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Title: Do you fellas know this man? Post by: ducatiz on June 02, 2008, 11:38:23 AM http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,361382,00.html Quote Surgeons Remove 16 Steel Washers From Man's 'Nether Region' Monday, June 02, 2008 Hazardous Hardware? An Australian man was operated on in Hornsby Hospital in Berowra Sunday where surgeons removed 16 stainless steel washers from "down under," The Daily Telegraph reports. Berowra Fire Rescue officers were called to alleviate the man from his awkward predicament at 3 a.m. Berowra is a suburb of northern Sydney in the state of New South Wales, Australia. It was not clear how the man's situation arose. Fire rescue officers spent more than an hour unsuccessfully attempting to remove the washers,[/b] [puke] before the man was taken into an operating room about 4.30 a.m. Surgeons took about 90 minutes to remove the washers using fire brigade equipment. A hospital spokesman said equipment normally used to remove rings from fingers was ineffective because of the thicker nature of the washers. The man was in a satisfactory condition. It is believed the only lasting damage may be to his pride. Title: Re: Do you fellas know this man? Post by: dragonworld. on June 02, 2008, 02:56:19 PM I know this bloke!!
His name is Richard Cranium ;D He likes a [beer] obviously??? Title: Re: Do you fellas know this man? Post by: BadBoyBubby on June 02, 2008, 03:06:40 PM Its a Harley thing. You can never carry enough spares to get home safely.
Title: Re: Do you fellas know this man? Post by: dragonworld. on June 02, 2008, 05:42:33 PM But where were they deposited, attached, wedged, shoved into, screwed on??? :o
Were they used as suppositries or as a type of genital jewelry?? [roll] EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!!! [puke] Title: Re: Do you fellas know this man? Post by: ducatiz on June 02, 2008, 05:43:50 PM he had 'em run up the old flagpole, if you know what i mean. [laugh]
Title: Re: Do you fellas know this man? Post by: DosVerde on June 02, 2008, 08:15:05 PM Scene from a Ducati dealership workshop in Sydney...
Mechanic: There you go son, thats how you put the engine back in the frame... Apprentice: But i have all these washers left over, what should I do with them? Mechanic: make the beast with two backs the washers... Title: Re: Do you fellas know this man? Post by: DosVerde on June 02, 2008, 08:28:33 PM Was that joke too obvious ???
Title: Re: Do you fellas know this man? Post by: BadBoyBubby on June 02, 2008, 09:04:51 PM Was that joke too obvious ??? Didn't stop me from laughing.Title: Re: Do you fellas know this man? Post by: Big T on June 02, 2008, 10:08:39 PM Was that joke too obvious ??? Nope, I had a laugh.... Sadly this could be so true....... Given some (I repeat some not all) of the mechanic out there.... [laugh] Title: Re: Do you fellas know this man? Post by: Dockstrada on June 02, 2008, 11:18:18 PM Im on the floor,i can just imagine shited doing in the situation [laugh] [laugh]
Title: Re: Do you fellas know this man? Post by: Spider on June 03, 2008, 12:28:01 AM That was good, Dos, I've heard the spare washers are a part of exhaust installation on the monster. nice call !
Title: Re: Do you fellas know this man? Post by: ducatiz on June 03, 2008, 05:04:03 AM Scene from a Ducati dealership workshop in Sydney... Mechanic: There you go son, thats how you put the engine back in the frame... Apprentice: But i have all these washers left over, what should I do with them? Mechanic: make the beast with two backs the washers... [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] |