berowra Fire Rescue officers were called to alleviate the man from his awkward predicament at 3 a.m. Berowra is a suburb of northern Sydney in the state of New South Wales, Australia.

It was not clear how the man's situation arose.

Fire rescue officers spent more than an hour unsuccessfully attempting to remove the washers,[/b]  [puke]before the man was taken into an operating room about 4.30 a.m.

Surgeons took about 90 minutes to remove the washers using fire brigade equipment.

A hospital spokesman said equipment normally used to remove rings from fingers was ineffective because of the thicker nature of the washers.

The man was in a satisfactory condition.

It is believed the only lasting damage may be to his pride.


Title: Re: Australia: Surgeons remove 16 steel washers from man's willy
Post by: Smiling End on June 02, 2008, 12:54:29 PM
I'm glad that reporters "down under" are afraid to use "down under" puns.  Stupid journalism.   :P

In other news, who the f*ck would do something like that.  No, wait, I don't want to know.


Title: Re: Australia: Surgeons remove 16 steel washers from man's willy
Post by: Grampa on June 02, 2008, 12:55:24 PM
nuts and washers go together like bp&j


Title: Re: Australia: Surgeons remove 16 steel washers from man's willy
Post by: ducatiz on June 02, 2008, 01:02:33 PM
nuts and washers go together like bp&j

peanus butter and jelly?


Title: Re: Australia: Surgeons remove 16 steel washers from man's willy
Post by: Grampa on June 02, 2008, 01:06:48 PM
peanus butter and jelly?

that too


Title: Re: Australia: Surgeons remove 16 steel washers from man's willy
Post by: DanTheMan on June 02, 2008, 07:42:25 PM
thats it only 16, rookie


Title: Re: Australia: Surgeons remove 16 steel washers from man's willy
Post by: ducatiz on June 03, 2008, 04:45:14 AM
thats it only 16, rookie

well they were 2" thick axle spacer type washers...  [laugh]


Title: Re: Australia: Surgeons remove 16 steel washers from man's willy
Post by: eyeboy on June 03, 2008, 08:59:13 AM
that too


ARARARAR... rrr....

coffee out the nose... damn you!


Title: Re: Australia: Surgeons remove 16 steel washers from man's willy
Post by: Grampa on June 03, 2008, 09:07:26 AM
my work here is done


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