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Title: Just when you thought dining out with kids is safe....
Post by: Betty Rage on May 10, 2010, 05:22:06 PM
http://www.bostonherald.com/news/regional/view.bg?articleid=1251906 (http://www.bostonherald.com/news/regional/view.bg?articleid=1251906)

"South Boston toddler Jadm Moschella apparently thought he'd hit the motherlode Saturday night when, while out to dinner with his parents and stepsister, he reached for a glass and began drinking - a white Russian intended for his dad!........."

""........It's white and he thought it was milk. He took one sip and started gagging,” said 2-year-old Jadm's outraged mother, Jessica Smith, 22, who immediately called police from her table at the Rainbow Dragon restaurant on West Broadway."
Title: Re: Just when you thought dining out with kids is safe....
Post by: fastwin on May 10, 2010, 05:35:54 PM
Can't start them too early! [laugh] Dumb ass parents... pay attention to what your kids are doing!! Thank God a .45ACP 1911 wasn't laying on the table next to the drink!!! [bang] Shoot the parents, save the kid! [clap]
Title: Re: Just when you thought dining out with kids is safe....
Post by: Buckethead on May 10, 2010, 05:36:01 PM
Are.

You.

Effing.

Serious.

?




With parents like that, I'd need a drink, too.
Title: Re: Just when you thought dining out with kids is safe....
Post by: silentbob on May 10, 2010, 06:21:01 PM
if I was the cop who responded I would have ripped that woman's ovaries out on the spot.


She must have been related to my soon to be ex.  She accepts responsibility for nothing.
Title: Re: Just when you thought dining out with kids is safe....
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on May 10, 2010, 06:29:54 PM
Blame the waiter  [roll]
Title: Re: Just when you thought dining out with kids is safe....
Post by: fastwin on May 10, 2010, 06:37:36 PM
Quote from: silentbob on May 10, 2010, 06:21:01 PM
if I was the cop who responded I would have ripped that woman's ovaries out on the spot.


She must have been related to my soon to be ex.  She accepts responsibility for nothing.

You are re-living my past life all over again. You have my deepest sympathies! Divorce took two and a half years with no kiddos! [bang] Shovel money to the attorneys for no damn good reason!! >:( Stupid and then some...

Hope you fare better. Good luck! [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Just when you thought dining out with kids is safe....
Post by: SacDuc on May 10, 2010, 08:22:53 PM


I don't see what the big deal is. When I was 3 years old I woke up while my parents were cleaning up after a little party they threw. They didn't know it but I was going around the house finishing off all of the drinks that were left around. Apparently I got completely wasted. And look at me, I turned out just fine.

sac



/what?
//seriously, what?
Title: Re: Just when you thought dining out with kids is safe....
Post by: Stinky Wizzleteats on May 10, 2010, 09:17:05 PM
What kind of stoopid name is Jadm anyway?
Title: Re: Just when you thought dining out with kids is safe....
Post by: ungeheuer on May 10, 2010, 09:46:14 PM
Quote from: Obsessed? on May 10, 2010, 05:36:01 PM
Are.

You.

Effing.

Serious.

?




With parents like that, I'd need a drink, too.
[laugh]+1
Title: Re: Just when you thought dining out with kids is safe....
Post by: IZ on May 10, 2010, 10:36:28 PM
Quote from: SacDuc on May 10, 2010, 08:22:53 PM

I don't see what the big deal is. When I was 3 years old I woke up while my parents were cleaning up after a little party they threw. They didn't know it but I was going around the house finishing off all of the drinks that were left around. Apparently I got completely wasted. And look at me, I turned out just fine.

sac



/what?
//seriously, what?


[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Title: Re: Just when you thought dining out with kids is safe....
Post by: RAT900 on May 10, 2010, 10:55:34 PM
Quote from: Duck Fat on May 10, 2010, 09:17:05 PM
What kind of stoopid name is Jadm anyway?

acronym no doubt:  JADM, Journal on Algebraic and Discrete Methods or perhaps Joint Analytic Data Management

Clearly this child-prodigy's parents were National Merit finalists and Regional Spelling Bee champions

The cops should have arrested them on the spot for child neglect...

but not to worry they have most likely retained an attorney to sue the small-business owner into bankruptcy in a civil court on the taxpayer's dime

Title: Re: Just when you thought dining out with kids is safe....
Post by: DW on May 11, 2010, 12:53:53 AM
If the parents haven't learned by now to watch where waiters place food, they are idiots. Try ordering fajitas and have them place the sizzling skillet in front of the kid. Happens every time because it is usually the clearest place on the table (for reasons obvious to most parents). Take responsibility for your own actions!!! 
Title: Re: Just when you thought dining out with kids is safe....
Post by: Oldfisti on May 11, 2010, 02:28:42 AM
Quote from: Obsessed? on May 10, 2010, 05:36:01 PM
Are.

You.

Effing.

Serious.

?




With parents like that, I'd need a drink, too.






Other than this I don't know what else to say...


???    :-X
Title: Re: Just when you thought dining out with kids is safe....
Post by: avizpls on May 11, 2010, 03:17:43 AM
yeah, im not sure what the big deal is here. Mom shoulda chuckled, "that'll learn ya" and gave him his milk.


call the police/. for what???? people need nannys?
Title: Re: Just when you thought dining out with kids is safe....
Post by: mitt on May 11, 2010, 04:14:49 AM
I am guilty of chugging a gin and tonic when I was little - thought it was 7up.  My parents were smart enough to just laugh - not call the cops for F sake.

mitt
Title: Re: Just when you thought dining out with kids is safe....
Post by: Slide Panda on May 11, 2010, 05:13:47 AM
These are the same sorts of parents as that woman who called 911 because a Burger King couldn't give her brat the western burger he wanted. Yeah she called 911 despite the fact the manager comped their meal... f'ing harpy
Title: Re: Just when you thought dining out with kids is safe....
Post by: Oldfisti on May 11, 2010, 05:40:57 AM
From the comments:


"In relate news, Jadm was quoted as saying he only took the drink because he was extremely disappointed his dad would actually order a white russian...."


[laugh] [clap]
Title: Re: Just when you thought dining out with kids is safe....
Post by: Slide Panda on May 11, 2010, 05:53:16 AM
Quote from: alfisti on May 11, 2010, 05:40:57 AM
"In relate news, Jadm was quoted as saying he only took the drink because he was extremely disappointed his dad would actually order a white russian...."

I dunno... The Dude drank White Russians...
Title: Re: Just when you thought dining out with kids is safe....
Post by: duccarlos on May 11, 2010, 05:57:40 AM
So I started reading the replied before the actual article and was ready to call you people Nancies. I thought that someone from a different table called the police on the parents. So, let me get this straight, the parents called the police after their own child that was supposedly supervised by them took a shot of a drink they ordered? They wanted to hold the restaurant responsible for their own neglect? If only it was that easy. I would have called the cops a million times while my children were destroying a public place.
Title: Re: Just when you thought dining out with kids is safe....
Post by: cyrus buelton on May 11, 2010, 06:40:15 AM
Quote from: Duck Fat on May 10, 2010, 09:17:05 PM
What kind of stoopid name is Jadm anyway?

I got you beat.

Last year my brother was in his baby delivery portion of his residency, he had to deliver a minimum of 52 babies (god knows how they came up with 52).

Anyway, one of his buddies delivered a baby who's name was this on the Birth Certificate:

LA-A.


Please try to pronounce that. I'll eventually give the answer.

However, my brother did deliver Jack Daniels to some hillbilly couple...........seriously named their kid Jack Daniels.

That is not good for the future.
Title: Re: Just when you thought dining out with kids is safe....
Post by: il d00d on May 11, 2010, 06:52:15 AM
Quote from: cyrus buelton on May 11, 2010, 06:40:15 AM
Last year my brother was in his baby delivery portion of his residency, he had to deliver a minimum of 52 babies (god knows how they came up with 52).

"luh-dash-uh" is the answer.  52 babies, one per week for a year?


Quote from: yuu on May 11, 2010, 05:53:16 AM
I dunno... The Dude drank White Russians...

Jadm abides...
Title: Re: Just when you thought dining out with kids is safe....
Post by: Drjones on May 11, 2010, 07:06:26 AM
 [roll]  Idiocracy.
Title: Re: Just when you thought dining out with kids is safe....
Post by: SacDuc on May 11, 2010, 07:51:31 AM


On the topic of horrible names, my brother went to college with a girl whose given name is Marijuana PepsiCola Jackson. Kinda catchy I think. The explanation was that her mother named "Mary" after her two favorite things. As my brother was finishing telling this story to a group of us who were hearing it for the first time a friend of his commented, "That's make the beast with two backsed up. I would never name my kid Masturbation PlayStation."   [laugh]


sac
Title: Re: Just when you thought dining out with kids is safe....
Post by: Triple J on May 11, 2010, 08:12:24 AM
WTF is all I got.  :-\
Title: Re: Just when you thought dining out with kids is safe....
Post by: fastwin on May 11, 2010, 09:34:55 AM
Quote from: SacDuc on May 11, 2010, 07:51:31 AM

On the topic of horrible names, my brother went to college with a girl whose given name is Marijuana PepsiCola Jackson. Kinda catchy I think. The explanation was that her mother named "Mary" after her two favorite things. As my brother was finishing telling this story to a group of us who were hearing it for the first time a friend of his commented, "That's make the beast with two backsed up. I would never name my kid Masturbation PlayStation."   [laugh]


sac

OK, the first part of that story is funny as hell but the last line had Dr. Pepper coming out of my nose!! [laugh] Kinda hurts but the laugh was totally worth it!!! [thumbsup] [laugh] [laugh]
Title: Re: Just when you thought dining out with kids is safe....
Post by: cyrus buelton on May 11, 2010, 12:08:11 PM
Quote from: il d00d on May 11, 2010, 06:52:15 AM
"luh-dash-uh" is the answer.  52 babies, one per week for a year?


Jadm abides...


Correct on the name my man. The future of that child is already sealed.


Nah, that rotation only lasted a month.

It is probably some odd requirement based on a state board certification law.
Title: Re: Just when you thought dining out with kids is safe....
Post by: the_Journeyman on May 11, 2010, 03:26:04 PM
How is this the restaurant and/or waiter's fault?  Watch your damn kids.

JM
Title: Re: Just when you thought dining out with kids is safe....
Post by: PizzaMonster on May 12, 2010, 04:57:03 PM
Wow...just wow.  What's the big deal?

Must have been a pretty slow day at the Boston Herald to waste a half page on this "story"!
Title: Re: Just when you thought dining out with kids is safe....
Post by: Drunken Monkey on May 12, 2010, 05:59:13 PM
Geeze. I started drinking wine at age 7 (living in Europe) and thought it was completely retarded when I returned to the states and couldn't drink at restaurants with my parents anymore.

Also, who the hell said dining out with kids is safe?

If I don't watch my 2 year old like a hawk he's running off into the kitchen and playing "bobbing for french fries" in the deep fryer.
Title: Re: Just when you thought dining out with kids is safe....
Post by: Vindingo on May 12, 2010, 06:03:33 PM
Quote from: Drunken Monkey on May 12, 2010, 05:59:13 PM
If I don't watch my 2 year old like a hawk he's running off into the kitchen and playing "bobbing for french fries" in the deep fryer.

This is why my parents used to lock my brother and me in the car if we acted up.  I'm not sure if you can do that anymore without going to jail...  [leo]